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EducationRe: UNIABUJA Expels Students Wrongly Paraded As Kidnappers - Segalink by noobs123: 5:24pm On Jun 22, 2021
This happens when you arrest before investigating.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ekpungu EFCC Secretary, Names Board Members by noobs123: 11:14pm On Jun 21, 2021
truthfulparrot:
Who else noticed that PMB is trying these days? With this rate, he can at least wipe away N10% of his sins before 2023. grin
[quote author=noobs123 post=102961282]Trying for what exactly? The insecurity is still there and the hunger is getting worse.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ekpungu EFCC Secretary, Names Board Members by noobs123: 11:13pm On Jun 21, 2021
Huh
RomanceRe: How To Finger A Lady by noobs123:
NaijaBoy213:
FIRST OF ALL....

1. Cut your nails.
2. Wash your hands.
3. Stimulate her thighs and grab it firmly.
4. Fuddle her boobs.
5. Flick and play with her clit while you kiss her same time.
6. Wait until she's wet before sliding your finger in so it won't hurt.
7. Soon as you feel she's wet, look her dead in the eyes while you slide your fingers in her.
8. Grab her by the neck and choke her while your fingers go deeper in her pussy.
9. Twist and grind slowly in her walls, looking for the pin point of her G Spot.
10. Pay attention to her body language to know when you found the right spot with your fingers.
11. Soon as you find the spot, focus on it, grind in there, go deeper, talk shit to her at the same time.
12. Ask her how she want it, faster? Slowly?

Then Bleep the hell out of her.. cool
Thank me later grin grin
After all these processes, I’m very sure the man won’t last 10 seconds on the sex.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Are Angry With Buhari By Eddy Odivwri by noobs123: 7:53pm On Jun 18, 2021
Valid points and good analysis .
CrimeRe: If My Husband And I Survived This Year.... by noobs123: 7:05pm On Jun 13, 2021
SimplyShit:
Leave him and run away. You can't suffer for what you don't know mbok
May God punish you for this kind of advice.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Total Public Debt Jumps By 15.64% To ₦33.107 Trillion – DMO by noobs123: 7:15am On Jun 11, 2021
As things are going, naira could get to #2000 to 1$
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka Reacts To Suspension Of Twitter In Nigeria by noobs123: 9:23pm On Jun 04, 2021
Elvictor:
One of the useless professor that gave us Buhari the saviour of the tribe of the sophisticated morons, this aromate man deserve to be stoned to death for leading Nigerians into this mess. Spits on his conehead!
Move on man...People make mistakes.
CrimeRe: Four Policemen And Three Civilians Killed In Failed Bank Robbery Attempt In Osu by noobs123: 1:01pm On Jun 03, 2021
But not a single armed robber was killed? That’s failure.
PoliticsRe: Accident Prevention: FG To Equip 40 Million Children With Reflective Jackets by noobs123: 8:16am On May 28, 2021
Misplaced priorities
GamingRe: Ps5 For Sale by noobs123: 11:21pm On May 27, 2021
300k?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by noobs123: 2:11pm On May 26, 2021
You guys are back... when it was bleeding high we no see una oo.. small green now una don turn octopus. grin
PoliticsRe: Alfred Olufade's Father, George Olufade: Late Pilot My Only Son by noobs123:
They are only grieving for the chief of army staff while neglecting other officers. May God console you sir.
CrimeRe: Could It Be My Account Was Used For Scam??? by noobs123: 9:40pm On May 23, 2021
You blocked him because you wanted to scam him now turned out the money itself was scam. You don enter wahala.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by noobs123: 9:32pm On May 23, 2021
olushollys:
Na waooo, for una crypto ooo. When i decided to join only ti make some little profits and lose it with over 70% of the original capital. God dey
You only lose when you sell.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by noobs123:
DieRich5:
Update
Tesla buy btc @58 now losing 1 billions grin
So why are you happy about that?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Accuses Ganduje Of Bribing NLC Leaders To Cause Mayhem In Kaduna (Audio by noobs123: 12:38pm On May 22, 2021
It’s family affairs.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by noobs123: 5:24pm On May 18, 2021
No money to buy dip again ooo, should better start going green now. grin
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi: Many Boko Haram Commanders Willing To Surrender by noobs123: 8:56am On May 17, 2021
They have killed many people and now they went to surrender.
I think this country is only harden on soft criminals.
CrimeRe: Customs Killed Rice Smuggler At Sokoto (graphic Pictures) by noobs123: 7:20am On May 14, 2021
Human life is worthless in Nigeria. What happened to shooting of tires?
AgricultureRe: Obasanjo Inspects His Yam And Maize Farm (Photos) by noobs123: 7:27pm On May 11, 2021
Still cashing out at his age instead of begging for forgiveness and restitution.
Science/TechnologyRe: Debris From Chinese Rocket Eventually Crashes Into Indian Ocean by noobs123: 7:58am On May 09, 2021
Most of these politicians have already left Abuja to their various village for an impromptu visit. Fear of debris.
CrimeRe: Palace Guard Kills Policeman As Osun Dwellers Clash Over Land by noobs123: 3:10pm On May 08, 2021
Nawa o.. everybody just dey show muscle for Naija police now. Even palace guard.
CelebritiesRe: AY Live Workers Day Edition Records Presence Of I Go Dye, Mr.p, Akpororo, Others by noobs123: 9:27pm On May 03, 2021
Nawa o.. country Dey bleed una still Dey do useless show.
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by noobs123: 5:42pm On May 03, 2021
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Respond To This Kind Of Question? by noobs123: 9:23am On May 01, 2021
Emmadoc:
When you are not or no longer working, and somebody asks you how is your work.

How do you reply them?

Do you say, work is fine or you just tell them plainly that you are no longer working?

I find the answers both awkward
I’m in between jobs.
RomanceRe: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by noobs123: 8:35am On Apr 24, 2021
Not any soulmate. If oyinbo play love for you, he go hard to forget.
CrimeRe: Us Police Offers Humiliated A Harmless Army Lieutenant Officer Rcently. by noobs123: 10:29am On Apr 12, 2021
The police Officer Gutierrez has been fired since.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I See PDP Office Holders, Members Coming To APC – Tonye Princewill by noobs123: 5:15am On Apr 11, 2021
They are all the same useless politicians with different party names. They can only fool the ignorant.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by noobs123: 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2021
Pls, can I still qualify for UBA dividends if I buy the stock now.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest MTN Staff Whose Girlfriend Died While Having Fun In Adamawa by noobs123:
In a working society, you have nothing to fear because a simple autopsy would know the cause of death.

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