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EducationRe: Jamb 2025 Underaged Result by NoToPile: 9:44pm On May 10, 2025
lovelybobo:
Each child is different and should be treated so. When he was about 10 years old, he came to me one day and asked some security-related questions about systems. I explained it to him and told him he has to learn coding to understand it better. I showed him how to generate all possible 4-digit PINs in Python in just seconds. It triggered his interest, and he started learning. He is so devoted to his studies.
Thanks.

The last sentence is important- devotion to studies.

So what about we that don't have the knowledge will the child attend classes? coding schools? or how sir?

God bless you.
EducationRe: Jamb 2025 Underaged Result by NoToPile:
lovelybobo:
He used the New School Chemistry textbook and a mix of Senior Secondary Physics by PN Okeke and the New System Physics textbook published by Africana First Publisher. Also, past questions played a major role, like the 4-in-1 practice questions published by The Solid Solutions and software like TestDriller, which made him computer-friendly and gave him a seemingly realistic experience.
Quoted for future reference.


Congratulations sir, please what's the realistic age for a child who is interested to start learning the coding stuff. I saw where you said he can code very well. How does one even go about it I mean as parents that don't have anything to do at all with tech.

Please share any extra measure you also took. I read all you have posted already just incase there's jara.
General advice for parents who want to help their children achieve.
EducationRe: The Great Betrayal: How Nigeria Is Setting Its Students Up To Fail by NoToPile: 5:23pm On May 09, 2025
GloriousGbola:
to pass a CBT exam, you MUST have practiced on a computer. reading from paper is different from reading on a PC, especially in an exam setting. i think this is part of the issue . i experienced this while practicing for the gre years agio. i had multiple text books and i kept acing the test on paper. them i installed the software on my pc and went at it. it was HARD. so i had to train myself on taking the exam on a PC. take a person without regular access to a PC and you may have these issues. then there are the unreported issues. centers having PC failures in the middle of the exam, with no solution.
Spot on
EducationRe: The Great Betrayal: How Nigeria Is Setting Its Students Up To Fail by NoToPile: 5:23pm On May 09, 2025
Passing a CBT exam is a skill on its own.

They need to practice and practice , simulate scenarios that will mimic the real jamb test.

Take a sample of the exams do it continuously on the PC.

One thing I picked from that girl that had highest JB score was that they practiced continuously . I believe such apps or resources will be available.

Not just about reading and knowing the answers you need that CBT skill.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi Blasts Rigid Members Over Changes To His Teachings & Events by NoToPile: 9:54am On May 09, 2025
Ishilove:
Am I the only one who has never understood the way Pastor Kumuyi talks? I listen, but I can't understand
You are not the only one. There's just something about the way he speaks or his voice I just can't place it.but then it's the way he speaks so I just try to pick the words.

@topic Deeper life is one of the ministries I so admire, they have been able to maintain the biblical standard for a long time. They may have their shortcomings though but as always it's mostly leaders and members all that overdo all these things. Especially marriage/marriage committee matter omo people saw shege.

Had an experience about one DL brother that wanted to marry me. Merely remembering the incident makes me laugh 😂 the tori is long.
PoliticsRe: 'Cocoa Boys' Flock To Nigerian Farmlands, Drawn By High Prices by NoToPile: 8:11pm On May 06, 2025
Interesting times, the people that inherited cocoa farms are cashing out big time.

Who ever thought....

Idanre peeps in the business I hail oo.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo Responsible For Verydarkman’s Arrest – Actor, Stanley Ontop Alleges by NoToPile: 10:02pm On May 04, 2025
Lool, Nigerians are so emotional

Didn't he give out where he was by himself, Didn't he state on SM he was at gtb to sort his mum's account issue.

Now even those that don't have shishinin their account are threatening to boycott gtb , lool.


Arutan:
Why are we so ignorant in this country? GTB has released CCTV footage confirming they have no hand in the arrest. This is a petition based arrest by EFCC. If the state is involved, it won’t be EFCC but DSS. If GTB is involved, it won’t be EFCC but police.
Let’s know what the petitioner is alleging before jumping to conclusions. If there is a petition, GTB cannot be forced to intervene due to public pressure.
PoliticsRe: N71.2bn Out Of N100bn Disbursed For Student Loan Diverted – ICPC by NoToPile: 10:51am On May 02, 2025
The problem with this country is no matter the style you use to avoid corruption .Nigerians will beat it.

