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^^ Chisos!

Phew! Finally posted it. Dem be no want make I call caracta sweetheart. Their head there!

Caracta: No o. It's not like that. I can explain. "Sweetheart" is the term used by diarylanders to address one another. Right, oahray?

Yes sweetheart.

Lalaosky

lalaosky: Chei!!.... Oahray and caracta, beht why?... Maka why?


All my admirers have left me with these lies of both of you


*walks away with a heavy heart and teary eyes and head down*


What a cruel E-world

she did it! *pointing at caracta despite all the evidence*

The babes no ready. Just say you need guys (general) around (most of the time). What does it take to admit that much?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lol - You can be a Pain in the asx!

How ws ur Sundae?[/color]

it seemed like a saturday. Dunno why
em... Wait o! Whose 'asx'?

Br3nd4: Lmfao Im I alwayz bored?

do I really need to answer that?

Caracta: I thought as much. Other sites work pretty well.

@oahray, you better modify your comment before lalaosky sees it. You know i'm his sweetheart, he won't hurt me. But as for you...smh. You called him a girl

*dancing azonto*

I'm his buddy. He can't hurt me even if he wants to. Plus I'm not the one that let out the cat out of the ballz bag

Truckpusher: oboy you no wan contest?

lmao. Dey find trouble o. Even sniper no go save you if e set for your head.

Br3nd4: Meeee

How wa yu?

not bad at all... I assume you are bored as usual

Caracta: Wicked! Is it my browser and there is something wrong with Nairaland tonight?

Why call lalaosky a girl? Is it because he doesn't have b.a.lls?

buh why, caracta? Why announce to the world that lalaosky is a male that has no ballz? Now they know
Oh, I can imagine the stigma... the shame the agony... *weeping more than the bereaved*

looks like the ish is with NL. Other sites are hitch free.

Ishsoph: If i talk too much, do too much by declaring it already! Am campaigning 4 som1 so i aint participating in this. Although i knw i'll floor majority of ur contestants if not all if i do. Nuff said!

why is it people write "nuff said" after writing something next to nothing meaningful?

Before I proceed, you girls have to admit in writing that you need guys around.

*waiting*

Caracta: Huh? Who? Me? Stars? *shy*

Pls don't make lalaosky come here.

you know what I'm talking about jare

Lalaosky! Come o, caracta needs you in her camp! Where is that lalaosky girl sef?

*prolonged yawn*
Who's up for something more fun than temperament /personality talk?

Caracta: I know what you are trying to do but it won't work.

Legit is complete. His face is a done deal, his body is a refreshing ointment. His personality is awesome. What else?

hmmm... I see stars in your eyes. Nice...

joeydozzy: Are these the ones we working with?
Anybody wey dey campaign should not put his/her efforts on a lost cause

I dey joke oooooooo

not funny

Came on time to this thread. Praaaaaaaaaaaaiiisse thy Loooorrrrrd!

Obinoscopy: Ermmmm....Oahray, sorry I'm just seeing ur post. What were u asking about DNA?

when you are less busy

Shugamania:

Deoxyribonucleic acid.
That's an impractical question.



Why are u bothered about DNA, u wan go do paternity test abi

Who's d lucky babe?

not telling

Been thinking about something... CSI stuff... cells and all that. Maybe another day sha. E b like say our doc dey busy.

Shugamania: See u..
Herbs is the way to go, no chemicals.

#Team naturale#

ok, what do native doctors call DNA?

Br3nd4: Yes we dont cos we dont need em

you think you don't need em cos you know nothing about them

Obinoscopy: Hi ladies, who want to learn Igbo?

see person wey I call e name, na ladies e first see. May God deliver you from 'casanova-ism'. Come here jor!

Shey you are familiar with the DNA profiling thing (at least theoretically)?

Shugamania:
whadayahmean?

Yes nah.. I study medicinal plants for sch.
I'll prescribe herbs for u.

I no want native doctor jare

Br3nd4: Piece o' rock? *in my thick efik accent* nna, y'ono wetin u are tok abou. .
Over here in plutro we live life! We dont bomb nobady, we peaceful aliens

lol. That's cos you have no bombs

adaobi123: [size=50pt]IGBO KWENU[/size]

congrats ma'am. Sorry I'm late

Shugamania: Yes? Am here, how may I help u ??

you sabi medicine?

Br3nd4: Pluto! . . . Im in Pluto. .

That piece of rock? I was expecting you to say heaven

Where Obinoscopy? Abeg holla back when you see this. Need to ask you something.

Br3nd4: JoJo Shuga Oahray whats happening

where? Over here on earth, the day is ending for some people and beginning for others. How is... Em... Where you are?

Ok, that was impressive... The organizing. Kudos to whoever thought up and implemented the voters' sheet thing. I know it wasn't Sexkillz sha , so kudos to Ogugua... And the others.

Congrats to the finalists... Lupey, Adaobi, Graise, Nadia and sleekch1c. I think, having peeps rally around for you in this manner should make you a bit more humble, as every other contestant has beauty and brains too.

Lol... That went well

[quote author=Miss_Fibre]What intentions are you talking about?

And tell me what's wrong with trying to bring topics eh

But another thing....

You really never reach self to handle me...

Kapish[/quote]*raises eyebrow* That's it? Na so you vex reach? Thought all the flies on NL would have dropped dead by now
Big head story teller. Daring to threaten me yesterday.

As for handling you, it's a shame you won't get to know