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Health / Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by NUJABEZ: 4:24pm On Aug 14, 2023
tonicyril:
Doctor in the house please help. For the past 7 or 8 months now I have bn having this serious rashes on my body, fully concentrated on my genitals and my inner laps those I am feeling the tingling sensation all over my body but that of my laps and genitals are unbearable.

Now I don't wear boxers again else I will regret my decision, even without wearing the boxer I am always in pains and feel uneasy as I always scratch my body every minute.

The tins shows on my body like I am having measles but it's not measles

I have gone to our local doctor he prescribed drugs for me but it did not go, I went to the chemist I usually patronise and she sold drugs to me, now I use to buy the drugs every weeks still this tin refuses to go.
My woman called another nurse of her, she prescribed an injection for me and my woman, each injection is 14k, now I have bought two of it yet the symptoms persists

What do I use pls, doctor in the house.


Now I can't stay for 10sec without scratching my body as I use to feel the tingling and biting sensation all over my body..pls help me embarassed embarassed embarassed

Hello,

From the pictures I can see, it looks as though you have contracted SCABIES.

Just go to Chemist and buy Benzyl Benzoate lotion, should be under 1000 naira, and apply to the whole of your body after bathing with warm water and dettol.

Take care the amount you apply especially around sensitive areas because the lotion is very hot to the skin. After three days of morning and night application, the scabies should all die.

Next would be to wash every bedding, underwear, and towel that you have with piping hot water. The reason is because the mites that cause this infection can live for very long on surfaces, so if you're treating your body without treating the hosts, the infestation and infection will re-occur.

Your babe also needs to do the same thing i.e apply the lotion and treat garments with hot water since you've been in close contact with her.

Whatever you do, stop scratching because the scars from this thing almost never fades.

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Business / Re: Naira Drops Slightly To ₦763.17/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by NUJABEZ: 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2023
lexy2014:


What are those "pressing and capital matters"?

Is it because of money used in propping up the naira that there's no money to invest in "pressing and capital matters"?

Isn't it this same APC that told nigerians that N200 was too high for a dollar?

You don't have to bark all the time.
Business / Re: Naira Drops Slightly To ₦763.17/$ On Investors & Exporters' FX Window by NUJABEZ: 6:50pm On Jun 21, 2023
Not too bad. I would like to see a stable exchange rate, and if possible the money used in propping up the Naira should be invested into pressing and capital matters.

We can only hope. I guess this website is the new Abokifx since Seun is promoting it

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area Now? by NUJABEZ: 9:33pm On Jun 08, 2023
GoWithGood:
During job hunting yesterday, I became very hungry and felt like I was about to faint in the nearest possible time if I don't have something down my stomach, having left the house without food. Normally I don't like eating outside because it's more expensive and you get less for your money but due to the level of hunger I was, I had no option than to look for the nearest place to eat.

A broke applicant, I went to the least of restaurant to eat and the least price for Garri and soup was N800, here in Calabar. Hmmmmm. Na wa o. The poor are really suffocating.

Anyways, I watched one video where Tinubu said "let the poor breathe. Don't suffocate them". Standing beside him was Buhari who was looking at him with a stern eye. I don't know why he wasn't comfortable with the statement.

Please let the poor (job seekers are in this group) breathe. Don't suffocate us the more. What is even the value of naira when the lowest plate of food is N800?

That N800 pain me eh. It would have done me better at home. Now no food at home, hungry and penniless.

How much is it in your area?

Quote me on a dead thread let me send small something to you. Keep the faith, all will be well.
Sports / Re: Karim Benzema Joins Al Ittihad On Two Year Deal by NUJABEZ: 11:13pm On Jun 06, 2023
stano2:
Even if na £800k, make ihn reach my side this year.

Amen my bro. God will hear your prayer.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by NUJABEZ: 4:01pm On May 18, 2023
Wodu89:




It will never be well with FredFrankHustle ever if he doesn't restitute the full amount of the value of my businesses he collapsed. Never. Not for me, nor for any of his seed



Do not do business with FredFrankHussle


Without any provocations, he scammed me of my hard earned PayPal funds my foreign clients sent to him and at first did not acknowledge he received the funds.

Over one week when I confronted him and asked for the full amount he received, he refused to acknowledge the amount the client mentioned nor sent screenshot of funds he received in his account during the duration.

As a result, I had problem with that job. I was earning between ( 100,000 and 150,000 Naira per week ). He ruined the job.

The client got frustrated from the back and forths.


I was developing a poultry around my weekly Earnings, because FredFrankHussle ruined the entire system, the poultry I spent close to 800,000 Naira expecting a return of 1,200,000 Naira collapsed completely.



