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FamilyRe: How Much Money Is Required To Feed A Family Of Four In Nigeria Today? by NoToPile: 9:11am On Jan 13, 2025
This thread...

Only God knows how much the OP's neighbor and wife would be arguing about as chop money this period as prices have doubled between early last year and now.
HealthRe: When Last Did You Deworm Yourself by NoToPile: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2025
Thanks for the reminder.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Slaps His Daughter's Boyfriend by NoToPile: 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2025
Reminds me of the time my Father in Law once arrested a guy that was trying to get my Sister in law into marriage he was even my husband's friend., was even a pastor. She was in her early twenties then sha. Its like he was brainwashing her into marriage from the religious angle.

Pikin wey dey find admission haa according to the gist, she was already going to cook for bro cheesy

Baba heared of the nonsense and went gangster, shocked went to the police and they said the bro had to write/sign some stuffs not to go near the girl again.

It was after that incident she went to school, served got a job doing well for herself even sends baba money and is now getting married in a few weeks. About 8 years or more has passed.

We still talked about it recently the extent baba went and we felt it was extreme then but
now I know better.

Lots of girls are just 1 man away from doom/ making mistakes that will change the trajectory of their life permanently.
EducationRe: Christ-Mitots School Ikorodu Teacher Slaps 3-Year-Old Boy, Gets Arrested by NoToPile: 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2025
Never hit a child on the head. She was practically blowing his head.
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fish by NoToPile: 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2025
Konquest:
That's insightful.

I never knew that sting rays have a Yoruba name and are found within the coastal waters of Nigeria. In which coastal areas are the "apatamaja" found by fishermen?
Honestly I don't know, I have never even seen it fresh always bought it dried and I know the name from my mum she has much knowledge about dried fishes from helping her mum sell them.
But if you ask me one should see it Lagos Ogun and Ondo coastal areas because we even buy even here in Lagos main town, it would most likely be in abundance at epe or ogun waterside.
PropertiesRe: Man Loses Home Worth N20m Over N300,000 Debt by NoToPile: 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2025
Nigerians don't like paying debt and like ignoring abatement notices and court summons.
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fish by NoToPile: 8:37pm On Jan 08, 2025
It looks like the fish we call apatamaja, we buy it dried and it's quite pricey, I googled apatamaja and behold it is the same sting ray.

Very tasty fish when dried, very meaty too.
PoliticsRe: Traore’s Pistol: Reno Omokri Slams Ghana, Cries More Than The Bereaved by NoToPile: 8:31pm On Jan 08, 2025
What I find amazing about this thread is the fact that dislike for reno has clouded peoples sense of reasoning.

You don't have to like him but he has a point.
PropertiesRe: It Is Unlawful And Illegal For A Landlord To Unilaterally Increase Rent. by NoToPile: 1:22pm On Jan 05, 2025
Story oo


My tenants were served 6 months notice of increment June last year plus 6 month notice to quit seperately the clause is in the increment to look overleaf incase they don't accept the increment. Their tenancy will expire this January. No time for story/ fight pick your choice.


We are tenants where we live our landlord didn't even notify us, we had the discussion more like a price haggling discussion a month or so before our rent expired in 2023 because he got in new person upstairs we had prepared anyway. last year again he said 2025 rent will be increased, we should now be dragging with him? Lastlast na we go leave the house. We will haggle price as usual.

I am on both sides and I can relate.


If you have never built a house you won't understand the landlords point of view most times if you now have tenants from hell thats the end.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM’s Olukoya 2025 Prophecies: 2025 Is A Year Of Strange Battle by NoToPile: 10:08am On Jan 01, 2025
Married Men jumping up and down like shey you guys are hearing. grin





The empty will want to empty the full.... . deep
PoliticsRe: Funsho, Bola Ige’s Daughter Recounts Premonition About Dad Assassination In 2001 by NoToPile: 10:38am On Dec 30, 2024
I was in our house fellowship leaders house that morning when the news broke. Incidentally few weeks later I was also at house fellowship that Sunday evening when the gboa gboa gboa of ikeja bomb blast shook us during the Programe.

Never ever neglect your dreams, you see all those woke peeps that tell you dream is just a dream, ignore them ooo.

Everything that happens in the physical has already been concluded in the spiritual. You have a bad dream address it pray seriously.

