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Nwachacho:
McGregor needs to be more active to return to his very best. Poirier is good too no doubt

McGregor shuld take a bow, he has paid his dues.

Since he was trashed by Khabib Nurmagomedov last year is career has neva bn d same.

Gone is dat his loud-mouthed facade which always ends in premium tears for him.

The last tym i checked Assnal fans were busy trolling Chelshit after they lost to Leicester... I bn jux dey observe dem keenly. They started chest beating Lol.
Now small breeze don blow fowl yansh don open.

Abeg i wish to b a billionaire nd lack gud speakin nd writing skills... A A Rano nor go skul self. Ur Buhari go skul?....

lets learn to b practical. Show us d before nd after pics of ur ass so we medical pratitioners can proffer a solution.

Uniquekriss:
lol. A trial will convince u bro

Bro i nor dey try am oooo. No kill me wit laff. Actually d post made my day.
My colleagues at work almost died of excess laughter wen i showed dem d post.

Nairaland resident zombies won't like dis.

Watch how dey will avoid this thread like a plague.

Emmanuel909090:
You messed up... But you're broken, remorseful and sorry... That's what really matters as a lot of people don't have this qualities today... If I were in his shoes, I will forgive you and even marry you... Before I meet a dead conscience Adulteressss

I just hope he sees that rare quality in you... I believe you will never cheat if he does...
You are not a hoe... Naira-lander's love ranting...

I love your kind of heart... Just move on, if he is yours he will definitely come around...

Naso.

Thank u lord for removing dis kinda Virgina ppl frm my path.
Through ur guidance i hv suxesfully evaded Virgina ppl wit fish brains all my life nd i will neva come across any in dis life nd d life after Amen. Its not by my power, muscle nor strength by ur grace. Thank u Lord.

Kuku continue wit d oda side guy na. Ur guy can't come nd can himself in an entanglement web.

Uniquekriss:
I've completely done that on one or two occasions. I don't like it, if u mess them must catch u cos d hairs there helps to streamline the mess(fart) and gives it direction, when the hairs are shaved off d mess dey scatter and must sound

Wetin i dey read dis morning?
Lemme assume u jux catching cruise.

heniford2:
will love to shave it off though i enjoy touching it when am alone

Jesus wept.

tobechi74:
I want to talk to you. Chat me up

Make d discussion here, no fear, nobody go beat u.

Thelucifer666:
There is nothing valid in pregnancy

Did Kim Kardashian not get pregnant or beyonce?

Look at her now

Guy b calming down. These celebrities nd models u mentioned always go under d knife like liposuction to suck out d belly fat.

Having said dat, i luv my girls wit flat tummy, buh its not an xcuse to body shame anyone.

paulolee:
all those ones go fail them if them no help themselves, d race is still long and I pay make city no bottle am as Liverpool dey Mumu..

Still Liverpool or City for d trophy.

Its like saying Derby will lift d championship trophy.

Everybody on dis thread now claiming to hv domestic workers, even ppl wey dey face me i face u.

Sunisonflex39:
Messi don bribe that FA or better still they are team messi..
e pain them

Why Messi dey Pepe una lyk dis? hv u 4gotten dat Messi suffered same fate in d hands of Santos after he broke Pele's goal record for a single club?. Goin by ur statement we can also say dat Ronaldo bribed Santos or dey re Ronaldo's fans abi?

Starz825:
Czech FA are messi fans

Re u trying to say Santos of Pele re Ronaldo fans? cos dey did same to Messi? Abeg lets b objective nd leave sentiment aside.

Exactly wat Pele's Santos did wen Messi broke Pele's numba of goals for a single club nd Ronaldo fans were jubilating nd masturbating claiming Santos was right, now d table has turned nd Ronaldo fans re crying.

Lesson: dnt wish unto odas wat u dnt wish for urself.

Ronaldo nd Messi shuld b allowed to enjoy their record breaking suxes, dis bad beles ain't necessary abeg. They hv worked hard for dem.

dapsoneh:
Lala right now

Niggar b careful wat u wished for. A word is enuf for d wise.

Tuchel? Chelsea neva ready yet.

Both of em re cheating, case closed.
Buh dis Ekehinde na rugged man oo. See as him dey whine d babe. Bad G.

And zombies were bashing sahara reporters for exposing d NAF claiming its fake. Zombies una see una life?

They apologized cos dey got little integrity, unlike our oga Enenche for NA.

Oga leave dat girl. Except u wanna kip doin DNA on ur kids as dey arrive. "marry her nd docs go chop ur money tire for DNA, which will end in premium tears"

Ur a man, thus, not all situation u seek for validation. Somethings re glaring. Haba!!

mansakhalifa:
You gooners have suddenly found your voices eh?

Don't worry. You seem to have forgotten the fact that your club hasn't changed all that much. Same unstable Arsenal.

Bad G.

IGoComotYaTeeth:
Imagine an assnal fan calling Chelsea a small club

Assnal fans can run mouth like a running tap.

I slept like a baby yesterday. God bless Leicester.

Assnal fans they form Dwayne Johnson for this thread. Chelshit una see wetin una cause?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
23 years Michael to 27 yearsTiffany ...Love is really beautiful thing....Men are now getting smarter and wiser.....marrying a woman that is damnnn matured
Not those girls of 25 and below that act like babies and nag, complain of almost everything....menstrual pain....buy me this .....buy me that....i miss my period this...I don't have enough pad that...I want to fix nails that shows light in the night...give me transport...sub for me...give me money for eye lash...I want to mix two expensive cream to bring out my colour....am tired of Bob Marley hairstyle...I need kinky ball, braiding, twisting, crochet, Rihanna and chuku hairstyle

the older ladies from 25 and above.....give us peace of mind more....and they are matured enough to take care of their shit themselves
They behave like our mother.........with that they will be crawling into our heart without us knowing....
Boom...before you know it....we engage and pay bride price

Yeah...the one crawling into my heart now is about 3 years and seven months older than me...if she continues treating me this way....she might weaken me as a real niggarrr and i will just pay bride price o

Funi dude.

ObiOfOnistha:
Wada needed mental evaluation, yahaya Bello is stating the obvious, the government is trying to procure Pfizer vaccine for themselves why they are buying Chinese version for the people despite the side effects that comes with it, he is not saying there isn't COVID 19, but the scam that came with it, COVID 19 is less than 15% of the daily report we see online, it is just an avenue to steal money.

Oga u need mental evaluation. Bello is clout chasing. He lacks d effontry to give a piece of advice on gud governance, not to talk of Covid 19. Same idiot dat attacked FMC in Lokoja wit thugs thereby leading to d closure of dat center. Same idiot dat sacked medical doctors in d state replacing dem wit corp members. Bros Bello is jux trying to gain support frm d masses cos he knws most Nigerians dnt blif in Covid. Use ur head. He gives no Bleep abt nobody. His only concerned abt his presidential ambition.

teejet:
And Kogi state is now number ONE state in terms of foreign investment inflows

How? Dnt blif every shit u read online. Kogi is in comatose cos of Bello. No salary, no pension, no promotion, no single project. I repeat,No SINGLE PROJECT. Only Thugs wit pump action riffles everywhere. U guys shuld b calming down. Bello is clout chasing.