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Business / Re: How Much Have You Made In This Lockdown Period? by NUJABEZ: 11:34pm On Apr 22, 2020
I think I made around N1.2m in the period from March 15th to April 20th. However, staff salary, office space, and benevolence have eaten more than 80% of the funds.

To be honest, I have no idea there is even lockdown in terms of workload, revenue, and business growth. At home, we haven't lacked for anything. I bought three months of unlimited data, stocked up on supplies, and a couple of other things.

My business is a remote-first company, and I have no plans of returning to the office until mid-2021.

In another unrelated or maybe related matter; I am on the brink of losing my mind. I have been pining for the sounds of my childhood. I feel a little bit down mentally, and I need to play the Oja (Igbo flute). If you know how I can buy this instrument, please mention me. If you sell Igbo wind musical instruments, please mention me. I am on the verge of whatever it is I am on its verge.

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Crime / Re: Four Nigerian Students In Canada Wanted For $2 Million Dollar Romance Scam by NUJABEZ: 12:40pm On Apr 17, 2020
khiaa:
It's always Nigerians. They aren't even good looking.

Those photos are passports that is why they are unflattering. Look closely, I'm sure you will agree they look better than you.
Romance / Re: Leaked Whatsapp Chat Shows How A Guy Won The Heart Of A Girl That Got People Tal by NUJABEZ: 1:39am On Feb 23, 2020
I think it is staged, but what do I know.

If you're looking for digital marketing work/fulltime -- then please check out my profile.

I have two open positions I need to fill by March. I encourage you to apply or refer someone who might have the experience. Cheers!

Romance / Re: Unbelievable; A Man Got Trapped Inside His Wife While Making Love To Her. by NUJABEZ: 1:37am On Feb 23, 2020
Vaginisumisis or whatever it is called.

In other news, I am looking for a digital marketer to join my company. I encourage to check out the job posting on my profile and apply.

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Celebrities / Re: LIAR! Mandy Obi Who Claims She Is An Actress Exposed As A Prostitute In Badoo by NUJABEZ: 1:35am On Feb 23, 2020
I think that it is fake.

But in other news, I've got a pretty exciting gig. I encourage you to check out the job description on my profile and apply.

Work resumes March 3rd.

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Education / Re: Why Albert Einstein's Brain Was Removed After His Death by NUJABEZ: 1:29am On Feb 23, 2020
They removed his brain so that it could be preserved for future study. I thought that was an open secret.

Anyways, I am looking for two candidates to join my company. If you're in Lagos, and have dabbled in the digital marketing space, I encourage you to take a look.

Good pay. Good working environment. Get your work done and go home. Bonus points if you're on the mainland.

Celebrities / Re: Who Knows The Usefulness Of This Pocket In Jeans (photos) by NUJABEZ: 6:02pm On Feb 19, 2020
I heard smokers hide their weed capsules in it.

Functionality follows form yo!

On the other hand, there is an opening for a digital marketing associate in an agency in Lagos. Comes with cool benefits and pays N100-150K

Please, apply here if you're interested: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Talks About How God Blessed Him After Losing His Son 19 Months Ago by NUJABEZ: 5:58pm On Feb 19, 2020
Losing a child is such a harrowing experience. I feel for him, and I am happy he's back on his feet, and has a new bundle of joy.

In the meantime, JOB ALERT!

If you're a digital marketer looking for a long-term opportunity, please, check out this opening and apply: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency

Pays N100-150K per month with other cool benefits.

Apply today!
Romance / Re: See What People Did To A Slay Queen Goat That Refused To Feed Her Baby. PHOTOS by NUJABEZ: 5:56pm On Feb 19, 2020
Slay queens have suffered in you people's hands, but thankfully, digital marketers will never.

Hey! If you're a digital marketer who is looking for opportunities, please, check out this opening and apply if you feel you're the right person: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency
Crime / Re: Breaking! Breaking!! Breaking!!! Robbery At First Bank, Akure. PICS attached by NUJABEZ: 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2020
It is their own bsuiness. I have no business with them.

In the meantime, job alert! Looking for a skilled digital marketer. If you're interested, please, check out the job posting and apply or refer someone to apply: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency
Politics / Re: Who Is Leaking Official Documents From Abba Kyari’s Office? by NUJABEZ: 5:53pm On Feb 19, 2020
I am so happy this is happening because other we would not know what is going on in the government.

These people are so secluded but thankfully my company is not, and we're looking for a skilled digital marketer.

