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Sports / Re: Tokyo 2020: Meet Uche Eke The First Nigerian Gymnast by NotFarFrom: 8:59am On Jul 22, 2021
CSTRR:
Na only Igbo dey dis country? tongue
Yes na. Like Kamaru Chukwubuikem Usman, Israel Anyanwu Adesanya, Asisat Ngozi Osalola

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Politics / Re: The Nigerian Passport Is Ranked 101st Out Of 199 by NotFarFrom: 5:57am On Jul 19, 2021
Penguin2:
What a useless piece of shit we call passport.

Imagine Madagascar, Zimbabwe and Mauritius ranking above Nigeria.

Zombies how una see am?

You've made sense till you wrote "Zombies".

Get more sense bro.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by NotFarFrom: 5:28am On Jul 19, 2021
Dude. I'm speaking from experience. Marrying such a lady who's dependent on you, last and only daughter..... You need to have a big heart to handle the family. If the family is the type that supports her even when she's wrong, then you're in deep manure. I understand that you love her. But look intently at the family and make your decision.

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Romance / Re: Guys How Did You Find Out Your Girlfriend Had More Money Than You? by NotFarFrom: 6:22am On Jul 15, 2021
jericco1:
Is this post relevant?
No it's not relevant bro. Just one bigot trying to fool himself. Women like money. We already know..

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Health / Re: 25 Shockingly Rare, Strange Body Features That Are Hard To Find (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 6:16am On Jul 15, 2021
Y'all won't believe, but two years ago, I realized that I can't contract HIV.
Crime / Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 5:56am On Jul 15, 2021
The only wrong they've done is not being honest. But if you tell me that the meat is donkey, I'll buy it and eat it

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Crime / Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 5:55am On Jul 15, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Can somebody please explain to me what is wrong with donkey meat I mean honest reply 'coz I love tinko meat especially the dried ones

Please is Tinko donkey meat?

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Bikini, Thanks Doctor For Successful Surgery (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 1:21pm On Jul 09, 2021
Dem don cut him prick commot
Politics / Re: DSS Wants To Kill Nnamdi Kanu With A Poisonous Vaccine – IPOB by NotFarFrom: 7:20am On Jul 03, 2021
A vaccine can't be poisonous

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Romance / Re: His Fiancee Went To Her Ex Boyfriend's House To Visit After Engagement by NotFarFrom: 6:06am On Jul 01, 2021
Cancelling the marriage is the right decision since his fiance does not have any sensible reason for going to his ex other than being "bored". Remember this parable "Don't marry your girlfriend and date your wife".
Religion / Re: Pastor Umah Udah Dresses Like A Warlord To Church (Pictures) by NotFarFrom: 10:41am On Jun 27, 2021
OnionBandit:
Nothing wey tiny dots no go do inside circle
LMAO

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Religion / Re: Pastor Umah Udah Dresses Like A Warlord To Church (Pictures) by NotFarFrom: 10:40am On Jun 27, 2021
OnionBandit:
Nothing wey tiny dots no go do inside circle
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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nigerian Groom And His Korean Bride by NotFarFrom: 2:51pm On Jun 23, 2021
lilvicky68:
Her chest flat she no need to tie anything there self.. nothing dey to cover..
You be (MU)² MUMU
Romance / Re: The Girl With The Longest Legs In The World! by NotFarFrom: 2:47am On Jun 22, 2021
Joanney:
shocked
Haba
Who created her?
your fafa
Nairaland / General / Re: I Love Seeing Graphic Images, Am I Normal? by NotFarFrom: 11:48am On Jun 21, 2021
No, you're not normal
Romance / Re: He Wants To Turn Me To His Sex Slave Because I Owe Him. by NotFarFrom: 8:00am On Jun 21, 2021
Xenry:
If this isn't the usual fake stories that we use to see on Nairaland, then it's a rape attempt and shouldn't be taken lightly.
When you let your little man control you, then you are in big trouble because it could ruin you.
However, there's nothing wrong in asking you to give him sex in exchange for his money, but he made the mistake when he decided to force himself on you.
It's either you pay him his money or you give him what he wants.
you made sense till you said give him what you want.
Career / Re: It is well by NotFarFrom: 11:50am On Jun 20, 2021
covenant2020:


I learn house painting, tailoring and shoemaking but I am only into house painting in the real sense.

