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Mrshape:
Yes, just explain it to him the way you typed it on nairaland.

No go read for your waec, tell us say Na because of your brother wife pants Na him make you fail.

Because them no tell you make you wash am Na him make you get mouth still day talk, if you overstay your welcome that will be part of your duties

funny guy, no do make blood no comot for my eyes

olaric:
That's why they are only found in wildest of forests.

Fear gorilla with 6 sp

Prophet of doom, I will still quote you when he (Obaseki) shall be dealt with by the electorates which I doubt if you are an Edo blood.
You think this is an online thing, ego soon clear for your eyes come election day.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This won't prevent obaseki from winning

Funny child

What is the governor meeting the lad for?

SAMBARRY:
I'm not saying he should be disrespectful to his Mom but he should be able to MANAGE THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIS MOM AND HIS WIFE.men rarely care about that part of their relationship.everything must always revolve around ME,MY NEEDS,MY EGO, WHAT I WANT, WHAT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT.me,me,me.thats their only central focus.If men can manage the relationship between both parties all this unnecessary mil vs Dil fight will not even arise because everyone knows Their place but carrying mummy on top of the head can be very annoying




Nobody is disputing the fact that mummy didn't eat so that you will Go to school, mummy sold her jewelry so that you will eat and all those tales but you too turn the situation around if you have a lady that is always my mummy this,my mummy that,won't you be irritated?

Meanwhile this is the kind of behaviour that will be making some women pray or wish their MIL dies before they get married because of your statement :MY MOTHER TAKES THE 1ST PLACE IN MY HEART AND MY WIFE TAKES THE 2ND POSITION.HOWEVER AFTER SHE DIES SHE CAN TAKE THE 1ST POSITION.so her brain will be like ok so until her MIL before he can place greater value on her.ok.let her pray for her MIL TO DIE

I'm sorry but i have to tell you the truth sir.
You ended up saying nothing sir,and that's the truth.

Maybe the guy don't use to play NAIRABET

hopefulLandlord:
But my pastor told me You don't need a facemask or facesheild or nosemask to protect yourself from Coro. All you need is believe in the protection from the blood of a Jew who couldn't survive ordinary 3 nails and screamed to ask why his dad forsook him 2000 years or so ago

I chose to ignore you because it was the likes of you that forced Christ to come down on earth.

'Your pastor told' what are you doing in the church? You should rather be in the mosque where your likes are waiting for those "virgins".

Copy copy PMB.
Because Trump is now wearing face mask now, you now decide to follow him do so.

I read in books that you always stick to your words but the writers of those books all lied about you.

[quote author=allthingsgood post=91874666]To me Joy Nunieh is nothing but an expensive olosho. There is no how u run through 4 husbands while still in your 50s and expect to be normal.

My own conspiracy theory is that Madam joy f**ked her way to the top and thereby acquired this goddess mentality aka everybody is beneath me aka I got all the power. But when she was removed, hell hath no fury like an olosho scorned [/quote

And your mum that has a single husband but has been sneaking out to date the landlord who gave birth to your half brother/sister unknowing to your dad except your mum's sister that is privy to the hidden tale has not achieved 0.1% of what she has.
Go and asked your Aunt and you will find out that your so called brother and sister are actually your hour half siblings.

Next time try and tame your words so you don't attract comments that are not palatable to your generation.

[quote author=fabuloz1 post=91713614]Sometimes, I wonder how some people understand something. She simply meant, it's more preferable for her to be in a man's house, whether she cheats or not than being a Nun practising celibacy but yet cheat. You don't know that when you are in the latter state, your conscience pricks you so badly and you won't ever be comfortable with life[/quote.

Why quoting me?
Where has your under led you to?
So cheating in a man's house is what is preferable by your understanding.

Always read through your comments thoroughly before quoting someone else.

[quote author=noblejoeuc post=91694099]Rev. Sister said “I will rather be in a man house than to be cheating in the house of the Lord…
Congrats to you nwa Igbo Rev Sister that got married.

What makes you think you won't still cheat on your husband if you cheated while in the very house of God?

