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Jennyclay:
Biko, may I know the name of the nonsense bank let me go and drag them on Twitter.

When they keep employing yahoo boys as staff, why won't customers money disappear .

They must refund her money. Nonsense bank!

Apprently na firstbank

How do one cope with sleeping on the same bed with a partner who snores? Is it every fat/chubby lady that snores or is mine an exception
It's frustrating when you don't get enough sleep in the night, it affects your productivity and performance during the day


Those who have long term partners who snore how have you been coping, how do you manage to sleep?please help a brother out cuz I am tired already

They snore or rather fat humans do snore

Tag me mbok

Dem no know.

If dem know we for get few problem for this world cyz na greed b d problem

IyaTola:
Nothing is Permanent In This World

I visited my 120-year-old grandmother and gave her some money when I was leaving and she told me she doesn't need money again.

That she can no longer buy or sell at her age, so I should give the money to the younger ones who need it.

I also have a former governor friend whom I worked with as a greenhorn PA. He was governor from 1999-2007.
Not too long ago, I saw him.

After check-in, he was left seated by the corner of the Murtala Mohammed international airport awaiting his flight.

No one even recognized him again, not even passengers from the State where he was governor, and as I walked up to him and greeted him, then asked if he wanted any assistance, he stretched forth his trembling hands to hold me and simply said,

"Thank you for even recognizing me again. I just want your attention briefly my daughter . Sit down let me ask you something.

How is your Governor doing?"

I also have a retired Major General friend whom I served as a golf caddy at the NDA golf course in Kurmi Mashi, Kaduna.
He was so rich he built a beautiful house he was so proud of.

I visited him too not long ago and wanted us to climb to our favorite spot on his balcony upstairs.

He stared at me with a broad smile and said, "IT, I can't remember the year I went up there. It is lizards and cobwebs and the likes that live there now.

Even the kids, when they come, they don't enjoy my company in the house any more than a few hours and they are gone.

I don't have the limbs to climb up there again and the cost of cleaning keeps getting higher."

I have seen a lot more things.
How yesterday became the day before, how today became yesterday, and how tomorrow became today.

How the past became history, how the present became the past, and how the future became the present.
Nothing ever remains where it is.

Your strength, your muscles, your beauty, your wealth, your guts, your worth, your courage, your talent, your YOU, will progressively diminish until it returns to its source.

The richest man in the world in the 1960s will not be on the payroll of the richest man in the world today!

Even the strongest lion in the jungle will someday become weak, and frail and be eaten by the same predators it once terrorized.

Keep that in mind always and know that no matter how appealing and tempting that thing may seem, our interest in it will diminish with time.

Our strength to consume or own it will vanish with time until everything is surely taken away from us or we are surely taken away from everything!

"Nothing is permanent in this world".

Wishing you very Reflective Times.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!

How old is your sister that she allowed you infringe on her privates?
That's wrong and to post her photos here is another wrongdoing.
If somehow people diagonise it here using the photos you posted what would you do next?

Take her to hospital, know the problem and cost of treatment dont advertise you can not afford it first.



When u start treatment on her then you can come back online to your beloveth nairaland.com to beg for support and funds

That's way to go.

...but I don check am I no see my involvement

I no see my involvement cuz I b priest

I don't see my involvement

8 is d "organise" answer

Two sort of individual will fail this test

A greedy girlfriend and an immoral one.

In this case I can't question her morality but she's truly greedy

It's a shared property

How ds one take concern you

Na next match dem d comot

What's your involvement

How this one take concern you

How ds one take concern me

Carry on
Any woman u never Bleep na virgin

How ds one take concern me

Tbaba001:
I don't know why nigguhz do this thing, you caught your girl fucking another dude and you're beefing with the dude, when no be rape, he literally saved you from her... Your girl WILLINGLY opened her legs and you have problem with the guy?
If I catch my woman with another dude, I will calmly ask the dude for 2k agency fee and they can continue fucking coz 2k is all she's worth to me, and probably buy him a drink late... I don't want a LovePeddler neither will I force someone who doesn't want to be with me to be with me

Are you sure that's what you will do at the heat of the moment

Our mumu no too much

No b juju be d@

Ds mata no be here o

Ds one pass me

sarrki:
If everyone can hold their governors accountable the center is just the unifying factor

We see Wike

We see umara zulum

We see hope uzodinma

We see David umahi

We see Babajide sanwolu

We see el Rufai of kaduna

We see umaru ganduje

What excuses do others have of not performing

Lately we see charles soludo

Why put uzodinma abi na mistake

This is very simple

There are lines you don't cross in marrrige and she has crossed it multiple times yet you're living with her.
Leave and flee from her prompto

Notable

Let me read again

It appears simpletons are arguably the most sort after husband material in our society.

Once a lady meets a simpleton she automatically wants to settle down this is given

My query is as simp what kind of a lady will be best for you considering the fact that most ladies see them as potential victims of abuse, misuse, manipulation and control especially the strong willed ladies or will they be better off with those ladies who are simps like them.

What are the pros and cons of settling with a ladies who is strong willed and marrying one who is submissive for a simpleton

revaultng:
please kindly recommend something for my boyfriend. He's 26 and he can't keep an erection.

It get hard but when he's about to put in it, it gets soft. Other times, once we change position, say Missionary to Doggy, he gets soft.

Also, he comes really fast, like 10-20 secs if he succeeds atall in penetrating.

Regular Rigorous exercise like sprint will do the trick.

Erection issues usually originates from the heart and its blood pipes before other factors such as psychology and energy/food intake comes into play

So exercise for the heart and vessel
Less sugary and junk food for energy
Then work on thy psychology

LegitBoyy:
Hi everyone,

I just wanted to share this trend I have noticed in my relationship life with you all and see if anyone can relate to it. I have just noticed recently that most girls I meet will suddenly want to “settle”.

You would wonder why this should be a problem right? Exactly. I am looking to getting into something serious myself so it should ordinarily not be a bad thing. However, I am seeing a pattern which is why I am worried.

I have met quite a few girls recently and many of them who are obviously still very active players on the ’street’ and as soon as we get talking, they suddenly want to exit the ‘street’ and want something serious with me.

For context, I will be 27years old in a few months, comfortably building a good career and a very calm person. It is not even about money or sort as many of them have met people with much more. I don’t know if any guy or lady out here actually understand my situation here?

I am looking to go into something serious but this pattern just doesn’t look all okay with me. Is it because of my calm nature? Maybe a calm guy is suitable for a husband kind of situation right?

For guys who have been in this situation, how did you dealt with it please?

It's simply because they see you as a simp and that's what they want.

Texting out of experience

Atolu01:
MAD oppressive controlling disgusting animals. Disgusting thread.

Take it easy Take it easy