Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Take Men For by nuelsam: 10:42am On Jul 23, 2019 |
mumu.....ATM machines  .....buh guys don dey wake up ��
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Romance › Re: Ditto by nuelsam: 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2019 |
Don't!....í repeat DO NOT TRY TO CALL HER........ If u do, she won...she got your balls and u gon regret your action................. Respect yourself... ... |
Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by nuelsam: 11:12pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Kenturkey048: Godddd...How would a guy cheat on you...why Guys dey fuc*kk up like dis....if I get you...I will worship the ground you step on..see as person pikin fyn... you are very very stewpeed.........
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Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by nuelsam: 1:03pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Adonko: Ok let me pour out mine on three fronts. Firstly ,when I was at the university, I was dating one babe from microbiology dept who was a year lower than me in school levels, I also had a strong pal who was also in her Dept but same level with me. It all happened that I travelled home for 3 days and . I came I never told babe but visited my pal who called me to come around and narrated everything playing between his cousin and bae ( who is a member of Aye and and from a different school), he was quite tall, he told me that my bae is even coming that evening and they will be going to the nite club together ...aaaah I almost died lol, I decided to catch her red handed cos his cousin went somewhere far, I quickly took his timberland boots and kept it outside and took his Aye overall and wore it( I am tall too) and deemed/switched the light to club light and lie down on the bed while my guy was sitting on the reading table.
Bae came as expected around 8pm, greeted my friend and ran to the bed straight telling the guy (which was me ) if he forgot they are going somewhere while rubbing his chest ( what pains me most is that is my bae that was doing the tripping), when I switched on the light cos I was holding the switched, she shouted as if she saw a ghost and quickly open her bra and put her breast in my mouth ( knowing fully well I liked her boobs so much) ... I just jeje remove her breast stood up uttered nothing and left.
I WILL CONTINUE THE SECOND SOON. u for bite the breast jor |
Romance › Re: Only When You Are Exposed You Will See Nigerian Women Can’t Keep A Conversation! by nuelsam: 11:34am On Jul 12, 2019 |
Na so....... I even snub em now....... No time abeg....... |
Romance › Re: Timi dakolo may be timid or Fallen for the oldest women trick by nuelsam: 12:46pm On Jul 09, 2019 |
JudgeOGBUNABALI: Only rapists and sadists defend rape shut tha fvck up Arrow..... U no geh brain to think? Are u that senseless? Weak bull.......... I suppose the neymar shoulda tot u a lot bouh this devils called women..... Theyre manipulative, theyre evil....... If u fail to do their biddings, theyll try as much as possible to pull u down......... Over 15yrs rape and shes just voicing out now when the yahoo boy is famous.... Look, ive never liked that COZA pastor, as a matter of fact, that man is prolly an occult member buh then truth be told..... Busola was never raped, it was consensual...... The yahoo boy dumped her after much sweet talks to fvck hence she wanna pay back.......TIMI DAKOLO is the real victim here. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by nuelsam: 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
RUGANISTAN: Every tribe or Ethnic group have their own unfair share of social deviants and degenerates.... the Igbos are the most business minded people out there... without basic Economics they defy all odds and prosper in any business they venture. millions of Igbos in and outside the south Eastern Nigeria are law abiding and purpose Driven. The Kidnapping for Ransom rings and Notorious Drug Cartel led by daredevil Igbo men and women operating everywhere in Nigeria, Ghana and even South Asia have not led to a National call to expel all Igbos and relegate them to the Landlocked and Famine infested region of the South East. The Senseless ritual for fiat money killings in perpetuated by the Yorubas in the South West Nigeria is reason enough to Expel every Yoruba man and woman from every other region. The unexplained laziness of an average Yoruba man is a reason enough to contain them in the odua disease and open sewer crowded region. i am recommending an open prison in the South West. Gaza Style. Total Blockade. Before they Kill us all for Money ritual. YES we have Criminal Fulanis... majority of Fulanis are law abiding and enterprising like the Igbos of the South East. its wrong to Suspend RUGA Because of the actions of a fragment of the Fulani population. we cant do the same think over and over again and expect a different result. We don't Learn. in 1967 over 3 million law abiding Nigerians in the then South East region were gruesomely murdered because of the Actions of Ojukwu and his band of separatist. are we going to Punish all Fulanis just because a small group of people brandishing AK47 who we don't even know for a fact if they are Nigerians? Stop the Hate. Stop the Killings.. Think about critically, RUGA will separate the real Herdsmen from the Bandits!!!!!!! yen yen yen....... Get tha fvck outta here preacher!! Football zone! |
Family › Re: Lady Who Felt She Is Too Pretty Recalls How It Almost Destroyed Her Marriage by nuelsam: 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
This only happen to weak men with no self esteem at all.................I use to be like this back then, worshipping girls, praising their beauty and all that................. Care to know the end result? They always snub and ignore me like i was nothing whereas my friends who cared less gets their attention................. Thank God i picked up myself at a very tender age ................. I cut everything pertaining to girls, i ignored em completely, i insult em at will....... Since then I've never said this words to girls "i love you" " you are pretty"................. Instead i troll em and frustrate their em the more................. Now i can't even count the number of em that i have at my beck and call........ . . Who cares about your beauty |
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Tackles Celebrities Trying To Make Rape Stories Trend by nuelsam: 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2019 |
He raped her........ She kept mute until now................. She granted an interview then next thing was a uniformed protest in less than a week, who's fooling who................. The very moment i saw fatoyinbos pic, i knew he s a yahoo boy, no doubts................... Buh this time around, busola is hiding something................. Mumu timi dakolo is going to be the victim................. Y'all just watch |
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 5 Years On A Plane (Photos) by nuelsam: 11:15pm On Jun 26, 2019 |
missimelda01:

On a more serious note, that has always been how i imagine it to happen.
