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Romance / Re: After This Scar Will She Now Let Me Be... (graphic Photo) by NUJABEZ: 10:33pm On Mar 23, 2019
In this case, resistance should have been met with resistance. Seeing how abusive she is, a repeat will occur with another person, and I truly hope that man or woman will beat her like a 2-year-old until she pisses her pants.


I also will not be surprised if they get back together. For OP to have endured all of this, it tells me he has a huge allowance for crap.


Anyone who hits me, I always make sure to hit back except that is not well advised. Three years ago I was at computer village, and one woman slapped me because I was running away from a speeding vehicle and stepped on her. I just regained my balance and gave her a nice jab on her forehead that almost made her run mad because the pain was truly life-changing.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by NUJABEZ: 9:26am On Mar 21, 2019
Who can help me receive $200 with a US bank account?

Does anyone know a reliable exchanger that they can refer me?
Health / Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by NUJABEZ: 1:53am On Mar 21, 2019
I remember I was once in Ops shoes. It wasn't funny.

I remember when I was 15 and at a family gathering, my mom saw my little cousin nude and screamed that his ntanta was bigger and longer than mine. She wasn't joking.

In 2006 when I got access to Google, I started researching. I found a forum about growing your schlong through exercise. I read up and started practicing. Today, I am so hung I can shift uterus if I want although I always take it easy. Sex is meant to be pleasurable not insufferable.

You're young. Your body is conducive to exercise fueled growth, so do your self a favor and start exercising your tool.

20 minutes per day for the next one year is your time investment. Ten minutes in the morning and ten minutes in the night.

STEPS

1. Achieve a full erection
2. Slather some lotion on your erect member
3. Try to use your prostate muscle (clench your ass to feel this group of muscles) to raise your di. Cc
4.Use your two hands to gently and firmly stretch out your member.
5. Continuously massage, tug, and stroke
5. Be gentle and firm to avoid tearing your penile tissues

The end result is that in the next six months, you will notice a difference in size. Consolidate your gains in the second six months.

OR FORGET EVERYTHING I'VE WRITTEN AND GOOGLE 'JELQING' EXERCISE.

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Technology Market / Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by NUJABEZ: 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2019
Technology Market / Re: SHOP & SHIP ON AMAZON, EBAY, USA AND UK SITES by NUJABEZ: 9:17pm On Mar 11, 2019
Romance / Re: I Think My Husband Is Cheating On Me, What Can I Do by NUJABEZ: 10:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
I don't blame the man, and I don't blame you.

Love doesn't last forever, and twenty-two years is a very long time for some men who are polygamous in nature.
Pets / Re: I have N20K -- Offer Me A Puppy. Location: Lagos by NUJABEZ: 3:54pm On Mar 03, 2019
I have gotten a puppy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by NUJABEZ: 10:02pm On Feb 27, 2019
Thanks for all your responses! I am reviewing all the applications and will follow with more information in the next few days for the shortlisted candidates. I will also send an update to everyone who applied by 03.March.19.

No longer accepting applications. This thread will also not be updated after this post.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by NUJABEZ: 5:08pm On Feb 27, 2019
RAFIC:
Hi Ify,

I can do all of the above listed there, but I am not so proficient at graphics yet... The major problem, though, is that I'm based in PH. If it's a work from home opportunity, can that be arranged?

Hello RAFIC... really appreciate your interest. In my experience, freelancers (with whom I have worked at least) not living in Lagos or Ibadan tend to have many difficulties with delivering their work. That said, please, send me an email at [removed] so that we can schedule a call.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by NUJABEZ: 8:51am On Feb 27, 2019
iamclime:
I can do all the above minus the SEO and Graphics design part (still trying to learn that soon). I am really interested in virtual/telecommuting jobs. I have the system and power requirements. What say you?

That's awesome to hear. Please, fill out the form so that we can get to know a little about you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by NUJABEZ: 8:50am On Feb 27, 2019
YUSUPH1986:

hi ify, I have all the qualities required but just want to ask the genuity of this stuff, I have been a victim of virtual assistance

I am sorry about your experience, but this is a genuine position.

Just like other VA's I've hired before, I will put your first month's salary in an escrow account. If you prefer Upwork, or Freelancer, we could use those platforms to process your payments, at least for the first few months, until we have built trust.

Let me know if you have any further questions, please.

Once again -- never ever start working without working out a secure means of payment -- there are too many predators out there!
Celebrities / Re: The Boob Movement Author And Her Stunning Boobs Present In New Sultry Photograph by NUJABEZ: 7:18am On Feb 27, 2019
She looks great!