Please, apply or recommend to someone who might need the job and meets the requirements to apply. Salary is N100-150K

https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency
Romance / Re: Would You Concentrate In Church If Your Pastor Wife Looks Like This? by NUJABEZ: 5:52pm On Feb 19, 2020
I will concentrate and focus until I turn into a concentrate.

In the meanwhile, if you're a digital marketer who needs a longterm and stable job, you live in Lagos as well, please, check out my job posting on this page: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency
Romance / Re: Guy Dancing With His Lady Confused As He Sees Another Lady's Ass (photos) by NUJABEZ: 5:51pm On Feb 19, 2020
That's hilarious.

In the meantime, please, if you're a digital marketer and need a long-term and secure job, please, check out this job posting: https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Observation by NUJABEZ: 2:28pm On Feb 19, 2020
I am not saying I offer a better opportunity than INEC, but at least our in-house systems will allow you upload a passport.

If you're a digital marketer or content writer, there is an opportunity. Salary is N100K+ for starters, and you would work out of a really cool office: Workstation!

Check out this post and if that sounds like you, please apply.

https://www.nairaland.com/5695635/digital-marketing-associate-growing-agency

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Jobs/Vacancies / Digital Marketing Associate for Project Management Agency by NUJABEZ: 2:21pm On Feb 19, 2020
Project management company serving the US and UK markets out of Lagos, Nigeria. Our clients are mostly marketing agencies who need who need campaign support.

Now looking for a digital marketing associate to be the go-to person to help in all work-related matters, a self-starter that knows how to drive themselves on the right path; quick problem solver with high intuition that is not afraid to lead and march forward. Not afraid of asking questions to make sure they are clear on goals and targets. A finisher.


PERSONAL REQUIREMENTS

- Personal laptop with at least core i5 processor and 4gb of memory
- Access to high-speed internet
- Looking for a full-time job
- Impeccable English language skills (writing especially).
- Pleasant-nature and fun to work with


QUALIFICATIONS

- At least one year of Digital Marketing experience
- Project management experience
- Familiarity with SEO, PPC, Analytics, WordPress, and B2B email
- Exceptional grasp of the English language
- Can type 45+ WPM
- Ability to learn fast
- PMP Certification (nice to have)

BENEFITS

- Salary: N120-N150K per month
- 24/7 access to WORKSTATION coworking spaces
- Overtime pay
- Mentorship and training opportunities


Please, apply here: https://forms.gle/1imHcGsxN6kEpwbS7

Crime / Re: Ifyalways Did Not PM Or Email You by NUJABEZ: 1:32am On Jan 21, 2020
ifyalways:
Seen


Ify are you sharing money?
Sports / Re: Henry Onyekuru Rejoins Galatasaray Till Season End From Monaco FC by NUJABEZ: 10:02am On Jan 07, 2020
anochuko01:
Another "grandpa" claiming youth.
The hype around this guy back then ehn! Yet some mofos be screaming that English media hype their players.

I'll rather hype a truly 18yrs old greenwood than this old man grin grin grin

Anyways, enjoy your stay in gala.

Don't be so bitter. Your last line does not absolve you of all the bitterness you spewed.

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Romance / Re: I Just Saved A Union And I Am So Proud Of Myself! by NUJABEZ: 9:31pm On Jan 03, 2020
RoyalBlu:
Nice one sis. kiss

What you did was noble.

You're a Queen.

Your King is just around the bend. Hold up.

Abegiii... there's no king for her anymore.




Romance / Re: I Love Her But She's Not Intelligent Advice Me Please by NUJABEZ: 11:53pm On Dec 26, 2019
I used to date one dumb girl like that... Never again.

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Romance / Re: I Easily Lose Interest In Guys, Will I Regret This? by NUJABEZ: 10:18am On Dec 26, 2019
healthserve:
Stop using people. Be better. Stop taking people for a ride with your emotional recklessness


Use and discard. Passive Narcissistic personality disorder. Go see a therapist. You're a destroyer


You also have an over-inflated ego. The world doesn't revolve around you. And No, you're not too good for everyone.


You're an egomaniac that exists for feel-good vibes only with a detached feeling from regular existence. Go see a therapist. You're pathetic

You're are just like Cynthia, and only thing I have to tell you from the depths of my heart is may serious thunder turn you to charcoal.

