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patholaw: mehnn u just killed english

in civilised world, people do not waste their time doing spell checks or verifying grammer structure on threads because they feel the person who makes a minor mistake perhaps is a german, chinese or even from iceland and hence not very versed in english but in Nigeria or on nairaland, some i diots wont. they just sit down there,feeling funky with their china-made phone,raining curses on a fellow just because they want cheap credits. If you r.etards are so good with the language how come you dont have phd in it and to know that english is a borrowed language only makes it more annoying.

Congrats Passy...KonFam Uniben Bobo

go joor, you are too fine

i didn't grow up with my parents. Where does that leave me?

why dont you update us on something i care more about...Like, there is this zit on my back that i have been trying to reach all day?

Femsyn: the office a'int "cool", its "clueless"

i think your clueless.

Okija_juju: Open the engine and check for re-spray and body work...


_{Sorry, thats for cars..}

lmfao, guy you no dey try. the guy was serious you know?

ban smoking in public places...nice, but i wonder how the average agbero at Oshodi would take this?

Song of Solomon 7:3-9

"3 Your b r e a sts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. 6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing, O love, with your delights! 7 Your stature is like that of the palm, and your br e a sts like clusters of fruit. 8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit." May your bre a sts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples,9 and your mouth like the best wine. May the wine go straight to my lover, flowing gently over lips and teeth.

Chai Oga Solo, you go kill pesin o.

seunajia: You had to quote all that just to write two lines while "shouting"?
And you ironically made reference to monkey. Smh.

here we go again!!! i hate it when a nigga tries to act like he knows english. guy abeg go front go park jor.

HammedSodiqq: Cleric unmasks Boko Haram sponsors •Names prominent Nigerians, top govt functionaries •Forwards list to Senate President, supports claims with video clips •Mark orders investigation •UK charity group accused of funding Boko Haram


A Maiduguri, Borno State-based cleric, Pastor Kallamu Musa Ali Dikwa, has unmasked those behind the activities of the dreaded Islamic sect popularly known as Boko Haram and forwarded their names to the Senate President, Senator David Mark, for necessary action.

The Nigerian Tribune authoritatively learnt that the cleric chronicled the activities of the sect in an open letter to the Senate President entitled, “Open letter to the Senate president: My Suggestion on how to tackle Boko Haram,” dated 17th June, 2011 but was received by the office of the Senate President on November 2, 2011.

Further investigation by the Nigerian Tribune showed that alarmed by the claims of the cleric in the open letter, which was supported with five DVD-CDs containing video clips of the activities of the sect and their sponsors, the Senate president reportedly referred the matter, along with the five DVD-CDs, to the appropriate Senate committee for a thorough investigation on February 29 this year but nothing was heard since then, because of the names of the prominent Nigerians and top government officials mentioned.

In the open letter, the cleric suggested that the Freedom of Information Act should be used to extract the phone numbers of the leaders of the Boko Haram group from journalists who had been receiving text messages and press releases from the group from time to time.

He advised that the government should start the crusade of ending the Boko Haram menace in the country by fishing out its officials and security agents supporting the terrorist group since it had now been established that the group was being supported by prominent Nigerians, top government officials and decurity personnel.

The cleric, who identified the head of one of the prominent Federal Government agencies as the financial secretary of the group, alleged in the letter that the “Islamic Revolution has a security committee” with a former principal officer in the Senate, as well as a former governor from the North as members, saying that the main aim of the group was to Islamise the country through Jihad.

Pastor Dikwa also revealed all his interactions with the now late leader of the group, Mohammed Yusuf, since 2006 till he was killed and why he was killed and why the group continued to attack churches, security personnel and installations.

When contacted, the Special Adviser to the Senate President (Media), Mr Kola Ologbondiyan, said that he was not aware of the said sensitive letter but promised to find out from the appropriate quarters.

However, another top aide to the Senate president told the Nigerian Tribune in confidence that the office received the letter and, as usual, passed same to Senator Mark and that he immediately sent it to the appropriate quarters for a thorough investigation because of its sensitivity.

According to the source, “it is true, a letter like that was received from a cleric. I can't remember his name again but the Senate president acted on it. Maybe the investigation is still in progress, I don't know. But now that you are raising it [the issue], we will find out. The claims of the cleric are nothing that can be overlooked; something will have to be done.”

Meanwhile, a London-based charity organisation, Al-Muntada Trust Fund, has been accused by a British member of parliament of funding Boko Haram in Nigeria, according to a report released by British newspaper The Guardian on Sunday.

David Alton, a member of the House of Lords, raised concerns about the Al-Muntada Trust Fund’s activities with Foreign Office minister, Lord Howell, in July, as well as with the United Kingdom’s Charity Commission and the Metropolitan police.

However the charity commission stated that while it was aware of concerns regarding Al-Muntada’s affiliations with Boko Haram, it was unable to confirm whether those concerns were directly related to the London-based Al-Muntada, since there were several other charity organisations registered under the same name, according to The Guardian.

Nevertheless, the London-based Al-Muntada is notorious for being a platform for radical clerics, The Guardian reported.