Don't have the resources to setup tailoring or shoemaking shops and procure tools for it
What advertising do you have in place? Dont give up. You're already on the right part. There are many special humans like you. Try to expand your advertising and marketing strategies. You'll succeed
Career / Re: It is well by NotFarFrom: 10:14am On Jun 20, 2021
What type of vocational skill did you learn?

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Education / Re: Governor Wike Commissions Secondary School At Eleme In Rivers State by NotFarFrom: 11:08am On Jun 19, 2021
EmmaJnr1:
Ndi Igbo kwenu
ubigbo LGA Biafrans more igbotic than Enugu

Rivers is Igbo state
Delta is Igbo state (Except for few other location)
up biafrans, Up the eastern region of Biafra, great nation in Africa with my oduduwa great friends. Oduduwa and Biafrans are great people. One love

Romance / Re: Nairalander Tosyne2much Finally Ties The Knot With His Big Ass Girlfriend (photo by NotFarFrom: 3:29am On Jun 17, 2021
Michelle55:
What kind of heading is this wan na? I rushed in thinking I would see a big ass only to see this small thing cry
Happy married life and God bless their home!
You haff ment
Food / Re: Photos Of Monkeys Killed Today by NotFarFrom: 1:46am On Jun 17, 2021
Ppogbae:
Careful before eating those. I knew a few fellas from UNIBEN who would often engage in sexual acts with monkeys. They said their kpekus felt good.
Ehn!!!! Osalobua mwen Lahor! Person dey bang monkey?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Gifts His Father A Lexus Jeep On His Birthday (Photos, Video) by NotFarFrom: 11:16am On Jun 16, 2021
Antoeni:
She is Such a caring Young Man, god bless Her for surprising His Dad, She is Such a Good Man. Happy Brthday Sir, You Have a Good Man as a Daughter
this reply is underrated �
Romance / Re: Which Girl Owns This Phone Number In Benin City: 09041420165 by NotFarFrom: 10:07am On Jun 16, 2021
Cinema4d:
So you went to airtel office just to track down a lady you don even recognise. How pathetic!
Dem for hand the ozuo to SARS
Romance / Re: Which Girl Owns This Phone Number In Benin City: 09041420165 by NotFarFrom: 10:05am On Jun 16, 2021
EndSARS77:
This is a screenshot evidence that she gave me her phone number... and we were communicating with each other, before her number became switched off
You're still explaining your folly. Stop disgracing yourself. The lady evidently doesn't want to see your dumb ass. Keep your useless 3k and get a life.
Sports / Re: Coca-Cola Loses $4 Billion As Ronaldo Removes Soft Drink To Endorse Water by NotFarFrom: 9:45am On Jun 16, 2021
michlins:
I really don't know how to process this information. He removed a drink from the table and chose another and automatically $4bn was wiped off the company value and even prompted the to issue a statement about the gesture.


How can an individual hold so much influence over the choice of consumers like this.


If I hit him with a deal, he will be hawking the drink on the express. That's if am the CEO of coca-cola.


There can only be one GOAT and he's a tall guy

Argue with yourself and your family plus village people
it's the same influence Elon Musk have on #Bitcoin
Nairaland / General / Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by NotFarFrom: 5:39pm On May 31, 2021
The answer is very simple.... bitter kola
Romance / Re: My Friend Said White Men Have Better D.icks Than Black Men by NotFarFrom: 8:28am On Feb 21, 2021
Fmghewzy:
I will assume that you don't live in Nigeria,you are probably living in a country where everything is going on well.

Cause if not ,and you still have time to worry about senseless things like this , something is wrong with you

My brother the thing tire me �
Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test (part 2) by NotFarFrom: 1:46pm On Feb 17, 2021
GenerationNext:

Mumu no dey finish for your life.
Take perfume

Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test (part 2) by NotFarFrom: 1:45pm On Feb 17, 2021
emerged01:

From you na grin
my nikka

Family / Re: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by NotFarFrom: 9:15am On Feb 17, 2021
ume1000:
her house because she open leg abi contribute financially to its errections

My Bros marriage entails more than just "opening leg" better work on this mentality before you marry so that you don't look at your wife like a slave.
Romance / Re: Haters Will Say It Is Not Me, And Photoshopped Etc (photo) by NotFarFrom: 4:47am On Feb 17, 2021
And so?? Shey you see how you put yourself for fire make babes grill you? No carry this your nippleless chest go sit down one corner.
Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test (part 2) by NotFarFrom: 4:43am On Feb 17, 2021
That 0.1% is from who? �

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