Anyways, my business needs a VA and I am searching for one right now!

Salary: N120K per month with cool bonuses!!


https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed

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Phones / Re: Oppo’s Folding Phone May Have Dodged The Galaxy Fold’s Biggest Problems by NUJABEZ: 7:18am On Feb 27, 2019
Nice! Giving sammy a run for their money!

Anyways, my business needs a VA and I am searching for one right now!

Salary: N120K per month with cool bonuses!!


https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed
Politics / Re: As The Battle For The Next Senate President Begins... by NUJABEZ: 7:15am On Feb 27, 2019
I am so happy Akpabio lost. It is one of the best outcomes of this election!

There's a virtual assistant job up for grabs here: https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed

Salary: N120K. Apply now!
Politics / Re: I Have Fulfilled My Promise To Retire Akume - Ortom by NUJABEZ: 7:14am On Feb 27, 2019
You have done your bit, sir!

There's ready made job waiting for you here: https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed

N120K per month is cool cash. Apply now!
Romance / Re: Women Pretend Like They Don't Like It But They Love It by NUJABEZ: 7:13am On Feb 27, 2019
Stop wasting time on sex -- there's a great job waiting online for you. 120k per month is not beans!!

https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: IF You Stay In Lekki, Ikate, Jakande Kindly Read by NUJABEZ: 7:11am On Feb 27, 2019
There's a N120,000 offer for qualified candidates here, and it's all online!

https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed
Politics / Re: This Is What Buhari's Victory Means by NUJABEZ: 7:11am On Feb 27, 2019
Let the best come out.

Virtual Assistant Needed

If you can write to a high standard, and can easily write tons of emails per day without breaking sweat. Check out this vacancy: https://www.nairaland.com/5049435/virtual-impeccable-attention-detail-needed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can One Rent An Apartment Of 250k Per Annum With 80k Job? by NUJABEZ: 7:01am On Feb 27, 2019
I have heard that rent should not be more than 20% of yearly income. I think it might be too expensive for you at this time, but if you value good accommodation more than clothes or, alcohol, and other considerations, you should totally be fine.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANTS IN LAGOS OR IBADAN WANTED. SALARY: NGN120,000 PER MONTH!!!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf5JcWzyDxpNiRcrjX1ocJpvA9ezWNURmCF2WMQtk2FvJBZvA/viewform?usp=sf_link

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Jobs/Vacancies / Closed by NUJABEZ: 6:53am On Feb 27, 2019
I am a digital marketer who just landed a huge contract with two US firms. I now need someone to join me and my team (two other virtual assistants) to help accomplish some day to day administrative duties. This position is fully work-from-home, and is open to people in Lagos and Ibadan ONLY.

Job Description

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT
Be the go-to person to help in all work-related items, self-starter that knows to drive himself on the right path, quick problem solver with high intuition that is not afraid to lead and march forward. Not afraid of asking questions to make sure you are clear on your goals and targets with a high delivery rate. The right person for this job loves to read. Can follow written instructions to the letter. Can learn new tools and platforms with ease. Has a good memory to juggle all the moving parts that the position entails. As a VA you will read and process tons of information per day at work, so it is important that you have hawk-like attention to detail.

REQUIREMENTS

- Stable power supply (standby generator)
- Personal laptop with at least core i5 processor
- 4G internet
- Looking for a fulltime job
- Impeccable English language skills (writing especially).
- Pleasant and hardworking personality
- Has capacity for an 8hr work day, five days a week
- Customer service experience
- Coachable personality
- Experience working online (nice to have)



BENEFITS

- Salary: N120,000 per month
- Internet bonus: NGN9,000 per month
- Access to insider knowledge about lead generation business online
- Access to 5 co-working spaces in Lagos
- Commission on specific tasks
- Overtime pay

If you have internet marketing knowledge, are very handy with computers, can write to a high standard, have SEO, graphic design, or sales skills... please get in touch with me by filling out this form:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf5JcWzyDxpNiRcrjX1ocJpvA9ezWNURmCF2WMQtk2FvJBZvA/viewform?usp=sf_link

I look forward to hearing from you. Please comment below for any questions you have.

Cheers,
Ify.
Politics / Re: Atiku Floors Buhari In Governor Ambode’s Ward by NUJABEZ: 2:36pm On Feb 24, 2019
naijaguy123456:
Am getting new generator ,plasma TV and best electronics from Ibo shop we will break if PDP wins Lagos.
All you Igbo IPOB better pray PDP don't win Lagos.

