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Romance / Re: Someone Should Teach Me How To Make Money Online by NUJABEZ: 3:07pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Do you have a laptop? Internet? Can you write and speak English a little above the university level? Do you have a hustling spirit, never day never attitude? If you answered yes to all, I can train you. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by NUJABEZ: 8:16pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
pocohantas: My God... Na basin nyash be dis ur nyash oh 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by NUJABEZ: 3:07am On Nov 10, 2019 |
Age: 26 Location: Ikeja, LAGOS 236406
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Autos / Re: Quick Sale 2013 Honda Element by NUJABEZ: 6:49pm On Nov 06, 2019 |
This car was discontinued in 2011. Where did you see this 2013 model? Buyer beware. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Snubbing Someone Who Truly Loved You? by NUJABEZ: 11:20pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Sirvingeo: She deserves worse. She claims to be a neo nazi. Can you imagine? |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Snubbing Someone Who Truly Loved You? by NUJABEZ: 10:29pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
franchasng: You are BASTARD neo nazi. May you only score heartbreak, disease, and death in all that you do. Foolish girl. |
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by NUJABEZ: 1:43am On Oct 21, 2019 |
mysticgal: Are you seriously asking somebody to hire assassins? I thought you were wise. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: .. by NUJABEZ: 12:18am On Oct 18, 2019 |
Be strong brother. I've got nothing except my words. But be strong, you will tell this story someday. |
Technology Market / Re: Longer Lasting Laptop Battery ⚡⚡ For Sale by NUJABEZ: 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2019 |
9 cell hp Elitebook 9470m dey? How much? |
Autos / Re: Sold sold... Local Used 2008 Honda Civic @ 900k Asking by NUJABEZ: 6:58pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
What's wrong with this car? It looks like a bargain too good to be true. I am sure I'd you provide more details, prospective buyers will be able to make an informed decision. |
Romance / Re: How Many Girls Have You Bleeped Since You Were Born by NUJABEZ: 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Here's my count; Ashewo - 65 Runs girl - 14 Normal girls - 22. Masturbation - 400 hours or two to three times a day. I am 27 years. My first sex was with my older cousin at age 14. I am sex freak. Lol Fun fact: my dikk is very very long and fat, and I suspect my wanking method cause the muscles to expand. |
Autos / Re: Used Nissan Murano... SOLD by NUJABEZ: 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2019 |
This car and problem. Happy selling. |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 11:01pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Chithauri: Well, are you? Are you computer literate? |
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 11:00pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Timileyin1234: Mannerless child, processing power drives security. Ode. |
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 10:53pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Timileyin1234: Phone spec aka processing power determines app performance. |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:52pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Chithauri: Your reasoning makes me sad. Yeah, continue teaching antiquated knowledge. I won't be surprised if you lack computer literacy seeing how you are fighting. 5 Likes |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:50pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
patorial: You asked the question. I want to know why. Are you still typing with typewriters? |
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 10:49pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Timileyin1234: 50k Android and 400K Androids are not mates. 7 Likes |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:46pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
AdoOloro: Seriously?? You want to know what I do? Why? |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Chithauri: Why are you so angry? Do you wanna talk about it? 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang's Customized La Ferrari, Worth N800 Million by NUJABEZ: 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
toluxa1: It is actually N910 Million, going by today's exchange rate of N455 to one Pound Sterling. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Chithauri: A very half-baked teacher, it seems. You don't even understand what they're talking about. 50 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Overcome A Sexual Temptation? Share Your Experience by NUJABEZ: 12:03pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
I remember in one of my past jobs, this babe that I always used to joke around with. You know all these sexually suggestive jokes and banters, right? She was finally ready to give me some. So on this day, I was passing her in the hallway and said "see this fine girl" She said "fine boy manager." I said "If you follow me to my office, I will do many baaaad things to you." She turned around and followed me to the office. I was dazed. I didn't think that that was even a possibility in ten thousand years. I locked the office door, pressed her to it. Her eyes twinkled, a half smile stuck on her face. She said "see me here" I stood looking at her like she was an apparition. She hugged me tight, pressed her big big boobs on my chest. I wanted to fork her so bad. I wanted to squeeze her boobs, lick all over her calm face. I imagined lifting her skirt, pulling her pant to the side and fuc.cking her like the bitch she was. Nothing could stop me. It was just the two of us on that whole floor. Inspite of the blood coursing through my penis, and the beautiful girl urging me to fu..ck her, I held my peace. I opened the door and let her out and then masturbated furiously there in the office. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Man Raises Ducklings As His Children, Now They Follow Him Everywhere by NUJABEZ: 8:47pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
It is called Imprinting and you can do it to any bird after they've hatched. To imprint on a bird, you must absolutely be the first thing they see immediately after hatching. Two or three feedtimes in the first 48 hours of the birds life means that it will see you as it's mother forever and ever. I imprinted on a neighbors chicken while I lived in one village like that, and the thing followed me everywhere to much amusement for the villagers. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: How Crazy Are You With Your Android Pattern Lock? by NUJABEZ: 12:01am On Sep 16, 2019 |
OrestesDante: One quality is universal amongst all Android pattern lock users: they have far too much time on their hands. |
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by NUJABEZ: 11:51am On Sep 10, 2019 |
Op, you are not a serious person. Yiu have an ego problem and have been too sheltered. It is true that you don't want to work. Your people are mad at you because you are not contributing nor striving. At this point in your life, you have placed too much importance on shiny things. Listen, that's wrong. If that sales development job is still open, take it. 12K is small, but believe me, the value of the training and knowledge plus exposure you will gain will serve you well in the future. It will open doors for you. Love is great, but do not allow love to weigh you down. As a man, you need to put your house in order first before you start thinking of your heart. Teaching is not a career path I advise because some of the skills needed for it are not easily transferable: Sales experienced can be parlayed into management, business development, leadership, account management, finance, forecasting, and many more. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Women; Are You A Creamer, A Squirter, Or Just Wet by NUJABEZ: 8:23pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
In my naive days when I still forrked raw, my girl at the time was a wet babe. Small touching and everywhere will be full of her fluids. One thing she used to do was always run to the bathroom in the middle of sex. Now, even her wetness used to make the bed and surrounding so wet and that embarrassed her so much that she made me buy three extra sheets and keep in the house so that we can always change sheets after coitus. This thread is making me strongly suspect she was a squirter. I feel so bad remembering her. The most beautiful girl I ever dated. I lost her due to my foolishness and if I'd been more mature, I'm sure I would have married her by now. I still miss her everyday. I bleeped up. Bu 4 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: Get Your Original Inverters, Deep Cycle Batteries And Solar Panels by NUJABEZ: 8:49am On Sep 08, 2019 |
Hi, please I need inverter to power two laptops, two fans, two tvs and 4 low energy bulbs. Can you provide a quote? |
Science/Technology / Re: Top Five Nigerian Scientists And Their Great Inventions by NUJABEZ: 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Donkaz: How far, it is almost 2020. |
Romance / Re: Women; Are You A Creamer, A Squirter, Or Just Wet by NUJABEZ: 3:59pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Yet to meet a squirter but my last two girls were creamers. A girl I dated years ago was a wetter... Mehn! I need to take a shower. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Facebook Dating by NUJABEZ: 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
Yahoo Boys are pleased with this development. 100 Likes 7 Shares |
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