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CrimeRe: Lady Fights Against Her Yahoo Boy Neighbours, EFCC Reacts (video) by nuelsam: 1:23pm On May 24, 2019
Who is a picker
who is a loader
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A picker is someone who knows how to pick beans.
A loader is someone that loads cement inside dangote trailers........

CelebritiesRe: Rema Fires Back At Those Mocking His 'Dumebi' Video by nuelsam: 2:30pm On May 23, 2019
Rema is a very talented artist, no doubts at all....... I listened to his recent EP and 3 outta the 4 songs are on my top15 playlist......... Buh dude needs a sound of his own, he sounds much like Wizkid........ "Dumebi" sounds like one of the songs in wizkids first album........ "Corny" sounds like "Fever"........ I don't like Iron Man.......... "WHY" is the only song in that EP that ill give a 9/10 rate, damn! Very sick tune! Dude sounds like a Yankee boy, dope accent... Dope voice....... I believe Rema is gon stay relevant in the industry if only he could sound like REMA and not WIZKID.
RomanceRe: I love her but I'm scared. Pls help by nuelsam: 9:03am On May 23, 2019
Auladimeji:
Did I just read "Someone you spend future with"? Should I shock himcheesycheesycheesy
bros.... I take God beg u..... No shock him o grin
Auladimeji:
Did I just read "Someone you spend future with"? Should I shock himcheesycheesycheesy
bros.... I take God beg u..... No shock him o
RomanceRe: This Girl & I Are Dating Technically but she'll not admit it by nuelsam: 6:58pm On May 22, 2019
maynation:
And you still could slide into my DM?? You are such a low life and a pretender.
with these low......... I doubt if his story is actually true......... Such a Fucking asslicking douchbag!
RomanceRe: This Girl & I Are Dating Technically but she'll not admit it by nuelsam: 9:59am On May 22, 2019
Don't even make the mistake of asking her out....... Don't...... Keep her on the edge, invite more gyals to ya apartment......... Care less......... That makes her jealous, she'll keep throwing herself at u, trust me.
RomanceRe: Your Opinion Is Needed Guy ...up date by nuelsam: 9:32am On May 21, 2019
The mistake u made was asking her out in the first place, what most folks don't know is that whenever u ask a girl out, the vibes between u two changes immediately......... You'll have to choose ur words wisely cos u under the pressure of not wanting to lose her, u under some restrictions given the fact that she's ur gf infact asking a girl out kills the vibes between u two naturally cos she'll feel she has conquered u already......... Mind u,girls love to chase what they can't have.
CrimeRe: CCTV captures four armed Robbers In Action At A Florida Liquor Store by nuelsam: 2:58pm On May 18, 2019
Good..... I hope they are fished out and dealt it.......... If na for my country............ Lemme not talk.........
RomanceRe: How Do I Survive Seeing My Ex-Girlfriend On Campus? by nuelsam: 9:47am On May 14, 2019
Brotherman... Step up ur game, after all there are lot of girls around... Life is too short to be wailing because of a girl......... Nah, make ursef happy......... Explore......... Roll with more girls even if its her friends buh this time around......... Care less, don't get too attached, whenever u guys come across, just let out a huge grin and ignore her like she aint worth it.......... I've tried this on 3 diff gyals and its working like magic....... They buzzing my cell phone with calls now
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Married Woman. by nuelsam: 9:58am On May 09, 2019
luminouz:
Why u dey quote her sef??
So if a girl gives me a peck or a kiss cuz she wan fvck me and I didn't give in...I will go straight home and tell my wife about it?? What am I,a sissy-ass parrot?? Naso I go dey report every time a girl crushes on me abi?? A matured man does what he needs to do to keep his marriage intact...n u did well...100% for me...that girl wanted u to say u gave her 5 slaps,10 kicks and then u pushed her outta the window to make her 100% grade.
baba ignore her.... We fvcking know their types....... They think all men are pussy, they think all men are stupid enough to do their biddings, they think all men are YES MEN..... Bullshit, how stupid could it sound? a lady tried to straff me which i resisted whilst telling my wife that i cheated on her..... Rubbish.
RomanceRe: Man Narrates What A Lady He Met On Facebook Did To Him After Sex by nuelsam: 9:30am On May 09, 2019
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RomanceRe: Man Narrates What A Lady He Met On Facebook Did To Him After Sex by nuelsam:
Tho the story sounds fishy buh if its actually true then For the fess time....... For the very fess time....... I agree with a lady on this....... She for sell the chair,tv plus the house and even the guy join sef, u don't toil with peoples emotion....... Its wickedness.
RomanceRe: I Asked Her Out, She Said No Sex But I Will Commit Money To The Relationship by nuelsam: 8:21am On May 05, 2019
U just dodged a missile, a big missile at that...... No sex buh she's willing to chop ur money, na their way...... After a very bad guy might have fvcked,used and dumped their ass,they switch to church girl mode looking for an innocent brother to prey on..... Pathetic!
Run for ur life baba, happy Sunday! cheesy
RomanceRe: Thread closed. by nuelsam: 10:39pm On May 04, 2019
undecidedSass able bodied niqqas dey cast emselves on top punna....... Punna....... Ordinary punna....... Im ashamed of y'all i swear........ Mr Japan wey get shoemaker for CHICKEN abi na TURKEY,u see urlife outside ?....... U just don't get the obvious fact that these hoes can't be satisfied, no matter how u tryna impress em....... Do u? ....... Hoes have one primary aim and that is FVCKING with ones money, dump em and move on to the next Maga........... Dear Op, you've been outplayed and magazoned,so STFU make we see road.
RomanceRe: How Did You Meet The Love Of Your Life? by nuelsam: 8:45am On May 04, 2019
Olalekank:
kiss

