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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Adewale Looking Ageless In Chic Photos by NotFarFrom: 9:06am On Sep 26, 2019
THIS IS AGELESS; Nicole Murphy - 49 Year old mother of 5!!

Food / Re: Folashade Shoyonbo: Nigerian Wins Jollof Rice Contest by NotFarFrom: 2:20pm On Sep 23, 2019
Help me ask................
EngrMarve:
no vex abeg, who else wan win am before?
Business / Re: Dangote To Empower 106,000 Women With N1.1bn by NotFarFrom: 10:09am On Sep 23, 2019
Shatta Bundle can do 10,000 times. Ya man. ���
Crime / Re: Pastor Marvelous Odalo Impregnates 12-year-old Girl, Aborts It, Girl Missing by NotFarFrom: 4:50pm On Sep 19, 2019
Why must all these kind things be EDO state?

Celebrities / Re: Bovi Kris Asimonye Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary (Pictures) by NotFarFrom: 12:15pm On Sep 19, 2019
Please find the stupidest assumption below.

Thank you

kingxsamz:


He must have cheated on her a lot so...
Joke's on you... tongue

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Travel / Re: Edo Residents Use Refrigerator To Cross Flooded Road by NotFarFrom: 9:27am On Sep 19, 2019
gurunlocker:
Edo state is blessed sha...

Edo airline and now Edo riverline... grin



Edo Amaka
Travel / Re: Air Peace: Allen Onyema Crying As Nigerians Return From South Africa by NotFarFrom: 4:40pm On Sep 12, 2019
mozona:


you wont cos if you do.. you are a fool too, is my opinion, which
everyone of us has, i wont call you a fool if air your own view.

i go just read and go
You are a fool then. Fool of fools for calling Airpeace CEO a scam because he saved Nigerians. FOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... Let them block me. I will wait and come back. You are a HUGE, WIDE foooooooooolllllllllllllll
Travel / Re: Air Peace: Allen Onyema Crying As Nigerians Return From South Africa by NotFarFrom: 12:07pm On Sep 12, 2019

Travel / Re: Air Peace: Allen Onyema Crying As Nigerians Return From South Africa by NotFarFrom: 12:06pm On Sep 12, 2019
mozona:
scam
How long will they block me if I call this guy a fool

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Travel / Re: BREAKING: 188 Nigeria Returnees Arrive MMIA From South Africa by NotFarFrom: 9:18am On Sep 12, 2019
BOOOMNAIJA:
WELCOME TO HELL! grin grin grin

Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Two Plus-Sized Couple by NotFarFrom: 9:07am On Sep 12, 2019
The man resembles black Mr. Incredible..

TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: "If I Survive This Eviction, I Will Win" - Mike Tells Khafi by NotFarFrom: 2:12pm On Sep 11, 2019
seunmohmoh:
Diane will be the winner
Diane ko, Diana ni.

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Crime / Re: Drunk Man Beats His Wife In Ibadan For Refusing Him Sex (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 3:45pm On Sep 08, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Most Nigerian women are heartless.
They'd kill you with all 249 sex positions before you marry them.
But once you make the mistake of paying their brideprice...they automatically go frigid and see sex as a torturous chore.

This woman here is obviously a bad wife who has been looking for an avenue to do off with her husband.
Why will she report him to the police or even agree to press charges against him?

It was just heartless of her to refuse her husband sex after him drinking Trophy beer and Alomo bitters mixed with Passion energy drink.
That combo alone would give a eunuch's preek a turbo erection.
Does she know how harmful blue balls are?

A part of him still blames him.
Wise men either go drinking with a female buddy or they drink in a brothel to avoid nonsense like this at home.
� bros, you wan kill me with laugh......
Music/Radio / Re: Blackface Releases His Version Of 'African Queen' As 2face Fails To Credit Him by NotFarFrom: 8:12am On Sep 08, 2019
He has stated his whole reason for this action film.... He wasn't credited. He is not singing because of love for music or fans. 2Baba must be sick and tired of him...
Romance / Re: Excited Lady Drags Her Fiance's Beard In Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures by NotFarFrom: 6:17am On Sep 08, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
I give these ones 3 and half months

Celebrities / Re: Fans Excited As Bambam & Teddy-A Wed (Throwback To Their Romance On BBNaija) by NotFarFrom: 6:09am On Sep 08, 2019
buckbuz:
Congratulations to them.....



I'm not bad Belle but is marriage suppose to be some kinda achievement or medal of honor??
Yes it is an achievement to be married and a medal to remain married. When you marry, you go find this post and edit it.
Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 11:07am On Sep 06, 2019
Abdul4trust1:
ogwashukwu, Delta state will be better.
Your head is present!!!!!!

