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Siggynigeria:
Update from

A man on twitter has narrated the way a Nigerian mother handled her son who was schooling in Italy after he revealed that he’s become an atheist, Siggy reveals.

According to the narrator, his cousin was schooling in Italy, and when he reached his 2nd year in the university, he opened up to his mum that he has embraced atheism.

The mum, who is a Deaconess acted calmly as if she had no objection and waited for him to come back to Nigeria.

However, the young man never went back to Italy because she started schooling in Nigeria and graduated from Kaduna Polytechnic.

The Twitter user wrote;

”My cousin went to school in Italy, told his parents in his 2nd year that he had become an atheist.

His deaconess mum kept cool, asked him to come home for d holidays. He finished in Kaduna polytechnic.

His church wedding is in January. For every ment, there is a counter ment”

https:///how-nigerian-italy-student-ended-in-kaduna-poly-because-he-embraced-atheism/

His church wedding part is what I don’t understand ooo.

The Child possibly never had a good foundation for his faith before traveling.

kingxsamz:
Yeah, being an atheist is going astray, that's why Nigeria which is populated by Christians and Muslims is a very morally upright society.

Yes.

Conversely ( going by your logic), Show us a proof that the corner you live in as an atheist is a paradise.
At least every atheist in Nigeria should have developed a morally and economically perfect society in their house, their neighborhood and their places of work. Show us a proof of an eldorado you created in your area.

If we don’t have that, then your point is invalid.

When the guy is independent of the parents, he can choose whatever he likes.

shuttox:
Lol...how many teachers him give cars....e no reach 7 teachers
Rubbish

Something they just gave to people from their side. Check out the beneficiaries and their locations in the report.

Silentmoni:
If dem tell u d cost of acquiring dis yr2000 sienna u go shock...

No be Nigerian politicians again?
Lol

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1405140/governor-ikpeazu-gifts-cars-abia-teachers-applauds-commitment-dedication-photos/

So the governor gave one to his sister from his place. The deputy gave one to his sister from his place. And then a lucky third got one.

Okay ooo.

raymondhillmimi:
Nonsense comments everywhere! Which nonsense KYC? Op use Kuda or GTBANK. I guess it's first Bank you're using. Bank has never asked or called me to verify my address am not owing them, infact am doing them a favour leaving a huge amount in those accounts. If Naira fall again am converting everything to USDT. Make them worry me with nonsense verification 1 naira I won't leave in that account again.

All commercial banks do it.
It’s mandatory and statutory.

Larrykaysail:
Back in the days when i open standard Trust Bank Account , which is part of UBA now, they visited my House ask people around if they know me ,
is KYC,
most bankers are lazy now, unless u have millions to deposit

Arm-chair banking at their own expense actually.

If anything goes wrong, it backfires.
Most just pray nothing goes wrong since they didn’t visit to confirm the address.

But some go after a while to actually check the place out.

DoggoneDogg:
This is the only sensible quote I've gotten so far.
I give you my own money, you are coming to monitor me. For what exactly? Who should be monitoring who??

Hmm

Lol!

If you bring in “bad” money into the system and are caught, it’s a big problem.

If you don’t bring enough, it’s a problem.

So you just keep praying that you don’t get into trouble on a daily basis. And you constantly need to understand what your customers are doing most of the time. If CBN sanctions your office because of an infraction caused by you, Na big wahala ooo.

If the law enforcement agencies come for any account, one of the first things checked after ID card is that address verification. They will just say” take us to the address and produce the guy”.

This is aside from loan defaults etc.

DamianX:
There's is something suspicious I noticed. A friend went for a bank upgrade which I accompanied him.
While he made available the documents needed, I noticed he was ask questions and one of the questions which got my attention was concerning his address.
They were interested in his address and the lady even asked "if one needs to find you, is this the address that will work?"

At the marketing room he told me he was asked the description of the building he resides in like the color, bungalow or story, gate colour

So to those who are enlightened on this, my question is why is such information needed especially the details of his residence?.
Is there a reason for this?

Normal.
KYC and KYCB-know your customer and know your customer’s business.

The person asking the questions is actually helping your friend at his or her own expense.
They are supposed to block the account and take out time to assign a paid agent to visit that address ( address verification) , confirm it before allowing your friend to operate the account.

If the address doesn’t tally with what he filled and the utility bill he submitted, he won’t operate the account. If they visit the address, they will even ask your neighbors discreetly about you. If anyone says they don’t know you( maybe you just got there or you are using squatting or you are not well known, na problem be that ooo. Account is blocked.

However in a bid to assist your friend sharp sharp, they asked those questions.

Implications: they could get into trouble if they didn’t visit but just asked questions and got wrong descriptions.

They could also actually check out the address and confirm it later.

If your friend is wanted for any financial infractions tomorrow ( e.g EFCC etc), they would need that report.

So be happy that they simply asked those questions and allowed your friend to operate the account.

Mercychen:
Try enough pre-intimacy to get her wet before penetrating her or get some lubricant before you destroy that place. Ky gelly. Works.

