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Una doo ee. As e be say I dey d land of pidgin english, make I join una for here. No be say I even like to dey speak uhmm gud english sef. I lyk to dey speak pidgin eh, so tey d tin taya me sef. E dey do me tininitanana...

italo: Why do the JESUITS always encourage homosexuality but forbids marriage IN YOUR HEAD?

my dear stop wasting your time on catholic church haters.. It started long ago, yet the church of God still stands. They are looking for more members for their pastors. Just relax!

When a critically sick person is brought to the hospital, the first thing the doctor does is to set line and start infusing to atleast help hydrate the patient. Same with the pope! He is like a doctor. I don't know why you people like looking out for faults in the catholic church.. Funny enough, it makes me love the church the more. Let God be the judge!

shejane: Nd y do doctors ask 4 ur medical file or history b4 treating or prescribing drugs 2u? Y do doctors contact der patients former doctor b4 going on wt treatment?
D church is doing wot d pple wat now nd nt wot God wat

If u read ur bible well, God hate sins we commit wt our body nd dats y he continue 2 say dat our body is d temple of God

Killing is a sin bt fornication wada wt a man or woman is worst y? because dats his temple

So many places in bible talks abt adultery,fornication nd if God can destroy a city because of fornication nd homosexual my brother dat is d greatest sin eva

Let us go back 2 God nd do his will nd nt d will of pple because we wat multitude in our churches

There's a woman I love so much her name is Mary...... Happy birthday blessed mother....... You are the best!!

Have u thought of visiting ahmadu bello university? Its very big and lovely too...

I wonder how some men behave. I really need to share my personal experience here. I stood at obanikoro bustop in lagos at about 5p.m on thurs waiting for a bus to board to oshodi. I stood patiently for like 10mins without any empty bus to board. While there, a gentle looking man in a private car stopped and asked me where i was going to. I reluctantly told him because i personally to enter lift. He then he offered to drop me. I scrutinized the car and didn't want to enter but then i gave myself courage saying he could just be a good samaritan. I prayed before entering the car and i started praying in my mind in the car since it was my first time. My spirit was just not at peace with the man. He introduced himself and i did same but prevented any conversion. While on the road i heard the sound of zip opening, i turned my eyes to see what was happening only for me to see that the man brought out his tiny penis and was rubbing it. Damn!!! I started sweating from all angles and i started serious prayers. As he was touching it he was looking at me but i kept a straight face pretending i didn't know what was happening. This man was supposed to go straight but then said 'do u mind if i take this diversion?' i gently told him to look for a place to pack and drop me that i would find my way. This isi-ewu of a man told me that he wanted me to sit so we could still talk with his pin penis outside. I made sure i kept a straight face while talking, praying at the same time and i told him not to worry that he would surely see me there again that we will talk better next time. He requested for my number, i hurriedly gave it to him and got down. I had to trek the remaining quarter way to oshodi. Then i asked myself, what was the man actually after? I was wondering if there was some kind of charm there or just madness.

She is my colleague and we stay in the same lodge. We were together in the hosp 4 our normal evening duty n she even borrowed #500 but i left her in d hosp cos i had slight headache. People actually thought it was me. I thank God 4 touching d surgeons who dnt stay around to come dat nite. God heal u completely Folakemi dearie..

Read d book of romans chap 1-3 very well. Case closed... I dnt argue on social network.

trolling: we are instructed to judge if you know your Bible then you'll apply judge in its context, like Paul said the saints shall judge Angels, now go and figure out what context Paul is talking about...

Kudos.... Why not let d living God be the judge? Or did ur bible not tell u to judge not?

trolling: who made a servant of satan the servant of the true living god, gullible n sottish people

Are u kidding me? Calling a servant of God foolish? Hmmm... God have mercy! Excuse me, are u any better than d gay people?

D Lioness: Foolish man. No doubt he is a gay hmslf.