He is aided by two non-entities TotoNaRubber, a miscreant who's identity is as poignant as his reasoning. He aided him in his evil actions alongside OdimbaNnamdi


I have cursed All parties involved in ruining my businesses.


I laboured hard to build my businesses without cheating anyone. Two brought evil counsel encouraging the principal here to not pay my money for eight months.

The main culprit out of nowhere chose to send a paltry sum after almost 4-8 weeks. I can't even recall the length of the period he seized my funds


As at when FredFrankHussle seized my money, I showed him images of my chickens dying in my poultry one by one by his actions. He didn't even blink and eye and did not even regard me.

All through out the cash crunch period, I sat down watching my chickens dying one by one and my jobs stripped from me because he was exerting the power of a demigod.


That my funds was in his hands and I could never do anything about him at the moment. And that he had the power over my other businesses.


I stand as an innocent victim. As FredFrankHussle damaged and ruined my businesses,his life however high be has climbed in life, would return to ruins and ashes.


Everything he has laboured for would become ashes if he doesn't fully restitute all my money lost in my businesses.


Because of this evil human being, people whom I owed salaries had to be labelling me as a thief because I couldn't pay someof my workers their due wages. First time in over ten years since I've been on this forum


I prayed negatively over the money as a Prophet and gave it out..


As my own businesses got ruined the businesses of FredFrankHussle, TotoNaRubber and OdimbaNnamdi would meet utter destruction beyond repairs.


As I makes and curse these evil human beings who ganged up against me without curse, they would meet misfortunes beyond their capacity to bail them self out of. Or get help to resolve


FredFrankHussle is a thief and a criminal.


Doing business with this animal clothed in human skin collapsed my businesses.


Stay clear of this fool to avoid misfortune.


If I was warned about this psychopath, my businesses would still be standing till today


As you ruined and collapsed my businesses which were a sub-structure of my ministry, your life, future and those of your children would be brought down to total collapse and ruin unless you restitute the full value of my collapsed businesses anything short is a deceit.

As you destroyed my businesses, so would person's who would destroy you completely be assigned to you.




If the full amount of my damaged businesses isn't restituted in full, peace would elude even


Avoid them to not partake in their plague...


Just imagine the pain of sleeping in forest for months after working my hands out all through last year to raise my startup funds. For a person to then receive my funds and then said he would show me/deal with me. Seized my funds and regardless of the images I sent of my chickens dying he refused to heed


Chicken value of 1.2-1.5M projection blowed up. I was to follow up with the enterprise to cultivate 20-30 acres of Maize with the rains. All plans ruined because of this evil entity


And he arrogantly sent whatever the sum he claimed he owed yesterday smiling and saying sheybi he has paid me when he was the agent of the devil assigned to ruin my businesses



It will never be well with FredFrankHustle in this life. Everything he and his seed labour to build would be destroyed heavily unless he fully restituites the value of my collapsed businesses


I have cursed the money he sent and given it all out. I won't accept such


If you don't pay me for my businesses you destroyed, the people who will kill you are in your future. Brought about by the works of your hands

Sorry for your experience, these oyinbo people don't like being stressed about payment, next time, don't involve the oyinbo in the back and forths, just keep it between you and your plug, unless the oyinbo offers to intervene. If such a situation happens again, just looking to the future because more is coming.

Same experience I had, but when it repeated, I let go of the money, two months later, my client helped me to recover it back from the exchanger through a formal complaint to PayPal.

As for the scammer, he will reap what he has sown.

Open Payoneer account and inside of it, open a USD, Euro, And GBP account.... Yiu can receive wire transfers or local inflows from your client's banking system.

You could also check out Grey.io for their nomad accounts. Please move away from PayPal for your business needs, it's too risky.
Travel / Re: Lady Kicks Her Hubby Out Of His Own Home In UK After He Brought Her From Nigeria by NUJABEZ: 1:20pm On Mar 14, 2023
etrange:
Sad to watch.

Let's assume it's not a skit. What did he do? His actions here are very calculated. He's not angry or even emotional. He's recording her and saying exactly what he wants the people watching the video to hear. That's not the typical reaction of an innocent black man. If someone is kicking you out of your own house, all you have to do is to call the police. The law is not arbitrary, so they won't support her blindly. But he didn't do that. He made a video saying things like "honey", "let me settle", etc. without addressing the reason he's being kicked out. He clearly seeks the sympathy of the biased African demography. The lady on the other is very upset and couldn't care less about sounding nice or pleasing anyone at the moment. That's someone who's been hurt.