Another thing is, it could be she's not
in the mood those times she feels pains and you have to stop halfway. Yes. When a woman is not in the mood, she can never get wet and ready to receive you. So it will be pain all through for her.

I don't usually do this for free but let me just give you this remedy as a gift for keeping yourselves till marriage. It's a remedy that will make her always ready, hor.ny and wet for you.
She'll be the one pulling you in by herself.

Tiger nut drink.

Blend the following together and let her drink.

Dates
Coconut
Tiger nut
Soak the date and tiger nuts over night.

Cut the coconuts into pieces and combine all together in a blender with water and blend until very smooth.

Get a cheese cloth and sieve it until chaff stop bringing out milk.

Chill it in the fridge for some mins and give her to drink.

Please the drink is not meant to be stored for more than 24hrs. It goes bad easily. So make the quantity you can finish within 24hrs.

It will solve the problem.

Also use lubricant so you don't forcefully slack the place.

Ejima is on the way.

Good one!

But your recipe isn’t much of a secret in the North: debino + kwakwa + tiger nut gives you kunu aya.

nwikpab:
After consuming what you wrote, I am in a state of reasoning handicap. This is true because I never see virgin before. Only a semi virgin.

There are still virgins around.
Only a few couple come openly to share their experiences. They only talk among their trusted and respected friendship circles.

My wife and I went through same process.
It’s normal. Just a matter of time and patience.

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.

Just calm down.

The pains will go after a while. With time she will be in sync with you. I don’t think anything is wrong with her. She needs to be in a good mood for you both to enjoy it.
Pls don’t force her unless you want to get frustrated.

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Advice: even if you pay them, you will not get your account back.


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Did you see how they hailed that smart guy in the “3 Idiots”?
Na so I hail you.
You good jare.
Well done

Workch:
Mumu doesn’t get sarcasm?

No wonder he’s a religious fanatic. Can’t get simple sarcasm.

There’s nothing brag about, your head is empty

E shock you abi?

Joke was on you. I said “literate”.

Oh poor boy!
Cry me a river.
Come back here next time to boast about your science profile and see me tear you to shreds.

Workch:
so how come you are This illiterate?

You wanted to type literate right? Lol

I don’t like bragging. I hate that you had bragged from day one. Not good enough.

I didn’t stop at the Sec school. I was also taught materials science, strength, thermo, analysis, structures, fluid. Maybe you had thought I was a pastor.

Just focus on issues at discuss when we talk okay. Drop your science profiles by the side.

Workch:
Loser, provide evidence and see me bow out in shame

Kingsamx is reasonable and does better Job than you despite our varying worldviews.

You? I just use you to catch cruise.
Silly little boy.
The butterfly thinks himself a bird~(The Gods are not to blame)

Workch:
Shut up, what do you know about Newtonian law?

Illiterate using a scientific law out of context

When I was reading Holderness and Lambert, Nelkon, Okeke and Anyakoha, Ababio, Stones, you were probably still running around naked.

Shut up and stop all the emotional tantrums foolish boy.

Workch:
If you like, post his full book. You still have to provide evidence.


This is not your church where you can confuse people willl fraudulent quotes

I am disappointed in you.
I gave you a quote from a respected intellectual who happens to share same worldview with you. In your characteristic self, you assumed a pastor wrote it. Lol

Abeg go and rest. That quote summarizes your struggle. I will allow you secretly check it out in the next few days, read it, regurgitate it , assimilate it, internalize it and then respond from a point of knowledge.

See you next time.

kingxsamz:
The question is, why did humans have to try to correct whatever happened to the boy since you claim your god created him perfectly without mistakes.
Answer the question and stop giving me these mumbo jumbo talks?

First of all you deviated from the issue we had discussed: science solving ALL of man’s problem and fixing EVERYTHING. That’s scientism. It’s not true. It self destructed itself by kicking even the science it tries to defend.
Many philosophers including some atheists jettisoned it many years ago. I know you don’t know.

Secondly, God is sovereign and handed critical and creative abilities to humans made in his image ( See Genesis 1). Humans have the capacity to fix anomalies that come up in nature because of the inherent abilities God placed in them.
Remember there are many Christian surgeons working in hospitals. So surgery isn’t an exclusive preserve of godless people. And medical science does not transform people to godlessness.

The disciples asked Jesus about the blind Bartimeaus whether the parents sinned or the guy did. Jesus said none. Rather there was a purpose for the perceived misfortune.

If your emotional objections to God are based on sufferings in the universe, that’s fine.

If you develop a relationship with God, you could start asking for guidance to understand things from his point of view and not yours.
The earth is his and the fullness thereof.
Last time we checked, it was still his and not yours.

Workch:
Stop abusing me and give us evidence.

No evidence then it’s fraud.

Did I abuse you?
Maybe I needed to remind you one of those motion ( Newtonian laws) that talks about action and reaction being equal and opposite.
I present back to you what you push to me.
That shouldn’t bother you.

That said, I was thinking you would be smart enough to read the quote and mirror your position in there. It’s a shame you don’t understand it.

That about summarizes you and your position.
Cheers

Workch:
[b][/b]Its time for long articles because evidence don’t exist.

