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@sergio and Skidoc
Hey double S, u guys should lay low. . . We are enjoying the fact that not only the ladies who posted their pix are really gorgeous that there are other beauts out there. Dont spoil this thread 4 us with these silly statements. I think u guys need to apologise to Mama P. After all other girls had their pix on this thread even though it was not posted by their mom. Please dont let an innocent post to go stale with your comments. A Word is ENUUFFFFFF!
@Mama P
Please post more pix, let em gloat thats all they can do. Dont even ask them 4 house cos we all know their levels . . .

babymine:
So unusual, very soon women will start marrying men!

Seriously I dont know what is holding you women, abeg u ladies should start making marriage moves jo! Some Asian countries are already into it. Why should it be the guy that will pay the bride price. Let the women too pay groom's price! They should start becoming more responsible as a bread winner.

@spikedcylinder

spikedcylinder:
If a man marries more than one wife,its called POLYGAMY.
If a woman marries more than one husband,its called POLYANDRY and it is practiced in countries like Sri-Lanka and some parts of India.

Hope u have been reading the thread, the definitions have been settled already. Futhermore your def of a man with more than one wife is wrong. Just check earlier post.

Those who have imagined it has fallen into their mama's @rse by now! Anyways, i don't believe in acsribing my problems to the spiritual until all natural corrective measures has been taken into cognisance.
So the original post guy should help her by making sure she makes it to the convenience at least twice in the night since her bladder is ok from medical test. She should not take a lot of liquids in the night. She should be made not to sleep too soundly i.e. deeply. mmmm, first apply these and lets see how it goes.
Please note: It is never a curse to do anything 4 love. . . because that thing called love is encompassing. LOVE RULES!!!

Well if the name will help in your social security status then why not. Nothing is imposible . . . or has not happened either. I have a friend who has changed his father name to his mother's just to have a beta SSS in jand because of the recent nigerian who stole hundreds of thousands of pounds from the deputy prime mister office in the UK. He has just travelled to the UK after resigning from GTBank and he is looking 4 a way to beat the agents to it since they have proved negative once your surname spells AM-A-NIGERIAN.
So people do things based on what they are facing.
Sure thing, i will change to her name without looking back if that solves our problems while my children sticks to the protocol.

@dominobaby

dominobaby:
Wen i was much younger, i never liked rings n was like, y da heck do u have to wear one after your wedding, n i sorta concluded i wouldn't wear one! But nw, nt like i grace al fingers wit it, i've kind of softened my opinion.
My brother's friend who is married is 'offended' my brother isnt puttn him on da gmen's list 4 his(my brother's) wedding, my brother's excuse being that he's married but he is like, if it means taking off his ring, he will !!
Ds is a good reason, and also some vexxy stated earlier, but me thinks, for d men wu do that al to look accepted to da babes, it aint healthy.

Are u speaking latin? Pls give us a break and be more explicit.

Na rest day abeg, no talk 2 much b4 them ban the thing.

frivolity

@mamaput
Hey mama, tell her that whateva cup of bra she ends up with that there are thousands that will ova look the D, C or B and get down to the basics without noticing. So she should b proud of herself that she has something going on 4 her already.
God 4bid I commit lookery on her already . . . lol, Cheers mama.
@Candy A
Hi Candy wassup!!

Someone called me after going thru this thread about the inverter. Like i told the person, i am not an inverter distributor but i know the main distributor we deal with who can help with any form of inverter installations be it 4 home or industrial use. This guy has done it 4 the company i work 4, Swipha and Mobil. At least these ones i know of. They are automatic inverters. The last time i spoke with the supplier about a home solution (which was last month) he said it goes 4 around 90k and can backup 4 seven hours!

@toshmann
WHAT DO YOU THINK MARRIAGE IS? WELL IF U ARE SCARED THEN DONT DO IT. THERE IS A BETA OPTION WHICH IS TO GET LIVE-IN PARTNER. SO THE PROBLEM OF INFIDELITY IS NOT THERE COS THOUGH U GUYS ARE LIVING 2GETHER THERE IS NO CRIME 4 AWAY MATCHES.

@candy A

candy A:
men r a greedy sort

How come? How does it make us to be greedy?

Abeg she bi the number one no doubt. She beat Queenzy and Maki already with 50 votes to their 15!

We have the automatic ones in all our branches and HQ. Kool device but can go crazy if not tendered. U still need power to charge so dont joke with either PHCN or Generator. Though ours can hold for 48hrs. We bought each close 2 a million bucks. There are other cheaper ones so dont get scared. If u need one i can link u with the supplier. 08052098532. All in all good and handy in need.

sisqo has gone into the cooler rite now but while he was on he was the BOMB. with Dru Hill by his side it's a killer.
Ja Rule, mmmmm, with a few hits and now, he's just screaming off his mama's @rse as far as am concerned.

lil john

odeku is the man!

@beyunce
see what mama is posting now

hey eveseh, how are u coping 2 with that runaway guy!

Klarry @ it again!

Mama, dont tell me that is what that guy has just passed by. . . oooooooohhhh, i cant b sending proposal applications online. , anyways God will make a way, sha. Tell her to shun that guy or anyone 4 the matter that am coming to get her. Cheers mama, she one of the hottest without being naked. So thats a plus. She's so yummy and ulalascious!!!

pls send me a direct link on the upload

beef rolls

True talk . . . tanx 4 the enlightenment. . . how is your daughter faring. . . jist us in your thread.

@tutankanem n mukina2
The word "polygamy" means having more than one mate. Having more than one wife is called "polygyny", while having more than one husband is called "polyandry". A mixture of men and women is called "group marriage" or "communal marriage".

@ lilnaomi
Abeg stop scaring lioness. She doesnt need this rite now. B encouraging and optimistic.

@Reba
Dont bleed my dear, I have no ill-feeling 4 SA. Can u imagine, our financial controller is a South African and he has been a nice person. I just wondered y i ticked u off. Anyways the word is out i guess: let peace reign.

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-town guys who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch that whole day and most of the evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife, July, had died suddenly in his absence of heart-attack. When he got back to shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. Where he was accosted by a kind old woman who mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, spoke his mind without mincing a word and blurted out "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelt like an old dead fish. She was always holding water, you know. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one once and she split right up in the middle."

The old woman, unable to cope with the loathsome statements, lost her ground and fainted for good.

lioness, check www.babycenter.com and you'll surely get all the pro and follow mother advice. U can register for update regarding each stage of development and it will be mailed to you, from time to time. u can track your baby dev through this.

Taaa, don't mind those scary thoughts am sure that tiny human will blow your pain away with bliss. . . Happy motherhood in advance!