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Forum Games / Re: Hottest Female On Nairaland by O4real(m): 7:16pm On May 02, 2006
@sergio and Skidoc
Hey double S, u guys should lay low. . . We are enjoying the fact that not only the ladies who posted their pix are really gorgeous that there are other beauts out there. Dont spoil this thread 4 us with these silly statements. I think u guys need to apologise to Mama P. After all other girls had their pix on this thread even though it was not posted by their mom. Please dont let an innocent post to go stale with your comments. A Word is ENUUFFFFFF!
@Mama P
Please post more pix, let em gloat thats all they can do. Dont even ask them 4 house cos we all know their levels . . .
Family / Re: Is It Love For A Man To Give Up His Surname For His Wife's? by O4real(m): 6:28pm On May 02, 2006
babymine:

So unusual, very soon women will start marrying men! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Seriously I dont know what is holding you women, abeg u ladies should start making marriage moves jo! Some Asian countries are already into it. Why should it be the guy that will pay the bride price. Let the women too pay groom's price! They should start becoming more responsible as a bread winner.
Family / Re: Can A Husband Forgive Wife Caught In Adultery? by O4real(m): 6:21pm On May 02, 2006
@spikedcylinder
spikedcylinder:

If a man marries more than one wife,its called POLYGAMY.
If a woman marries more than one husband,its called POLYANDRY and it is practiced in countries like Sri-Lanka and some parts of India.
shocked Hope u have been reading the thread, the definitions have been settled already. Futhermore your def of a man with more than one wife is wrong. Just check earlier post.
Nairaland / General / Re: Still Bed-wetting At 30 by O4real(m): 1:45pm On May 02, 2006
Those who have imagined it has fallen into their mama's @rse by now! Anyways, i don't believe in acsribing my problems to the spiritual until all natural corrective measures has been taken into cognisance.
So the original post guy should help her by making sure she makes it to the convenience at least twice in the night since her bladder is ok from medical test. She should not take a lot of liquids in the night. She should be made not to sleep too soundly i.e. deeply. mmmm, first apply these and lets see how it goes.
Please note: It is never a curse to do anything 4 love. . . because that thing called love is encompassing. LOVE RULES!!!
Family / Re: Is It Love For A Man To Give Up His Surname For His Wife's? by O4real(m): 1:31pm On May 02, 2006
Well if the name will help in your social security status then why not. Nothing is imposible . . . or has not happened either. I have a friend who has changed his father name to his mother's just to have a beta SSS in jand because of the recent nigerian who stole hundreds of thousands of pounds from the deputy prime mister office in the UK. He has just travelled to the UK after resigning from GTBank and he is looking 4 a way to beat the agents to it since they have proved negative once your surname spells AM-A-NIGERIAN.
So people do things based on what they are facing.
Sure thing, i will change to her name without looking back if that solves our problems while my children sticks to the protocol.
Family / Re: You Remove Your Wedding Ring in Public, Sometimes? by O4real(m): 7:28pm On May 01, 2006
@dominobaby
dominobaby:

Wen i was much younger, i never liked rings n was like, y da heck do u have to wear one after your wedding, n i sorta concluded i wouldn't wear one! But nw, nt like i grace al fingers wit it, i've kind of softened my opinion.
My brother's friend who is married is 'offended' my brother isnt puttn him on da gmen's list 4 his(my brother's) wedding, my brother's excuse being that he's married but he is like, if it means taking off his ring, he will !!
Ds is a good reason, and also some vexxy stated earlier, but me thinks, for d men wu do that al to look accepted to da babes, it aint healthy.
Are u speaking latin? Pls give us a break and be more explicit.
Career / Re: Happy International Workers' Day! by O4real(m): 6:50pm On May 01, 2006
Na rest day abeg, no talk 2 much b4 them ban the thing.
Forum Games / Re: The Rhyming Game by O4real(m): 6:46pm On May 01, 2006
frivolity
Forum Games / Re: Hottest Female On Nairaland by O4real(m): 5:25pm On May 01, 2006
@mamaput
Hey mama, tell her that whateva cup of bra she ends up with that there are thousands that will ova look the D, C or B and get down to the basics without noticing. So she should b proud of herself that she has something going on 4 her already.
God 4bid I commit lookery on her already . . . grin cheesy shocked lol, Cheers mama.
@Candy A
Hi Candy wassup!! wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Yay! My Cybercafe Got An Inverter! by O4real(m): 5:17pm On May 01, 2006
Someone called me after going thru this thread about the inverter. Like i told the person, i am not an inverter distributor but i know the main distributor we deal with who can help with any form of inverter installations be it 4 home or industrial use. This guy has done it 4 the company i work 4, Swipha and Mobil. At least these ones i know of. They are automatic inverters. The last time i spoke with the supplier about a home solution (which was last month) he said it goes 4 around 90k and can backup 4 seven hours!
Family / Re: Can A Husband Forgive Wife Caught In Adultery? by O4real(m): 5:08pm On May 01, 2006
@toshmann
WHAT DO YOU THINK MARRIAGE IS? WELL IF U ARE SCARED THEN DONT DO IT. THERE IS A BETA OPTION WHICH IS TO GET LIVE-IN PARTNER. SO THE PROBLEM OF INFIDELITY IS NOT THERE COS THOUGH U GUYS ARE LIVING 2GETHER THERE IS NO CRIME 4 AWAY MATCHES. shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: I Often Wondered: by O4real(m): 9:24am On Apr 28, 2006
@candy A
candy A:

