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CelebritiesRe: Chizzy Alichi Celebrates Her 27th Birthday With Beautiful Photos by Numerouno94(m): 9:19am On Dec 23, 2020
Bigggloadofcum:
See those hips.

Damn!

I'll go all day on this woman without matching my break pad.

Rumours has it that she has a very hard bumbum though. That's a discouraging factor for me.

It has to be so soft and bouncy. No greater pleasure than riding a fat, soft and bouncy bumbum from behind.
grin
SportsRe: Alan Shearer: I Am Not So Sure Arsenal Will Escape Relegation This Season by Numerouno94(m): 2:06pm On Dec 21, 2020
grin
This Shearer Man wanna kill more Arsenal fans.
RomanceRe: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by Numerouno94(m): 2:01pm On Dec 21, 2020
Rest in pussy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Have You Lost Interest In? by Numerouno94(m): 10:15pm On Dec 20, 2020
emmy512:
My girlfriend. She loves me too much and overshows it. Don't know how to tell her I no want again
Gen Gen..!!! grin
Jokes EtcRe: And She Finally Introduces You To Her Family (Funny Memes) by Numerouno94(m): 7:44pm On Dec 20, 2020
grin

Bokoharam self go flee frm dis kind family.
FamilyRe: Woman Celebrates As Her Husband Marries A Second Wife (Photo) by Numerouno94(m): 7:37pm On Dec 20, 2020
grin

Na person marry dis Bokoharam for house?

She luks Scary.
SportsRe: Lewandowski Reaches Bundesliga Goal Milestone by Numerouno94(m): 2:10pm On Dec 17, 2020
cheesy

Beta striker wit few penalties to his name, unlike our penaldo.
RomanceRe: Girls Are Quick To Lose Feelings When A Guy Makes These 4 Mistakes by Numerouno94(m): 10:30am On Dec 15, 2020
AududuNine11:
If you follow woman matter, you will be frustrated.
If I ask you, and she come lose interest, I go wakapass.
I no get time for nonsense drama.
I wonder ooo. Still Surprised how nd why some dudes see babes as gold. Rubbish.
RomanceRe: Girls Are Quick To Lose Feelings When A Guy Makes These 4 Mistakes by Numerouno94(m): 10:29am On Dec 15, 2020
undecided
Nonsense nd Buhari. Who luv epp?

She ask me do u luv me nd i said "slightly" cos i only luv "my bed nd my mama" I'm sorry.
RomanceRe: Girls Are Quick To Lose Feelings When A Guy Makes These 4 Mistakes by Numerouno94(m): 10:26am On Dec 15, 2020
grin
SportsRe: 3 Reasons Why FC Barcelona Is Struggling This Season by Numerouno94(m): 6:58pm On Dec 14, 2020
Bigredmachine:
Ronaldo has won 2 major trophies for his senior national team messi hasn't... Ronaldo has more champions league goals and trophy more than messi

I don't think messi has any tangible thing ahead of Ronaldo... If he has pls tell us
Re u kidding me? who is has d highest numba of balon d'or nd Fifa world best?
who has d highest numba of European golden shoe?
who has d highest numba of of player of d match?
who has d highest numba of player of d tournament?
who has d highest assist?
who has d highest numba of trophies?
who has d highest numba of dribbles for d past decade?
who has d highest numba of goals per calender year?
who has d highest numba of goals against d top big teams in Europe?

Abeg Ronaldo started football b4 Messi buh can u see d few goals Ronaldo has ova messi despite Messi playin lesser games.

So olympics nd under20 world cup Messi won is notin abi? world cup best player Messi won is notin abi? has Ronaldo won one? has Ronaldo being in a world cup final?... Guy lemme stop here, use Google next tym.

Abeg can Ronaldo b a playmaker? can he give a genius pass? can he play 10? Messi plays all d position yet he scores frm all angles unlike ur striker who always waits for tap in nd penalties.

wen was d last tym Ronaldo scores a free kick goals? Sometin Messi uses as pillow. Guy watch Messi play nd u will see dat he is a magician.
Abeg wen was d last tym Ronaldo dribbles an opponent? sometin Messi does always.

