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Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 3:16pm On Apr 21, 2006
i think u just want to increase the tread of this sorry joke so people will feel there is much to it!? isnt it? Sorry you got the wrong guy! But I wondered who pays you to sit and wonder!!! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2006
D Booze goes on 4 the niterider!!!

Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 3:07pm On Apr 21, 2006
This is how they do in africanboy's town, how will the rider concentrate!? lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 2:52pm On Apr 21, 2006
then u must be jobless africanboy cos am working and u sit just like your jokes!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 2:47pm On Apr 21, 2006
@reba
Oh so you've been there to know how it feels!? tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2006
@africanboy
Yes, keep up your sorry old, clownish jokes! Clowns like you will feel U. Get current and move on!
Jokes Etc / Re: Now This Is What's Called A Good Wife. . . . . by O4real(m): 10:25am On Apr 21, 2006
@kajad
This is tipsy, K-pumping!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2006
@N****Landers
With Grid's full permission, his pix has been re-edited and this is what you have,  The Reason why Osama is still at large while Undersec Jones (y'all know who he is) is forming busy over the small issues, etc- iran nuclear power, pyongyang nuclear status. Ah meennn, i aint talking anymore. Da FBI is knocking already and am feeling the heat. Besides, let me leave y'all wid your fantasies,

Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 7:07pm On Apr 20, 2006
@Grid
Gridlock:

You have full permission.
Oh boy am working already!!!
Romance / Re: The Art Of Kissing by O4real(m): 7:04pm On Apr 20, 2006
@SweetnSour
SweetnSour:

well soft moist chewable lipz,
mama lykes
Oh mama, i have heard of chewable vitamin C but what da, How does it feel. Tell us the feel. U know, i feel like going on a practice already. Dont call me Jonny Bravo 4 this either.

@micklplus
Tanx but while we are still @ it tell us how u do da thing!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by O4real(m): 6:58pm On Apr 20, 2006
Mind Blowing!!! shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Promo In Heavean by O4real(m): 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2006
@clemsonfan
clemsonfan:

I am a Christian and as one, I would like to inform u that uh, that is Blaspheme and if you do not change your ways, you WILL BURN IN HELL!!!
Ah Meennnn, that guy called shortz is Grim himself (In Billy and Mandy - Cartoon Network) and burns in HELL as we speak. I dont need to b an Xtain to know this. It's 4 sure he will unless, unless and unless he changes his ways!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Expiring Date by O4real(m): 6:51pm On Apr 20, 2006
@diddy4dt
Why wont he, diddy, Shortz killing everyone on the forum with his dull stunts and needs to wise up! That "2short mimick" loathes of disappointment. Mother-f**kin Ars*h*le!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 6:46pm On Apr 20, 2006
@africanboy
Cry africanboy, cry 4 the demise of your jokes. Mama's boy! sad instead of keeping quite and giving us classic jokes he goes blabbing about how funny he finds it. Tell me: - WHO CARES!!! hen, hen, hen!!! WHO CARES bro if u laughed off your sorry self!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 2:23pm On Apr 20, 2006
Hey Grid, i loved the urgent and too late pix but it needed some bite which ms-paint cld have done but with your permission i can help
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 2:16pm On Apr 20, 2006
Hey B, am 4ming an alliance of really funny ppl here, so dont burst yet. Remember 4 my sake and God's!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Memeory Class by O4real(m): 1:50pm On Apr 20, 2006
Oh my goodness, someone needs a memory spanking and am sure it will be u!!! Cant u stop posting dry GSM jokes!?
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Boy In The Closet. by O4real(m): 1:48pm On Apr 20, 2006
Cheer up new comer, things will get easier,
Jokes Etc / Re: Expiring Date by O4real(m): 1:46pm On Apr 20, 2006
@smartshotz
hey dullshotz, stop loathing the guy, check your dull jokes first!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Stolen Bike by O4real(m): 1:25pm On Apr 20, 2006
oh my goodness, give us a break shorts, most of your jokes aint making sense,
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 1:07pm On Apr 20, 2006
Eggulation!?

Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2006
Sexual Discrimination

Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 1:02pm On Apr 20, 2006
The New Bombraider

Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by O4real(m): 1:00pm On Apr 20, 2006
See what happens to amateurs,

Jokes Etc / Reporter!? by O4real(m): 12:48pm On Apr 20, 2006
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2006
Old joke!!! lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by O4real(m): 12:28pm On Apr 20, 2006
Chineke oooooo! Che che che, i c something 4 N****land oooo!!!
Romance / Re: Getting Dumped by O4real(m): 12:23pm On Apr 20, 2006
How could ppl say such senseless things about her when from what u just said she has been having relationships even if it were just for a few weeks. This shows that she warms up to ppl except that she has high stardards which most ppl are not falling into.
Romance / Re: Getting Dumped by O4real(m): 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2006
@Mamaput
Thats why i like mama. Anyways, since u have cleared the air as per this gay thing which meant guy. Then i will sleep ova the issue and give my candid comments 2moro. As for now, let her do as instructed by Desiree. Thats the first step cos she seems to tend to act like a switch and that aint nice at all, especially if she wants to catch that big fish in sight : Future Hubby!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by O4real(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2006
Keep it rolling larry, am feelin ya!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Consumption Of Alcohol by O4real(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2006
smartshotz:

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell the same boring story over and over again until
your friends want to assault you.

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause
you to thay shings like thish.
oh yeah, just like u are saying and typing this abi? P*nk!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Promo In Heavean by O4real(m): 5:01pm On Apr 19, 2006
@smartshotz
smartshotz:

THERE IS A PROMTION THAT IS GOING ON IN HEAVEN,
DIE NOW AND GET ENTERNITY WITHOUT JUDGEMENT OFFER LAST TILL 24 DEC 2006
HURRY NOW WHY WHHILE STOCK LAST[[/b]color=#990000][/color]
Hey, my guy, u are charting your jokes on N****Land as the lousiest collection of jokes on the billboard. Dont worry, we will surely not dissapoint u by voting u in there @ the end of the year as #1. Get Real my friend or die early as suggested and lets have really funny jokes on board!!!

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