Before y'all come for me, please know that no woman has the right to wake up and kick her partner out of thier house just like that. They pay the rent/mortgage together, and the lady has just as much right as the man (it's not like Africa where the man is the only source of income in many homes). To kick one partner out of the house, you must obtain a legal permission for that. Such permissions are given on the ground of abuse, cheating, etc. So whenever you see a man leaving the house for a woman without making a fuss, he must have done something that he wouldn't want to get to court. So they just give in at the moment and resort to reasoning afterwards or, like in this case, appeal to public sympathy.

I see how this video can be triggering to Nigerians who are used to having it the other way round. Y'all forget that men throw women out of the house everyday in Nigeria and nobody makes a big deal about it. The logic is, it is his house. So going by that same logic, when it is not just his house anymore, it makes sense that he becomes just as accountable as the woman.

I wish them peace!


You're unbelievably dense. Sucker simpleton. A wet biscuit has more material value than you.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by NUJABEZ: 4:44pm On Feb 21, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 7:25am On Feb 21, 2023
9icetoo:

Your check engine light is on.

Take this car to Gazzuzz.

Search for his phone number here.

He will sort you out.

Don't let inexperienced hands wreck this sweet car for you at oyingbo.

Search for Gazzuzz here on Nairaland.

Cheers.

I called Gazzuz but he turned me down. He said he doesn't work on Acura. I am very scared of falling into the wrong hands that's why I am looking for a referral.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 8:13pm On Feb 20, 2023
chccho:

From this picture we can see the number 1 issue (check engine light) is on!!!
Take the car for scanning and get the codes, that will guide u appropriately.
Also u might need to check/replace your spark plugs, MAF Sensor, catalytic converter but first step go n scan the car and get the codes..

Thanks a lot boss. I will do that this week, I haven't yet found a Honda specialist but I will visit few workshops tomorrow. Do you happen to know a specialist, please?
Car Talk / Re: Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 5:54pm On Feb 20, 2023
9icetoo:

130kms or miles?
Unless yours is candian, mdx odometer is calibrated in miles.

Now here are a few things to do.
1. Make sure none of your brakes are binding. Check by feeling your brake discs after about 30 minutes of driving. If any is too hot to touch, then that's the culprit.
2. Check your alignment..make sure it's set up properly
3. Keep off the go pedal. The mdx moves. It moves. Most owners are often tempted to stomp on that accelerator whenever there is a space in front of them. Resist that urge. It's a 3.7 liter V6 pulling more that 2 tons of weight. So it will burn quite some fuel to get going.
Keep your rpms below 2200. Gear changes occur at this rpm during normal driving.
Resist the temptation to stomp the pedal.
4. Learn to cost to stops rather than braking late and hard. Coasting to stops saves fuel. Stomping on the brake pedal wastes fuel.
5. Scan your car and fix the issues surrounding emissions. Tune up the car. Check your injectors for abnormal spray or stuck open conditions. Replace spark plugs if worn. Replace coils if bad.

I believe if you do all this, you will be fine.

The worst mpg I ever got with mine is 12mpg and that caused by Lagos traffic. I average 14mpg in Lagos traffic and 16mpg in pH traffic.

I have averaged 23mpg on a grandpa cruise on the highway( never exceeded 80km/hr) and 18mpg is usual on my travels.

A full tank usually gives me 280miles in the city and 360 miles highway.

Thanks a lot. I am actually a newbie when it comes to cars, and I don't have much time to be involved right now, but I will use these tips as a starting point when I eventually find a specialist.

Can you please refer me to your mechanic or a good service centre?

I actually meant miles, whenever I mention kilometres, I converted from miles to km first. Yes, my model is Canadian, and uses miles.

After reading your advice, I have found out just how well the MDX moves with only small acceleration. Even after braking, it still picks up speed without acceleration in two to three seconds. Thanks so much for the knowledge.

I am enjoying the car... It's a very comfortable and performant ride, only wish it didn't suck so much petrol. Hopefully I will fix that soon.

Cheers!
Car Talk / Re: Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 5:52pm On Feb 20, 2023
9icetoo:

Yeah. Highway mostly.

Very small city drive.

Has dropped to 18.4mpg now that i have been driving within the city.

Sir, you are getting really impressive mileage. Do you have a preferred specialist or service centre in Lagos, please kindly refer me. Thank you.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 5:49pm On Feb 20, 2023
I currently get a miserable 4 mpg. I am still looking for a certified Honda specialist, but I am thinking of just driving to Oyingbo to get it checked out .

Family / Re: Please Share Thoughts On This Issue If I Overreacted. by NUJABEZ: 5:23pm On Feb 20, 2023
You overreacted to be honest.

