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Romance / Re: Someone Should Teach Me How To Make Money Online by NUJABEZ: 3:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
Do you have a laptop? Internet? Can you write and speak English a little above the university level? Do you have a hustling spirit, never day never attitude?

If you answered yes to all, I can train you.

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Travel / Re: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by NUJABEZ: 8:16pm On Nov 11, 2019
pocohantas:
12. Random. I just wanted to touch the water. I don't like getting in water though. Before my people would take me back

My God... Na basin nyash be dis ur nyash oh

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Romance / Re: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by NUJABEZ: 3:07am On Nov 10, 2019
Age: 26
Location: Ikeja, LAGOS
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Autos / Re: Quick Sale 2013 Honda Element by NUJABEZ: 6:49pm On Nov 06, 2019
This car was discontinued in 2011. Where did you see this 2013 model?

Buyer beware.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Snubbing Someone Who Truly Loved You? by NUJABEZ: 11:20pm On Nov 05, 2019
Sirvingeo:

Guy you are too harsh nah

She deserves worse. She claims to be a neo nazi. Can you imagine?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Snubbing Someone Who Truly Loved You? by NUJABEZ: 10:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
franchasng:
Every girl have one or two or more guys they regret ever turning down. Any girl that tells you she has never regretted turning a guy or some guys down is a foolish liar angry



I am a very beautiful hot lady and I must say the truth, despite my beauty and hotness, I have regretted turning some guys down for some weird reasons I will never reveal to anybody angry

You are BASTARD neo nazi. May you only score heartbreak, disease, and death in all that you do.

Foolish girl.
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by NUJABEZ: 1:43am On Oct 21, 2019
mysticgal:
First off, o would have loved to say you should mind your business but right here, that lady needs help. Most probably if I were in your situation, I would slap her hard because I don’t get why she is been bartered and still insists on going back.

Could you please help me ask her if her husband owes her anything ? Please!

And also, please remind her that she wouldn’t take care of her kids in the grave and please look for her religious leader to talk to her or call a sister or something. As for the police case, uh....it may not work out , remember you said something about not dabbling.

Ps... new haven boys do wonders. You know that new haven primary school, go there at night and bill them to beat the heck out of that man. Rubbish angry


Are you seriously asking somebody to hire assassins? I thought you were wise.

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Family / Re: .. by NUJABEZ: 12:18am On Oct 18, 2019
Be strong brother. I've got nothing except my words. But be strong, you will tell this story someday.
Technology Market / Re: Longer Lasting Laptop Battery ⚡⚡ For Sale by NUJABEZ: 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2019
9 cell hp Elitebook 9470m dey? How much?
Autos / Re: Sold sold... Local Used 2008 Honda Civic @ 900k Asking by NUJABEZ: 6:58pm On Oct 14, 2019
What's wrong with this car? It looks like a bargain too good to be true. I am sure I'd you provide more details, prospective buyers will be able to make an informed decision.
Romance / Re: How Many Girls Have You Bleeped Since You Were Born by NUJABEZ: 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2019
Here's my count;

Ashewo - 65

Runs girl - 14

Normal girls - 22.

Masturbation - 400 hours or two to three times a day.

I am 27 years. My first sex was with my older cousin at age 14. I am sex freak. Lol

Fun fact: my dikk is very very long and fat, and I suspect my wanking method cause the muscles to expand.
Autos / Re: Used Nissan Murano... SOLD by NUJABEZ: 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2019
This car and problem.

Happy selling.
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 11:01pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chithauri:
Don't GI there abeg.

Well, are you? Are you computer literate?
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 11:00pm On Sep 30, 2019
Timileyin1234:

They say malicious apps, u are saying processing power. Goan siddon jor

Mannerless child, processing power drives security. Ode.
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 10:53pm On Sep 30, 2019
Timileyin1234:

No b the same apps dem go install

Phone spec aka processing power determines app performance.
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:52pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chithauri:
I want to prepare lesson notes. I have no time for una rubbish. its under our syllabus and no knowlege is a waste. until it is removed we will continue to teach it.

Your reasoning makes me sad. Yeah, continue teaching antiquated knowledge. I won't be surprised if you lack computer literacy seeing how you are fighting.

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Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:50pm On Sep 30, 2019
patorial:


Pls this is not about what one does, but what it has impacted in the human developments


You asked the question. I want to know why. Are you still typing with typewriters?
Phones / Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by NUJABEZ: 10:49pm On Sep 30, 2019
Timileyin1234:
Android and wahala are like 5&6
Thank God I escaped

50k Android and 400K Androids are not mates.

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Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:46pm On Sep 30, 2019
AdoOloro:


She'll still be able to satisfy someone's appetite.
But you, what do you do?

Seriously?? You want to know what I do? Why?
Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chithauri:
why don't you shut up? fully baked abi burnt baked bread.

Why are you so angry? Do you wanna talk about it?

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Sports / Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang's Customized La Ferrari, Worth N800 Million by NUJABEZ: 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2019
toluxa1:
But $2m is not 800 million naira. The money is already large, no need to over estimate it.

