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PRODUCTIVITY TRAINING FOR EXCEL USERS

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@ fun lover
Thats funny. Where in Lagos is there no traffic. Ajah, Lekki, Third M, Ikorodu road. It all depends on how you know lagos road well to navigate holdups and traffic jams. I work @ ikoyi and live there. So?
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There are (2) 2 Bedroom Flat to let @ Shagari Estate, B-zone , Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos State.
Cool and serene environment;
Not a congested block of flats, it's just two flats letting;
Water facility available through Bore-hole;
Good supply of electricity;
5 minutes drive from Iyana-Ipaja road;
5-10 minutes drive from Abeokuta Express way.

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth

floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,146,565,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

U feel ma drift diddy, why beat up ppl or injure someone 2 get back your lost love. Anyone who wishes or intend such, other than walking away from this, should start checking himself or herself. Mayb u neva did love the person.

                                , the @rsehole, who licks water in front and gas @ the back is talkin!              , Ode-ku (fool don die)! Go meet a shrink to fix your pathetic self. Your oda jokes that has had us cracking must have been stolen jokes am sure because u are now flipping like a bad switch which means you are not a real joke but a fucking fake nigga! 
       

wills: If all you think is wouping her ass, Then i can't Hook you up,and whats more unless you are working with one of the Big oil and gas firms ,O4 real ,i can assure you that she packs more pay then you do rite now

My guy, I 4 don answer you since but i decide say make i go off N****land 4 some time cos am becoming additive to it. Anyways, since you dont know me then 4get my teasing especially if you are One-track person. Then I dont need to work in an Oil and gas to get that arse whooped. If you doubt that then hook me up and we can take a bet on N*****Land. Cos am officially opening this on you. Then are you breakin up my ID or it's typing error? 4get pay, getting ladies buzzing over one is in-born not ability, which is what you have been concentrating on.
Attention, dedication, time, gifts @ peroids expected, the rite words = having HER 4 good!

ToyM28:
abeg leave Dalisto, this joke fine it make me laff well well, maybe u know understand am.

Nywayz Gd joke mate, cheers.

dalisto:
lol, no na poem

Dalisto, forum is 4 generatin opinions, since na poem, so let me name it "LOL"

toym28, if u so much enjoyed and understand it then share it with ursef oda than dragging me into anoda abuse bout. 4got your myrics (not lyrics in your case) and enjoy ursef!

, nice joke, seen b4!

This na joke?

kool

Had me cracking, LOL!

You might have seen this before but enjoy. . .

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve had his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Damn it! THAT'S the word!

Word! Candid joke.

Are you telling or joking! tanx !

What can we do to em kids!

someone must die oooo!

oh yeah! jist.

Oh my goodness!

Nice One, kosoro!

, IF I SAY U HAD ME, that will be an understatement cos you had me rolling on the floor.

, once a month nah!

lol