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Romance › Re: It Happens Too Me Not A Friend by nuelsam: 10:59am On Jun 26, 2019 |
Its simple man.......... The very moment u told her "i love you, can u be my girlfriend?"................. That was the moment u lost her, why?.....you've been conquered already, you've handed ur life to her hence no need doing poo with u anymore................. She wants a new CHALLENGE................. Gyal love chasing what they can't have man, ignore here....... Don't call nor text her anymore................. Meet other girls more classy than she is, flirt with em and have your fun......... Don't ever make the mistake of asking a girl out anymore, they misinterpret it. |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Nairalanders by nuelsam: 4:57pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
hesilo: She leaving me then wasn't a matter of concern for me, cos i needed a lil more focus with studies, when she left, it actually made me buckle up(Like doubled my reading habbit), like it was a spur to move up and succeed. I felt she at a point felt she was falling her hands then and wanted to "act up" a little to test my reliance...which didn't come so she sustained her move. She's not a poor girl/lady, she's employed and from a well to do family. leave story........ Its obvious uve made up ur mind already........ So why seeking E-validation ?........ U fell right into her trap bruv, thatž the bitter truth no matter what....... Uve impregnated her........ I don't support abortion nor single parenthood........ So,carry ur cross! |
Romance › Re: Ladies,:your Parents Should Be Responsible For Your Upkeep Not Your Boyfriends by nuelsam: 4:38pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
They'll come for u now |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Nairalanders by nuelsam: 3:46pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
U were in a relationship then suddenly she started acting funny and dumped ya ass not minding the emotional trauma she has caused u,no remorse whatsoever and jumped into another relationship barely a while after break up for a richer guy i suppose . When she realised the fact that u have a job now, she wanna come back and judging from ur grammars, u are willing to take her back if there aint no hindrances....... Op, to knack ur head just dey hungry ME!........ U and thousands of sissy men out there are the reasons why women see men as toys they could control anyhow, she got ur mumu botton........ ........ U had better wake up from that illusion u called love...... There aint no love anywhere man, where was she when u had nothing ? Where was she when u was struggling ? Do u even know the genuine reason she divorced her husband ?........ Oh oh, uve even impregnated her, abeg abeg abeg carry ur cross........ Be looking for advice when uve already made up ya mind!
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Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Just Stupid Piece Of Poo by nuelsam: 9:49pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
All these rants sef..........ask ursef this question..."If she was my friend or blood brother, would i send it to him?........ Even tho its small buh if i give this money to my mum, won't she be grateful?"........ I aint tryna castigate u for giving her in the first place but remember, ur fam is all u got........ LEECHES aint loyal, i repeat........ LEECHES AINT LOYAL........am i the only one here that is always broke and aint ashamed to tell a girl is she asks money from me? |
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Marry Ebira Women by nuelsam: 8:22pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Adaibeku: Luk at dis eidiot ...see i have no time 4 insult because am stressed out. Disturb me n i lay a multiple curse on u oi! Oi! Stop feeling funky u lil piece of sh.it.......... Stop making dumb comments just for stupid clouts...........u can go to hell now. |
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Marry Ebira Women by nuelsam: 6:36pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Adaibeku: ...
Thats originality baby ...am more mature & experience to be answering soniaqueen or lizzylady I love my people u modafuka yo lil one! Originality aint bouh bearing some gaddam stoneage viz vaz names....nah originality is bouh personality........ Which obviously u don't have. . Ibe sh.it! |
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Marry Ebira Women by nuelsam: 4:49pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Adaibeku: God forbid !