Is your wife a small pikin that cannot handle interaction with other adults?

Also from the sound of it all, you come across as petty, talkative, and insecure.

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Car Talk / Please Help: Extreme Fuel Consumption On Acura MDX With 2007 With 145,000 Miles by NUJABEZ: 10:42am On Feb 10, 2023
I recently bought a Tokunbo Acura MDX 2007. Given its rated fuel efficiency of 15mpg for city driving, I analysed my movement and thought it was okay and that I could shoulder the fueling expenses.

However, my issue now is that I don't get up to 5mpg. I filled my tank yesterday, 88 liters to fill, drove to Yaba, Victoria Island, Ajah, and back to Ikeja, a journey of 130 kilometres and the fuel has run out.

Given the 15mpg rating, I should still have more than a third of the tank or at least half, but the tank is empty.

I have to refuel every two to three days and it's not sustainable.

Please I need suggestions on what to do. The car hasn't been serviced except for oil and filter change, brakes and tires. Why is the vehicle consuming too much petrol?
Politics / Re: More Pictures & Video From Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Jigawa State by NUJABEZ: 7:07pm On Jan 30, 2023
need a digital marketing specialist who CAN write.

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Someone with a good balance of technical and creative qualities; a polished writer and communicator. Knows MailChimp, WordPress, and SEO in and out.

Location: The Nest, Yaba, Lagos

Salary: Competitive

Start date: January 31st, 2023

This a hybrid role. The first two weeks will be in office for training and onboarding, afterwards, two days in office and three days remote, and moving to full-time remote eventually.

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Send a short cover letter and CV if you have one. Contactify0@gmail.com

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Politics / Re: How Atiku's Convoy Got Stranded In Zamfara Gridlock (Video) by NUJABEZ: 7:04pm On Jan 30, 2023
I need a digital marketing specialist who CAN write.

Six months renewable contract.

Someone with a good balance of technical and creative qualities; a polished writer and communicator. Knows MailChimp, WordPress, and SEO in and out.

Location: The Nest, Yaba, Lagos

Salary: Competitive

Start date: January 31st, 2023

This a hybrid role. The first two weeks will be in office for training and onboarding, afterwards, two days in office and remote, and moving to full-time remote eventually.

HIRING URGENTLY.

Send a short cover letter and CV if you have one. Contactify0@gmail.com

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Health / Re: Are Energy Drinks Really That Bad? by NUJABEZ: 2:18pm On Jan 15, 2023
Energy drinks will really really mess you you up. I am a living witness. If you don't want to develop hypertension or have a sudden cardiac arrest in your youth, flee from energy drinks.

If you want to die from sudden aortic tears with no underlying cause apart from the fact that energy drink made your heart pump ten days worth of blood in 20 seconds. Drink on.

If you want your di.ck to die. Drink on.

If you want to be eternally restless, dependent upon a fix of energy drink at all times to be normal, drink on.

Truly, those drinks are evil, I am a survivor, flee.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Got Home After A Failed Job Interview by NUJABEZ: 10:30am On Jan 13, 2023
Too bad

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Autos / Re: 1995 Volkswagen Passat Available @2.4m Asking by NUJABEZ: 11:31pm On Dec 30, 2022
Greed might be the thing that ends this dealer.

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Autos / Re: Clean Registered Honda Civic 2010 Model Forsale by NUJABEZ: 11:05pm On Nov 30, 2022
Very greedy salesperson.
Romance / Re: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by NUJABEZ: 7:55pm On Nov 16, 2022
brandsoncharlie:

You were the cause of everything from the very beginning because you didn’t set boundaries and tell your girlfriend the kind of lifestyle you don’t like and the value you hold in regard.
Set the boundaries from the very beginning it will command respect and they will not tell you what to do, you will be in charge and the ladies will respect you for that.

This isn't a question of setting boundaries... I wholeheartedly wanted to spoil her in my own way, without going past my capability. I also have a thing against her mentality which is why I broke things off. If she hadn't told me those things, I would have done them by myself.

Next person I meet, I will spoil them because I want to, not because anyone expects it.

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Politics / Re: If I Have Money Today, Nothing Will Keep Me In Lagos by NUJABEZ: 2:13pm On Nov 16, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
The only reason I'm still in this state is because I'm still staying with my parents. When I eventually start living on my own, I will never stay in Lagos. Even in the future as a marriage man, I will not live with my family in Lagos.

