₦airaland Forum

Br3nd4: Woah woah. . . Whatsup miss_fibre and Oahray? Whch thread is this oo

our thread

[quote author=Miss_Fibre]You need to let off some steam, maybe take a deep breath and walk into the toilet with a bowl of water and a bar soap.

Kapish!!! [/quote]lol... Someone's butthurt. Why do you make it your business to suggest how I let off steam.

Anyway, calling your thread silly is not nice, I know, but it's the only way to get you to realise it.
*clears throat, and speaks in Seun's voice*
I hereby apologise.

Beync: I knows guys very well
there's truth in the chart

a bit of... Not absolutely .

Beync: yea more like it

when did you become a guy?

Yes it's silly. The thoughtless generalisation behind it. Stab me if you wish, I'd still say it with my last breath.

Well, I can't give you outside the kitchen. Not until you sign an undertaking.

Why do I have this feeling you wanna use it on me for my comment on your 'silly' thread?
*secretly hoping that hurts*

shrek4: Good Morning Ladies and Gents.....

welcome, ogre.

Bantino: Goodmorning to y'all. Is this true?

no it's not.

The kitchen is too far. Come and take it from where I am if you want it.

If I were listening to the story? It's easy... Yawn and try to escape before boredom kills me.

Wow! This would have been a masterpiece, just that...
It lacks substance, a clear message, style, direction, and ultimately makes no sense at all
What has skirt got to do with the mumbo jumbo up there?

An insult to poetry or whatever you call this thing you wrote.

^^ No... Haven't you heard of the saying... "Never trust a woman with a knife outside the kitchen?"

No? Ok, I made it up sha. Ask again, lemme see if I'd change my mind.

tchidi:

Et tu Tortie?!

sadly but inevitably, yes. *wipes bloody knife with someone's shirt*

We men like to fully utilise our sense of sight in the presence of a curvy female catalyst. No vex, na so life jus be.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]85% of Women dont Just admit they're wrong - Try asking Google.[/color]



[color=#0066ff]Like Seriously?

After how many years of pursuing a Msc In Engineering? [/color]

lol. em.. There is such a thing as follow your heart. This is where my heart is

ighoosagie: Mumu, u wan form hero 4 women abi?, go ask samson for bible watin dem use him eye see. Odeh

buh seriously, conji aside... Being stewpid isn't the best way to catch a lady's attention.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Oahray So its true? The newly coronated high Priest of Una town?

Oluwa Is Involved!

Buh the downside is that u sabi Book which isin't a requirement - Ur proverbs sounds like Lyrics [/color]

Hehehe... No. I'm the guy that interviews candidates for the high priest job

tchidi: Hehehehe!! Oya go sleep... Ada, no mind dis guy oº°˚!

em... He's right

ighoosagie: U worry mk I reverse cm park well inside ur pu..$$y, hope enough space dey ur parking lot

guy respect yourself na. Abi your village people don dey play ludo with your brain?

Vickii Ro: Kip chewing and very soon ur teeth go brown pass oublic toilet inside
..........nd guys will always gather where dere r girls arnd,I'm jst askin y I'm seeing more guys
...#continues eating my hausa groundnut#

*shakes head slowly, bites some more kola*
She that eats hausa groundnut too much would not realise on time that I heard her the first time.

God is all-wise and he made kola, but not toothpaste.
*chews some more*
So...
*chews...sips palm wine*
What was I saying? Ehen... So if you allow the centipede to crawl into your house do not complain about the millipede trying to do the same.

Vickii Ro: Ok maam if u say so
......I jst hate pple hating on oda pple... Bullies annoy d hell outta me
....Nw dat dat issue hs bin resolved,why am I seeing more guys than girls here na abi Br3nd4 did u change d title of d thread?

*chewing kola*

*clears throat*

Our people say... A man does not learn to use his left hand at old age. Why did you gals not stand your ground at the beginning?

*continues chewing kola*

SniperInADiaper: How about just make the boys leave

good luck with that

ighoosagie: As 4 u; all ur sins re forgiving, I will no longer torment u, bt b as nice as a mother is 2 her new born baby. Someone just bought ur wahala 4 free

tsk tsk... Bini boy, dey show yourself o.

Ishilove: Did someone mention Ishilove?

talk of the devil

Brenda change the topic of your thread already.

*sighs*
One more silly thread.

See as Mr and Mrs SK dey play games with my curiousity

COOL DK: Wetin concern Badosky bro

she understands

COOL DK: REALITY U MEAN THIS: Okay deal then.

badosky, see

Br3nd4: what? I have too much batty and the others wont stand a chance abi? I know. .

lmao. Lemme see it na

Br3nd4: Im joining the batty contest with ID

If I hear am!