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Mad Cow: I am with the father on this one....


This is one case where medical murder should be allowed.. Looking at the pictures, I doubt a separation would be possible without one or both dying. They should however try the separation first though, and should that fail, give them an honourable exit.

And someone said God does not make mistakes..

You are really a BIG MAD MAALU for making that statement about the Almighty God...the one who does as he wants and nobody can query him for his actions...
I'm sure u've missed your dose...#May-God-Forgive-You

Bance dey there dey form Xavi

olsmade: Ediots wanted to sell me a brand new ps3 for 35k with delivery anywhere in Nigeria All i had to do was pay into his account. Lyk srzly

When i called the guy up, he started talking thru his nose as if that would increase my folly

Lmaol
The Guy was forming oyibo swagg

Can we hold this for 10mins

And they did

novakid :
Pls Guys learn from Burkina Babes...
Don't let dem equalise Ooº°˚˚°ºooooooo

Pls Guys learn from Burkina Babes...
Don't let dem equalise Ooº°˚˚°ºooooooo

Emenike just blasted it

Emenike Is just (what's that english sef)...

See moses and emenike as they just wasted a beautiful chance

IDEYE whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Moses nice shot

I haven't Ooº°˚˚°ºooooooo
Buh I wish to do so soon

See as Russia dey ride 52 years old nation...

Mehnnnnnn
See the look on Ronaldo's face
I now pity the guy shaaaa
Messi is simply the best no doubt
Make dem just pity ronaldo nxt year
Congrats iniesta too
#Forza Barca

This match is hilarious

E don shele today Ooº°˚˚°ºooooooo

I'm so grateful to God for saving my life this year.
I almost got killed during my NYService in kogi state by my Land Lady who tried to poison me with raw yam prepared in the witchcraft meeting...The holy spirit told me not to eat the yam and I obeyed...she died that same week for the death that was planned for me...
Praise the Lord!!!

alj harem: Alternative to what ? means of transport or means of income ? My brother are you thinking at all ?

dude use your brain...
u hav d answers already...y going rhetorical?
no alternative source of income, no alternative means of transportation

they lie to us saying that they are melting the bikes into rods, while 80percent of the seized bikes are really being sold to other states,

tricycle (keke napep/maruwa) was encouraged but they are making plans to eliminate it too as tricycles havebeen stopped in some parts of lagos like alausa in ikeja, the plan to scrap it march nxt year,

where are we going as a country? i almost wept yesterday while waiting for about 2hrs on a queue waiting for maruwa goingto GRA ikeja?

all my savings would go into buying a powerbike

Abdul Adam56: Inna lillahi wa ina illaihi raji,un.

English plssss

I SMH Vigorously for this policy...
When all the members know is wear their native attires (agbada) and rant in yoruba...
Now you bring up french...Many of them will surely loose their tooth...its their french tutor I even pity the most...

Job opportunities for french dudes ooo
Position--»PA on French Matters

buchibabe: Anoda fraud on d way....

Pls can someone tel me how I can watch youtube movies on my bb fone,each time I try,it keeps showing"buffering" and it does dis for a whole day

I stream youtube videos on my bold5 for free...all you have to do is make sure that u're not on youtube's mobile site cos it would redirect you to your media player...so all you hav to do is make sure u're on the main site- www.youtube.com and check for ur videos and voilaa...its playing--
I can't allow glo to eat all their mb back Ooº°˚˚°ºooooooo
So I stream on 3G which is like I'm playing a normal video on my laptop

Planned Scam...
They really planned this out...buh we are far more smarter than that...why should I answer sir to a stranger just like that and then they tell me I've won an aeroplane and I just start jubilating without being inquisitive...after all the stories and experiences we've had with phone scammers a typical nigerian would ask questions first before jubilation...
Maybe the next video to come would show the girl receiving the call...

Okija_juju: Thats the difference between us..

I saw this picture, it peaked my curiousity.. You jump and shout Halleluyah.. I see it and wonder 'how the f`uck does that work'.. Sort of like the 'Piss-Generator'.. You saw it and prolly went 'Wonderful', I saw it and went 'HOW?!'..

I know that local mechanics are supermen, however.. that does not explain the mechanism powering two independent bikes to move as one.. Its easier to join two wheelbarrows to gether than to join two motorised bikes together.. All I am saying is that, I need to see the design modifications.. #SIMPLE.

Dude why do you need to see it?
Are you lastma/frsc/whatever?
If the stuff works for him and its movable...then let him battle it out with the transport agencies...even as I follow ur objective point of view on the way he did it...the fact still remains that his double bike idea is on the road...

Dominionhost: I CAN STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT HE IS A SCAMMER, HE USE TO BE MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND I HAVE RECEIVED SO MANY COMPLAINT ABOUT HIM, HE BEARS SO MANY NAMES AND WHEN HE IS CAUGHT, HE CHANGES HIS NAME TO ANOTHER, AFTER I HAVE ATTACKED HIM SEVERALLY, HE DID UN-FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. SORRY IF U HAVE GOT YOUR FINGERS BURNT BUT U CAN STILL GET YOUR MONEY BACK IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH.

Please how do you propose I recover my money

Babneh: Its amazes me to see people praising and appreciating a guy like Desmond, He sends me mails just like every other day. And I was bought over. He made me understand that he had some Blackberry phones in stock, so I gave him a call to confirm if they were still on ground which he confirmed. At first he was operating a Guaranty Trust Bank account until later he changed it to Diamond Bank. Then I told him to text the account details to my phone for record purpose which he did. I resides in Abeokuta, Ogun state, so I quickly dashed out to the branch of the Bank at oke ilewo in Abeokuta to make the deposit. At the counter my mind told me not pay into his account but I discarded that and gave in 28k for a BB.To justify my position the teller number is 3377531, his account no. is 0024828139 and the payment was made on 27th April, 2012 by me, Bello Olushesan Waheed carrying phone number 08037263368. Since he confirmed the payment he has been avoiding my calls. I also sent a cousin in lagos to meet him but to no avail till date. Let him come out in the open to counter my claim. I even went through his facebook account to meet his mutual friends, they said it was unfortunate paying for things I did not see. I plead with you not to fall prey of him like I did even though God will surely make him suffer for the money in multiple unless he refund it or supply my package.

This guy scammed me of 40,000, I paid for a phone and a laptop, he's very cunny, please don't fall prey ooo...after calling for months, I threatned him and he said I should do my worst...he has many usernames on nairaland...plssssss kip ur money oooo and I know he will be caught soon...

This thing pained me seriously cos dat money was hard earned and I hav decided to get him by all means...no matter how long it takes...I know he's following this thread..."I'm coming for you"
While u're watching your back-which you always do by following every thread where your name is mentioned--- I'm at your front waiting to hit you real hard...

Why do some JOBLESS BABARIC ELEMENTS just derive joy in posting allegations against this man of God?
This pastor is actually dancing in the best way known to him...now you come here to ascribe his dance to azonto...

SMH very slowly for you @Poster

its not a must for you post something if you don't have any reasonable thing to post...
Get a life @poster cos the man of God doesn't even know you exist

@ Violent

Thanks a milli

Hello Nairalanders, I just completed my NYSC and am about to conclude my processings to a university in UK (London) for my Masters Degree.

I just want you guys to please share your various experiences maybe as a Nigerian student in UK or something you've heard from your buddies there about surviving amidst accommodation choices, shopping, socializing, transportation, finances, part time work options, food and so on...

I will be taking a 2yrs course so I will really need good survival tips and how I can stay away from trouble (I'm not the troublesome type tho ) with the security agents.

Thanks.