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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nurse Ugbede Ojo Gets International Job After Posting That Lagos Is Smelly City by NoToPile: 2:07pm On Jan 23, 2025
Even those that pee and poo inside gutters and every corner and dispose waste anyhow are talking.

If Lagos smells then agosian's are dirty simple.

If they arrest people for open defecation you people will still shout Sanwo olu bla bla
Politics › Re: SS2 Students Brutally Attack Teacher, Leave Him In Coma In Kogi State by NoToPile: 10:05am On Jan 23, 2025
The sort of sec school students we have these days especially in public schools is something else.

Public schools especially.
Crime › Re: Please Release My Son, Timilehin Ajayi’s Father Begs FG by NoToPile: 9:55pm On Jan 21, 2025
Parents that never correct their children when they do wrong I hope they are seeing this.

Those that will defend the atrocities of their children, hope they are also seeing this.
Politics › Re: Gbadebo Is Yoruba, Named by My Father – Olawale Rhodes Vivour (GRV’s Father) by NoToPile: 12:19pm On Jan 21, 2025
Has he started thinking in Yoruba? cheesy

When you talk carelessly you reap the rewards.

Politics I hail oo.
Politics › Re: Wasiu Ayinde Receives Phone Call From President Tinubu by NoToPile: 9:36pm On Jan 20, 2025
Used Iwo the lesser pronoun and then sir which signifies respect hmmm...

Well they seem to have a very cordial relationship.

As for the write up bloggers will set this country on fire.
Crime › Re: EFCC mourns Operative, Salisu Sahabi Killed In Awka Raid, Names Suspect by NoToPile: 9:03pm On Jan 19, 2025
I once saw a video on Twitter I think oga lady stating how the efcc raided their home at night merely seeing the damages, I was traumatized.

What if they had little children in that house.
Education › Re: James Ojo Alleh Breaks University Of Benin 54-Year-Old CGPA Record by NoToPile: 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2025
I will always celebrate excellence.
Politics › Re: 2027: I Swear To God, I Will Campaign For Seyi Tinubu For Lagos Governor - VDM by NoToPile: 5:41am On Jan 18, 2025
Do people really believe Seyi Tinubu will contest for governorship election?
Politics › Re: Inside Atlanta Suburban Home Where Obasa Slept As Speaker Woke Up As Floor Membe by NoToPile: 4:33pm On Jan 14, 2025
Loool the media will milk this news dry.

Slept as speaker woke as floor member

Na real wa.

No Chochocho, no rumor, very quiet impeachment move.
Politics › Re: Mudashiru Obasa Impeached, Mojisola Meranda Becomes Lagos Assembly Speaker by NoToPile: 11:41pm On Jan 13, 2025
The move was so sleek that when we heared the news today, lots doubted it. Iro ni iro ko

No noise no rumor no Chochocho nothing.

But those who knew it was only a matter of time this would happen knew.


Congrats to the madam on that seat.
Crime › Re: WATCH: Owner Of Don Maserati Classic Boutique On Lagos Island Allegedly Orders B by NoToPile: 11:07am On Jan 13, 2025
Why not report her to the police
Family › Re: The Fruit Of The Womb: Lamentation From A Married Man. by NoToPile: 9:43am On Jan 13, 2025
uchesa:
Not easy being a father. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 Two lovely kid s , a boy and a girl always seeking my attention and love. They just want to sleep in my arms, needs me to feed them,tuck them up in bed .
It's great to be a dad.
Hahaha sha don't complain.

We thank God for his blessings bros. Those little ones are highly demanding. grin
Family › Re: How Much Money Is Required To Feed A Family Of Four In Nigeria Today? by NoToPile: 9:11am On Jan 13, 2025
This thread...

Only God knows how much the OP's neighbor and wife would be arguing about as chop money this period as prices have doubled between early last year and now.
Health › Re: When Last Did You Deworm Yourself by NoToPile: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2025
Thanks for the reminder.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Slaps His Daughter's Boyfriend by NoToPile: 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2025
Reminds me of the time my Father in Law once arrested a guy that was trying to get my Sister in law into marriage he was even my husband's friend., was even a pastor. She was in her early twenties then sha. Its like he was brainwashing her into marriage from the religious angle.