Cheers!!
SportsRe: 3 Reasons Why FC Barcelona Is Struggling This Season by Numerouno94(m): 11:56am On Dec 14, 2020
Bigredmachine:
lionel messi is barca's biggest problem... as far as he is still in barcelona, everything about the club will revolve around him, and how do you want a player who is clearly not happy to perform well... barca should have allowed him leave... my humble opinion though (it was recently i realized that there was a big difference between LM10 and CR7... the latter is far ahead of him... no need to argue about it anymore as it is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind
Oga how is d latter miles ahead of him?
Messi has done his best for Barca, thus, its tym he left. Oga wat has Ronaldo achieved dat Messi has not?
Must we always ague abt d better baller betwn dem?.. SMH.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Midtjylland Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 1) On 9th December 2020 by Numerouno94(m): 10:13pm On Dec 09, 2020
BlackManta:
Away straight win when Liverpool don qualify already as winners of their group...Liverpool go rest many senior players cuz they go play Spurs this weekend. This match is not important.

Chelsea wey qualify since last week no be 1-1 dem play yesterday as they no take their match seriously.
grin
I dint even tink abt dat.
HealthRe: I Overdosed on Caffeine help!!! by Numerouno94(m): 10:13pm On Dec 09, 2020
KvngEric:
Number one, thank you for telling me the tapering stuff, i been no know d name.
Ur welkum bro.
HealthRe: I Overdosed on Caffeine help!!! by Numerouno94(m): 3:27pm On Dec 09, 2020
KvngEric:
Possibly, and high dose too. Anyways, if that's the case, i would suggest him stopping slowly not just at once. As in if he used to take 500mg, he shouldn't just wake up and stop taking it. He should take 400mg the next day and 300mg the following day and so on.
Ur absolutely correct sir. Thats called tapering. I tink he shuld see a doctor for a gud tapering plan or rada visit a rehab center.
PetsRe: The Snake I Killed In My Kitchen This Evening by Numerouno94(m): 3:21pm On Dec 09, 2020
900warriorz:
Seriously? Green mamba don hang you for neck from tree before? undecided


I hope you don't say same for a black mamba huh
Abeg na neck chain? grin
PetsRe: The Snake I Killed In My Kitchen This Evening by Numerouno94(m): 3:20pm On Dec 09, 2020
Hw snake dey take enta una kitchen ??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Midtjylland Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 1) On 9th December 2020 by Numerouno94(m): 3:18pm On Dec 09, 2020
ogododo:
Jürgen Klopp will look to field ‘fresh legs’ in Wednesday’s Champions League Group D finale against FC Midtjylland.


Liverpool visit Denmark having already secured their place in the tournament’s last 16 and top spot in the pool.

As such, Klopp - who reported no new fitness concerns following the weekend win over Wolverhampton Wanderers - acknowledged that changes will probably be made at Arena Herning, with three Premier League games in the space of six days on the horizon.

“All the same like for the last game, so just a bigger squad obviously possible,” the boss told Liverpoolfc.com, when asked for an update on the condition of his squad.

“We will travel with a full squad, which is really nice. Good. That’s how it is nowadays. So nobody is back but still good. We are getting there.”
Fresh legs keh? Boys carry away straight win ooo.
HealthRe: I Overdosed on Caffeine help!!! by Numerouno94(m): 3:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
KvngEric:
I saw 8 days there and tot d op must have made a mistake. See, if he took one dose of 1000mg of caffeine which i would classify as an overdose and it doesn't clear in his body in 12hrs and lasts 8 days? Then something else is doing him.
He must hv bn takin it for a long tym now nd this right now is a typical case of a withdrawal symptom.
HealthRe: I Overdosed on Caffeine help!!! by Numerouno94(m): 3:04pm On Dec 09, 2020
Bro 8days?
It seems u were addicted to a certain hard drug nd u wanna come out clean "this a typical case of withdrawal symptoms". Oya spill d truth lets help u or visit a rehab.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Numerouno94(m): 10:08am On Dec 09, 2020
Shellsploit:
Far better than the morgue attendant job am doing...