I know the only reason why schools were to disburse those funds was to ensure fake students don't get the funds, only the schools that truly verify their students .

Now it's the universities gangan that is diverting the funds.

An average Nigerian is a potential thief oo, there are exceptions though.

Na tinumbu do this one again abi.
All of Una go dey alright

Nigerians are corrupt. EOD . Even if you have an incorrupt leader once the followers are corrupt , the nation is corrupt.
FashionRe: Remember The Cortina Shoes Of The Bata Era? by NoToPile: 9:56pm On May 01, 2025
They were around ojota,, don't know if it's still in existence.

But the designs of the shoes are still being produced.
FamilyRe: The Health Of My Son by NoToPile: 7:29pm On Apr 29, 2025
Well the story posted by the OP about the journey at ikorodu general hospital sounds about right like the proper procedure in the children section

You see a doctor at general clinic after assessment he will refer the child , if fortunate you can get an appointment date from the unit referred to that same day.

If you have used a Lagos general hospital for delivery or children matters, sounds right. EMR card is 1500 or so.
FamilyRe: Why Do People Feel That Ear Piercing Is A Must For Females? by NoToPile: 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2025
Loool I guess it's an African thing. The oyibo people hardly pierce babies ears.

I saw a video on FB reels of a 6 month old trying purees and all the oyibo peeps pointed out from the video was why are her ears pierced, she too young etc.

My children's ears are not pierced, their Dad is indifferent to it, left the decision to me.

But trust Nigerians not to mind their business, as an infant they say the baby is a fine boy, I tell them she's a girl and the next thing is ohh you didn't pierce the ears , do you attend deeper life or chosen. grin grin ermm non of the above , then why? Loool. One even said make sure you pierce it and one look from me (you know that look) she said I know you won't pierce it. Loool someone that doesn't know me from Adam , it was at the clinic oo.

Bottom line for me it has zero significance, zero health/medical advantage .

it's simply fashion or aesthetics.

I don't fancy that it's used to differentiate a boy or girl excuse , a girl will always look like a girl if dressed like a girl ears pierced or not.

You pierce your baby girls ear, no problem why can't you leave those that decide not to pierce in peace. Hell no Nigerians will never mind their business.

I simply didn't want their ears pierced simple and honestly no one owes anybody an explanation.
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 10:50am On Apr 29, 2025
odimbannamdi:
Sharp!

Abeg, gist us. What approach did you employ? We can learn a thing or two from the incident
Okay so after we have been coming out and f our flat downstairs to caution them even in the middle of the night and they ignore.
Their Dad came around from obodo in november, still no better improvement okay then still no sleep from our own end.

We reported to agent this January, she was shocked she said even with their father around, she talked to the wife, she come dey carry face for me loool, the agent woman kept on apologizing to me especially since she knew I just had a newborn, imagine the trauma of some untrained children waking up a baby every interval.

They now crossed the line , they began to wake my baby with the vibrations and it was the trigger to go gangstar. It will be in the afternoon that one is trying to catch some sleep after waking all night they will now start, imagine that as a nursing mother.

Seeing that we have done all we could do rationally we now went gangster. You know that round cylindrical aluminium stuff they use for tank stand we had some left over in the compound once the children start playing ball and running up and down,just hit the decking from our side the whole place will vibrate , if they run at night na the same gbigi they will hear, little by little they stopped for like a week o, .
One night like that when the children started na so we did our own the woman shouted, I said ehen now you are feeling small small.


One Sunday like that the son wanted to start in master room oya gbigi sharply

Next thing the father ran downstairs and calmly knocked at our door , his hand was shaking maybe he has health issues I dunno. I answered and he said he wanted to speak with my husband , grin .

He now started explaining ehn that he said his son should go and sweep the room and he heared gbim again, he had torn their ball after the agent talked and they now rolled nylon again blehbleh bleh, that he has banned them from going to the master bedroom what's our own na you born pikin wey no dey listen.


And then my husband calmly explained all that had happened how he had cautioned them and that he's a remote worker, gave him the times his children always start the nonsense , past 4 when they comeback from school 10pm -1am at night, playing football in the whole whole upstairs sometimes in the kitchen , sometimes start playing ball as early as 6am in the morning Holiday season no rest at all because of them consistent running for hours on the decking . so it is only a response and hope he knows it will affect him too when we start.