Pikin wey dey find admission haa according to the gist, she was already going to cook for bro cheesy

Baba heared of the nonsense and went gangster, shocked went to the police and they said the bro had to write/sign some stuffs not to go near the girl again.

It was after that incident she went to school, served got a job doing well for herself even sends baba money and is now getting married in a few weeks. About 8 years or more has passed.

We still talked about it recently the extent baba went and we felt it was extreme then but
now I know better.

Lots of girls are just 1 man away from doom/ making mistakes that will change the trajectory of their life permanently.
Education › Re: Christ-Mitots School Ikorodu Teacher Slaps 3-Year-Old Boy, Gets Arrested by NoToPile: 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2025
Never hit a child on the head. She was practically blowing his head.
Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish by NoToPile: 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2025
Konquest:
That's insightful.

I never knew that sting rays have a Yoruba name and are found within the coastal waters of Nigeria. In which coastal areas are the "apatamaja" found by fishermen?
Honestly I don't know, I have never even seen it fresh always bought it dried and I know the name from my mum she has much knowledge about dried fishes from helping her mum sell them.
But if you ask me one should see it Lagos Ogun and Ondo coastal areas because we even buy even here in Lagos main town, it would most likely be in abundance at epe or ogun waterside.
Properties › Re: Man Loses Home Worth N20m Over N300,000 Debt by NoToPile: 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2025
Nigerians don't like paying debt and like ignoring abatement notices and court summons.
Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish by NoToPile: 8:37pm On Jan 08, 2025
It looks like the fish we call apatamaja, we buy it dried and it's quite pricey, I googled apatamaja and behold it is the same sting ray.

Very tasty fish when dried, very meaty too.
Politics › Re: Traore’s Pistol: Reno Omokri Slams Ghana, Cries More Than The Bereaved by NoToPile: 8:31pm On Jan 08, 2025
What I find amazing about this thread is the fact that dislike for reno has clouded peoples sense of reasoning.

You don't have to like him but he has a point.
Properties › Re: It Is Unlawful And Illegal For A Landlord To Unilaterally Increase Rent. by NoToPile: 1:22pm On Jan 05, 2025
Story oo


My tenants were served 6 months notice of increment June last year plus 6 month notice to quit seperately the clause is in the increment to look overleaf incase they don't accept the increment. Their tenancy will expire this January. No time for story/ fight pick your choice.


We are tenants where we live our landlord didn't even notify us, we had the discussion more like a price haggling discussion a month or so before our rent expired in 2023 because he got in new person upstairs we had prepared anyway. last year again he said 2025 rent will be increased, we should now be dragging with him? Lastlast na we go leave the house. We will haggle price as usual.

I am on both sides and I can relate.


If you have never built a house you won't understand the landlords point of view most times if you now have tenants from hell thats the end.
Christianity Etc › Re: MFM’s Olukoya 2025 Prophecies: 2025 Is A Year Of Strange Battle by NoToPile: 10:08am On Jan 01, 2025
Married Men jumping up and down like shey you guys are hearing. grin





The empty will want to empty the full.... . deep
Politics › Re: Funsho, Bola Ige’s Daughter Recounts Premonition About Dad Assassination In 2001 by NoToPile: 10:38am On Dec 30, 2024
I was in our house fellowship leaders house that morning when the news broke. Incidentally few weeks later I was also at house fellowship that Sunday evening when the gboa gboa gboa of ikeja bomb blast shook us during the Programe.

Never ever neglect your dreams, you see all those woke peeps that tell you dream is just a dream, ignore them ooo.

Everything that happens in the physical has already been concluded in the spiritual. You have a bad dream address it pray seriously.

Ire o
Politics › Re: Ooni Ex-Queen's Supporters Demand Justice, Video Proves Govt Aware Of Funfair by NoToPile: 10:30am On Dec 30, 2024
The fact that the stampede happened hours before the event was scheduled to start is baffling. Even before the police was scheduled to arrive

How on earth can parent's throw children over the fence Lai nse doll baby
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures Moment A Man Stole An SUV In Anambra State (video/photos) by NoToPile: 5:56am On Dec 30, 2024
Na wa oo. Another person's sweat.

