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neonly:
I didn't really like it because d moment I moved to my own apartment my current wife just moved in with me temporary
U know women now no space for side chick
But unilag girls suffer for my hand sha

chai.... guy

Davash222:
Stressful.. was hard locating 4:20 dealer.

what's 4:20 tho?

As a youth how did you feel, the first day you moved into your own apartment ?

StandUpGuy247:
No darling, I used to be a Beta male (Mr nice guy), and got burned, disrespected and used by women.

Since reading from ubunja, I've reprogrammed my mindset. I now chase the money and tell the bitches to go fvck themselves.

Believe it or not, it has gotten me more respect and girls especially in my street I no longer send are the ones now looking for my attention.

My current babe wanted to play the prank of "no sex before marriage" when we first started. I stood my ground and gave her reasons why it's bulpsh1t especially when you're not a virgin, yet want me to stay loyal.

Guess what, we fvcking steady and although I like her, I'm not letting myself down ever again.

She's even scared I'll leave her cos of how women now spy me

I have a married student that compalined of me being strong headed (not easily controlled). That men generally are "mumu" for women. (In her own words).

I understand ya'll now and I say to myself "Never Again".

never again bruhh

Romanoff:
Economics.

Law of supply and demand.

Teacher asked, " what happens if you made a lot of zobo and no one is buying it?

My answer. "Na to die by drinking excessive zobo o"

lol na cultish u be

I just dey laugh op sha.......she rejected the first,she rejected the second with a flimsy excuse of doubting your love for her,now u moving abroad.....lol bruv,im sure youll update us soon.

Wa....sho ya we re? Ewo loshi gan? Geddifuk out with all these over burnt dodo abeg

BarrSly:
1. A man is never wrong. The moment you tell her ‘baby forgive me I was wrong’ you’ve lost your manhood in their sight. Rather you could approach issues more maturely after ignoring her for a few days or let her bring up the issue and probably apologize as well for something you did lol.
2. Don’t buy her gifts If you feel like, you can buy her gift sha but I advise against that cause na you go buy pant wen she go wear go show off to another nigga.
3. Don’t be needy as a matter of fact quarrel or not just disappear for a little while and let her know you’ve been busy with doing some stuffs to better yourself I swear she’ll die to be a part of that vision.
4. Be confident and independent
5. Don’t be predictable
6. Don’t throw love at her.. make her feel like she has to work to earn your love.

But all of these works faster when you have money or appear as someone who has where he’s going.

Ps: Don’t keep only her so the day she’s off duty you’ll have another one on duty.

Don’t trust her...

1k likes for this Gee.....u sabi

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

u dont have to brag bouh all what u got bruhh......u gonn attract Gold diggers.

She gave a loud fart right beside me.

No o.....na first half be dat, you go prepare for second half as per the soccer wey she be........ I dont know whats wrong with moving on, like u dont have an esteem to protect? Seriously

What do u want us to do now? Plead with Amadioha, so u two could skype with the wall? U dont even know where the fuq she lives bruh

Op is dealing with under age kids.........

Lamanii22:
I'm chubby.. Always have lol.. Sexy chubby.. I have flat tummy too.. But I need it to be flatter... Plus i'm nice..

leave story....youre fat

U just a shoulder to cry on bruhh...she hasnt gotten over the said guy.......infact she cant get over him cos most girls love it when u hurt their feelings....they find it hard to let go.

U did great....u upheld the bro code....just that the douchbag u call a friend didnt see through the line,now he'll have to learn the hard way.

Move out of your comfort zone...... Im quite sure one of the reasons for your fears is that youve got a low self esteem and its kinda affecting you psychologically hence why u result to isolate yourself from people often.....if u want to conquer your fears,the first step i think you should take is dealing with your self worth.

Well tbh...u just being plain stupid bruhh......hes still asking for advice, like seriosly? Even my dog cant be as brainless and clueless as this....... Mumu man
until she wrecks zour business completely, thats when youll learn.

NOETHNICITY:
The exact reason am scared to relocate from my current place.
It's like there is loads of luck packed inside the house.

My landlord told me while I was about to rent the place that no occupant of that very flat has ever packed out unless they are moving into their own apartment. Seems very real

Ado Ekiti?

Inzaghifilippo:
I have done soapy several times but dude masturbation is for losers. Soapy don tire me

then i guess..... Paying just to thrust ur D into a dirty bottomless pit is for Winners.

Jo Soapy!

Yeah sure....... Girls gist about their sexcapades with guys(only with their close friends tho).......these days they even do it more, compared to guys ..........guys are waking up, so most of us have realized that kiss and Tell is being bitchy and childish.

When i see em back to back bashes on the mgtow movement.....i cant help but laugh at u lots cos u fighting a lost cause.......ive been on this forum for quite a while now and ive seen a lot... Ive seen a whole lot of monikers bashing Mgtow....some even go as far as creating a thread at 3:15 Am lol........ Where are they now? They all gone, i mean GOnE but the Mgtow is still as fresh as ever, why? Because its a movement and yall just trolls.........as for u,i dont know how long u gonn last but one thing is sure....youll get tired after realising the obvious fact that theres nothing u can do about this........e be things things!

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Im still wondering what this picture has to do with the post.

Type532:
wow, when you think you have seen it all.

Yeah....people do a lot of stupid things lately just for retweets.......no be today,em buckle for twitter.
A random chick will just post an unclad picture of herself with the caption "will u have me for dinner?"
as per the pizza wey u be na.....eleribuu

The system is bleeped.....theres nothing u can do about it.

SpatialKing:
I thought as the king of the street he will go to the street to get a bride? They keep deceiving our youths while they live their own life up thight....
Don't be surprised Naira Mali won't endup marrying a Malian

lol funnily enough...aisha has been with him even when he was in the slum........theyve been dating for a long time now.........so u basically wrong

Just be YOU...... Most of these gyals are just time bombs waiting to explode......they carry all sorts of diseases and whats not......like u rightly put it
go for a woman and not a girl.