He is joking, maybe they are planning using him to split votes in the election.
Now that black lives matter and blacks are been discriminated is when you think it right to run. After Obama a black man has ruled for 8 years, another black want to try this shit with Americans again.
In the whites voice " let Trump continue instead of this black shit".

SOFTDRINK:
You're the one actually embarrassing yourself by subtly supporting birthing bastards and being proud about it.



So, please shut it.

Maybe you try checking the REAL meaning of bastard, then you know who's embarrassing who.

Good
I thought one former assembly guy said Hope should not come near Edo, except he wants to die.
Shebi the guy see Hope for Edo state

SadiqBabaSani:
If Edo state goes to PDP that's the End for Oshiomole

I fear ur reasoning
You talk as if naija election is based on higher number of votes.
In case u forget, naija election is all about who rig well, so as far as am concern let Obaseki join 70 political parties together, he has met His Waterloo.

*Lesson* Never outshine your master when you have little or no chance of doing so.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

All these overrated Pentecostal God of men

Catholicism over Pentecostalism anyday anytime twice on Saturday


Ain't no Mary worshipper
But as a real niggarrr i must tell you the truth
Catholicism over Pentecostalism anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Who asked you to leave ur statue worshipping?
Is that the heading of the story you read?
Keep deceiving yourself.

The man is 79, so if you don't mind give us space let those that fill like celebrate him.
Happy birthday sir.

Happy birthday sir, living long is your portion as the Lord will keep you for us your children in the Lord and the ministry you laboured for.

Decryptor:
STALE!

We are no longer interested.

Many people have started throwing away their face masks already.

COVID-19 in Nigeria is like a youth corper who collected exemption letter and never reported to PPA (Nigeria) and plantoon officers (NCDC) were using him to shine. Now he don collect discharge certificate come go him papa house and you people are still bringing out yeye figures?

Mumu dey worry una!

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Let them continue bringing out scores, we are watching.
By the time this whole figure will reach 250,million they all know we all know they are lying

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
a good gesture, but why disclose his identity to the public, internet goes far and wide, Chinese reading news on here won’t be happy seeing him

Why not if not.
U mean those guys on EFCC uniforms should only be showcasing naija boys only and treat foreigners with decorum?
If it were in China or else where in the world, do you know what would have happened by now?

Let's classify it as SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTION.
Anyway just waiting for our Madagascar consignment to arrived ABJ first.

So you already anticipated for insult?
Am Not here to give u what u want(insult) rather am here to ask you some wuestions
Wike asked us to restock.
What are we restocking with?
I know you dine in the same table with him, hence you are here defending him.
Why did police not killed arrested kidnapers that killed those RSU/UNIPORT students immediately they were arrested?
Is it that what they did not punishable?
What's the different between jungle justice and what the governor did?
What if the information the governor got was wrong?
A dice dice has many sides to it, I supposed you know.

*Drama in Rivers State* l

Wike said " which PHED? take him to the isolation centre".......

Later when he was told that he arrested the MD of PHED, he asked what is PHED....
They now told him Port Harcourt electricity distribution company ...."Ah ah the guy would have said NEPA now....abeg go and release him fast"

Your hot temper/gragra/frog voice will not allow you to digest things properly before you react.
When the said PHED guy brought trucks of rice to you, what did you address him as?
When the new MD pay you a courtesy visit, what did u know him as?

You are only forming not to know what PHED means just because Nigerians have called you out online, very soon you will also say the hotels you demolished, you were thinking is another isolation centre.
Karma is very very real and knows ur destination.

Partial lifting of the lockdown for us to restock.
Which money are we restocking with?
Now u restock your kitchen with government money, I don't even have a dine and u are asking me to restock. I only work on percentage meaning as long as this lockdown persist I have nothing to restock with.
God dey sha.

#Today'supdate:

When Wike was a juniour minister, he harassed a sitting governor.

Then, he didn't think a governor was an emperor Abuja could not dare.

He was junior minister of education.

Possibly didn't know where his office was.

Yet he tried to hijack the Rivers house of assembly with the help of his madam.

Yes, they planned a takeover with only 5 members in a 32 member house.