Ire o
PoliticsRe: Ooni Ex-Queen's Supporters Demand Justice, Video Proves Govt Aware Of Funfair by NoToPile: 10:30am On Dec 30, 2024
The fact that the stampede happened hours before the event was scheduled to start is baffling. Even before the police was scheduled to arrive

How on earth can parent's throw children over the fence Lai nse doll baby
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures Moment A Man Stole An SUV In Anambra State (video/photos) by NoToPile: 5:56am On Dec 30, 2024
Na wa oo. Another person's sweat.

That guy definitely had a copy key.
FoodRe: Christmas Season: Current Prices Of Goats In Kaduna (video) by NoToPile: 4:44pm On Dec 24, 2024
A small ram (Agbo) for 100k, the butcher who killed it said it was cheap, not market price sha from neighbor that rears them.
TV/MoviesRe: What's So Special About The Seven Doors Movie? by NoToPile: 3:56am On Dec 22, 2024
Very solid movie 9.5 over 10.

Everything was done right. The storyline very very unpredictable, costume, every damn thing was good.

The actors delivered their role perfectly,

Femi has raised the bar even higher. Maybe one of his children might show interest in film making. All these stuffs can be handed to the next generation. The Afolayans from their father, Femi too must have gotten interest because of his Dad. They can become film making families.

It's a class on its own just like breath of life.

Esusu - the guy deserves his flowers abeg.
Chioma chukwuka was splendid.
The collection of wives was crazy, once you see those women you know they would spell trouble, carrying big bombom everywhere.
Muyiwa Ademola - top notch.

Everybody delivered


And the costume, kiss all those lace material were sighted, saw lots of lace that would have been in vogue in the 80s or so, mum has those designs.

The cars nko? grin

Sins of the fathers that come upon the children.

It's the viewers that are even hyping the movie and it's worth every hype.
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos High Court Orders Arrest Of Redeemed Pastor, Deacon Over Land Grabbing by NoToPile: 3:33am On Dec 22, 2024
Church members /pastors will have land issues it's the GO of the church people will begin to drag.
FoodRe: The Best Economical Way To Cook Your Beans With Gas(pics) by NoToPile: 3:30pm On Dec 21, 2024
Pressure pot
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2024
Makaveli217:
Those people are crack heads, and such you match fire for fire, if I'm the one, I will just talk ones, (not shout o) And if they refuse to be reasonable, I'll wait till 11pm, I'll bring out my party speakers, fuel my gen, put on some hard metal collection, Plug in my ear protection unit and have an all night party, do this for a week and watch how sense will fall on them.
Loool. I understand you
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 2:32pm On Dec 19, 2024
I have one living above us, (this one is not about unfriendliness because they wanted to form unnecesary familiarity when they came) they moved in 2 years back we have been the one living alone downstairs, they have been a thorn.

I ve never met such children before , children that should be the range of between 15-10 2 boys and a girl, they play football upstairs the whole house will be vibrating and shaking, decking that I think it's not too strong already, also shouting and screaming at it. sometimes it's synchronized marching. grin And it's everyblessed day, once they come back from school, early morning before school.

And the eldest will always be doing solo practises in the masters bedroom at night(their father is abroadm) I am saying 9pm, 11.50 pm and we in the masters room downstairs will be hearing gbimgbimgbim.

You will come out and shout they will stop and then continue again, you will say the same thing over and over again.


No comportment no respect for boundary just doing jaujau jau, parents need to train their children o.

Their mother doesn't even talk when we come out to caution the children, pikin wey dem no train for house na outside people go caution them. It's after we complain she will now start talking to them in low tones. I am waiting for the day she will address us. They ve been talking Chochocho about that we complain blablabla. You cannot tell me not to react or how to react when you are behaving abnormally.

An electrician came to work for us one day and he couldn't bear it he said this thing they are doing damages a house, even had to ask if they were the owners of the house. The man was shocked as such.

The very day they packed into the house would you believe that these children had not even entered their flat rented upstairs they were peeping into our windows downstairs

Now their papa is around for Christmas we have some respite they are behaving like normal people small.

We have a hello, good morning relationship with them, no body enters any body's apartment.

As far as I m concerned I don't have neighbor and our landlord has entered one chance
CelebritiesRe: Bovi: My Son has broken 3 TVs For Fun When He’s Angry (Video) by NoToPile: 4:56pm On Dec 17, 2024
Out of anger?

TVs I know that are broken by children is always by mistake.

So pikin go vex throw something at the TV?