Not to worry, you'd get to do that a lot when we come together
i love where this is going grin
Olalekank:
kiss

Not to worry, you'd get to do that a lot when we come together
i love where this is going
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Seemed Perfect Till This Happened by nuelsam: 10:30pm On May 03, 2019
Kyom20:
Good day fam. I have this girl I have been dating for over 2 years now. She is an amazing person, caring, loving and loyal. She gives so much for our relationship and doesn't ask for anything in return just my love and sincerity. We started off being very open with each other but I have anger and insecurity issues and i began to beat her anytime I felt she was getting familiar with any guy and even some girls. I did this to make her tell me the whole truth and also to make her stay away from these people. She claims that this has made her afraid of me and doesn't allow her to be as open with me as she wants to be.
We stayed together for a while but work took me to another state. She always makes effort to come and see me and I try to go and see her but the sometimes I drift away and she complains that she feels I am cheating on her especially because I am close to many girls. I often prove myself to her but sometimes the complaints get too much and I call it quits but later on we settle.
The issue at hand now is that she has been depressed about some school issues and I try to be there for her but she said the excitement and joy is gone from our relationship and that I am not putting enough effort, I acknowledged this and tried to do better. However, the last time she came to see me she was acting strange and asked me to use a condom. I was suspicious so I beat her and she confessed that another guy had touched her but they didnt av sex, she claimed she did it bcus she was emotionally down and lonely.
I am very hurt and angry because this is the second time this is happening although from her chat with her friends I can confirm she didnt av sex, I dont understand y she would let another man touch her in spite of our issues. I know she loves me and I dont want to let her go because she just seems so right for me.
I really need advice on what to do next. Thanks guys
ogun lo de ma pa e bayen, ogun!....... Bullshit! U a disgrace to manhood! That girl should run for her life..... Stupid weakling
RomanceRe: Leave We Guys Alone Abeg. by nuelsam(op): 11:05am On May 03, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
don't take opinions here seriously

lots of frustrated people who dont count
Actually its a two way thing....... Some are just tryna kill boredom by trolling broke guys just to catch cruise (those ones no dey take am serious, they even laugh at insults thrown at em)while some are really frustrated for real whereas making em to direct their frustrations towards broke guys instead of their poor parent.......
cheesy
babyfaceafrica:
don't take opinions here seriously

lots of frustrated people who dont count
Actually its a two way thing....... Some are just tryna kill boredom by trolling broke guys while some are really frustrated for real whereas making em to direct their frustrations towards broke guys instead of their poor parent.......
RomanceRe: Leave We Guys Alone Abeg. by nuelsam(op): 11:02am On May 03, 2019
Foodforthought:
The thing tire me, my broda. My pocket, my 'brokeness',grin,my money, my future, my life. They should leave us alone...go and look for Ned Nwoko,
on behalf of the Alpha Male Association of Nairaland,we gladly dash em our Ancestors.
Signed
Management
RomanceLeave We Guys Alone Abeg. by nuelsam(op): 9:50am On May 03, 2019
I don't know y some ladies are hell bent of attacking Guys here at the slightest opportunity....... We ask u out, u rejected us saying we are BROKE....... Lol no p....... we look for another alternative by dating the white folks, u said we are looking for GREENCARD....... Wait,is it ur greencard? Is it ur brokeness? Leave us alone in peace na........... ....



