₦airaland Forum

Shinjawestside:
I wish the Bible allowed men to married two wives...

This our Christian women wahala too much ..

Head slammers women no dey bhave this way...

Head Slammers 😂

No need to explain. Your name already resemble Amotekun.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
more like a blessing in disguise. na denis and victor we go miss

For real bruh

If she's the girl of your dreams, you go wait till marriage. That will make you hurriedly marry her.

If you cant wait, you have Gifted Hands. Beat your meat like a thief

VOsimhen144:
Edo men worwor. Accept the truth, Don't mind people that says the truth is bitter. The Truth is actually sweet

And I still no agree.

IamRandy:
Na ONLY BIG SOFT NATURAL YANSH full there.

Nothing more

That's beauty bro. Also, they have nice infrastructure

VOsimhen144:
But why are Edo men so ugly?

So these two men have made you conclude? You be ozuo.

Penguin2:
Kenya again?

It’s like Uhuru Kenyatta has sold Kenya to Nigeria because I don’t understand this constant harassment of anti-Nigerian govt elements in that country.

First it was Nnamdi Kanu
Now, it’s Moe Odele.

But wetin dey even carry this people go Kenya?

Modified: So her visa expired since 26th of December and she dey call police. Imagine the effrontery. All these feminists and their stupidity sometimes can tire person.

Onye Ala!

You go dey think say you don finish work with your essay.

Dey read before you comment.

Even if you no read, the heading say expired Visa. Your matter don pass me.

Eriokanmi:
Wetin una dey do for this Kenya sef

Kenya is a beautiful place bro.

ciganst:


Come rock this king kong 40,000mah.

Dual ports

22.5W super fast charging

6 months warranty

Pay on Delivery

Number in pic below

Please how much?

Kajaard:
Illiteracy is a disease. Last reply to you. Bye.

Shut up. When he said oyibo and you saw the Filipino, you'd have understood. Nairaland Elon Musk. Ode.

martin22:
It is a new phone.

Then return it to the seller. New phones should have warranty of some sort..

martin22:
I actually supposed to return it within 3 days of purchase. I don't know if it will possible for d seller to do anything about d issue.

Is it not a new phone?

If yes, return it. If no, return it. It's too early to be looking for a solution for a phone. Take the phone back and replace it with another.

Return it to the seller

mdokaba1:
Having parked under a tree for a while with the glasses slightly down, I came back and met this smooth green snake inside the leg room of my official vehicle.

Ofcourse I and my colleague killed it immediately. However, this didn’t go down well with another colleague who argued that it was a harmless snake and we could just have found a way to let it out of the car and into the bush.

Dear snake lovers in the house, was killing this smooth Green Snake the best option?

Harmless?

That's a Boomslang. It's not a Bush snake (non venomous) because no black dots on its body.

Boomslang is one of the most venomous snakes on the continent.

15 goals from 100 caps as a striker....

Greenland sharks live over 585 years

Mrscarter:
So she should just open her legs for u just like that?
N if she does she would be an olosho or a hoe right?
I dont get it. Alot of nairalanders talk bout fuxxing the girls then dump them is their preferable way to date but they also say the girls are all oloshoes these days n not worth dating or marrying. Yet yous complain if the girls wont let u between their legs.
And if theyre oloshoes abeg who is making them to be such?
The ones who say they want to marry a virgin yet are screwing persons daughters left n right? Seems like most these guys want to have their cake and eat it too

I agree with you. But this guy's foolishness is on a different level

Let's pray for this lost soul. Dont worry OP. You'll be normal before you get admitted into a maximum prison

Post this on Twitter

This was when he was in his second term. But when baba wan over do, boys change am for am

I encourage you all to listen to this album from top to bottom and back up.

It's such a beautiful Album. Unique songs with legends.

My favourite songs are

Ova

Lies

Sweet As A Mother's Love

Sister


Sell my soul

What's yours??

robosky02:
LIST OF MOST CAPPED SUPER EAGLES PLAYERS

# Player Caps Goals Career
1 Vincent Enyeama 101 0 2002–2015

2 Joseph Yobo. 101 7 2001–2014

3 Ahmed Musa 99. 15 2010–present

4 John Obi Mikel 91 6 2006–2019

5 Nwankwo Kanu 87 12 1994–2011

6 Mudashiru Lawal 86 11 1975–1985

7 Jay-Jay Okocha 73 14 1993–2006

8 Peter Rufai 66 1 1983–1998

9 Peter Odemwingie 65 11 2002–2014

10 Finidi George 62 6 1991–2002

99 appearances and 15 goals?? We're yet to get a super goal scorer

After destroying the respect people had for her marriage. If all these were coming from Tonto, I wouldn't have been surprised.

It is very bad. Abeg give me her number

dingbang:
proof

Tag me when there is proof.

Thank you

She was like inlaw harder..

I've been married for years.... it's the woman that designs the sex timetable, because if you're not responsible, you can't force her to have sex

chatinent:
You'll not be useless. Amen.

you don make me laugh almost faint

Papanicolou:
I feel like I have ruined my life. I have not had sex in about 5 weeks I rarely have sex mostly 2 or 3 times in a month, I always use a condom and I've never had an experience of it tearing at any point. So for two weeks now my thighs have been itching with burning sensations at my buttocks, my little papi and nutsack were doing great the whole time no itching at all till today.

So I thought at first it had to be my water so I bought Dettol but no changes I decided to buy an antifungal cream and take Piriton. I don't know but after my third dose of Piriton exactly 1hour later I go out to pee only to find two bumps on my glans.

I have never been so scared in my life. What do I do please I am also very low on cash as it is. I need counseling I don't want to fall into depression or get tempted to do hemp. I was just getting my life together. How do I get out of this?

From what I can see...


You dont have an STI. You have scabies. The scabies stay in warm parts of the body like in between the butt cheeks and all. They burrow into your skin and cause crazy itching.

1. Wash all your clothes with detergent, ensure that you SUN DRY them.

2. Get benzene based ointment and rub everywhere on your body below your neck. (Dont rub your neck or face).

3. After rubbing the cream/ointment, stay naked because your balls will hurt for real. Lay near a fan or something.

4. You might have contacted it from an infected female even if you use condoms. Check the thighs of every woman to see if there are unusual rashes before diving in. You can also and easily contact scabies from dirty dogs.

Lastly, Dont be stupid to say you want to smoke Weed or stuff because you have a challenge.

Mumusaphire:
So this is news. Hmmmm

Yes it is news MUMUsaphire