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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Smo Tutorials - Free Excel Online Tutorials While U Work! by O4real(m): 1:49am On Aug 12, 2010
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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Smo Tutorials - Free Excel Online Tutorials While U Work! by O4real(m): 1:14am On Jul 31, 2010
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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Smo Tutorials - Free Excel Online Tutorials While U Work! by O4real(m): 1:04am On Jul 19, 2010
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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Smo Tutorials - Free Excel Online Tutorials While U Work! by O4real(m): 11:17pm On Jul 15, 2010
Offer still on. A trial is all you need.
Properties / Re: A Single Room Needed Around Opebi, Ikeja by O4real(m): 10:27pm On Jul 15, 2010
If you dont mind a mini-flat @ Shagari-Estate, Iyana-Ipaja @ 130k p.a .
Call 08023464039

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Properties / Re: I Need A Self-contain Or Mini Flat In Ogba Or Ikeja. by O4real(m): 10:22pm On Jul 15, 2010
If you dont mind it @ Shagari- Estate Iyana-Ipaja.
Call 08023464039, 07028215150
Nairaland / General / Re: Study In Europe In Tuition Free Universities! by O4real(m): 9:25pm On Jul 15, 2010
Are u serious? Or u mistakingly typed GERmany and , While u meant Afganistan and Pakistan.

Nothing is free that is of good quality.
Properties / Re: Flats To Let! by O4real(m): 9:20pm On Jul 15, 2010
grin @ fun lover
Thats funny. Where in Lagos is there no traffic. Ajah, Lekki, Third M, Ikorodu road. It all depends on how you know lagos road well to navigate holdups and traffic jams. I work @ ikoyi and live there. So?
Price is Good sha, 180k p.a.
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Properties / Re: I Need A Room Self Or A Mini Flat At Oregun, Ikeja And Environs by O4real(m): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2010
There are (2) 2 Bedroom Flat to let @ Shagari Estate, B-zone , Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos State.
Cool and serene environment;
Not a congested block of flats, it's just two flats letting;
Water facility available through Bore-hole;
Good supply of electricity;
5 minutes drive from Iyana-Ipaja road;
5-10 minutes drive from Abeokuta Express way.

Interested clients should please call 07028215150, 08023464039.
Properties / Flats To Let! by O4real(m): 10:50pm On Jul 14, 2010
There are (2) 2 Bedroom Flat to let @ Shagari Estate, B-zone , Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos State.
Cool and serene environment;
Not a congested block of flats, it's just two flats letting;
Water facility available through Bore-hole;
Good supply of electricity;
5 minutes drive from Iyana-Ipaja road;
5-10 minutes drive from Abeokuta Express way.

Interested clients should please call 07028215150, 08023464039.
Jokes Etc / The Husband Store! by O4real(m): 1:02pm On Jun 14, 2006
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth

floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,146,565,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Romance / Re: If You Find Your Lover Kissing & Cuddling Your Best Friend by O4real(m): 4:18pm On Jun 03, 2006
U feel ma drift diddy, why beat up ppl or injure someone 2 get back your lost love. Anyone who wishes or intend such, other than walking away from this, should start checking himself or herself. Mayb u neva did love the person.
Jokes Etc / Re: New Kind Of Man by O4real(m): 8:30pm On May 26, 2006
grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin, the @rsehole, who licks water in front and gas @ the back is talkin!  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin  grin, Ode-ku (fool don die)! Go meet a shrink to fix your pathetic self. Your oda jokes that has had us cracking must have been stolen jokes am sure because u are now flipping like a bad switch which means you are not a real joke but a fucking fake nigga! 
grin  grin  grin  grin  tongue
Romance / Re: Need Help On Office Romance Problem by O4real(m): 8:13pm On May 26, 2006
wills:
If all you think is wouping her ass, Then i can't Hook you up,and whats more unless you are working with one of the Big oil and gas firms ,O4 real ,i can assure you that she packs more pay then you do rite now
My guy, I 4 don answer you since but i decide say make i go off N****land 4 some time cos am becoming additive to it. Anyways, since you dont know me then 4get my teasing especially if you are One-track person. Then I dont need to work in an Oil and gas to get that arse whooped. If you doubt that then hook me up and we can take a bet on N*****Land. Cos am officially opening this on you. Then are you breakin up my ID or it's typing error? 4get pay, getting ladies buzzing over one is in-born not ability, which is what you have been concentrating on.
Attention, dedication, time, gifts @ peroids expected, the rite words = having HER 4 good!
Jokes Etc / Re: Kid Beefing Dad by O4real(m): 7:03pm On May 26, 2006
ToyM28:

abeg leave Dalisto, this joke fine it make me laff well well, maybe u know understand am.

Nywayz Gd joke mate, cheers. wink wink wink

dalisto:

lol, no na poem

Dalisto, forum is 4 generatin opinions, since na poem, so let me name it "LOL"

toym28, if u so much enjoyed and understand it then share it with ursef oda than dragging me into anoda abuse bout. 4got your myrics (not lyrics in your case) and enjoy ursef!
Jokes Etc / Re: The 'world Economics' At A Glance by O4real(m): 6:56pm On May 26, 2006
smiley, nice joke, seen b4!
Jokes Etc / Re: Kid Beefing Dad by O4real(m): 5:14pm On May 25, 2006
This na joke?
Jokes Etc / Re: Hot Mamma! by O4real(m): 5:10pm On May 25, 2006
kool smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Damn! by O4real(m): 5:04pm On May 25, 2006
Had me cracking, LOL!
Jokes Etc / Castrated!? by O4real(m): 4:59pm On May 25, 2006
You might have seen this before but enjoy. . .

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve had his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Damn it! THAT'S the word!
Jokes Etc / Re: Jesus Vs Satan by O4real(m): 4:53pm On May 25, 2006
Word! Candid joke. cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wife by O4real(m): 4:51pm On May 25, 2006
Are you telling or joking! tanx lipsrsealed!
Jokes Etc / Re: Dad, While You Were Away by O4real(m): 4:49pm On May 25, 2006
What can we do to em kids! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: A Phone Call by O4real(m): 4:46pm On May 25, 2006
someone must die oooo! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Why It's Great Being A Guy by O4real(m): 4:43pm On May 25, 2006
oh yeah! jist.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Wish by O4real(m): 4:39pm On May 25, 2006
Oh my goodness! grin grin shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: How Many Kids by O4real(m): 4:35pm On May 25, 2006
Nice One, kosoro!
Jokes Etc / Re: Genie by O4real(m): 4:31pm On May 25, 2006
grin grin grin, IF I SAY U HAD ME, that will be an understatement cos you had me rolling on the floor.
Jokes Etc / Re: Father And Son by O4real(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2006
grin grin grin, once a month nah!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Garden by O4real(m): 4:07pm On May 25, 2006
lol

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