Are you not a man or are you in a same-sex marriage?

PAGAN9JA:
Im lucky i found a match who can farm, cook, clean, do all household chores not just without complaining, but with enthusiasm and full interest in it.

Zzor:
I hate men that can Cook,them go get wahala

You can't feed me rubbish and shorten my lifespan. If the wahala that you avoid is because I won't eat rubbish, then that's a welcome wahala.

I know how to cook too, and I have run into problems just twice.

The first time, my babe could cook but was always worried I didn't find her food appetizing. Granted my cooking had more flavor and richer/multi-layered taste compared to hers, I still happily ate everything she gave me.

The second babe couldn't cook when I met her, but she liked how I handle food prep and cooking, she made me teach her all my methods.

The third babe was a horrible cook, either she burnt food, or she oversalted, or overcooked. However, she was very arrogant and always insisted that there was nothing better than her food in the whole wide world. We dated for two years, but in all that time, I only ate her food in the first six months of our relationship. After that, I handled the cooking or we ordered take out.

Yes, Nigerian women hate men who can cook. I think it's mostly because of the fact that they can't do shakara with food that causes the jealousy or anger, whichever you choose to see it.

Chii59:

Piss off, boy

I can write my name in sand with my piss... what can you do with yours?

Chii59:

My deepest wish is for you to buy me redmi note 9 for my upcoming birthday.

I don't have money, but I can buy u Nokia torchlight... is it not just to put SIM?

Or we could even ask AlexReports for Vivian's contact. I'm sure she will buy it for you once she sees you're much more prettier. Will that work?

Chii59:

Yawns
Are you talking to me?

Yes, Chinasa... na u I dey follow talk. Tell me your deepest wishes

Chii59:
Everybody is now a beauty queen.
Still, I fine pass this babe

But she don get money pass you... dat wan nko?

deepwater:
Did you know that the real niggar guy have never smoked a weed or banged a pussy ever before ?

Deepwater go and fish, stop saying crap.

YungMike:
FIFA World Player of the Year - 2003, 2000, 1999.
Ballon d'Or- 1998
FIFA World Cup Golden Ball - 2006
The Best FIFA Men's Coach - 2017
& more......
One Cannot be Perfect as a PLAYER as well as well as a MANAGER....unless you're Zenidine Zidane.
When you're Good, you're good.



Meanwhile, If you've anyone traveling outside Nigeria or a Nigerian living outside the country that wants a calling service that'd enable him/her call family and friends in Nigeria at a very cheap rate with no roaming fees... Please check signature for contact.

I have two agents and want to setup calling for them... do you have such plans? I'm attracted by the cheap pricing you mentioned.

Nice boxy car.

Johnnyessence:
pour*

Poured*

I can usually tell. Orgasm is always followed by closed eyes, a look and expression of utter helplessness, creamy discharge and shaking.

Sometime ago I was having at it with this girl when she began faking, I knew I hadn’t done anything so it was very clear to me that she was faking. I increased the tempo and went to town. I gave her all my secret saucy stokes, I kissed her lips, tickled her tips, gyrated my waist, stroked the clit... Boom... uncontrollable moaning and writhing and screaming and she calling on her mother and Jesus for help. Eventually I released her because I did not want her to faint.

From that day, she never tried to fake again.

beckhart:
Studio Apartment available for Monthly Rent or short let at Seaside Estate, Badore, Ajah, Lagos.

- 24 hour power supply
-Water
-Fairly furnished

Contact; 08037287322.

Hello, I’m interested in this. I currently rent with Rentsmall small but I’m looking for other options.

I sent u a pm.

Ijaycool:



FBI or DSS

Alausa
Daystar

Ijaycool:
You see eeh, celebrity evaluation and rating is usually based on fan-base especially when it's a voting system.

Mike was not the best dressed male.

It should be between Sheyi, Elozona of BBNaija and one guy a striped native-like suit-ish dress (pix attached), I don't really know these celebrities by name forgive me.

But Mike already has that 'Classic Man' air around him, so even if he wore skulls, he would be voted by his fans.

King of Boys should have an Award.
I am surprised there was no award given to King of Boys.

I dislike Tacha, but she was better dressed than Mercy, but same theory of Fandom.

Cohbams is a Legend.

Did you attend Imsu?

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hucknall:
Lifeless as usual

It bad.

oka4ugoo:
Clubkonnect I've done all you said I should do mbok credit my wallet now. Why you wan chop my hard earned money? Na bad thing say I do business with you? Nairalander abeg make una help me beg Clubkonnect to credit my wallet or refund me my money.

They won't. They scammed me of 2900 back in 2015.

Gulher:
hello sir, please do you have rewriting, research, editing or any other remote job that I can do? I'm penniless and I don't know what I can do to get money. Really depressed.

Try to get into Upwork. There's a lot of jobs there. As an agency, I meet most of my prospects there.

Gulher:
hello sir, please do you have rewriting, research, editing or any other remote job that I can do? I'm penniless and I don't know what I can do to get money. Really depressed.

Sorry, I don't have any gigs at the moment.

Osagyefo98:
Try and employ as much Awawa youths as possible to make them useful.

They can't do that work... Means they have no time to get high, jive like demons and Bleep like rabbits and spawn unwanted children

ManishSmith:



I know someone that can help you get it

I am interested, please.

Uniquekriss:
i can get the local flute for you depending on your location in the country, well carved and built

Really? I am interested. I am in Lagos. I can pay for it by courier.

How do we proceed?

twosquare:
Okay. Try Getbarter by Flutterwave for the virtual stuff or find a trusted exchanger here to pay for you

I will checkout Flutterwave. Due to the nature of my work, I can't have agents licensing anything. Thank you!

twosquare:
What happened to the second option?

They have strict controls. You cannot use a card not issued in the locality you are in or the address that you are using. Also, they may revoke the license and seize all your work if they find out you skirted the safeguards.

Probably gonorrhea.

Go and talk to a pharmacist.

twosquare:
Use a virtual card you can load with $. I think you should just choose US as your country and use a Mastercard anyway. The equivalent will be taken.

Have you tried any virtual card service? The option sounds interesting, but I don't know any trustworthy ones.

Hello house.

So today, I tried to license Adobe Creative Suite for work, but I found out that Nigeria is excluded from their offerings. They directed me to a local agent who quoted me an outrageous price for the license; Adobe sells the monthly license $99, but the Nigerian company effectively wanted to sell it for $155 per month.

For those who have gotten past this hurdle, what are you using?

Please, share it with us. Thank you.

We shall hit one thousand very soon. Sans lockdown, the figure would have in the 100k range by now.

Our tropical weather also seems to be helping the slowing of the spread.

Also, I have a deep longing for the sounds of my childhood. I grew up somewhere in Enugu. I remember there a lot of palm trees in our area; we lived at the edge of town, so we had a lot of vegetation. There was this old man who owned a lot of palms. I remember every morning after the last cockcrow; he used to play the Oja at his frontage. His play was sentimental; it was mystical, and it was almost spiritual. I remember the deep piercing tunes, slow-sad renditions that struck the heart with mighty force.

I long for that sound right now.

If you sell Oja (Igbo Flute), please mention me. If you know where I can buy, please mention me. Thank you.