I'd rather go to a saner state like akwa-ibom. I just love that state so much and in my opinion, it is better than Lagos especially for peace of mind and I feel it provides a better atmosphere to build oneself financially.
Rubbish angry

It just means that you don't have what it takes to thrive in Lagos. Lagos is as sane as you can make it for yourself.

Akwa Ibom is not paradise on earth. True, things are cheap and life moves on at a sedate pace, but is it worth it to be so far away from mainstream opportunities -- the cutting edge of technology, culture, art, food, etc.? To me it isn't, but to you it might be.

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Romance / Re: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by NUJABEZ: 1:15pm On Nov 16, 2022
I dated one silly girl recently.

On our first date, I took her to a fine dining restaurant, an art gallery, and a virtual reality gaming center. I spent a lot of money, if you know how Lekki things run.

Now this babe isn't jobless, she works a job where she's very highly placed and earns more than 500k per month. I know this because I have a friend in her workplace.

Now where the issue started is after we've been on several dates where I freely spent on her, she began to tell me she wants the baby girl lifestyle, as in expects her man to keep her in luxury and pamper her at all times. Told me that she's very materialistic and that gjfts and money was her love language.

She also said if she gets married she won't contribute to the household because it is the man's duty to provide everything. She now told me the story of her aunt who was a director at a very big company who used to come to their house to cry often because her husband, another director does not give her money but takes care of household bills, has built a house and pays tuition for four private school kids.

I asked whether the aunty earns well, she answered yes, she does make a lot of money for her senior position. I then asked why isn't she using that money to make herself happy? She said because the aunt does not feel valued as a woman because her husband isn't giving her money.

I held my position and said it didn't make sense what their expectations were. I also began to understand where she got her values about men and money from. That day, we had a big argument. The first in our one month relationship.

That night marked the end of the relationship because we broke up three weeks later.

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Autos / Re: SOLD.... by NUJABEZ: 1:17pm On Nov 06, 2022
Can it fly for 2.8m?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by NUJABEZ: 2:41pm On Oct 11, 2022
Foodconceptsplc:


We recruit every now and then because we're expanding.


Sharrap. I worked in your company for 18 months and I still have nightmares from that time. I also developed hypertension at just 25 years of age due to the stress. The money too was crap. Useless company.

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Career / Re: My 9 Months Experience As A Non-Tech Remote Worker In Nigeria by NUJABEZ: 6:23pm On Sep 22, 2022
RockhouseCafe:



I discovered Upwork by myself and my research on google actually brought me to this thread. So maybe I qualify for some help grin . Abeg help with the bolded. Interested in Virtual Admin Assistant but can seem to wrap my head around the many tools showing up from my search.

We can have a chat... I was once a VA. Send me an email: contactify0@gmail.com

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Food / Re: My Experience Eating Amala At A Popular Eatery In Ibadan by NUJABEZ: 1:25am On Aug 25, 2022
Omawumi17:

Awww
Thank you so much
Done that

You are welcome. You can remove it now. Done.

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Food / Re: My Experience Eating Amala At A Popular Eatery In Ibadan by NUJABEZ: 11:23pm On Aug 24, 2022
Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out


I'll like to dash you some money to encourage you. Don't worry, someday, you will be able to buy without looking at money if you keep yiur hustle up. Mention me on a dead thread with your account and bank. Take care.

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Career / Re: My 9 Months Experience As A Non-Tech Remote Worker In Nigeria by NUJABEZ: 10:30pm On Aug 08, 2022
Emeraldfynest:
Good evening boss, pls I'm interested in how you got the Product Design Internship. I have like 10 months of experience now.

I got it through AlmondCareers.com. Cost £600 for the placement and career coaching. Check them out.

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Career / Re: My 9 Months Experience As A Non-Tech Remote Worker In Nigeria by NUJABEZ: 2:54pm On Aug 08, 2022
JackWolfskin:


Exactly. I experienced the bolded. Wait for it...

...~10 years ago.

Great writing as always from Pocohantas

It was five years for me. In 2020, I took a break from work. For one year I massively upskilled. Got three certifications: Product Design, Product Management, and Project Management, plus a 5-month internship with a company in the UK offered through Almond Careers in a role that combined aspects of each specialization.

Prior to the upskilling, I made $$ 10-12, but after it, in 2021, I became qualified for roles that pay more than $25 per hour, off Upwork, and with benefits. Inasmuch as where someone is right now is a good starting point, I wish I hadn't lingered at the beginner level for too long. Someone who used to work on Upwork in UI/UX that I know now works in Ireland and getting more than $150k per annum just because they advanced their skills so well, got into Toptal, worked for Loom, and then a European fintech employed him mid-2021.

We will all get there, hopefully, or even found startups that will create jobs.

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