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Politics / Re: FBI Trains Nigerian Cryptocurrency Crime Investigators And Prosecutors by NotFarFrom: 8:07pm On Aug 29, 2021
When the FBI staffs are going back, let them take Kyari with them.

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Romance / Re: For The Lady Who Said Nigerian Women Are Poor Cooks by NotFarFrom: 8:06pm On Aug 29, 2021
Is this meant to support the Notion that Nigerian women are good cooks?

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Romance / Re: YAWA: Man Finds Out The Lady He Brought Home At Night Is Actually A Man (VIDEO) by NotFarFrom: 4:22pm On Aug 29, 2021
yuping:

What till day break you slept with him, How? I no understand.
Where you insert your own rod?

The guy fit don high well well and the bastard gay fit give am BJ come do anal. God punish that bastard gay!!
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Flirting With A Married Man by NotFarFrom: 3:51pm On Aug 29, 2021
1. You dont need to post this. It holds no water.

2. You should not say that your wife is ranting. Women are expressive.

3. If you're not comfortable with her going to work with this colleague, make a monthly subscription for a driver to pick her to work, or drive her to work yourself.

4. Sit your wife down and calmly tell her your feelings

5. Try do DNA test grin

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Romance / Re: I Need Someone To Keep Me Company Today by NotFarFrom: 12:53pm On Aug 29, 2021
Where's your location?
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For August 28 2021 In Nigeria by NotFarFrom: 8:25am On Aug 29, 2021
Can someone help explain why number of cases on Admission na minus?

Romance / Re: Are Most Nigerian Girls This Cheap? by NotFarFrom: 7:32am On Aug 29, 2021
JovialJune:



See idiot, you banged virgin Hausa girls, then you left them and ran away, and you think you'd marry a virgin? I assure you that you will marry a loose std infested community between the legs hopper like yourself.

My dear, these morons that travel for NYSC and prey on underaged girls should be arrested and their NYSC withdrawn. You disvirgined many of them but you're still going to look for another virgin to marry. And you call them dirty but you opened their legs. Rubbish

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Romance / Re: See The Lady Who Overpowered A Thief Locked Him Up For Sex For 3 Days(pic) by NotFarFrom: 8:22pm On Aug 28, 2021
At least na woman. How about this man wey rape two robbers wey come him house? grin

Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Porn And Masturbating by NotFarFrom: 6:00pm On Aug 27, 2021
Dude, this might sound funny but... Get yourself a bad bitch. You're welcome
Politics / Re: Catholic Bishops: Nigeria Becoming Most Terrorised Nation In The World by NotFarFrom: 9:51am On Aug 27, 2021
Gradually, terrorism is eating Nigeria like cancer. The only cure for cancer is to cut it out, and not rubbing it with warm water. Patronising these terrorists is like rubbing cancer with hot water. DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS. Neutralise them!!!
Romance / Re: Student Records Lecturer Who Promised To Pass Her After Exploiting Her S3xually by NotFarFrom: 4:02am On Aug 27, 2021
Three months suspension with half salary? Isn't that too light a punishment? They should have given him something steeper .
Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by NotFarFrom: 6:33pm On Aug 26, 2021
Mangekyo:
The 2021/22 Champions League group stage draw in full

Group A: Man City, PSG, RB Leipzig, Club Bruges

Group B: Atletico Madrid, Liverpool, Porto, AC Milan

Group C: Sporting Lisbon, Borussia Dortmund, Ajax, Besiktas

Group D: Inter Milan, Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Sheriff Tiraspol

Group E: Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Benfica, Dynamo Kyiv

Group F: Villarreal, Man Utd, Atalanta, Young Boys

Group G: Lille, Sevilla, FC Salzburg, Wolfsburg

Group H: Chelsea, Juventus, Zenit St Petersburg, Malmo

Bayern Munich and Barcelona?? grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian And Thai Wife Charged With Smuggling Crystal Meth In Thailand by NotFarFrom: 11:14am On Aug 26, 2021
Ritztravels:


Exactly...

grin you wrote exactly because you wrote epistle on Nairaland.com..... and that makes you more qualified than myself?? Lol. Sense (wisdom), QUALIFICATION, and value is not ascertained by the use of many words. I didn't want to respond anymore to you, because you evidently are a social Media warrior.
Politics / Re: ISWAP, Boko Haram Clash In Borno, 27 Terrorists Killed by NotFarFrom: 11:11am On Aug 26, 2021
They should keep fighting and killing themselves
Celebrities / Re: Katung Aduwak And Wife Raven Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by NotFarFrom: 10:35am On Aug 26, 2021
Onyi22:

Just type Happy Wedding anniversary n move on, stop saying rubbish

God bless you jare grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian And Thai Wife Charged With Smuggling Crystal Meth In Thailand by NotFarFrom: 9:47am On Aug 26, 2021
Ritztravels:


If you can't read a statement with less than 10 sentences, mate you aren't exactly qualified enough to be at the problem solving table.