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How many can you carry? Steal 100, your people will buy 1000 units from us in the open market. No shaking.
Romance / Re: *Never Mind* by NUJABEZ: 8:48pm On Feb 17, 2019
Draken:
I admire the fact that woman #2 told you early on in your meeting with her that she has a kid. It shows honesty and thats something you won't find alot. They are a countless amount of men who only find out years later that their women has a kid with another man.

Its entirely your choice whether you want to begin a relationship with her but since your a single man with no kids I highly recommend that you DONT DO IT. Heres a few reasons why:
•You will never be her first priority
•The child is not yours biologically and never will be
•The social stigma that you will get from men may be a bit too much
•Its sounds as if your giving them too much emotional access to you early in the relationship.

You speak the truth, I may be a little too trusting and feeling for my own good. I agree that things are a little rushed, but I do feel knowing this lady and becoming quite serious with her in such a short span of time is worth it. I like things really intense. I've adopted calm for the coming months so that I can really analyze everything. Thank you for your post.
Romance / Re: *Never Mind* by NUJABEZ: 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2019
vikkimimi:


Oga sir, there's a difference between romance /sex and a relationship. okay?

Well, you're probably right. But, I ve never been short of enriching female company.
Politics / Re: PDP Dares INEC, Re-open Presidential Campaign On Monday by NUJABEZ: 8:44pm On Feb 17, 2019
They're following the letter of the law, not hi g wrong with that. The spirit of the act they are basing reopening of campaigns is being ignored. I guess Inec ordered the cessation of campaigns to quieten the polity, but knowing the useless APC, they are probably running around in circles trying to buy votes.


Research for research.
War chest for war chest
Blood for blood
Social media for social media

Monkey see, monkey do. APC, monkey. PDP, monkey.
Romance / Re: *Never Mind* by NUJABEZ: 2:03pm On Feb 17, 2019
vikkimimi:
You seem to be desperately in need of a relationship... there's no big deal in dating a single mother, especially if she's loving and understanding. But if you ain't too satisfied with it, TAKE A CHILL PILL, relax and you'll find a single girl even when you ain't searching.

Very wrong. I have never been in short supply of romance and sex for more than a decade now.
Romance / Re: *Never Mind* by NUJABEZ: 2:03pm On Feb 17, 2019
You people are harsh oh!

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Romance / *Never Mind* by NUJABEZ: 2:15pm On Feb 16, 2019
Thread cleansed.

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Romance / Re: The Most Wasted Money In This World Is The Money You Spent On Girlfriends - Reno by NUJABEZ: 7:21pm On Feb 11, 2019
Glink2018:


Shola and Debbie that reciprocated your kind gesture is one out of 100. Many ladies have that form of entitlement...and once you can't meet your "obligation" they will throw you out like pack of sugar....
Please spend wisely...
I'm talking from experience.


I enter into relationships with lots of care. One day or the other, you have to spend.
Romance / Re: The Most Wasted Money In This World Is The Money You Spent On Girlfriends - Reno by NUJABEZ: 1:06pm On Feb 11, 2019
SmartyPants:


So what happened with you and Debbie?

We are only good friends but not lovers.
Romance / Re: The Most Wasted Money In This World Is The Money You Spent On Girlfriends - Reno by NUJABEZ: 12:16pm On Feb 11, 2019
I disagree with Reno on this one, and I'll tell you why.


In 2012, I dated Shola for two years. In the middle of that I had serous health issues. Shola rallied around and raised money on the night of my health crisis so that I could be admitted. Money spent on Shola was not a waste.


In 2016, I was dating Debbie when I suddenly lost my job without any warning. After four months, my savings ran out. Debbie split her salary with me for three months.

Money is an instrument that anyone can use to advance their goals.

Use your money to find people who are aligned with your goals and trajectory in life; any money you spend in the relationship will bring their dividends in due time.


My father once told me the story of how a woman he had a very brief romantic relationship with some twenty prior in the university met him at a very challenging time, and helped him secure a multimillion contract that lifted him up once more.


I guess what Reno should be telling young people out there is that they should at all times execute their spending in a way that guarantees a sort of return in the future.

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Romance / Re: Before I Get Married, He Must Swear That Anyone Who Cheats Dies - Nigerian Lady by NUJABEZ: 4:45pm On Feb 05, 2019
Religion, sex, and romance are the opium of the Nigerian masses.

That girl has stone age mentality. Every true hustler must steer clear of people like her because they bring nothing but demons, strife and obstacles.

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