Nigerian state security also has concerns with Al-Muntada allegedly funding Boko Haram, according to Nigerian media reports.

Boko Haram has been conducting violent activities in Nigeria since 2009, usually by blowing up churches. The Nigerian Army announced on Friday the killing of seven suspected Boko Haram members and the arrest of 13 others, according to BBC news.

BBC news quoted Lieutenant Colonel Sagir Musa who said the killings and arrests took place after “a group of gunmen suspected of being Boko Haram,” attacked a military checkpoint.

The attacks came a day after Boko Haram released a statement claiming responsibility for attacking a number of mobile telecoms installations, according to Reuters.

In their statement, Boko Haram explained their actions, accusing the mobile installations of giving security personnel information about them, vowing to “continue attacking them until they stop,” Reuters reported.

Boko Haram also vowed not to “leave any correspondent or staff of the Voice of America (VOA), alone”, according to VOA. The Islamist group accused VOA of having taken “the task of harming our religion.”

Boko Haram, a term which means that western teachings are prohibited, is an organisation seeking to impose Islamic Shari’a law in Nigeria, especially in the Muslim-majority North. It is affiliated with Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/lead-stories/47305-cleric-unmasks-boko-haram-sponsors-names-prominent-nigerians-top-govt-functionaries-forwards-list-to-senate-president-supports-claims-with-video-clips-mark-orders-investigation-uk-charity-group-accused-of-funding-boko-haram

PLEASE DONT WASTE OUR DATA. THIS NEWS IS TOTALLY USELESS WITHOUT THE NECESSARY DETAILS. A NUTLESS MONKEY CAN WRITE THIS UP.

Godmother: What do you do when you meet someone great but u feel no attraction to the person whatsoever, not emotionally, physically or otherwise.

Does it really matter what a person looks like?

i think the ladies need good looks to complement whatever they have on the inside. Its called packaging. Men are usually moved by what they see.

van bonattel: Can anybody tell me the real achievements of sanusi since he became Governor of cbn?

errr...i think your looking right at it.

yuzedo: This nigger's spelling/English tho! . . .It can cure Cancer!

so what are you feeling like, a kpako linguist? focus on the topic and ignore the flaws in another niggas grammar. English language no be our own, na teach them teach us.

sureboykris: pls don't let Ūя̲̅ attitude lead U̶̲̥̅̊ to an early grave. I've watched HIV kill lots of peeps

i was going to call you a R E T A R D but i just remembered that my cousin's neigbour's little puppy died today so am gonna let you pass.

keneri: My dear friend, Herpes is NOT terminal. Its just another kind of oral/sexually transmitted virus. There are two major types, Oral (mouth) and on the reproductive organs. Do your research before running into conclusions. Herpes has no "cure" per sey and can lie dormiant in the system for years until when activated by sickness etc. And pls and Pls HIV/AIDS isn't a conspiracy, it kills both whites and blacks alike. check this out for more info: http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

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"Terminal illness is a medical term popularized in the 20th century to describe a disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the patient within a period of time" so your telling me the sickness will have to wait for years before activating the herpes right?

yea yea, it kills both white and blacks..i never brought anything about being black or white or green...If you believed so much in medicine and a doctor tells you that you have got some few more years to live what would be your response? Bro, its a simple psychology - KILL THE MIND, KILL THE MAN. i would leave you to your opinion though.

as if there was a killer disease called HIV...It has been a scam from the beginning.Infact the biggest scam ever known to mankind. The doctors made billions of dollars from the drugs they approved for the treatment (Anti Retroviral Drugs) .Its a simple logic, a pack of high profile doctors conspires to tell the world that HIV exists. These same doctors come out with costly drugs for its treatment. I have never been scared of HIV just scared of other STDs that are really terminal like Herpes.

jude33084: Picture of baby SoyinKa in 1955 ĹƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡L 

ode!!! picture of wole soyinka in 1955 is coloured but his picture in 1965 is in black and white. Besides, are you trying to tell me that he was just 10 in 1965? You be goat o.

Sweetlemon: All u guys shouting "Naija girls" here don't know nothing about about oyibo women.
Let me tell u something, the average 9ja babe gold digger will date a guy because she wants stuffs like BB, BIS, brazillian hair (or whatever hair) clothes, shoes, maybe a car, and stuffs like that.
But a typical white chick gold digger will date you for a tastefully furnished house, a posh car, a trip to paris or the bahamas, use your credit cards shopping at harrods, and later find her way into your house as your wife only to divorce you after a fews months or years (if you are lucky) and of course pocketing over 70 % of your hard earned money!
pls Check out the likes of Hulk Hogan's wife and how they dealt with their husbands!

naija babe will not consider "posh car, trip to paris or a house" IT IS WAY OUT OF REACH

miteolu: Comparing late president Yar'adua of nigeria photo

dude which one be your own na? or you forget to take your afternoon medicine?

for a moment i thought i was staring @ a black D I C K ...God help my beautiful mind.

funny, but it's touching, really.

Am going to be fair and say that the future of Niger-area is in our hands. Not just in the hands of our leaders, God has to work on all of us.