Ok. You're qualified. So be on the table well done.
Politics / Re: Nigerian And Thai Wife Charged With Smuggling Crystal Meth In Thailand by NotFarFrom: 8:47am On Aug 26, 2021
Ritztravels:


You've been latching on to that Hushpuppi excuse for well over a year. In that time period your more than 60 (that's being conservative) of your brothers have been caught with banned substances, many sentenced to death and you are still here screaming Hushpuppi... Let's condemn Hushpuppi for what he did but the alarming rate at which Igbos are being caught with drugs should be of concern to anyone who ever wishes to travel anywhere in the world without being profiled or embarrassed.

Your statement is too long and I couldn't read it all.

1. I'm not Ibo and I don't SUPPORT ESN and IPOB.

We should look at the matter in a collective way as this is the only way that we can easily solve a problem.
Politics / Re: Nigerian And Thai Wife Charged With Smuggling Crystal Meth In Thailand by NotFarFrom: 6:45am On Aug 26, 2021
gwarotango:
IBO again? Smh angry

You guys should stop this tribal narrative.

Is Hushpuppi ibo?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Awards Ceremony Holds Today. See Full List Of Nominees Here by NotFarFrom: 5:25am On Aug 26, 2021
Tuchel go get something
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For August 25 2021 In Nigeria by NotFarFrom: 5:22am On Aug 26, 2021
Uyi168:
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Those that believed in it are the ones having it.

Peeps around you already have it, it's definitely your turn man.
see mentality of a man in 2021. "Those that believed in it are the ones having it."
Pets / Re: Belgian Woman Banned From Zoo After 4-year 'affair' With Chimpanzee by NotFarFrom: 5:13am On Aug 26, 2021
Abeg, they're doing the right thing. Before the werey woman open legs come carry HIV part 2 enter the world

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Health / Re: Family Of 7 Die After Eating Suya In Abia Community (PHOTOS) by NotFarFrom: 9:00pm On Aug 25, 2021
kestolove95:
Ndi dot people and rituals, they have use them for rituals...money must b made

Your stupidity needs to be studied in a lab.

Your kind of foolishness is rare. You village lunatic.

The W in your moniker is for wisdom

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Romance / Re: Photos Of A 7-year-old Boy Who Got Popular For Having Six Packs by NotFarFrom: 3:23pm On Aug 25, 2021
Beebah2000:
I no go give tongue tongue

We don plenty wey dey beg. Give am na. Abeg
Romance / Re: Photos Of A 7-year-old Boy Who Got Popular For Having Six Packs by NotFarFrom: 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2021
Skullano:



Give your digit jaree..

Nothing spoil..
NA MAN YOU BE. A bro must help a Bro, Bro chap 1 vs 1
Politics / Re: Terrorism: Nigerians Have Lost Hope In Buhari, APC - PDP by NotFarFrom: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2021
Yes, we have lost hope in APC..... and PDP. You're all recycled politicians
Romance / Re: Can Money really keep an average Nigerian Lady ?? by NotFarFrom: 5:24pm On Aug 24, 2021
YES
Romance / Re: ‘if You Are Proposing To Me, Do It Where We Can Have S*x’ – OAP Destiny Amaka by NotFarFrom: 5:23pm On Aug 24, 2021
Make una tell am say I wan marry am ooo. I dey hotel

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Politics / Re: NAF To Induct A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft by NotFarFrom: 5:16pm On Aug 24, 2021
Modern airplane nor dey get fan for nose grin

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Romance / Re: Did I Just Slept With A Ghost At d Brothel? by NotFarFrom: 9:23pm On Aug 23, 2021
eddykaka:
Ewwwwwwweee!!! Me na sporty I go close down..I sell my papa car 200k, play am grin... where this people de see this marine girls abeg
No need again sef. I don deal with dem tonight

Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Her Boyfriend, Ruins Marriage Proposal (Photos, Video) by NotFarFrom: 9:08am On Aug 23, 2021
Omaxan:

Guy your sense of humour na legendary one.

You got it!!

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Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Her Boyfriend, Ruins Marriage Proposal (Photos, Video) by NotFarFrom: 8:50am On Aug 23, 2021
midolian:
This must be some scripted shit abeg
Ned is Stark ugly grin

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Romance / Re: Did I Just Slept With A Ghost At d Brothel? by NotFarFrom: 8:19am On Aug 23, 2021
eddykaka:
bro, 500k odds grin which betting site u one close down
grin na 22bet. Those werey don chop my money too much. Na to back the 500k odds with 20k.

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