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Music/Radio / Re: 2019: Your Best Local And International Artistes/Songs? by NUJABEZ: 6:35pm On Dec 24, 2019
UdyOgwoUde:
Abuja to Adamawa that is 12 hrs is N4,500 by road as we speak. Minna to Katsina 8 hours drive is N2500. Abuja to Maiduguri that is as far like one trekking from Nigeria to Ghana is just N5,000
But Abuja to Nsukka that is 6 hrs is N11,500 as at Yesterday. Flight from Abuja to Owerri is N71000.
Meanwhile, there is no Fuel scarcity, d road and air remains d same.

Who is really MARGINALIZING who in Nigeria?


Nigeria is a free market economy where prices are determined by demand and supply. I rather see it as a good thing that the eastern travel market can bear such prices because it shows that the purchasing power of the south and or southeast is high.

The market is the marginalizer.

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Romance / Re: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by NUJABEZ: 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2019
I have fourteen guys whom I regard as friends. Not only are we friends, but we were also born in the same street, we grew up in the same compound, we came of age together. Collectively, I’d say we have known each other since birth.


Out of these fourteen people, thirteen are into Yahoo. They’re quite successful too. I am, I think, the most academically gifted amongst them all, but I am also the least successful in monetary terms. Abdul has built a 12-room mansion in Abeokuta, Kareem runs a thriving car-wash and lounge business; Dike currently lives in Cyprus where he married to a Cypriot, have 3 kids, and living large; Chisom is now a car dealer -- his dealership in Oregun contains more than 40 assorted and exotic cars; Dare runs a printing press that is contracted to the Lagos State Government till 2023; Jabba owns a wholesale liquor business that, according to him, moves 5000 crates of beer per week; Me, Nujabes, what do I own? Nothing much I should say.

Are my happy that I do not have as much money as they do? No, I am not. Am I envious of their success at the moment? God Forbid!

I have one thing that they could never have: I have a clean heart. My conscience does not prick me. I can boldly tell anyone what my line of work entails.

Two weeks ago, I was invited by Ikeja Local Government to coach in workers Digital Innovation and management. In the first week of February, I am going all the way to Calabar to coach another group on Digital Innovation. I love what I do even though it is not generating much money, but I know that with time, my efforts will accumulate. I am using my mind and creating value, growing mentally and spiritually.

You said it will take 15 years to accumulate the money they have, well, why not start now? In 15yrs you will be 47 if you ask me that's a great age to retire.


Some facts that you should consider:

1. I can boldly tell people what my work entails
2. I create value in society; I do not take value
3. My mind is very sharp because I have taken pain to develop myself.
4. Hard work will grow you mentally and spiritually.


It is par for the course to experience feelings of envy or regret when we see our peers doing well in comparison to us. However, an ethical and morally sound person, which you seem to be will not dwell on it, because the satisfaction that comes from doing the right thing should out-weigh whatever monetary gains that could have come from compromising your moral stand.



Bottle up these feelings of disgust and regret; seek ways to develop your self. Do you know where the cushy jobs you speak of are? Reach out to those companies unrelentingly. If you want to do business, develop your business plan, pour all your energies into it.


The heart of what I am trying to say is this: this bad energy that has gotten you down has no place in your life if you want to beat your unethical friends -- you need to up your hustle as well.

NAMES WERE CHANGED.

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Romance / Re: Man Standing Alone While His Friends Are Busy With Their Women - Romance - by NUJABEZ: 6:21pm On Dec 20, 2019
So what?? Is the value of a man now wholly tied to having a partner?

Look at the man, is his face downcast? Is his head drooping in shame? Is he not striking a cool pose?

Woman. Woman. Sex. Sex. That's what most of y'all empty headed folks think and talk about.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by NUJABEZ: 9:30am On Dec 13, 2019
harlimy:
*People of God, bring all your funds to Alimi TH, your most trusted exchanger in all the seven kingdoms*

Instant payment as usual.

Can you help me receive PP of $300 from my client?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by NUJABEZ: 9:27am On Dec 13, 2019
I need a trusted exchanger to help me out here. My client wants to pay me $300 via PayPal. I don't have a PayPal account. Can a trusted person help me out?

I am going to show all requested proof.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by NUJABEZ: 3:55pm On Nov 30, 2019
Any streaming link pleaseeee!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by NUJABEZ: 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2019
Any link for steaming please? Share abeg!!
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by NUJABEZ: 1:47pm On Nov 26, 2019
Cold circle is a terrible product, but it gets the job done.

Don't break up with him, just let him know that he just has to change to something else because gold circle numbs your vagina.

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