₦airaland Forum

Well said. The Police Force and the king failed the people. The failed innocent children and adults who were raped, maimed or killed. Everybody go rest now. Jungle justice is not good, but abetting and condoning criminality is worse

Sisisara:
Please I need help with funny Lagos or Nigerian sayings

Eg: I no come lagos come count bridge.

I get am before no be property. (I still need the meaning of this)

Any language is fine, but if not in english please translate to english. Also, please spell and type correctly especially if in another language. Please include any accents (marks) on the letters especially if typing yoruba.

So I need

1. Funny sayings
2. Translation and/or meaning.

Special prize for whoever gives me the most.

Thank you.

Let me know the price first

Where is his bride? Pre nuptial pix things na.

My guy, love truly exists but it is not common. The reality is that love has graduated from pry, high school and university. It has received sight, no longer blind, halleluyah. Guys and ladies have expectations, needs, desires and futuristic imaginations and plans. Just be diligent and hopeful, with some measure of self development, and love will find you

I guess you are a good student. Learning from Lala has been worthwhile for you. Keepet it up, the skies is your limit

What do we expect you to say before. We don't want to hear of his release from custody by influential persons from above

What is this again na? Why this sleep no gree catch me na.

Nice one. Which one be newton's law of exam again

"He has what she wants in a man (money and comfort)". The question is, does she have the man wants in a woman? What is difficult in knowing the answer? She should ask him what he wants in that relationship. She should carefully listen to the answer, and read in between the lines

Florblu:
Not good enough for prewedding shoot.Their unborn children will be like "Dad and mum were you a bird before?

lol. You are funny Pre wedding and baby shower pix are becoming so hilarious and childish. No matter the creativity, it remains a copy of the original concept.

Continuu. At a time when we need to look beyond oil. While the search is ongoing, he should remember time waits for no man

Interesting piece. Veggies, water and vits so nutritionally correct

Hope this is not just talk. Action speaks better

mamabomboy:
www.sunnewsonline.com/africa-lazy-about-diversification-okonjo-iweala/

Politicians in africa are responsible for all of these

Internet never forgets. Be careful all ye choristers in that church

sorextee:
this ur story make me laugh die I could imagine the whole drama..
ive lost countless times. and all the phones I lost are Samsung

used the Samsung s1, dropped it at a charging shop, before I came back from teaching(was serving then), they've demolished the kiosk. my fone and d owner of the shop disappear.

bought Samsung s2. was robbed at nya-nya around 10pm.

bought s3, it slipped out of my pocket in a cab. I didn't know.

started using s4. was snatched at berger, wen I was playing candy crush.

bought s5. na dis one pain me pass. went to spend some days at my frnds house, they use a pit toilet. wanted to use the toilet.
the phone was in my pocket. I removed my trouser, wanted to fold it, before hanging it. na so my fone and my wallet fall inside the pit.

since then, I knew I have bad luck with Samsung fones. had to switch to sony xperia.

This your own seriuos well well o

She has graduated with a B.Prisons degree. Wicked, demonic and obsessed cum possessed girl

JOYOSITA:
sorry boss

You are forgiven. Cover your eyes next time

JOYOSITA:
Y did you censor their peen now?

This girl take your time o

JOYOSITA:
Hell is real, believe it or not.

Happy sunday to you, my friend. I believe o

Nienie:
So?what's the moral lesson of this story?

Simple. FP is fast becoming a dump site

Heat retention should requite smoothing the inside finely. Cost of wood and the right choice of wood.

Some have food they cannot, Some can eat but have no food, I have food and I can eat, glory be to thee oh lord. I ca not remember hustling for food in a party. Either I eat before attending or I "maintain" even in the face of hunger before rushing out to find an eatery before bad thing happen

supersystems:
yet another cadavaer why the by-product of Okocha's short spent english career ?

I assumed we could get coaches with CV's of success and pace the emphasis on success rther than nationality..

Ok,England yu'll win a competiton perhaps around 2067 and onwards if this permutaton sequence continues.No beeffs pls dnt tage me..

Spot on, my friend. 2067? Nah! 3000 would do. They would continue to be the butt of many jokes.

Lol. I see a continuation of the long spell of trophyless campaigns for three lions. Allardyce, funny.

supersystems:
am i n*tts or wat i should assume the first responsibility of the minister is watch the wholistic chain supply from production to consumption.We trully see who we are in the world and in people,sumthin has gone wrong with our guys always talking up tarliff on power constantly.

Na wa .

Produce power Nigerians we pay..Lol..I enjoy 18hrs power daily in my location..

While where i put my hommies they have power just once in 5days and it last just 90mins..lol

How won't rape and early birth rates increase when night time activites will be oushed up by lack of power?

Exactly my point. Generate and distribute enough energy, Nigerians will pay. It is annoying how they constantly inundate us with increase in tariff

aresa:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/07/21/14-companies-partners-fg-on-1-75bn-solar-power-project/

." He expressed dissatisfaction with the low rate of the tariff
regime in the sector, adding that the investors had
expected high tariff in the energy industry". Low rate indeed! It will soon get lower, mtcheeew

supersystems:
God bless you @nonjebose may ur days be long.her incompetence isn't for test to me,i believe politics is the enemy og good governance and many times our leaders spend too much playing politics fighting of the vultures trying to attack them and before they know it day's broken.

No doubt any very astute students of modern day economics and politics can do better outline long term goals and clearly expressed medium term objectives to connect to those goals.

Wait a minute did we ever acheived the millenia goals set by Babangida's administration of the SAP in the earlier eras..?

Lol, maybe in 2030

supersystems:
it's beyond competence,if she had free will i wouldn't doubt her,but not when ur being man-handled by a puppeteer.

The lifeline of any objectives good or bad is the lifelines of the croonies within the system it's not anything of desirable effects if long term is considered,this is the core issue.The antecedents of Mallam Nuhu Ribadu attests to this notion

I agree that these are long term considerations. But I believe that she has to also propose short term goals with an aggressive blueprint to slow down the current stagflation, not minding any restriction from her handlers.

She is reeling out vague plans from a prepared text. Summary: increase IGR and expand non oil sector of the economy. Provide social amenities for increase in public and private financial activities. I am not too sure she is competent, my opinion though

This Audu Ogbeh man is not serious. Is that the best he can do? I guess they are trying to impoverish the farmers and enrich govt,

Customers or consumers cannot continue to bear the brunt of any contractual failure on the part of govt, if at all this is true. Nonsense excuses. What were they thinking when they bought these DISCOs with all the liabilities? They want to recoup their money and start profiting immediately.