He was trying to deflect ehn they are your children bleh bleh, for where person knows the number of pikin wey him born oo.

The man now said he never saw it from that angle he just felt why were we hitting them, ehn now that you know, that is it. I can't beat another person's children and I can't curse them and they don't listen to caution from everyone so what should we do?

For 2years we have endured, he had insomnia at some point because of your children.

He was now like we should live in peace as we are all Christians ( ehen so his own Christianity no reach Christian conduct and character) typical to deflect to religion when caught.

He said my husband shd pls give him number so if they misbehave he can call him to tell him, (lool so I will be calling you every time they disturb abi iro nla.)

Just about 2weeks they couldn't bear what we bore for 2 years. Came down to negotiate.

All through the holiday season
Small sallah
Easter
Children holidays infact since late January no nonsense even as those children were around not even pim. They comported sharply .They tried once and received warning shot their parent were shouting their name to stop.

Na Una born pikin wey no dey hear word. Children between around 16-10 years.

I will not bear the consequences of another person's parenting failure. Keep your nonsense to yourselves .shikena

Very quiet street, you will be hearing their noise from far.

One lesson I learnt though parents should train children very well if not na dem go embarrass the parent.

So if not for the bazooka they are receiving they won't conduct their children properly.
I don't even know where landlord went to see those people.

Honestly you need some cray to deal with some folks.

If they do anyhow they and their parents will see anyhow.
CrimeRe: Court Sentences Late Gospel Singer Osinachi’s Husband To Death By Hanging by NoToPile: 4:42pm On Apr 28, 2025
3years for judgment , Nigerian court cases is always long oo.

As for those ranting , you can go and appeal the judgement.

Kati kati
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 11:47am On Apr 28, 2025
essentialone1:
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Chop knuckle!
cool
TravelRe: Nigeria’s New Contactless Biometric Passport by NoToPile: 11:46am On Apr 28, 2025
Ishilove:
Which is the point of the whole article. The system will only work if Nigerians refuse the short cut, but as it is the system is rigged to fail because the immigration officials exploit the loopholes like server downtimes and even deliberately hoard booklets until you cough up their usual bribe demands. The article is suggesting functional complaint lines as one of the ways to curb this. Block the loopholes and compel the officers to do the right thing.

See, we still have a long way to go because us Nigerians have a very terrible mindset about going through short cuts and enabling corruption by being corrupt ourselves.
I want to be optimistic sha.

Complaint lines ke
TravelRe: Nigeria’s New Contactless Biometric Passport by NoToPile: 9:43pm On Apr 27, 2025
As long as you have to go to their office for a captur, Nigerian workers will frustrate you.
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 2:57pm On Apr 27, 2025
Makaveli217:
Those people are crack heads, and such you match fire for fire, if I'm the one, I will just talk ones, (not shout o) And if they refuse to be reasonable, I'll wait till 11pm, I'll bring out my party speakers, fuel my gen, put on some hard metal collection, Plug in my ear protection unit and have an all night party, do this for a week and watch how sense will fall on them.
Just to give you update, the fire for fire approach worked.

You need some level of abnormality to deal with abnormal people. Sharply they cautioned their children.


This Lagos ehn phew

They now know if their children do anyhow, they know what is coming.
Christianity EtcRe: Protesters At NAPTIP Demand Probe Of Olukoya Over Alleged Sexual Abuse by NoToPile: 10:22am On Apr 27, 2025
Nobody should sha complain when legal proceedings start.


Naptip, investigate they wrote to you when the church responds legally nobody should open mouth and say the church like court , what happened to forgiveness etcetc .

As the other accusations didn't fly, na sexual immorality remain abi is it not that video I watched that is proof. Mtcheww.
PropertiesRe: Damages Done By Tenant Who Paid ₦‎250,000 Caution Fee (Video) by NoToPile: 8:51am On Apr 27, 2025
Those that have not even bought one block before will be shouting yenyen yen. Wicked Nigerians. Na dem tenants from hell.

He even converted house to bakery did he notify the landlord?

If a house is rented in millions 250k caution fee aka damages is not out of place. So how much is the house rent? Can 250k even make this house okay for another tenant to come in? If it's still in okay condition your money will be refunded.