No be only ebira but Ebola girls Pple wey no dey bath ,do dey have toilet in dia houses ..inyama spits with these typa local and lame moniker.....uve sold ursef out already. |
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by nuelsam: 5:05pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
ubunja: you're not being social anymore yh....... Yh she's been a douchy fvcktard |
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by nuelsam: 5:03pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
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Phones › What's The Cost Of Tecno Pop2 Power ? by nuelsam(op): 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Hey guys........ How much can one get a brand new pop2 power ?....... I want to get a mini android for my brother and I've got a 25k budget........ Is it enough ? |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is A Big Blessing. My Experience With Hostkobo by nuelsam: 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Neddstark: You dont even know me and you say I am not good at it? Please go for an IQ test so i was right after all....... U aim was to market ur own brand at the expense of his....... Making his look like a cheap and low brand........ Bro u failed, cos even if i was gon choose a web developer between u two........ Ill choose him, why ? Cos he has the interest of his clients at heart and willing to go extra mile while u are just after the money........ |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is A Big Blessing. My Experience With Hostkobo by nuelsam: 12:41pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Neddstark: Who is this cumdrinking azzwipe. I am sure he has less than 20k in his account and is perfectly satisfied with his poverty. I do web development as a side gig and i am not frustrated. However, im ready to challenge low minds who are willing to bring down the value of the skill. Imagine someone doing website development for 7k. As in are you grey-matter deprived? yen yen yen save all this bullcrap advertisement for some potential customers abeg....... ... U aint even good at it.......... Hw has less than 20k? How the fvck is that ur problem ?........ I don't know how u find it hard to decipher between a person willing to help a young niqqa to build up his business and ur strictly business self. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is A Big Blessing. My Experience With Hostkobo by nuelsam: 9:31am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Neddstark: Hostkobo building a website for 7k shows how hungry he is. He is struck with a poverty mentality and will continually be paid peanuts for being cheap. hey..... Hey hostk.obo aint the reason why u a frustrated dingbat Hating on innocent pple....... Go bite some biscuits........ E-douchbag! |
Romance › Re: Help A Brother by nuelsam: 9:12am On Jun 18, 2019 |
My niqqa dump her ass........ Ur gyal is now a community borehole, u dig? |
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by nuelsam: 9:01am On Jun 18, 2019 |
This is absolutely true......... |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 10:24pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: lol. You still a boy bro.
Your not getting the picture. She was exactly like your girl. And I was like you as well, forming realers.
Now I know better. lol i fvcking struck a nerve....... Go and sin no more bruv....... Stop acting needy and clingy........ This conversation is over! |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 10:08pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: naaahh, this is where you get it all wrong.
I dated a girl few years ago. I was broke and jobless as hell. She took care of me for good 8months. Always giving and dashing me money.
But when i finally arrived, blessed with a job that came with a car and an apartment. I was happy she’s finally gonna enjoy her investment, I wanted to worship her with all I get from my jobs pay. Three months into the new job, caught her with another guy at a mall when she was supposed to be right with her sick mom in her hometown.
I brought out my phone and captured she and the guy on video to show her Incase she wants to lie. She finally came back from her hometown after some days and was all “mummy is really sick” on me. When I bursted her, she denied, then video evidence humbled her, babe cried and begged and begged me for three good months, even her mom had to come in to beg as well. have u ever wondered why she cheated on u with that niqqa?....the thingís that girls don't choose who they love,they are attracted to anyone so far ur game is tight........ Have u ever wondered why girls cheat on their rich bfs with some broke niqqa?........ The answer is simple, that broke niqqa got game and like a magnet... She is attracted to him........ Ur gyal prolly cheated on u cos u was acting needy and clingy.... All caring and all loving,u was at her beck and call.....calling to check on her every damn minute, i tell yur......´that turned her off, that was y she cheated even tho u was comfortable financially....... Everything aint bouh money, some of em gyals will fvck with yur money and dump ya ass cos u boring and all clingy........ Niqqa C A R E L E S S S!! |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 9:38pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: we are saying the same thing bro. Why not just give me her contact and forget about her. Eh brah??
It will save you the stress of coming to nairaland yo ask for advice. Just tryna help you though. dey ur dey abeg....... The ones wey u get, u never press em finish |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: that's what you’ll say now o, when she finally dokk another dlck you’ll make nairaland your shoulder to cry on. i know most of y'all supposed realers should be able to differentiate between a loyal gyal and a player........ Girls mind aint difficult to understand, infact its so fvcking easy........ We've gone on a date 5times, she foot the bills 3times outta 5........ She buys me gifts, clothing accessories and stuffs...even tho i never asked........ I chatted with her momma via skype twice....... U think this typa gyal is a player? Na she even commit the more |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 9:28pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: that's what you’ll say now o, when she finally dokk another dlck you’ll make nairaland your shoulder to cry on. lol...... I got a list(1/7) she's the first on my list fii now........ Thatž y im taking this serious, shes quite emotional(experienced that a lot)........ Buh if eventually she misbehaves, i won't think twice to swerve her........ But i really want her to do the break up not the other way round. |
Romance › Re: I Need Answers by nuelsam(op): 9:20pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
stupidity: you see that’s the bigger problem.
Can you call her up this instant and ask her where she is. I’m dead serious bro.
Call her up immediately and ask her whereabout. she left my zanga some while ago........ I don't need to do that, sounds needy to me....... Even if she cheats, i aint clean neither. |