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critic

Where did u get that from Lady B
Anyways
Static

Abeg k-pumping am @ sea here . . .

Begging!!! lol. Crawl, crawl afrodonkey, you convoluted Be**t of burden!

whao

psychic

If they continue then i dont see how my brains wont stop replying them. If they stop I stop. It's them not me.

Thanks spikelord, it's all about nothing oooo. i only said "old joke" and they all came buzzing like a bee. Am i not meant to air my opinion. Pls ask them if in their villages ( cos they are not acting like city ppl ) democracy is a distant cry.

@spikelord

spikelord:
Did you compose this yourself?

this joke could have been a fantastic joke but 4 composition it lost its flavour.

@oscarwodo

oscarwodo:
one guy was toasting a babe and the babe deside to answer wit bile verse
the guy said wats up girl?
the girl replyed matthew 7,7
and desided to to answer wit a bible verse too
he look at the girls mouth and it was sweet
and he replyed wit songs of solomon 1,1

matt 7,7 ask and it shall be giveing to u, etc
songs of solomon 1,1 kiss me wit the kisses of your
mouth for your love is sweeter than wine

Can u kindly recompose this joke it sounds good but . . .

fabric

@Reba
Oh Mary, I 4got the "Old Joke" was about a gal in SA. Are u so sour from being bruised dont worry u'll find comfort in N*****land! 4 further e-motional advise just dont b shy to call 4 help here.

@Reba
While your G-papis were hunting 4 gold-dust in the past, If i just put a J*** in 4 that Reba of urs, surely, u'll be eating saw-dust back in SA. That I said a simple statement "old joke" doesnt deserve all your hate words. It meant i read it before but If you are hunting 4 afrodonkey's Green Card this is not how to go about it. Consult Doctor Moon, he'll surely know how to help ya, sissy.

pacific

@afroboy alias afrodonkey
Why are u so defensive about this grand father of yours. It's ovastandable that ur species have evoluted into gorillas but please we dont want to hear of you defending your great-grands and grands in hear. G-donkey go sleep or burn your thots elsewhere! Or r u still drinking urine?

U grab now.

osmosis

@Everyone on this thread
Guys, guys, slow down a lil bit, u are too fast to conclude what mamba meant, there could still be something else mamba sees apart from the figure.
@mamba

mamba:
eight always reminds me of something,

then,

mamba:
One of the attributes of my ideal woman

after which every jist just entered guess work stage, please mamba tell us properly what attribute this reminds u of? Could it be the PussycatDols (not the grp artiste, u know what now) ,  Be open we are listening.

nautical

Lets take this to anoda level cos it's getting dull 4 liking:

Drinking Problem

@Rhod
, is that what happens!!!

irrational

final

funnical

New Word in english
Toto-logical

So Rhod whats your thot even though it was sent to your messenger , cos am asking and will like to know why? Not asking to know if it was in your msn. So what's your thot Rhodalyn?

I often wondered
WHY MEN WERE BORN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF A WOMAN, YET MEN SPEND ALL THEIR LIFE AND TIME TRYING 2 GET BETWEEN THE LEGS OF A WOMAN. WHY? IS IT BECOZ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME?

ehen, Smarts talking!!!

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife,

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month. My expenditure increased so badly. There is a new product here that has been taking much of my resources both financially and physically. The name of the product is chickito. It taste like sweet potato. I could have sent some for bomboy but this products come in big containers and his age in not in the limit set to take this vitamin enrichment. On the product it is written Adults only. I heard the one 4 ladies are in progress. I will send you some as soon as production begins. My dear, u know i love you and to show my love I am sending 100 kisses to you. Please bear with me till next month.
Your sweetheart,
Oke

Manmatha His wife replied,

Dearest Honey,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses,
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, ah b4 I 4get, one of the things I eat together when I go to the store is his sweet canned banana. He takes this with other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Your honeypot,
Manmatha

@diddy4dt
tanx my guy but your jokes are the bomb. Abeg dont waste your time telling afroboy anything cos he is suffering from fingering and lack of women. So wheneva his fingers go itchy he just types and with all those stuffs in him, phew! that guy can sure type nitwit stuff! Remember, he is high. Check out his pix on N*****Land u will sure get what am saying.
@africanboy
Hey Afroboy, i dont rub shoulders with drug addicts and a guy that takes "opa ehin+paraga+agbo jedi+ale+fatoo" before posting is not my ideal person. Pls take less of the stuffs, N*****Landers still love 2 c your name pop up from time to time even though they are dry jokes. But tell me who washes his dirty undies in public if u can admit to such gross drug abuse!!!

Why are u jealous about my salary, get real and move on

kingLarry Rocks!!!