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Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 10:48am On Sep 06, 2019
Osobi32:
. Ahhhh why are u this wicked Na? grin
Lol! I am not wicked......... They need a warm welcome and the stadium is very big.

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Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 10:43am On Sep 06, 2019
HarryDuce:
Lol

Rivers state people have not entered the reprisal mode yet surprisingly.
We no dey scatter shop for Rivers State, na head we dey scatter. Who shop epp??

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Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 10:42am On Sep 06, 2019
Omoslim26:


No borno precisely
Borno dey learn compared to wetin dey await them from the Rivers youth whip.
Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 10:21am On Sep 06, 2019
izzou:
grin

If the South African Football Association can successfully arrange a friendly match with Nigeria, everyone will love them back
And they should play it in Nigeria............ Rivers State precisely.

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Sports / Re: Bafana Bafana Players Released From Camp As Xenophobia Rattles Team by NotFarFrom: 10:20am On Sep 06, 2019
omoiyamayor:
Let them play bayana bayana instead

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Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Nigerians Send AKA DM, Storm His Page (Screenshots) by NotFarFrom: 12:37pm On Sep 04, 2019
This one na bye bye to Naija for AKA oooooo!!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Warns MI Abaga For Supporting South African Rapper AKA by NotFarFrom: 7:51am On Sep 04, 2019
overdrive:
Burna boy ma nigga.
Lemme Help you with the photo!!

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Start Fires Around Shoprite Lekki (Video) by NotFarFrom: 5:48pm On Sep 03, 2019
hakeem4:
Well two wrongs don’t make a right. I hope it won’t affect the Nigerians working there negatively
I agree with you and it most definitely will affect Nigerians. This would have been averted if the Government has shown their disdain on time......... Our Government needs to show that they value the lives of Nigerians. I remember the President condemning a foreign attack on foreigners....... I don't know his say on this matter.
Crime / Re: My Nigerian Childhood Friend Killed In South Africa Xenophobic Attack - Oyinbo by NotFarFrom: 3:23pm On Sep 03, 2019
obembet:
Dear Boko Haram,
I know that deep down you guys are Patriots!

I write to inform you that South Africans are killing your country men. That's like competing with you.

Below is their location on the map.

We look forward to seeing your work on CNN.

Thanks,
Nigerians
Not all Nigerians are in Support of this!!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Jackye Names All The Guys That Asked Her Out In The House by NotFarFrom: 4:37pm On Sep 02, 2019
Davash222:
Jackye and her nonsense boyfriend should be grateful that Mike is a perfect gentleman. No be this thing we for dey hear now.
You dey mind this nonesense Jackye with her long mouth??

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Crime / Re: A Soldier 'Thunder' Is After My Life!!! by NotFarFrom: 11:11am On Sep 02, 2019
JerryJJZ:
I never knew you can play game on credit on bet9ja...... is dat not wonderful?? so the soldier played marathon games worth 146k without a dime?? Am amazed at you OP....
My brother... The guy weak me. I nor know wetin make allow someone play game on credit. Let's just pardon him and help him..... That is if this story is real.
Crime / Re: A Soldier 'Thunder' Is After My Life!!! by NotFarFrom: 11:09am On Sep 02, 2019
This is simple.......... Go to the barracks and ask of the Military Police office.... Meet a senior officer there and report him. Don't go to meet lower ranks. He will call you to beg and refund the money. After that, he will sign and undertaking that should anything happen to you, he is to be held accountable. Make a copy and give to a lawyer and your family.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Jos: Keke Driver With No Phone Returns Laptop And Wallet Of A Passenger by NotFarFrom: 7:54am On Sep 02, 2019
JubrinElSudan:
iPhone + for an Aboki keke driver? Why not buy him that small tecno phone they normally use (with the Hausa music as ringtone) and give him additional cash

Modified: the tweet said a new phone plus cash. I wonder where the blogger saw iphone+ grin
Read properly, they bought a phone and not iPhone, secondly no need to sound so tribalistic. The guy should be celebrated.... The thing is would we do the same if we were in his position and circumstance?
Science/Technology / Re: Can Snake Climb Wall? What Specie Of Snake Is This? by NotFarFrom: 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
friendlyadvice:
It's your mother in-law

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Science/Technology / Re: Can Snake Climb Wall? What Specie Of Snake Is This? by NotFarFrom: 1:44pm On Aug 30, 2019
kingy1:

Oga stop that nonsense.

How many have you saved in your life.

Do what i say Nigerians.

Snakes are friendly my foot

Do the goats and the fowl they do kill offend them?

Or are they humans that can think rationally?

Yen yen yen yen...
Guy you don finish me. This your comment don make me laff..

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