Password77: i dey tells u. . . If not for the certificate, i for done retire since. They expect us to work like elephants and eat like ants. . . This is nt service, it is slavery.

dnt mind those yeye ppl ojare. Lyk d hosp i'm serving as a nurse, anytym ur duty as a corper falls with a staff dat collects ova a 100k, the staff wont cum leaving all d ward wahala on 1 person. I don do dem back nau, i dint go to work 2day n wen she cald i told her i'm not around

Password77: i dey tells u. . . If not for the certificate, i for done retire since. They expect us to work like elephants and eat like ants. . . This is nt service, it is slavery.

dnt mind those yeye ppl ojare. Lyk d hosp i'm serving as a nurse, anytym dey put me or any corper wit a staff, the staff wont cum leaving all d ward wahala on 1 person. I don do dem back nau, i dint go to work 2day n wen she cald i told her i'm not around

HARDEYLEKE: in my own perspective... 1.5m iz too small for 2baba to donate.. U got diz funds bro.. Why not help with @least 5m or even pay all d 16m..buh u still try shar.. Nice move...

na u work put for him pocket? Btw o, ojb money wey him get nko? Nawao

[quote author=Wise_old_man]Leave blackface out of it. Ahan, what did d poor boy do?

Owkies, when last did u buy his CD? or attend his show, i was even thinking of organising a fundraiser for him sef...[/quote]hahahaha.... Badt guy!

emmysenior: Ufedo mi =» IGALA

yes o... Others, Uyo mi, emi, i don 4get o... Lol

I no even get bag then sef, na poly bag i dey use carry my books. Wen i got 2 senior sec sch i was holding my books.

Emmadani: then i wuld lhke to know d kind of person u are.

Sorry, i dnt wnt u to knw my kind of person. Period!

Emmadani: a kind of person i would like to knwMayb i might not b suprised,do u mind?

I mind!

Emmadani: haha,Nurse can date any guy provided he is gud in the sack.

I dnt v any xplanatn to give. U'd b surprised with d kind of person i am.

I can date a younger guy provided he has d qualities i nid. As a matter of fact i was dated a younger guy n he is d most romantic guy i av cum across. I still miss him everyday... I can date a younger guy provided he has d qualities i nid. As a matter of fact i was dated a younger guy n he is d most romantic guy i av cum across. I still miss him everyday...

topemirates: Yes, I'm in igbedi village (Kolokuma/Opokuma LGA)

I avn't heard of d place b4. Hope u r enjoying ur stay?

dmalam: I ws paid 2mnths alawee instead of 1, hw do i return d 19.8k extra to nysc...

Lol... Oboy we nid people lyk u as leaders o.

topemirates: Whr in bayelsa r u

I'm in okolobiri.. Are u in bayelsa?

Password77: na Hostel u dey

na corpers lodge o. Getting accomodation here is scarce n expensive.

Abeg... Wat wuld d winner get?

EmmyDe25: That doesnt sound pritty sexy. BTW, what you doing up this late swidy?

my rumates were disturbing jawe

EmmyDe25: Awww.... Wen are you coming down to the west?

i don't knw yet

EmmyDe25: Nawa o! Where you comot from sef? We Igala no dey like money nau.. abi na from where you see your own.
Buh come o... Like you're in lag presently?

You no serious... Who no like money. Well, i'm currently in bayelsa state serving my father's land.

EmmyDe25: Nawa o! Where you comot from sef? We Igala no dey like money nau.. abi na from where you see your own.
Buh come o... Like you're in lag presently?

You no serious... Who no like money. Well, i'm currently in bayelsa state serving my father's land as they said we should.

I live in lag dear bt send d money 1st abeg

EmmyDe25: Haba! Noooo.... just for visitation and some sight seeing. Am sure u'l likey. *winks*

Hmmmm.... I remember wen my v.gud frnd told me to go n buy sweet for both of us at nyt dat she didn't wnt to go close to d mallam's shop. She followed me but stayed back n gave me wat she cald money n instructed me not to open. I was so happy dat i ws going 2 v sum sweet dt i ran 2 d shop. Lo n behold wen i handed ova d money 2 d mallam, it was paper. I still no knw how i take escape the knock! I c my babe dey far dey fire laugh. I had 2 join her sha because atleast knock no land 4 my head. Wow! Childhood days...

EmmyDe25: Shey you go fit come lag nau, abi you wan make i con see you for Goodluck state?

make i cum lag cum collect d money?