That guy definitely had a copy key.
Food › Re: Christmas Season: Current Prices Of Goats In Kaduna (video) by NoToPile: 4:44pm On Dec 24, 2024
A small ram (Agbo) for 100k, the butcher who killed it said it was cheap, not market price sha from neighbor that rears them.
TV/Movies › Re: What's So Special About The Seven Doors Movie? by NoToPile: 3:56am On Dec 22, 2024
Very solid movie 9.5 over 10.

Everything was done right. The storyline very very unpredictable, costume, every damn thing was good.

The actors delivered their role perfectly,

Femi has raised the bar even higher. Maybe one of his children might show interest in film making. All these stuffs can be handed to the next generation. The Afolayans from their father, Femi too must have gotten interest because of his Dad. They can become film making families.

It's a class on its own just like breath of life.

Esusu - the guy deserves his flowers abeg.
Chioma chukwuka was splendid.
The collection of wives was crazy, once you see those women you know they would spell trouble, carrying big bombom everywhere.
Muyiwa Ademola - top notch.

Everybody delivered


And the costume, kiss all those lace material were sighted, saw lots of lace that would have been in vogue in the 80s or so, mum has those designs.

The cars nko? grin

Sins of the fathers that come upon the children.

It's the viewers that are even hyping the movie and it's worth every hype.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos High Court Orders Arrest Of Redeemed Pastor, Deacon Over Land Grabbing by NoToPile: 3:33am On Dec 22, 2024
Church members /pastors will have land issues it's the GO of the church people will begin to drag.
Food › Re: The Best Economical Way To Cook Your Beans With Gas(pics) by NoToPile: 3:30pm On Dec 21, 2024
Pressure pot
Family › Re: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2024
Makaveli217:
Those people are crack heads, and such you match fire for fire, if I'm the one, I will just talk ones, (not shout o) And if they refuse to be reasonable, I'll wait till 11pm, I'll bring out my party speakers, fuel my gen, put on some hard metal collection, Plug in my ear protection unit and have an all night party, do this for a week and watch how sense will fall on them.
Loool. I understand you
Family › Re: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by NoToPile: 2:32pm On Dec 19, 2024
I have one living above us, (this one is not about unfriendliness because they wanted to form unnecesary familiarity when they came) they moved in 2 years back we have been the one living alone downstairs, they have been a thorn.

I ve never met such children before , children that should be the range of between 15-10 2 boys and a girl, they play football upstairs the whole house will be vibrating and shaking, decking that I think it's not too strong already, also shouting and screaming at it. sometimes it's synchronized marching. grin And it's everyblessed day, once they come back from school, early morning before school.

And the eldest will always be doing solo practises in the masters bedroom at night(their father is abroadm) I am saying 9pm, 11.50 pm and we in the masters room downstairs will be hearing gbimgbimgbim.

You will come out and shout they will stop and then continue again, you will say the same thing over and over again.


No comportment no respect for boundary just doing jaujau jau, parents need to train their children o.

Their mother doesn't even talk when we come out to caution the children, pikin wey dem no train for house na outside people go caution them. It's after we complain she will now start talking to them in low tones. I am waiting for the day she will address us. They ve been talking Chochocho about that we complain blablabla. You cannot tell me not to react or how to react when you are behaving abnormally.

An electrician came to work for us one day and he couldn't bear it he said this thing they are doing damages a house, even had to ask if they were the owners of the house. The man was shocked as such.

The very day they packed into the house would you believe that these children had not even entered their flat rented upstairs they were peeping into our windows downstairs

Now their papa is around for Christmas we have some respite they are behaving like normal people small.

We have a hello, good morning relationship with them, no body enters any body's apartment.

As far as I m concerned I don't have neighbor and our landlord has entered one chance
Celebrities › Re: Bovi: My Son has broken 3 TVs For Fun When He’s Angry (Video) by NoToPile: 4:56pm On Dec 17, 2024
Out of anger?

TVs I know that are broken by children is always by mistake.

So pikin go vex throw something at the TV?

Kama ri oo

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