@mamaput

mamaput:

The full story.
B4 she started going out with him , she was dating another gay.
They had just been seeing for 2 weeks when he threatened to break a bottle over her head for dancing with another boy (a boy that is a good friend) .
Well she dumped this gay more or less for the present boyfriend.
It just so happened that the present boyfriend ask her out when she had made up her mind to dump the other gay .
But he knows the story and is now saying she has done it be4 dumping one for the other . But you can't compare (after two weeks one cannot even call it a boyfriend).
He says that she will dump him because he dose not have so much time for her.
And that her friends with advise her to do SO too.
But this month all the boys in his group dumped their girlfriends because of so called training.

Mamaa ppee, wassup suga mamaa. Long time, U have been quite silent! Hope not 4 this reason anyways? but mama, u are confusing people like me to run comment because in your statement from the "beginning" to the FULL VERSION story, u kept on mentioning gay this gay that. Now if she has been going out with gays then why on earth would they stay? Tell me mama, am over-gasted  and flabberwhelmed by this connection. Or aint the missing link simple already.

When kisses are being depicted in most comics or newpapers, pictures like the attachment are normally being drawn. This could ozz from both parties lips or drawn in the middle of both recipients in the Art of kissing. This stroke me funny and will like to ask a few questions on your opinion. 1) Is this how people feel when actually commiting the kiss on the opposite sex that is "all RED inside with hearts pounding". 2)Does the intensity of what we feel depend on how big the shape of heart is?

@ eslynera

eslynera:

It depends with the area, or sumtin whereby it'll be easy makin a church kiss perfectly.

What do u mean by this? Are u talking in terms of sexual spots physically?

This is where the plot began back in the days at the military academy (only that one is gone, they then became 2) - N****Landers welcome to Naija 4 the sharing on the table!!!

@free
Please, can u kindly send us a link to your source of info. You know how shocking it is and will need proof of evidence to absolve oneself. If u can't, then u are sending N****Landers on the free way, which is no way!!!

@N****Landers
Kisses have rules of engagement, isnt it?
@eslynera
Based on my aforementioned surmise, what are the rules of a church kiss? How would a sexually experienced person make such commitment without breaking rules? What are the advise 4 upcoming teens on how to make Church kiss. Or Church kiss is just a hoax?

Going Thru D eye of a Niddle as d serpent craws thru the corridors of power?

Oh nooooo, BIG BIRD has just been laid to REST!!!!

Thanks Grid but u r da bomb man, ur jokes are of the hook, men.

@N****landers
It's anoda one, this is the pick of where the ladies are taking marriage to,

@Rasheethz
What do u mean by ass kicking. Can u pls expantiate and dont let us fantasize? Plz come plain, cos this cld mean many things!!!

@N****landers
A kiss can never be absolutely defined. Because each kiss is different (what can one say to soul kiss) from the one before and the one after. Just as no two people are alike, so are no two kisses alike. For it is people who make kisses real, live people pulsating with life and love and extreme happiness. Do you believe this

After AIDS came EBOLA, after EBOLA came SARS, after which SARS begot BIRD FLU (H5N1), which sent the human race racing,

@eslynera
Except if and when u are ready to take someone to the altar then a Church kiss will b a pipe dream! But tell me how would a Church kiss taste different?
@ofunne
When your love person pours saliva into your mouth, then he shld b near blissful ecstacy! Is it not so?
@Rhodalyn
Those clashing of teeths. That one happened to me to. I think it happens on the first date or first time of kissing that person mayb due to erotic pressures. Or what do u think.

@gem87
R u soliciting 4 the inadequacies?

It's friday again!

Gbenga is Climbing the Mountain of Fire and Brimstone (MFMb). His calculated life expectancy is finite. May his battered soul rest in piece if he doesnt make it.

Beware of 419's who poses as counselors at large! And what can you say to a site that is largely underconstruction!!! BEWARE, aboro lama n sofun omo-oluwabi ooo.

Neither does Men with Alcohol mix. But this is really a shameful act. I can feel those ladies urine pang, uuuuhh, awesome!

Soreal, u seems to be encountering some recent experiences here oooo!

@Ladies n Guys at Nairaland
Hope ya'll get the drift?