For real, A perfect Example is that Bbnaija's Angel thread, what if its True Love? ....... Y'all should stop this stereotype bullshit abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Bolanle Ninalowo Shades Tonto Dikeh by nuelsam: 11:26am On May 02, 2019
tohyorsih2:
I'm more concerned about his handsome face and his nice stature kiss

RomanceRe: by nuelsam: 5:29pm On May 01, 2019
Oh cool....... What's the price like ? As in range....... Btw can u deliver it to SW states?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: But Why Is Uyailncomparabl Hiding From Victorian After been Accused by nuelsam: 10:41am On May 01, 2019
Adaibeku:
Who are you btw?
Or u ar deraingedly myopic
ur name says it all....... Lol get lost
RomanceRe: X by nuelsam: 10:38am On May 01, 2019
40k? Note4?....... A friend is willing to buy for 25k
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: But Why Is Uyailncomparabl Hiding From Victorian After been Accused by nuelsam: 8:43am On May 01, 2019
Adaibeku:
Rumour has it ,that she locked up her ex for 6months for no reason
and u believed?

RomanceXnvp by nuelsam(op):
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RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 7:36pm On Apr 29, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Don't you think you're being silly for digging up thread in a fight that doesn't concerns you? This here shows how you lack maturity and how jobless you are.

When two ladies are having issues, stay far away from it or better still, look for a sharp Gillette shaving stick and shave your hairy balls while reading.

You are one of the reasons most of these ladies call us "Scums" here.

Be guided next time.
i swear....... Pathetic
RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 6:31pm On Apr 29, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
LMAO! Guess I missed the whole fun. Queensekxy, you should've called me since na. embarassed
Marialavina, you've been noticed and I'll reply you in due time. cool

Victorian, I'll still come around like I promised. And when I come to your shop, you'll offer me a seat and a drink and we will discuss your frustrations further. That your uncle soldier should also be invited. Call your troops of police, I'll be anxiously waiting. I've finally exposed your ass, phew. I'm done trolling you.

You had serious business opportunities and calls but you kept replying my every message in seconds. cool

Old woman. I just pray a man finally comes to marry you off with your frustrations. Lol. Lying jackass. I'll still suck your boobs at last though. wink
i just dey look u

RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 5:45pm On Apr 29, 2019
Rilley:
You just proved to be a big fool and ass licker.
baba, no spoil market for the guy na........ Baba wan use style send PM.... So Fuuuurish
RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2019
MariaLavina:
When you hit them hard, it is either they accuse you of being an alternate account or they insult your parents. This one is doing both grin cheesy . Dude is so pained right now, I struck a nerve no several nerves grin grin


You are a pathetic lowlife loner, what's your attention worth? Your life you have been giving so much attention, what does it worth? You are so frustrated at success so much that the sight of it on another makes you want to commit suicide. Dude take it easy, it will come, you may not see it, but your children definitely will.
Idiotic thing forming importance.


Ode afofun gbe mu! grin
and u want to enter heaven laidis

RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 4:12pm On Apr 29, 2019
Bossjakande:
If dey are not hard on u u wont stop dis nonsence av been thru a lot myself on internet but as adult u think 2 things wen dey attack u are u right or wrong. uyi is one of d sweetest girls I d rooms but ask itself why she attack u alone ask why pole call u a lier. av achived a lot got millions and property yet u wont see me in rooms shouting saying my life history as u its annoying. why try to scare her DAT u will arrest her. u cant. av fight a lot of pple in d rooms yet today we are close I dont belived in banning. wen u both fight wen u are tired u will settle. curse each other life and settle DAT wat make friends sweet. uyi am not happy with u.act matured why send her pm and attack her. if u want to attack her attack her here alone not attack her out of here. attack wit a reason and attack only her lie
wait.... Are u fighting with ur phone?
RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 4:10pm On Apr 29, 2019
Bossjakande:
how wont dey attack u wen u lie a lot. u cant say d truth but lie to impressed pple.
lol ah die
RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by nuelsam: 4:03pm On Apr 29, 2019
victorian:
OK dear


And one wonders why most Nigerians are so poor!

They hate anyone who God has blessed.

But with all their hate, cries to God. God will not answer any of their prayers until they start celebrating with successful people and not run us down with their foul words.

The more they wail on me, the more I prosper and succeed in life. And noone can stop it!

Bloody impoverished morons!

When I was dashing out washing machine, LCD tvs, laptops, printer.. They didn't wail o!

Now they are wailing. God punish anyone wishing me evil here And talk rubbish about me.

Lemme take my goodwill to other people on other websites who appreciates me, not vampires here in human flesh who wants to die. On top my matter.

Useless zombies!


Anyways lemme get back to work.

God bless you my sister. Amen

RomanceRe: Lady Ignores A Guy's Chat, Twitter Users React ( Photos ) by nuelsam: 9:05am On Apr 29, 2019
AgreatMan:
Sometimes people just hv other things on their mind. Try at least two more attempts then quit. You can't tell me u answer d message of every single person too.
its one thing to be busy and thereby refuse to view any mssg that comes in,its another thing to view the mssg and then decide not to reply..... As for me,when im busy online and mssgs are coming in.... I dont bother to click "view" cos im not ready to reply at that particular moment......

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