@lordimpaq

lordimpaq:

@o4real

honestly i don't understand your point

Oh yeah, I wish I knew too cos you were as confusing in your statements as I am. So all points are pointless so far!

Since Fimmy has decided to kill everybody on earth, then i'll have him obliterated with just 1,000 pounds leaving me 999,000 pounds!

This is 4 sure a Tales by Moonlight episode cos only kids would buy the story!

Ask Zeb Ejiro or his bros

why fencing lets make it
count

Thats the real
sense

hey this is supposed to be a rhyming game and not a peer-to-peer file sharing forum.
anyways since it is Bolex what can i say again. . . abeg while am downloading Maki's voice pls spend

pence

Abeg Enginer(no mind my spelling) Bolex, stop engining me to say what God said i shouldnt say. Mind ya own tongue ooo make I mind mine 2 ooo!

hate

@hot-angel

hot-angel:

Wait ooo, what is your own with locking the thread now? SHuuu, !!!

Anyways sha, im sure disney would do what's best for her. Give the new guy a try, be friends with him. And make sure you don't get carried away with his porsche, and designer shirts.

Were you river-blinded when you read this part

disney:

lol lol lol lol lol lol@ ferdimako girlfriend

Ok, ok ok kosi wahala, am still with my old boyfriend no more wahala no switching to new guy. gist don end, Say no more, Thanks everyone, chapter closed but the reality is that it could happen to anyone, u could be in a position where u have to choose between two men. So its kind of confusing b ut love to everyone who contributed. love u all Nairaland users. family yes we are.

or u were high on wee portions enough to have blown your sick mind to skipped this

Eastcoast:

funny finale

If you let the African Zulu pounce on you, you will not be the Hot-angel we know on N****Land anymore but Hot-minced meat from a Taxasian ranch served hot on Nigerian Air4ce One.
Case close is case close.

@otolorin

its hard though for a man.
@O4real

Quote from: O4real on May 02, 2006, 01:31 PM
Well if the name will help in your social security status then why not. Nothing is imposible . . . or has not happened either. I have a friend who has changed his father name to his mother's just to have a beta SSS in jand because of the recent nigerian who stole hundreds of thousands of pounds from the deputy prime mister office in the UK. He has just travelled to the UK after resigning from GTBank and he is looking 4 a way to beat the agents to it since they have proved negative once your surname spells AM-A-NIGERIAN.
So people do things based on what they are facing.
Sure thing, i will change to her name without looking back if that solves our problems while my children sticks to the protocol.

one day u might have to be the next jacob to your siblings, if forfeiting your birthright would solve your problems.
no hard feelin, bro am just sayin its not that easy.

Can you be more explicit cos you seems to be bleeting. No hard feelin 2, bro, just sayin its not that easy to ovastand you.

Scamjuris!? , did i hear u say fu*kin* in six minutes? \

Yea, 'ld Glory, I can do dat too what ahhhhhhh, I forget the name. . . is it Scam? yea, i got it now, scamjuris. Sure, i could do beta.

Dont mention Ciara-love, it's all in the feeling of the game.

Eedris? Bolex am warning you oooo! Stop adding insult upon injury ooo! How can Eedris pay first class ticket when he can not rent a Ghost Canoe to Benin Republic! The only times he saw an economy ticket was when Kennis Music sponsored him to Lndon 4 a show! If you meet him on his way to Germany then he must be on a suicide mission.

what are u guys saying, why run away. Dont you know she's a rich empress.

ask them bolex, ask . . . ask and ye shall be given "d e-sho"

@bolex n lordimpaq
Na u guys know if Jesus sin or not. . . but how can u ppl say such things sef.

Goodness Gracious!
This is really sensuous . . . then let me put ma cute lips on u ma boo
mmmm, thats . . .
Spectacular

That one no bi sin. Hope say u de read ya bible sha. E happen when him and his disciples go chop corn 4 field.

Lexjuris sure needs Jees to tell him!

Beck?
then I'll
Peck
U

@mukina2

mukina2:

tie hucarson and diddy4t up and send them to pluto

build up ma war torn country
help the poor n needy
and enjoy maself

tie hucarson and diddy4t up and send them to pluto. Mukina2, then that means u have just sent the best GUYS on board N*****Land away cos DIDDY4T ROCKS 4 LIFE IN HERE, Baby! Pls dont leave sorrows behind, have them sent instead. They know themselves.

It's a satire! Anyways, an educate folklore.

When I win £1m, I would make you, bolex, kiss your @rse goodbye! . . . isnt that wired and not wierd!?     

Bolex, who told you that sabbath is sunday? Facts please. . . then have you heard about the anti-christ? its forms. All na levels - even Jesus Christ was found wanting on the sabbath day by the pharisees and saducees. So how much more weak humans!

From all I have read so far, Disney has gone fiction. She would soon be on fortunes 500 along with Oparah and J k Rowling. Pls telll us in N*****Land, what the title of your thrillers would b?

Se ABA don enter inverter market 2?

@bolex

bolex:

I hear Nairaland is becoming dry

So sad,

It's time to talk Celebs

Do Nigerian Celebs fly first class or economy class

I do not really know you know because First Class Ticket is not by mouth

I can fly first class but I prefer to save the money, afterall , we wd all get to our destination

But, Do Naija celebs fly first class ??

who knows anything please ?



That's Ma 6 Cents

I hear Nairaland is becoming dry? That one na lie.
Abeg Bolex, who bi your in4mant. He must be misinforming you.

I can fly first class but I prefer to save the money, afterall , we wd all get to our destination? I think our celebs are taking your cue, the Nigerian-Ijebu style you know. Sure they would fly Economy just to safe money afterall all passengers alight at the same destination they have paid for.

@Afrodonkey
Let me read you a letter from your species,

Dear Afrodonkey,
We know you are surely Johnny, now. Do you know that reading and writing has been artistic values made for humans, Donkey. Why should you be audacious enough to eva think of yourself as been equal to them. We, donkeys, are fools and so we will till we die and rut!
We learnt through divine means that O4real is teaching you English. Please learn. He is a good man and has been good to us. Dont you know that all the hays u were raised on were provided by him. So listen, mule, to the words of your papa.
Now why are U disgracing our stead further, impotent means (of a male) being unable to achieve an erection or orgasm. If his G Fathers has not more than achieved this fit then they wouldnt have bred him in the series. Hope you understand "BRED", @sreHol*. cos you might soon start flip-flopping like a bad switch!
And N****land, makes it funky, gives life to the PLACE OF UNITY. Where knowledge cant be stolen just like you did with your Dear John Shaggy's story. People with knowledge not just brains. Have you heard when humans say knowledge is POWER. Remember nitwit, that MEN has always read in the right direction!
You dare accused him of viewing your pix, naaaa, afrodonkey boi, you told us u tried to abuse him with his looks and that made him to check you out.
And listen and listen good donkey, our Masters name is O4real not O . . . . . 4real. Are you trying to abuse another person on N*****Land? Dont you have respect for others! ama-self-service-ya-@rse!
Your father,
Papa Bu Donkey.

So Pls N****Landers, lets give afrodonkey a chance to learn English with vile words . He is in a class room called "The Best "dear John" Joke?".

, u sure do, beaut. Sleep well. Sorry 4 stiring your immaculate peace.    But what will one do when touts has invaded N****Land - D HOME OF UNITY!