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kool diddy

Ohhh God, Help Us!!1

kool

dearie

tong tong tong tong tongue

K, u have a virus in that system of yours. I had no problem downloading the .xls by clicking on the link.

4real

This is the advise for the broken hearted:
1) Move on. Make a clean break. Dont call your Ex.
2) Exchange goods. If you have each other's belongings, arrange one time to exchange them and pick a neutral location.
3) Change your routine. Dont give yourself too much time to mope. Establish new activities and schedules.
4) Change your look. Get a new hairstlye or color, buy some clothes.
5) Start an exercise program.
6) Write down three things are u thankful 4 each day. Dont repeat yourself.
7) Visit a therapist to help you put things in perspective
8 ) Accept every invitations that comes your way
9) Attend religious service
10) Find an outlet 4 your anger, whether it's meditation, sports, or using your pillow as a punchin bag
11) Adopt a pet
12) keep a journal and write down what you learned from the relationship, what your role in the breakup was (even if you are convinced you are blameless, chances are, you werent -  at least not completely). write down what you will avoid in your next relationship. This should give u an idea of what your non-negotiables are.
13) Think of this time as a new chapter in your life and explore your passions and make a plan to accomplish a goal.
14) Spend time with friends and families who will nurture you and keep you from feeling lonely.
15) Pamper yourself with a message, manicure, fresh flowers, or a weekend getaway to a place you've never explored
16) Do something 4 someone else.
With these, she would be on her way to the most amazing relationship eva. Same goes for you too eveseh.

mimick

nice-in

aaahhh meenn, don't push me or u want me to fail?

@niterider

niterider:
Nah man.i dnt punk out when scared

Then what u gonna do Rider. Tell us. 4 that guy will sure go burning if u cant tink of a possible way out,

hope u will still be online then

just give me some time

@eveseh
what i meant is that i would do so. Not now, maybe later today,

@mamaput

mamaput:
I have been dumped too more than once but every one has been dumped . its part of life.

If you have been handled like this then how did u manage it?
@eveseh

eveseh:
it's very bad to get dumped on ya brithday,

it's hurt alot

Dont try to hurt, i shall give u the cure but i want to make enuff research b4 posting my thots,

@africanboy

africanboy:
WOW, he is an IT guru. OMG, we have an IT guru in the house!!! From journalism to IT, your career path is made BOY! Not interested in dissing you, just shooting you in your foot with your gun.

Abeg all that one na bobo! U can only try to diss but u cant win. As 4 journalism, i see from the old joke of yours that u are rightly following that path, so what? Keep it up. U r made 4 it. As 4 wissing that i transcend from IT to anything abeg dont push me, i am not interested in following your career. I have one already. As per the gun, pls dont let SSS hear ooo! They are clamping down on Cult guys and we would not want to see u in jail. PS.

@nuggard

nuggard:
@Reba. . . .local is lekker.

But african boy and O4real you guys disses really cracked me.keep at it please.

oh nug, u again, ok ok i can ovastand, u want to go clapping those miggets. No fighting, i said noooo figthing in here,

@haters
I said it before now i can c it coming: someone with a multi-faced ID is here tricking afroboy into being happy.

Reba go into your SA shell, lauryn put on yours socks and start clapping because your hero just arrived!!!

Ah Boy, U got me crackin,

This is the bomb! keep pumping!

Nice One!

The answers are not included in the xcel sheet so how can we mark it? Oh i got it dont mind me. The answers come right after. Tanx Nice Riddle.

@Consultant

Consultant:
Everyone,

Try your hands on this riddle that should (supposedly) test your IQ. I spent a whole day at work trying to figure it out (thank goodness my boss didn't catch me) and i only got twenty. If anyone gets everything, please post the answers cause i'm really curious. See attached file for riddle.

Hope this is not a spam or virus though am going to check it out still, though i believe all my N****lander hates would love to see my PC go down!!!

@niterider

niterider:
Hey O4real and smatshortz,y dnt you guys take it to the rappin thread.I thot it was random comments but i see now its blatant dislike.

Ah mennnn! U sealed my lips!!!

@africanboy

africanboy:
ha ha ha! obviously the author's personal experience

Sorry wrong guy still, africanboy! Am in2 IT. Dont drag your wrong jokes over here. By the way, it seems u are a reporter. Oh i can see why u are bent on defending them. Dont worry it's a nice profession, we can accommodate your errors.