You cant forget Chidi Lloyd.

Chidi Lloyd took the mace and swung it at the impostor whom Wike was planting as speaker.

Those days, the junior minister used the commissioner of police to fire tear gas canisters into the government house.

They caged the governor and a two third of the members of the house of assembly.

Literally, they quarantined them in government house.

The commissioner of police was so intoxicated with Wike's wine and power, he declared himself the man that caged the lion.

Today Wike is governor and a governor is now an emperor.

He threatens everybody, including police officers

He threatens ministers who have proper portfolios.

Anyone watching Wike today would think he is occupying a higher position than Amaechi did in 2014.

Well he is not.

The difference is Buhari.

If Buhari were another hero, another Mbu would have chased Wike and his megalomania off the streets.

But it's not over yet.

If this nuisance continues till 2021, something will give someday.

Well perhaps you shouldnt be hopeful. This Buhari likes the idea of change, but he it appears he doesn't want to go from tyrant to hero of democracy.

So Wike can continue.

Your mates the volunteer themselves for covid-19 test run, you are here crying because your are starve of sex.

The way people are misbehaving surprise me, God has a lot of work, He has the whole world to look after. He cannot just be here in Nigeria looking after idiots...".
*In a war situation, nobody asks anyone to stay indoors. You stay indoors by choice. In fact, if you have a basement, you hide there for as long as hostilities persist. During a war, you don't insist on your freedom. You willingly give it up in exchange for survival. During a war, you don't complain of hunger. You bear hunger and pray that you live to eat again*

*During a war, you don't argue about opening your business. You close your shop (if you have the time), and run for your life. You pray to outlive the war so that you can return to your business (that's if it has not been looted or destroyed by mortar fire.*

*During a war, you are thankful to God for seeing another day in the land of the living. During a war, you don't worry about your children not going to school. You pray that the government does not forcefully enlist them as soldiers to be trained in the school premises now turned military depot.*

*The world is currently in a state of war. A war without guns and bullets. A war without human soldiers. A war without borders. A war without cease-fire agreements. A war without a war room. A war without sacred zones.*

*The army in this war is without mercy. It is without any milk of human kindness. It is indiscriminate - it has no respect for children, women, or places of worship. This army is not interested in spoils of war. It has no intention of regime change. It is not concerned about the rich mineral resources underneath the earth. It is not even interested in religious, ethnic or ideological hegemony. Its ambition has nothing to do with racial superiority. It is an invisible, fleetfooted, and ruthlessly effective army.*

*Its only agenda is a harvest of death. It is only satiated after turning the world into one big death field. Its capacity to achieve its aim is not in doubt. Without ground, amphibious and aeriel machines, it has bases in almost every country of the world. Its movement is not governed by any war convention or protocol. In short, it is a law unto itself. It is Coronavirus. Also known as COVID-19 (because it announced its destructive presence and intention in the year of our Lord 2019)*

*Thankfully, this army has a weakness and it can be defeated. It only requires our collective action, discipline and forbearance. COVID-19 cannot survive social and physical distancing. It only thrives when you confront it. It loves to be confronted. It capitulates in the face of collective social and physical distancing. It bows before good personal hygiene. It is helpless when you take your destiny in your own hands by keeping them sanitized as often as possible.*

*This is not a time to cry about bread and butter like spoilt children. After all, the Holy book tells us that man shall not live by bread alone. Let's obey and follow the instructions of the authorities. Let's flatten the COVID-19 curve. Let's exercise patience. Let's be our brothers' keeper. In no time, we shall regain our freedom, enterprise and socializing.*

kiddoiLL:
Proverbs 11:10 When it goes well with the righteous, the city rejoices; and when the wicked perish there are shouts of gladness....
I hope the Covid is working and taking them Alphabetically at Aso Rock

Who's next in line to die? According to the alphabet

Don't mind them, food and electricity, which is the most important one in this lockdown period?
Every time someone will be hearing poor and vulnerable, who are those people?

Thought Nigeria is the poverty headquarters of the world, meaning all Nigerians are not well to do and are vulnerable.