men r a greedy sort
How come? How does it make us to be greedy?
Forum Games / Re: Hottest Female On Nairaland by O4real(m): 8:50am On Apr 28, 2006
Abeg she bi the number one no doubt. She beat Queenzy and Maki already with 50 votes to their 15!
Nairaland / General / Re: Yay! My Cybercafe Got An Inverter! by O4real(m): 9:39pm On Apr 27, 2006
We have the automatic ones in all our branches and HQ. Kool device but can go crazy if not tendered. U still need power to charge so dont joke with either PHCN or Generator. Though ours can hold for 48hrs. We bought each close 2 a million bucks. There are other cheaper ones so dont get scared. If u need one i can link u with the supplier. 08052098532. All in all good and handy in need.
Celebrities / Re: Sisqo Vs Ja Rule by O4real(m): 9:35pm On Apr 27, 2006
sisqo has gone into the cooler rite now but while he was on he was the BOMB. with Dru Hill by his side it's a killer.
Ja Rule, mmmmm, with a few hits and now, he's just screaming off his mama's @rse as far as am concerned.
Celebrities / Re: Young Celebrities by O4real(m): 9:32pm On Apr 27, 2006
lil john
Jokes Etc / Re: Retirement Age by O4real(m): 9:28pm On Apr 27, 2006
odeku is the man! shocked shocked shocked grin
Forum Games / Re: Hottest Female On Nairaland by O4real(m): 9:18pm On Apr 27, 2006
@beyunce
see what mama is posting now shocked shocked shocked
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Labour Pains by O4real(m): 8:04pm On Apr 27, 2006
hey eveseh, how are u coping 2 with that runaway guy!
Jokes Etc / Re: Psychiatrist And The Young Mothers by O4real(m): 7:46pm On Apr 27, 2006
Klarry @ it again!
Forum Games / Re: Hottest Female On Nairaland by O4real(m): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2006
Mama, dont tell me that is what that guy has just passed by. . . oooooooohhhh, i cant b sending proposal applications online. grin grin shocked, anyways God will make a way, sha. Tell her to shun that guy or anyone 4 the matter that am coming to get her. grin Cheers mama, she one of the hottest without being naked. So thats a plus. She's so yummy and ulalascious!!!
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Labour Pains by O4real(m): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2006
pls send me a direct link on the upload
Forum Games / Re: The Rhyming Game by O4real(m): 7:15pm On Apr 27, 2006
beef rolls
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Labour Pains by O4real(m): 7:14pm On Apr 27, 2006
True talk . . . tanx 4 the enlightenment. . . how is your daughter faring. . . jist us in your thread.
Family / Re: Can A Husband Forgive Wife Caught In Adultery? by O4real(m): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2006
@tutankanem n mukina2
The word "polygamy" means having more than one mate. Having more than one wife is called "polygyny", while having more than one husband is called "polyandry". A mixture of men and women is called "group marriage" or "communal marriage".
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Labour Pains by O4real(m): 6:56pm On Apr 27, 2006
@ lilnaomi
Abeg stop scaring lioness. She doesnt need this rite now. B encouraging and optimistic.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 6:47pm On Apr 27, 2006
@Reba
Dont bleed my dear, I have no ill-feeling 4 SA. Can u imagine, our financial controller is a South African and he has been a nice person. I just wondered y i ticked u off. Anyways the word is out i guess: let peace reign.
Jokes Etc / A Big Hole In Front N A Bad Crack @ D Back by O4real(m): 6:36pm On Apr 27, 2006
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-town guys who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch that whole day and most of the evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife, July, had died suddenly in his absence of heart-attack. When he got back to shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. Where he was accosted by a kind old woman who mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, spoke his mind without mincing a word and blurted out "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelt like an old dead fish. She was always holding water, you know. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one once and she split right up in the middle."

The old woman, unable to cope with the loathsome statements, lost her ground and fainted for good.
Family / Re: Pregnancy And Labour Pains by O4real(m): 2:11pm On Apr 27, 2006
lioness, check www.babycenter.com and you'll surely get all the pro and follow mother advice. U can register for update regarding each stage of development and it will be mailed to you, from time to time. u can track your baby dev through this.

Taaa, don't mind those scary thoughts am sure that tiny human will blow your pain away with bliss. . . Happy motherhood in advance!

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