The Car looks like the New Aura Glow Note 10 Plus.

It is actually N910 Million, going by today's exchange rate of N455 to one Pound Sterling.

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Education / Re: Students Forced To Use Typewriters In Business Studies - Edem Ossai Cries Out by NUJABEZ: 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chithauri:
This lady is a fool.its not the fact whether the era of typewriter is gone or not. typewriting is a topic under business studies and they are to learn with it.let her check syllabus or scheme of work. even shorthand is still taught. I know what am saying because am a teacher.

A very half-baked teacher, it seems. You don't even understand what they're talking about.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Overcome A Sexual Temptation? Share Your Experience by NUJABEZ: 12:03pm On Sep 30, 2019
I remember in one of my past jobs, this babe that I always used to joke around with. You know all these sexually suggestive jokes and banters, right? She was finally ready to give me some.

So on this day, I was passing her in the hallway and said "see this fine girl"

She said "fine boy manager."

I said "If you follow me to my office, I will do many baaaad things to you."

She turned around and followed me to the office. I was dazed. I didn't think that that was even a possibility in ten thousand years.

I locked the office door, pressed her to it. Her eyes twinkled, a half smile stuck on her face.

She said "see me here"

I stood looking at her like she was an apparition. She hugged me tight, pressed her big big boobs on my chest.

I wanted to fork her so bad. I wanted to squeeze her boobs, lick all over her calm face. I imagined lifting her skirt, pulling her pant to the side and fuc.cking her like the bitch she was. Nothing could stop me. It was just the two of us on that whole floor. Inspite of the blood coursing through my penis, and the beautiful girl urging me to fu..ck her, I held my peace.

I opened the door and let her out and then masturbated furiously there in the office.

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Family / Re: Man Raises Ducklings As His Children, Now They Follow Him Everywhere by NUJABEZ: 8:47pm On Sep 24, 2019
It is called Imprinting and you can do it to any bird after they've hatched.

To imprint on a bird, you must absolutely be the first thing they see immediately after hatching. Two or three feedtimes in the first 48 hours of the birds life means that it will see you as it's mother forever and ever.

I imprinted on a neighbors chicken while I lived in one village like that, and the thing followed me everywhere to much amusement for the villagers.

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Phones / Re: How Crazy Are You With Your Android Pattern Lock? by NUJABEZ: 12:01am On Sep 16, 2019
OrestesDante:
I hate typing codes, I prefer pattern lock and I often change my pattern from time to time so I stick with this one.

Is your pattern madder than this?

Share it let's have some fun.

One quality is universal amongst all Android pattern lock users: they have far too much time on their hands.
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by NUJABEZ: 11:51am On Sep 10, 2019
Op, you are not a serious person. Yiu have an ego problem and have been too sheltered. It is true that you don't want to work.

Your people are mad at you because you are not contributing nor striving.

At this point in your life, you have placed too much importance on shiny things. Listen, that's wrong.

If that sales development job is still open, take it. 12K is small, but believe me, the value of the training and knowledge plus exposure you will gain will serve you well in the future. It will open doors for you.

Love is great, but do not allow love to weigh you down. As a man, you need to put your house in order first before you start thinking of your heart.

Teaching is not a career path I advise because some of the skills needed for it are not easily transferable: Sales experienced can be parlayed into management, business development, leadership, account management, finance, forecasting, and many more.

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Romance / Re: Women; Are You A Creamer, A Squirter, Or Just Wet by NUJABEZ: 8:23pm On Sep 08, 2019
In my naive days when I still forrked raw, my girl at the time was a wet babe. Small touching and everywhere will be full of her fluids. One thing she used to do was always run to the bathroom in the middle of sex.

Now, even her wetness used to make the bed and surrounding so wet and that embarrassed her so much that she made me buy three extra sheets and keep in the house so that we can always change sheets after coitus.

This thread is making me strongly suspect she was a squirter.

I feel so bad remembering her. The most beautiful girl I ever dated. I lost her due to my foolishness and if I'd been more mature, I'm sure I would have married her by now. I still miss her everyday.

I bleeped up.

Bu

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Technology Market / Re: Get Your Original Inverters, Deep Cycle Batteries And Solar Panels by NUJABEZ: 8:49am On Sep 08, 2019
Hi, please I need inverter to power two laptops, two fans, two tvs and 4 low energy bulbs.

Can you provide a quote?
Science/Technology / Re: Top Five Nigerian Scientists And Their Great Inventions by NUJABEZ: 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2019
Donkaz:
Wow!

These are true Nigerians.

I should be among the top 5 by the year 2020. So help me God.

How far, it is almost 2020.
Romance / Re: Women; Are You A Creamer, A Squirter, Or Just Wet by NUJABEZ: 3:59pm On Sep 07, 2019
Yet to meet a squirter but my last two girls were creamers. A girl I dated years ago was a wetter... Mehn!

I need to take a shower.

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Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Facebook Dating by NUJABEZ: 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2019
Yahoo Boys are pleased with this development.

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