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Romance / Re: What's Up With Albinos! by numbers: 11:34am On Aug 15, 2007 |
@Topic, what about them? they are just like everyone else. |
Technology Market / Re: Electrical Items by numbers: 4:42pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
The addy is , gentlelion_2006@y.com feel free to make your technical inquiries as I sell products through solutions, |
Technology Market / Electrical Items by numbers: 4:09pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Contact me for your all your Electrical and Industrial Automation products inquiries.gentlelion_2006@yahoo.com MERLIN GERIN TELEMECANIQUE SQUARE D MGE UPS ENCLOSURES |
Politics / Re: Is The Average Nigerian Fraudulent? by numbers: 9:56am On Jul 23, 2007 |
yes, I think so. we can't wish it away. |
Business / Re: Dangote: I'm Worth Much More Than Oprah Winfrey! by numbers: 10:45am On Jul 19, 2007 |
magneto: very well said, where were thier fathers when he was putting the government officials in his pocket.If you don't appreciate success then you would'nt achieve it. which of us is without blemish? |
Romance / Re: Is Money The Basic Thing In A Relationships? by numbers: 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2007 |
YES. only for hungry people who think of relationships as a solution to thier problems. why go into a relationship for money ?when you can walk the streets. I don't think it should be a basis for a relationship. |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakilome by numbers: 12:14pm On Jul 17, 2007 |
all the records of Jesus Christ in the Bible potrayed a simple man. How do you justify pastors living in affluence when some members of thier congregation can hardly feed? This boom in religiousity is coming at a time when our values are worse than when our ancestors worshipped gods. I think its all driven by insecurity and despiration. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Kidding by numbers: 3:56pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.” |
Romance / Re: Would You Die For Your Lover? by numbers: 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2007 |
10x but no, die another day |
Travel / Re: Where Are The Romantic Places In Lagos? by numbers: 12:26pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
I will be your tour guide.trust me with the best settings.I go for the best places,just have good cash and a comfortable ride and I'll show you where to be. ;Dkidding Try planet one VIP bar on a day its not rowdy or sheraton bar. live the good life run with the big dogs. |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by numbers: 8:48am On Jun 14, 2007 |
a TM check shirt with black pants,black Aldo shoes,choppard straps and a smile, |
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by numbers: 10:02am On May 16, 2007 |
ndi oma eji aga mba!! ekele diri unu, nwa umuahia (obodo oma) |
Romance / Re: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by numbers: 11:04am On May 15, 2007 |
@ckc,try n use dialogue she is probably motivitated by her MEND brothers, but most importantly learn a lesson 4rm this expirience cos it could ve been worse, this story tells a care free life on ur part.gd luck |
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Fancy Another! by numbers: 8:34am On May 09, 2007 |
@bebe2007 My guess is that U just need some excitement, go for it but make sure u can hanle it |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Hired A Private Detective To Investigate Me! by numbers: 8:40am On Apr 23, 2007 |
you sound panic striken!!! ;Dwhat have u been doing?come on now tell me, I could help u with a plan. |
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Make My Dog Bark? by numbers: 9:56am On Apr 16, 2007 |
am a Dog master n ve always kept dogs, every dog can be made aggresive it all depends on how u raise it,to get it to bark isolate it in a kennel away from visitors view and every other person in the house let it out only @ night when everyone is gone to bed and feed it only in the morning, do this for three months and even if its a " Nigerian shepherd "it will start barking, gd luck |
Career / Re: What Is Your Dream Job? by numbers: 9:33am On Apr 16, 2007 |
My dream job is managing the would be world's most successful technical procurement company from the convinience of my living my room |
Religion / Re: I'm A Christian And I Smoke Herbs by numbers: 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
just make sure U keep the seeds out,
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Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by numbers: 10:58am On Mar 29, 2007 |
I'll will personally design and install a vaginal lock on her and the only key would be my thumb print, ;Djust hope I'll never have to, |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Computer Ability Test Of Virgin Nigeria by numbers: 8:22am On Mar 23, 2007 |
@burn, I did the test too and it was a walk through the park thanks to this forum I knew about the timing,my advice is always research on company tests and interviews before hand. |
Romance / Re: Loving Someone And Screwing Someone Else by numbers: 12:17pm On Mar 22, 2007 |
why not! love and sex have 2 different feelings |
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