Afterall he won't be knocking and entering backwards into his office every minute. Someone will be embalming a body, the next thing, u wll be hearing strange voices lipsrsealed
Lmao..
SportsRe: Cristiano, Messi And Salah Battling To Be Named Best Player Of The 21 Century by Numerouno94(m): 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2020
Etumgbe:
Whoever puts Salah's name there will never make heaven
Lol, na fight?. Well its called grace.
SportsRe: Cristiano, Messi And Salah Battling To Be Named Best Player Of The 21 Century by Numerouno94(m): 3:59pm On Dec 08, 2020
Messi my G.
SportsRe: Tusquets: Messi Should Have Been Sold, Says Barca Boss by Numerouno94(m): 1:52pm On Dec 04, 2020
grin
SportsRe: Paris Saint-germain Could Announce The Signing Of €100m Valued Barcelona ... by Numerouno94(m): 1:41pm On Dec 04, 2020
Beverlyjean:
100m...whr are the 700million crooners...even a fool will not throwaway 700million on messi , even if he was 10yrs younger
Ur hatred for Messi is mind blowing.

Can't fantom d reason why a probably broke ass niggar living in penury in a God 4saken country in Africa is always beefin a Billionaire in Europe, not jux a billionaire buh one of d world most influential ppl on earth, nd d best in his field.

Abeg u gat no reason to hate on Messi even though ur a Ronaldo fan niggar..
HealthRe: Please Help, I'm Always Fatigued And I Sleep A lot. by Numerouno94(m): 1:31pm On Dec 04, 2020
Ayoemrys:
You even sleep aroundhuh
Go and beg mama shile
Mad !!!

NYSCRe: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Numerouno94(m): 1:26pm On Dec 04, 2020
candygist:
OP you don't know what is going on. While some coppers are fuc*ing and smusshing on a low, you are here saying the nonsense grin. You are one of the unlucky coppers. Konji go kill you

CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada: I Am Done Dating Nigerian Men by Numerouno94(m): 5:48pm On Nov 19, 2020
Smellymouth:
The problem with most Nigerian ladies is that they believe relationship is all about them, just them... They want the guy to do everything just to keep them satisfied, be it cash, gifts, time, etc. They've naturally come to see this as a norm. It's exhausting.


Who cares if you choose to date an alien?
Correct G.

PoliticsRe: Lekki Shooting: Who Wants DJ Switch Dead? By Osayimwen Osahon George by Numerouno94(m): 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2020
TinubuGoQuench:
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WANT HER DEAD:

1. Tinubu the frog eye drug lord
2. Buhari the sick vegetable in aso rock
3. El rufai the dwarf goat
4. Sanwo olu the useless puppet
5. Online zombies (they know themselves)
Add Lie Muhammad nd Buratai to d list.
Christianity EtcRe: EndSARS: Pastor Sam Adeyemi Reacts To Suit Filed Against Him And Others. by Numerouno94(m): 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2020
Atlas9:
Don't mind them. Sam Adeyemi is a humble, balanced and Christlike person even with his high profile. A man with a true pastor's heart. A public spirited individual.
Understand this: God will frustrate these shenanigans.
IT WILL BACKFIRE.
God bless u bro. Sam Adeyemi is a pastor i respect alot,his devoid of controversies. God bless him.
Christianity EtcRe: EndSARS: Pastor Sam Adeyemi Reacts To Suit Filed Against Him And Others. by Numerouno94(m): 12:09am On Nov 11, 2020
am4truth:
It's obvious that you have a comprehension and low self esteem problem. How is he a fake pastor?. Grow up please and stop disgracing yourself on the social media.
His busy calling Sam Adeyemi one of Africans most humble nd sincere pastor a fake pastor. ok lets assume his a fake pastor; Sam Adeyemi has impacted negatively in d lives of ppl,wat has d so called Ivolt nd Buhari done to d masses compared to Sam. I blif his a Muslim.

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