Kama ri oo
PoliticsRe: “We’re Barely Surviving” – Young Nigerian Parents Lament Over Prices Of Diapers by NoToPile: 8:46am On Dec 16, 2024
MVLOX:
Me self dey under this kind pressure..... My last set of children are twins and I spent almost 20k alone on their diaper monthly. That's minus food oooo and other expenses oooo plus I already have 2 sons before who are already in kindergarten. So it's not easy. For salary that is about 100k plus.... I really feel bad for about people way never start this parenting business oooo but it is quite obvious things won't get better
20k for twins monthly

Thats roughly 200 pieces plus or minus depending on the size.

You guys are really managing the diapers well.

Twins? The Lord is your muscle.
PoliticsRe: “We’re Barely Surviving” – Young Nigerian Parents Lament Over Prices Of Diapers by NoToPile: 7:36am On Dec 16, 2024
Hahaha.

That diaper matter ehn. An average pack of 50 diapers is at least 5k and above depending on brand.


Even people are not pro 6 months exclusive are now doing by fire by force because of baby milk price.


Point it don't go and give persin belle anyhow baby care items are costly.
Christianity EtcRe: Should This Type Of Dance Be Allowed In The Church? by NoToPile: 1:29pm On Dec 15, 2024
There is a spirit behind any type of music.

Music can bring in or take out spirits.

If David's playing could make the evil spirit leave Saul.

Then some types of music can actually invite demons when listening to them then you begin to dance anyhow to glorify the spirit behind the music.

Lots of what we call gospel music is not even Christlike

As I am typing now theres a church beside my house still doing Thanksgiving, and their songs not it.

How chrstains can't deduce right or wrong songs baffles me. What are they teaching in believers class these days?

Our woke christains will never agree, they will say you are judging.

Let everybody go back to hymns only and rest.
PoliticsRe: Police In Nigeria Robbed My Brother Of His Shoes & Wallet - Kemi Badenoch by NoToPile: 8:08am On Dec 15, 2024
UltraSolid:
No. She should learn to shut up or be circumspect with her utterances. She is acting like a private citizen who had bitter experiences with a group of people that has now made her hate and be prejudiced against them.

That is okay if she is indeed a private citizen and not leader of the Conservative Party aiming to be UK Prime Minister someday. Her colleagues, friends and foes, will be watching and noting her naivete, lack of restraint and poor emotional inteilligence. Trust me, those who fall in the category of enemies, will exploit all she is doing now to finish her in future.

British politics is sinisterly dark and treacherous. Unlike Naija wey na for open the politicians dey fight themselves.
I am just wondering how she doesn't understand all these, all these Chochocho will be used against her, it's not even about her talk about Nigeria that bothers me. It's her lack of emotional intelligence, she should know better, she would be affected more by her words.
PoliticsRe: Has Power Been Restored In Your Area? by NoToPile: 10:01am On Dec 12, 2024
Yes.

Though they have taken it now.
PoliticsRe: Lori-ogbebor Cries Out Over Revocation Of Late Husband’s Property by NoToPile: 9:50am On Dec 12, 2024
Rita Lori hotels off Babs animashaun road, was an edifice I always admired growing up in lere.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Abioye's Absence At This Year Shiloh Is Deeply Felt By Me. by NoToPile: 5:33am On Dec 12, 2024
Hmm it is well.

I actually thought the retirement stuff was not total absense from the ministry but they would still act as elders or something.

But then come to think of it, does God retire his ministers. Who or what inspired the retirement? Was it God?


God has blessed him and I always salute the man for his loyalty as someone as I have admired from far.
FamilyRe: Bride Made To Sit On Father-In-Law’s Lap 7 Times At Edo Wedding (Photos) by NoToPile: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2024
I thought it was the grooms lap.
AgricultureRe: Ugu Farming On A Two Plot Of Land. How Profitable? (pics) by NoToPile: 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2024
Love800:
How!

Ugu is just stipend. Nothing dey for there!
Okay if you say so.

It's very expensive now thats why I said so, if you have good access to water you should make good profits.

I don't farm ugu in commercial quantities, just have the one I eat in my garden year in year out. I replant their seeds and dash some out, if I have excess I sell it.
AgricultureRe: Ugu Farming On A Two Plot Of Land. How Profitable? (pics) by NoToPile: 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2024
Ugu is hotcake now oo, even during raining season.

Ugu is now almost 5times(if not more than) the cost of what it was in 2019
PoliticsRe: National Grid Is Down Again by NoToPile: 3:48pm On Dec 11, 2024
Ehen I was wondering what the problem was, we have not had light for more than 2 hours.

Abeg oo, December has come we need light for freezer.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Afe Babalola; Visits Dele Farotimi In Ekiti Prison by NoToPile: 9:08pm On Dec 09, 2024
Vivianat:
Baba give an condition....
What are the conditions?

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