Lawyers should never ask a witness (a Mosotho woman especially) a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Free State small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Mokoena, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Mabole. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Mokoena, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Dipali since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire Free State. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt of court."

Word! It's from the recycle bin, plz b real!

kool joke

make

Odeku:

spikelord and O4real why don't you send your sisters and let me beat up some sh**t, after i beat it off the frame you will have no doubt I am a mandingo word up.

Yo Spike my men, odeku has just spoken and he has confessed he is a SHE-HE-SHE, cant we cope with that!?

lmao

chewable dick!

spikelord:

Are u sure you are a man Odeku

Nope, odeku is a SHE-HE thats all.

I had such experience when I was 17 and I still 4gave her. Until she cldnt bore it anymore cos she was hot on the guy and had to end the relationship by herself!

As long as her salary is more than mine then I'll sure whoop her @rse 4 ya. . . by then u wouldnt like her again.

8 for being 2 outspoken!

@Diddy
Yeah the dance sure . . .

ROCKS!

Rate you 10 for recently Rocking again!

@Wills

wills:

The best way to kill an addiction is, to get another one
now thats one way out of this, cus i will do everthing not to end up in bedwith this lady, shes a great person, sleeping with her i know will eventually change all of that,
whitelexi THANKS

If there is a Will there is a way. Most of your comments lies around not sleeping with her. This shows that there is a conception already about this one. So dont give me the pre-marital story. U've been there b4, you'll always go there again and again and again. No matter how many chores you devised 4 yourself during the course of the day, your mind is tuned on this gorgeous beaut already.
So brother go 4 gold and cement the relationship. I was told by a friend how he was caught up in your type of "situation" and 2day, he had just finished his NYSC successfully, completing this as a BOSS BOILER! U need to hear how she mourns 4 more and pays 4 trips 2 PH!

Goodness Gracious, you are the Bomb! That was awesome, Bell!

kool, he is talking!

@tolulope
you c, diddy is correct this aint no joke @ all. But it could just pass waiting list! Though i c "not feel" your fun so ENJOY.

Ok, i just gave u a 1 on smileys

@diddyt4dt
where did you get that saver from? You just reminded me of Windows 98.
Eradicate

Just take her to the Gents and give her THE CANE STROKES 4 earning a lil bit than you!

Do D D@mned Thing like a Dance Hall Queen!

If He or She is the BOSS? That would make things easy. Free flow of traffic of either of you. No stopping it 4 a quickie on the office couch! Yours and her sick "leaves" shall = THE WHOLE YEAR!? So why lose such an opportunity like this, Boiling All Nite Long. JUST DO IT - NIKE!

station

Yeah, they were both losers on the LONG RUN! But One rocked more than the other.

10 4 diddy 4 being outspoken

yeah, i rate diddy4dt 10 for rocking the joke threads anytime anyplace!

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