If you like post the full book of that man, it’s useless to me without evidence. You can go teach this to your gullible church members

Chai!
This boy is very foolish.
I have told you severally that this quote is not from a Christian. Who do you this strong thing?

“Our willingness to accept scientific claims that are against common sense is the key to an understanding of the real struggle between science and the supernatural. We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism. It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.
[Billions and Billions of Demons - JANUARY 9, 1997 ISSUE]
Richard C. Lewontin

Workch:
How did Mary conceive without fertilization?
Miralce
How did moses path the sea?
Miracle.
How did a serpent speak to Eve?
Miracle
How did Jesus walk on water?
Miracle.


Gbognonise answer that doesn’t work. It’s fraud

Our willingness to accept scientific claims that are against common sense is the key to an understanding of the real struggle between science and the supernatural. We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism. It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.
[Billions and Billions of Demons - JANUARY 9, 1997 ISSUE]
Richard C. Lewontin

Workch:
Help me comprehend by providing just one evidence.

I dare you to provide just one evidence, just one. Anything that can be tested.


Fraudulent people with wayo miracle claims

Still waiting for your feedback foolish boy and fraud scientist

Our willingness to accept scientific claims that are against common sense is the key to an understanding of the real struggle between science and the supernatural. We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism. It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.
[Billions and Billions of Demons - JANUARY 9, 1997 ISSUE]
Richard C. Lewontin

Workch:
When you don’t have evidence for the nonsense claims, you called it miracles.

That’s fraud

Let’s try again. I already gave you tips on reading and comprehension. So bite again and see if you would do better. Ready ...go....

Our willingness to accept scientific claims that are against common sense is the key to an understanding of the real struggle between science and the supernatural. We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism. It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.
[Billions and Billions of Demons - JANUARY 9, 1997 ISSUE]
Richard C. Lewontin

Workch:
When you don’t have evidence for the nonsense claims, you called it miracles.

That’s fraud

Go back to basic comprehension and learn to read to understand before responding.
You have been lying or maybe willful strawmanning. Which is it?

Workch:
Why have you suddenly moved from scientific evidence to miracle?

Poor indoctrinated guy

You also add lies to your delusions?

I haven’t even made any scientific claims. And you are already lying against me just like you have been lying against science by claiming it said something when you were the one actually speaking and wishing science could just say something.

Science will not because it is incapacitated to investigate the divine.

Hahahaha

Workch:
Poor guy has moved from scientific evidence to its miracle.

That’s what religion does, it makes one stupid. You call whatever you don’t understand miracles. When you are asked, you find a way of telling the person not to question it. Poor guy
Fraud

Hahaha!
You didn’t understand the quote.
Let me help you a bit. It’s a skeptic that made that quote. Lol. It wasn’t a Christian.
So you can calm down and read it and respond like a good boy. Okay

Workch:
Nothingserious, if you are not ready to provide measurable evidence for all those nonsense stories in the Bible, you better keep your fairytales to yourself because there are some of us still alive who will never believe that a man who is denser than water can float on without an evidence.

We no be Mumu like you wey Dey believe every jargons written by Bronze Age herders who didn’t even know that sun is a star.

Even if a miracle happens to you today, rather than acknowledge it, you would say “ I think my mind tricks me”.

Book of Romans 1 covers you precisely.

Workch:
Supernatural only exist in your religious head.
Your are stupid and that’s why you believe stuffs that has not evidence.

Block head. Too heavy for you to download.
Run along

kingxsamz:
So why are humans doing this then? I mean your god literally created the kid that way, isn't it?

My God made the humans and asked humans to dominate the earth.
That’s the Genesis of science.
Man created in the image of God can utilize the God-given abilities to dominate the earth.

Workch:
Its true because the Bible said it’s true. We don’t have to question it because we are zombies

By the time I bring in the Bible, I will finish you all with your warped reasoning.

For now we have a stand-off on fraudulent claims of people like you who lie and say what science has not said.

Secondly, you have been struggling with supernatural phenomena ( your obsession with the snake and the Red Sea miracles). This simply bothers on materialism and supernatural claims.

As long as you think all phenomena in reality can be reduced to the 5 senses, you are okay. But we know that reality goes beyond what the empirical data can pick up. So many phenomena fall outside empiricism and thus quash your idea and worldview.

Of course if you shift from materialism, your stronghold is shattered. So you doggedly stand there against reason and logic.

That’s the summary of your problem.

Any day you agree there are super-natural phenomena beyond our empirical analysis, then you start asking questions how miracles happen.

I say nature is not all there is to existence.
You say nature is all there is to existence.
If you block off your mind on super-nature, how will you investigate it? So you simply drew conclusions even before the evidences come in.

That’s your problem. Unfortunately I can’t help you.

Workch:
We don’t understand it hence it’s miracle, we will not find out because we are dumb.

That’s how you sound

Our willingness to accept scientific claims that are against common sense is the key to an understanding of the real struggle between science and the supernatural. We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism. It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.
[Billions and Billions of Demons - JANUARY 9, 1997 ISSUE]
Richard C. Lewontin