@rich olly
What's sport got to do with kiss and since u have such luscious and succulent lips that will almost melt/dissolve in my mouth (or you meant the other mouth) then the ordeal of a hard mouth should seem less daunting. Don't be afraid to kiss with more than your lips. After your lips have been glued together for some time, open them slightly. Then put the tip of your tongue out so that you can feel the smooth surface of your kissee's teeth. This will be a signal for her to respond in kind. If she is wholly in accord with you, if she is, truly, your real love-mate, then you will notice that she, too, has opened her lips slightly and that soon her teeth will be parted. Then, if she is all that she should be, she should project the tip of her tongue so that it meets with the tip of yours. Heaven will be in that union! Lava will run through your veins instead of blood. Your breath will come in short gasps. 4 instance, where the girl's mouth is of the tiny, rosebud type, then one need not worry about what to do. Merely follow the directions of the erotic trend. However, there are many girls whose lips are broad and generous', whose lips are on the order of Joan Crawford's, for instance. What would you do other than climbing everest cos this lady you are about to ditch for mountain climbing cld actually do you like you have neva been done b4?
@hot-angel
You are debating what's wanted already. U cld good at what U do with a kiss and sharing cld help guys improve. Ladies out there should not b shy to share their experiences. I love French kiss 2 but I go 6 inches way down to mimick what's happening underground!!!
@Ladies n Guys at Nairaland
Feel free, lets discuss kisses. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. The kiss prepares the participants for the love life of the future. It is the foundation, the starting point of sexual love. Lets take it further than what mama and papa told us then. Or have you 4gotten that there are still young women/men extant who believe that babies are the result of kisses. Actually! this is a fact! And this condition exists because our parents, in the main, are either ignorant of the methods of explaining sex to their children or are too embarrassed to enlighten them. The result is that their children obtain their sexual information from the streets and alleys or else remain ignorant of it and believe such things as was mentioned above.

The dictionary says that a kiss is "a salute made by touching with the lips pressed closely together and suddenly parting them." From this it is quite obvious that, although a dictionary-may know something about words, it knows nothing. about kissing.
If we are to get the real meaning of the word kiss, instead of going to the old fogies who compile dictionaries, we should go to the poets who still have the hot blood of youth coursing in their veins. For, instance, Coleridge called a kiss, "nectar breathing." Shakespeare says that a kiss is -a "seal of love. Martial, that old Roman poet who hid ample opportunity to do research work on the subject, says that a kiss was "the fragrance of balsam extracted- from aromatic trees; the rise odor yielded by the teeming saffron; the perfume of fruits mellowing in their winter buds; the flowery meadows in the summer; amber warmed by the hand of a girl; a bouquet of flowers that attracts the bees."
With Different Kinds of Kisses (The "Vacuum" Kiss, The "Spiritual" Kiss, The Eyelash Kiss, The "Pain" Kiss, The "Nip" Kiss, The French "Soul" Kiss, The Dancing Kiss, The Surprise Kiss, Kissing Under the Mistletoe etc), Which one makes you hit the G spot. Or at least, view ectasy? Or is it the technique, or are there approved methods. How can one kiss a guy\girl with different sizes of mouths. Even put variety into ones kisses.
Please Nairalanders, lets debate on this content that leads to relational bliss!

Yes mam, what did we do correlation analysis 4 back in school!

@-Destiny-
Wetin de shele now? Update us.

@mamaput
When they say Nigeria has experienced Brain Drain, we can easily point to Brains like Mamaput's. She succintly hits the nails into the rite spots. I dont know y the Military School of Strategic Studies, Garki, pass u by, mama.
@Seun
Abeg, Moderator, when the panel of judges will be inaugurated, pls neva pass mamaput by. She good on Romantic views!
@Zahymaka
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She has to be. I saw the pics of her kids -- lots of men who think with something other than their brains would swarm around

Are U trying to lured playboys onto Big mama's Daughters. Soon her phone will start ringing with suitors and non suitors calls alike. Plssssss, relax dont make 'em gloat!

@Jeb
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

@Nairalanders
Anoda Observation: Danasco was really mean in executing his plan, Can U beat this that He (Danasco) "Fell In Love On Phone on July 12, 2005" and in 7 days of various abuse (from physical to emotional to sexual to mutilation) that She "Can't Continue With the Relationship" on: July 19, 2005. The Jigsaw puzzle has just been fitted in picture!
Danasco seems to b a serial player on the loose! Someone please Call 911.