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stupidity:
calm down brah. Why are you e-yelling?

I’m just looking out for you. sissy guys are just taking over lately.


So how’s your babe like? Does she have a big asx? Let’s start from here.

im red pilled man.
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Yh....... She's got a big arse and succulent boobs

stupidity:
how do we verify this claim? Show us pictures of you and your realers else, whenever I see your moniker on nairaland I’ll tag you a sissy. Realers don’t say, actions say. Innamean??

dude,shut the fvck up and take a hike,i owe u no shit.......

stupidity:
your next heartbeak is coming up soon. You Dey here deh create thread for girl while the girl Dey table your matter with fake tears. She’ll make you more relax with that tears and fvck another dlck.

now i get ur drift........ Yur just been sarcastic........ Heartbreak ? Lol i roll with em realers abeg....... Innamean

stupidity:
sissy!!! Something tells me all what you said is actually about you. Sissy scared of getting a heart break from his girl.

this cracked me up bigtime........ I aint no pussy nigga, i love with my brain intact not my heart........ The last time i had a heartbreak was 11years ago........ So,u can get lost now

stupidity:
your an idiotic element. Go deal with your woman and stop being a sissy

i said ........

stupidity:
its like you have planned to break up already. Break up and face the music. E nor concern us

u rep ur moniker... U fantastically stupid abeg....... No be ur type i dey talk for here, swerve

Taiyescott:
This is all scripted.. how much Mc Galaxy Dy make? it's all for publicity..

shut the fvck up niqqa........ The fact that u stingy and can't help ur pple doesn't make everyone like u...... We've got generous pple around........ Publicity stunt or not, mc galaxy is so fvcking generous, I've met him once at a public gathering and he doled out 50k cash to one less privileged aged woman right before my eyes........ Learn from that niqqa

Hardrive:
Two things might happen. She either kills you or kill herself. Or both.

this is exactly what i was talking bouh........ How can i avoid this if i wanna break up?

lilmax:
she doesn't mean those words

use your head, don't break up, flow with it until she's tired,she'll leave

like i don't get........ Please expantiate........ U mean i should lead her on ? That sounds like deceit to me, no offense bruv

Im finding this hard to decipher cos its rare....... Very rare to see an average Nigerian girl do such especially if she's pretty, intelligent and very endowed........ How do u handle a lady that tells u this "i don't think i can survive seeing u with another girl, i can't imagine a life without u..... I want to be with u forever"........it aint as if the relationship has always been rosy........ No, infact there have been heated arguments several times but still when things get back as they were, she repeat those statements.... Im not saying i wanna break but if it eventually happens.. ... How do u tell her without hurting her feelings? Cos i sense she might do something silly.

Mine was when i was in ss2 i think........ I had a neighbour whom we attended the same sec school, so every morning she always comes to my house then we trek to school together ........ So there was this particular day that i lost a certain amount of money my mum gave me....... She insulted me right infront of this gyal(the girl was my junior o), as if the insults weren't enough, she gave me two resounding slaps........ I was ashamed mehnnn, till today the girl still uses that incident to make jest of me whenever i try to troll her........
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hisexcellency34:
We want a younger President brimming with ideas like George Weah, not this old cargo called Buhari

get ur facts right........ George weah is a dictator that strikes down anyone that questions his actions..... A corrupt fraud........ Recently, he shut down liberian social media for protesting against him..... Is that the typa leader u want?

Houseofglam7:
Awwwwwwww

My ovaries......again Too adorable

lol ur punna don suffer!

That time is near........ When every police officer will be scared to even go out in their uniform........ There'll be a time when any police officer that misbehaves will be lynched by the public........ I tell u,that time is N E A R.

BiggyB242:
Bros, he's doing more than he bargain for. These rich folks are using him. You wouldn't understand. You don't expect her to say he's an errand boy.

bruv....... I understand the picture u tryna paint here....... If i aint wrong, u sound as if u stereotyping all rich folks as taking the poor for granted... Nah, don't generalize em bruv, if he was an errand boy as uve acclaimed, there's a way the lady would paint the picture that'll make it obvious that he's actually an errand boy.. She'll be like "hey twitter, meet my DRIVER, he's been working for me for 623years yen yen yen" thatž how u know em errand dawgs........ But judging from what she typed, she has started developing feelings for him........ U can't Develop feelings for who u aint attracted to btw... ..take it or leave it, naija gyals are never attracted to weak men(guys at their beck and call).

BiggyB242:
Is the truth bro, if you understand women

well i don't think so, professionalism is different from personal issues....... Women find guys who are at their beck and call weak and boring....they see em as slaves that shouldn't be recognized with em in the public....... The cab driver was just being professional(good customer relationship) but as time went by it developed into another level....... He aint necessarily a slave for doing his job and further more showing care........ The lady sha didnt mention that he is an errand boy.

kevin25:
Why wont she praise him when they have turn him to house boy gate Man and a messenger fear women when they praise you it only when ur dancing to their tone

u sound stupid........ Very very stupid.

Cute people.....but wait,is it only me that sees excess make up as a turn off........ As in total turn off

tiffanyfan:
Please oga ta ni bro e, am a female. Have a nice day

who is your bro? Your bro is in yaba collecting treatment........ ........ Bobrisky is such a clown!

tiffanyfan:
Please oga ta ni bro e, am a female. Have a nice day

who is your bro? Your bro is in yaba collecting treatment........ ........ Bobrisky is such a clown!

I have a very important answer to ur Question but the person below me has an importanter answer........ So ill leave the question for him to answer.

I smooched my cousin right in her mums bedroom when i was very young... She is two years older than me.

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Your advice is needed

Thatž what happens when u dating a young anxious gyal........ As per my case, even tho i never asked her out........ The moment we started dating... As in b4 i knew it.......... She don introduce me to her sisters and brothers without my knowledge........ So one day laidis, i saw a whatsapp mssg from an unknown number giving me relationship and marriage advice........ Gbami! I did my assignment and discovered she is my gyal's elder sis....... Lol

"All ye liabilities" got me.......

BIGGIE121:
bro have you seen or hear their choir sing . It is so melodious and soul lifting.

well well well....... U think........ I kinda agree with u but not completely....... They're good with their instruments........ Very good.....

SmellySperm:
"deputy Jesus" lol

lol.... If u attend their service just for once,you would understand........ They'll give u that awkward look like "this one cannot make heaven at all, look at the way he dressed........ Lowlife sinner" whereas they're all worse........ When one of em was kinda pressuring me into attending their church........ I said it to her face "y'all are gaddam hypocrites, u don't practice what u preach"........ The shock on her face was EPIC

Deeper life and their over sabi doctrine........ I've never been to a wedding ceremony duller than deeper life's..... When i was younger, i went to a church with a very similar doctrine, no bands....you gon have to clap ur hands during praise and worship........ Em gyals be acting like deputy Jesus but na lie infact the reason why i left was cos of the height of their hypocrisy(most of em)........ They pretend a lot, i have some of em as coursemates here in school and damn! U won't believe the crazy lifestyle they live when they're away from home....... Sissy pretenders! Now the pastor thinks he made the right decision not knowing he had lost a member and even potential converts........ Lol, if iwas the bride, na to butt outta the church.

kemicalreaction:
Come and see all the sex starved male nairalanders rushing to PM me when I posted pics and changed my gender to F

on a second thought man........don't u feel that these tantrum u throwing aint necessary ? This is social media for fvck sake........ The last time i checked, anyone can post whatever he or she wants........ Moreover, what the op posted aint bad at all........ Like this things aint shit man.......it aint. If u feel its attention seeking, then waka pass jeje.

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