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So why address her as "Miss" and not "Mrs". Seems all was not well. May her soul rest in peace. Amen.

How long did it take Mr. President to appoint his ministers?

Biglittlelois:
Your mistake is, you shouldn't have told her your mum suggested it, you would have said that it was your idea, you should have brought up the topic in a way that will make her see reasons why it is logical to cut cost, instead of calling her on phone saying bla bla your mum bla bla, and i can imagine you saying it in a bossy way sef, it is her wedding as she said, as it is yours too, make her feel like she's in charge but you're the one controlling things on the side, very simple. Most times it is you men that majorly cause unnecessary animosity between your mother and wives, you guys don't know how to present a case smoothly without bringing up issues.

Best response so far!

Ewooooo!

navigante:
We are in same situation.lost mine last week of febuary, worse for me cos i saw her last in 2019 and her death came as shock to everyone..Ddnt know depression is this bad,no motivation, no strenght for anyting even to pray..took some time off from work yet ddnt get any better..people think am fine but am bleeding on the inside...just try to stay strong

So sorry! �

I lost my mum 2 weeks ago . We were very close and shared a strong bond. For over 2 years I've been away from home, she has called every single day.
Before she passed on, she kept begging me to come see her. I kept postponing until I finally did in January this year. She was happy I came home and even prayed for me(something she hasn't done before). I returned back to base. Two weeks later she passed on.
I don't know how to cope. I've lost all zeal to live. Life no longer makes sense. I'm depressed.
Who has been in this situation before? How did you pull through?

See his inhumane face!
But the officer's trousers though in the last picture.

We already knew the imp was lying.

Are you sure Donald Trump is not African? Nigerian precisely!

I've never made the mistake of living in the same space with the Landlord. That's when you'll be subjected to all manners of wierd "dos and don'ts"

Tiwaz2:
Please, be careful when making a transaction at a POS terminal. Some POS agents can send your ATM card details to fraudsters.

• HOW IT IS BEING DONE

When you go to a POS terminal to make a transaction, he/she will collect your ATM card and slot it into an ATM machine. After few seconds, he/she will tell you that the POS machine is malfunctional (i.e not working properly). He/She will tell you that you should wait while he/she bring another POS machine inside.

When he/she goes inside, your ATM card will be snapped (including the surface and below) with a smartphone. He/She will surely come out with another POS machine, but you will not know that your ATM card had been snapped and sent to fraudsters! The fraudsters will now use your ATM card details and make transactions online!

Without my PIN?

paix:
So are picking the nice comments to read; or are you reading the ones that rhyme with what you wanted to write?

The latter!

Hmmmm the things I want to type are not nice so let me read comments instead.

Nengi is a seductress and manipulator! Lucy is her nemesis!

Lol

Ok

Unfortunately nothing will be done to him! To think that people actually paid money to go put their lives at risk! Mad oh

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

And you call yourself a man? Foolish woman wrapper! I wish your mother would lay curses on you!

I wonder how many virgin heads will be used for the ceremony.

Ok

Bundle her out of there!

BanevsJoker:
Nairalanders...according to NurseJay, poisoning your husband is the solution.

What I write is my cup of tea. What you understand is entirely up to you. Happy new year.

This isn't necessary!
Instead she should have bought and added a very effective purgative to her husband's meal. Let me see how he will run after another woman while looking for where the toilet is. Let her do this 3 times weekly for 2 months. The husband will think the side chick is the cause and run for his life.

emmy512:
YOUR INFORMATION IS OUTDATED AS REGARDS TINAPA.
ITS AN ABANDONED PLACE. NO ONE DOES ANYTHING CONCERNING CHRISTMAS THERE.
THERE ARE NO MALLS AS YOU SAID EXISTING. THE PLACE NOW LOOKS LIKE THE SET OF THE WALKING DEAD OR OTHER SCARY ABANDONED PLACES. SINCE DONALD DUKE LEFT OFFICE WE'VE NOT HAD A TINAPA .
EVEN ARCADE CENTRE NO LONGER EXISTING. YOU CAN ONLY GO THERE TO SIT QUIETLY AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BABE WITHOUT TOO MUCH EYES ON YOU.

God bless you for saying it the way it is!

eROCK247:
Boss!!!

Actually I'm not bossy. I was desperate and he was taking my patience and calm for granted.

Lol Same shit happened to me last year!
While fuming and waiting for him to finish(a material he was given over one month ago), another client came in. Oga tailor had the liver to leave my cloth to go attend to the one who just came in,like I wasn't there!
I quietly looked around, saw some other people's clothes, packed as many as I could quietly and started walking out.
By the time oga noticed what I had done, I was already trying to open my car door, to dump the clothes and drive off with them. Wouldn't have gone through with it sha buh desperate times.......... so let's all be mad oh!
After much begging,asked him to either finish my job that instant or he explains to his other clients what happened to their missing materials!
For a job he kept postponing for over a month,he finished it under 3hours. 3 hours! And yes,I waited the whole time.

Ok. Buh the spider men should be considered for da job cos they already gat da physical skills needed.

50thugs! Fear police! I repeat,fear police!

sinaj:
Remove the roof

We here for office don laugh sotey belle dey pain person! Jesu!

Lol

I think the most suitable caption should be :

"Muma Gee, her hair, Prince Eke And Their Children Step Out For Lunch".

You just can't help but notice that hairdo!

Awwwww such wonderful friends! All mine knows, is to borrow and never pay back!