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Canada, Sweden or singapore
Just to leave this hell hole and start afresh somewhere else..

El-midgeto is always talking from his Anus and knees.. He has nothing else to offer since he's a well known pathological liar... I bet he has mouth epilepsy,we can't blame him so much..

Why is the passport red in colour
But we aren't a communist country , wtf is wrong with this useless orangutan Most democratic western nations have blue passports, red is supposed to be for communist countries, Omg!!!

chocolateme:
Greetings to anyone reading this, please pardon my grammatical errors as I bare my heart in this write up. We live in a down floor flat in a three storeyed building and as you know how most compounds in Surulere is without space, ours is surrounded by other tall buildings so to get fresh air especially at night is zero possible.
The state Government has not been forthcoming with pipe borne water these days despite knowing how important water is to human life, the power supply company are making it harder too, you go to bed at night, you won't sleep well due excess heat, you won't see water to at least bath throughout the night to keep cool till morning.
This has been going on in our area in Surulere around Itire/Ishaga. Last night, I thought I was going to die oh God!! We have generator set but the engine is very faulty and very expensive to repair besides, we can't be spending money on fuel on daily basis coupled with the fact that there are other expenses at home to run.
Last night, I was awake till 3am dot, I kept fanning myself and sweating profusely, at a point, I felt I was loosing my breath, I stood up, laid down, sat down, I did everything I could to feel OK but to no avail, my hand was aching me too.
I slept off for about 12minutes only to suddenly jerk up from bed and feel sweat running down my face and body like a cup of water was poured on me hmm.. The mattress was soaked at different sections and I couldn't lie down on it again. The one that scared me most was that I observed that fluid came up into my mouth from my stomach and I rushed to go and spill it out, dehydration too, I kept drinking water and trying to stay alive.
By exactly 3am dot, they brought the light, I wasn't feeling happy because there was no morale for excitement anymore but I finally managed to sleep off, i woke up again as they took it by past 4 again till now. I sleep by 3 or 4 almost every night and I am feeling frustrated. I felt I should share it, I am tired, God please help me, I am always scared once the night approaches on daily basis.. The Government should help the masses with light and water for healthy living.

Sorry hon!!! I felt that

One of the reasons I can't live in surulere

This man is so dull that I can't even phantom it... Omg!!! The show on NTA was disgusting and utterly disgraceful.. How on earth did we do this to ourselves??

Ratchet bitches everywhere..

See bonga fish!!

MrBrownJay1:
the difference between these two country is enormous.... here are a few:
- older Japanese are even more respectful, older Chinese are even more racist
- Japanese would rarely try to cheat you, while most Chinese would
- lose your belonging (phone/bag etc) in japan, and chances are you will find it with all its content in no time.. in China, good luck.
- in Japan, everyone is treated like a royalty (bows etc), in China you are treated like garbage even if you are royalty.
- Japanese have class, manners, respect while Chinese dont
- Japanese women are clean sophisticated while all Chinese women "seem" dirty even if they aint.
- in Japan, if the price tag says 1000, that means it costs 1000... in China it means it costs no more than 700 and you have to haggle with seller
- if you are lost in the metro in Japan, people will go out of their way to get you where you are going... if you are lost in Chinese metro, then just pray!

the one thing they all have in common is fukced up teeth and women never trimming their pubic hair, lol!

foreigners are still a big attraction to Chinese in big cities like Beijing and Shanghai, so imagine in the smaller places... they will pop champagne if seeing you. up until not long ago, we (foreigners) were still viewed as the demon of the west. so they stare, point fingers when they see us, and even take pictures.

yes, Beijing is more like the traditional China, while Shanghai is the modern city... but Beijing is catching up really fast.

Everything you just said about the Japanese is totally it... They are very polite,respectful and really nice to foreigners

Chinese are just the opposite.,very cocky, manner less and spitting cobras..

Ratchet hoes everywhere and wtf is kpomo

They look like baby vultures though...

Eye lashes looking like chicken feathers,.. Goodness!!! Bitches everywhere

I still took my "mind your business pills" this morning.. It keeps me sane, please come and buy my fabrics abeg...

This is terrible, he shouldn't have done it..
This is heartbreaking..

I love myself, when I wake up every morning I don't forget to take my "mind your business pills"

I have no bloody business with any celebrity, please come and buy my fabrics..

Thank you all

technicallyrich:
you dont know who ijaws are.
Ijaws in rivers state are
abual
odual
okirika
kalabiri
bonny
andoni
etc
i am in ijaw youth movement from my skool days so i know these.
Mind you ijaws dont speak one language.
Some ijaws speak ijaw language while some speak igbo and ijaw etc.some even speak yoruba,effik etcbut we still have a common language.
sayin a person is from okirika is like saying an igbo is from owerri.
While owerri is a clan in igbo land.
Same with okirika,they are a clan not a tribe,the tribe is ijaw.

Oh okay, thanks..
I just asked my mom who's from okrika, thanks a lot for the explanation..

technicallyrich:
Ijaw virgins. God bless ijaws.

Please they aren't ijaws, they are from okrika.. Okrika and ijaw do not speak the same language..

His legs like Abuja yams

This is some useless fuckery!

Mofo went ghost on my a** after 5years
No messages
No sms
No calls
Nothing
It was dead silent
I don't want closure though, I'm good

I would run faster than usain bolt.. This cemetery isn't worth it..

Waiter : hanty,your bill is 83 tasan

Hanty : What did I eat?

Management : *seizes phone and hand bag* please follow us to the back

Let's see! What can I do with 90k? Oven 35k Online business courses 7k Little brother's school fee 18k Light and security bills 5k Food stuff 15k Mom's drugs 5k Miscellaneous 5k
Stupid hoe!!!!! ����

Those lips though ��

She's a stupid hoe Hoe She's a stupid hoe *in riley's voice *

I just love my tailor though.. She's good

midehcreeb:
Nina Richie, a new signee of Black Avenue Muzik owned by D-Black is back into the news again after slaying herself off with her see-through dress at AFRIMA ceremony.

The Black Avenue Muzik signee isn’t well known to the Ghanaian public but her attire for the Saturday night ceremony will surely let her name trend.

She wore shiny dress with her big thighs exposed like she was going for an adult movie audition.

The wrapper she wore left her firm b00bs exposed like she’s about breastfeeding a baby.

The 28 yrs old musician stayed in Toronto though she hails from Ghana and she’s is back to continue the ‘body exposure’ legacy late Ebony Reign’s left behind.

See photos and videos of Nina slaying - https://www./2018/11/nina-richie-causes-confusion.html

Ewwwwwww!!! I can see all the cellulites from my room...
Disgusting!!!

frenzyduchess:
countries like?

Denmark Belgium Germany Switzerland Sweden
Why kill oneself over an American visa

Why can't Nigerians just boycott these people?? If you you aren't giving visa then pack up and leave Nigeria instead of defrauding people of their hard earned money.. There are other countries way better the US but our brothers and sisters wouldn't look elsewhere..

Where do I go to now? Sweden Norway Singapore Finland Denmark Belgium

Iseoluwani:
call now

It's so cute Omg!! Why would you kill them?? Not fair *crying *

Always making negative comments internationally about Nigerians,senile old maggot!