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Romance / Re: What's Up With Albinos! by numbers: 11:34am On Aug 15, 2007
@Topic, what about them? they are just like everyone else.
Technology Market / Re: Electrical Items by numbers: 4:42pm On Aug 01, 2007
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Technology Market / Electrical Items by numbers: 4:09pm On Aug 01, 2007
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Politics / Re: Is The Average Nigerian Fraudulent? by numbers: 9:56am On Jul 23, 2007
yes, I think so. we can't wish it away.
Business / Re: Dangote: I'm Worth Much More Than Oprah Winfrey! by numbers: 10:45am On Jul 19, 2007
magneto:

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!! . . . bad belle people plenty for this site o!!! shocked shocked
wetin Dangote do una sef? can't u hustle your own? if he has the government in his pocket, what stops u from doing likewise?! whether he goes into charity or not, is his own prerogative and nobody's damn business!!!
the man has tried in the provision of thousands of jobs and in the 'gradual' improvement of our economy (of which he clearly intends to do more). . . what more do u want from him again, to put food in your mouth?!
please stop all this hating. . . it's absolutely disgusting!!! angry angry

very well said, where were thier fathers when he was putting the government officials in his pocket.If you don't appreciate success then you would'nt achieve it.
which of us is without blemish?
Romance / Re: Is Money The Basic Thing In A Relationships? by numbers: 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2007
YES. only for hungry people who think of relationships as a solution to thier problems.

why go into a relationship for money ?when you can walk the streets.

I don't think it should be a basis for a relationship.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakilome by numbers: 12:14pm On Jul 17, 2007
all the records of Jesus Christ in the Bible potrayed a simple man.

How do you justify pastors living in affluence when some members of thier congregation can hardly feed?


This boom in religiousity is coming at a time when our values are worse than when our ancestors worshipped gods.


I think its all driven by insecurity and despiration.
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Kidding by numbers: 3:56pm On Jul 16, 2007
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.”
Romance / Re: Would You Die For Your Lover? by numbers: 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2007
10x but no, die another day wink
Travel / Re: Where Are The Romantic Places In Lagos? by numbers: 12:26pm On Jul 10, 2007
I will be your tour guide.trust me with the best settings.I go for the best places,just have good cash and a comfortable ride and I'll show you where to be. ;Dkidding

Try planet one VIP bar on a day its not rowdy or sheraton bar.


live the good life run with the big dogs.
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by numbers: 8:48am On Jun 14, 2007
a TM check shirt with black pants,black Aldo shoes,choppard straps and a smile, wink
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by numbers: 10:02am On May 16, 2007
ndi oma eji aga mba!! ekele diri unu, nwa umuahia (obodo oma)
Romance / Re: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by numbers: 11:04am On May 15, 2007
@ckc,try n use dialogue she is probably motivitated by her MEND brothers, grin but most importantly learn a lesson 4rm this expirience cos it could ve been worse, this story tells a care free life on ur part.gd luck
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Fancy Another! by numbers: 8:34am On May 09, 2007
@bebe2007 My guess is that U just need some excitement, go for it but make sure u can hanle it wink
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Hired A Private Detective To Investigate Me! by numbers: 8:40am On Apr 23, 2007
grin grin grin you sound panic striken!!! grin ;Dwhat have u been doing?come on now tell me, I could help u with a plan.
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Make My Dog Bark? by numbers: 9:56am On Apr 16, 2007
am a Dog master n ve always kept dogs, every dog can be made aggresive it all depends on how u raise it,to get it to bark isolate it in a kennel away from visitors view and every other person in the house let it out only @ night when everyone is gone to bed and feed it only in the morning, do this for three months and even if its a " Nigerian shepherd grin grin"it will start barking, gd luck
Career / Re: What Is Your Dream Job? by numbers: 9:33am On Apr 16, 2007
My dream job is managing the would be world's most successful technical procurement company from the convinience of my living my room wink
Religion / Re: I'm A Christian And I Smoke Herbs by numbers: 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2007
just make sure U keep the seeds out, grin grin grin

Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by numbers: 10:58am On Mar 29, 2007
I'll will personally design and install a vaginal lock on her and the only key would be my thumb print, grin grin ;Djust hope I'll never have to,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Computer Ability Test Of Virgin Nigeria by numbers: 8:22am On Mar 23, 2007
@burn, I did the test too and it was a walk through the park thanks to this forum I knew about the timing,my advice is always research on company tests and interviews before hand.
Romance / Re: Loving Someone And Screwing Someone Else by numbers: 12:17pm On Mar 22, 2007
why not! love and sex have 2 different feelings undecided

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