Even if that guy paid 50k as caution fee he would still have caused maximum damage. They will still damage terribly it's in their blood.

Nothing justifies the damage done to that house.

Building flats to rent these days is a gamble, better build plazas or shops. To pay house rent wahala you go dey chase them up and down as if house rent na emergency. One had the guts to tell us it skipped his mind? How house rent dey skip person mind ?

You see them shouting all over SM.

I don't blame peeps that do inspection on their property every 3months.
FamilyRe: .... by NoToPile: 2:06pm On Apr 26, 2025
How far about the road have they done that igbolomu road.

Visited that place prior to around 2016- 2017 I was traumatized.

Coming from someone that was used to the bad state of Lagos badagry expressway as at that time.


And lots of areas in ikorodu have constant light oo, at least I am sure of igbe side.

Sorry e go better.
FamilyRe: Mother Inlaw Selling OGOGORO (dry Gin) by NoToPile: 3:31pm On Apr 25, 2025
Had to confirm if it was 50kg I saw not 5kg
30k, 50 exercise books.hmm.
TravelRe: Lady Who Made Video Of Her Stranded On A Canoe Stopped From Boarding (Video) by NoToPile: 9:42pm On Apr 24, 2025
You will not understand how traumatizing that thing is.

Just between the marina at badagry to cross to entrance of point of no return. You are looking at the place like this oo. Shouldn't be up to 5mins on boat that's how engine quenched . The way the waves was tossing the boat during the few minutes they used to restart it. Fear gripped those of us not used to water travelling terribly. Those waves are powerful jare.

So I cant imagine being in the middle of no where and this happens.
FamilyRe: Jude Okoye Released After 2 Months In Prison by NoToPile: 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2025
cococandy:
They were so unfair to Lola and all she did that was so unforgivable was dare to be older than her husband
It's so pathetic
FamilyRe: My Terrible Experience Living With My Mother INLAW As A Man by NoToPile: 7:51am On Apr 24, 2025
Was it not the same mother in-law that practically saved your wife's life when you were having sex with her after she just delivered and heared your wife crying.

You said you were gentle and she was crying small small. shocked

For all it's worth abeg go and do family planning ooo


This guy has posted somethings on this nairaland sha.
FamilyRe: Jude Okoye Released After 2 Months In Prison by NoToPile: 7:42am On Apr 24, 2025
Loool Nigerians

From those that want to blame Lola for another person's pilfering attitude to those that don't see anything wrong in stealing because they are siblings .

All of Una go dey alright laslas.
FamilyRe: Unlearning Toxic Nigerian Parenting Habits: A Call For Change by NoToPile: 7:31am On Apr 24, 2025
Pls pls children must be disciplined. There should be consequences for bad behaviour.
Music/RadioRe: Portable - Purr (Official Video) by NoToPile: 8:26pm On Apr 21, 2025
Loool, I honestly can't believe I just watched a song by portable out of curiosity
PoliticsRe: LP Campaign Boy, Alabi Quadi, Narrates His Experience On Channels Morning(video) by NoToPile: 3:07pm On Apr 21, 2025
Hmm,Nigerian police wahala avoid it at all costs.

They can just pick you up for walking on a street and set you up with orishirishi

His only offence was not settling area boys and considering the location....
FoodRe: My Homemade Meat Pie Recipe by NoToPile: 11:52pm On Apr 19, 2025
cococandy:
kiss

Thank you 😘
Welcome sis
FoodRe: My Homemade Meat Pie Recipe by NoToPile: 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2025
doggedfighter:
This looks crunchy and even has stretch marks a sign of a good meat pie.


You used Coco 's recipe ?
Lool at strechmarks

Yes oo, I used her recipe.
FoodRe: My Homemade Meat Pie Recipe by NoToPile: 5:43pm On Apr 19, 2025
Cococandy this your recipe is ever green all through the years grin

Made some this holiday season, made some during small sallah holiday forgot to snap that one. This one straight out of oven.

My babies are munching cheesy

Happy Easter

PoliticsRe: ₦300m gift: Go To Court, We'll Meet There, NBA Will Not Refund - Okutepa To Ibas by NoToPile: 8:09am On Apr 18, 2025
Loolz drama.

Shameless peeps .


Won ti je dodo , won o le so dodo.


Let it be that it was sanwo that donated 300m to the NBA all the hypocrites on this thread would have been yarning dust.

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