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Idowuogbo: *joins him in d w@nking centre*

Adabee, wetin? Ogini? U wan kill persin? Jesos! See Babylon!

lol... Cwase

Eze knack us update na.

Geez! I lost the epistle I was typing

Caracta: *faints*

I love the bolded part. Oya chop this

Now I've forgotten the names of the other girls I wanted to review

Ishilove: See wetin idleness dey cause.

cure my boredom, over a glass of whatever you drink

Review of Ladies... (for my indecisive brothers)

1. Idowuogbo: this is one controversial lady you cannot help but notice anywhere she is. You may love her or love to hate her, either way you cannot help but show some love. Did I tell you she can charm people with her voice? She once did and we are many. I'd kill whoever she accepts.

2. Caracta: Yet to meet another lady like her on the whole of Nairaland. Is someone about to say "every girl is unique"? Damn right! Her heart of gold has no duplicate, and she is as pretty as she is sweet. If I were you, I'd start selling my tomatoes to raise enough money to get a quality pen.

3. Shollypopz: If you have a hunger for conquest, this lady is for you. Did I mention that she has never chosen any guy in the past editions of this contest? Well, I just did. Does this Iron lady have any romantic bone in her? How would you know if you do not find out? Do you have what it takes to wed the 'runaway bride'?

4. ItsModella: This tall beauty is every bit of what her name suggests... A model. She probably likes green more Princess Fiona does, so she might not be crazy about a handsome prince charming. Did I hear someone heave a sigh of relief? A lil bit of advice though: Never google up lines for her. Google was made for her.

5. Uj_sizzle: An African lady to the bones. A near-perfect combo of beauty and brains. Do not be afraid of Obino, she has never as much as called him 'dear' before, despite all his love letters. Yes, she know her worth that much. Question is... Are you 'it'?

(to be continued)

Caracta: @dont8 and dopejemi, pls woo me. I beg you. Pleeeeeeaaaassseeeee!

lmao. How many people wan woo you? Thought you have two already

*hides behind the nearest rock and whispers* Jemi, this is your conscience speaking. Choose her... You know you want to

fruityjojo: Page 10 . Goin 2 create a new acc 2 woo myself .

*strikes gong*

Guys!

*strikes gong again*

Guys you heard her. She's available, but only for guys that are men enough to take a first bite of her fruity freshness. Anyone? No one?

Don't say I did not say it o.

*strikes gong and walks off into the sunset*

Lalaosky!

dopeJemi: What don't u get?

correct bobo. This guy no dey slack at all for this fishing biz . Na only God know why e no dey catch fish since

[quote author=gree-die]offtopic, pardon me pls.....

dopejemi, d babe on ur profile, why she get adams apple na? i bin think say na only guys dey get am [/quote]I think it's a drag queen. You no see the Johnny Bravo body?

@topic, guys pick o. Market no go wait for una.

missblanche: i don't get it buh its funnAY!!!

Another green light! Dopejemi, this is your chance to finally have an e-babe. Go for it bro!

2legit2qwt: **dancing Harlem shake suggestively **

no spoil our baibijay sha

Crown Prince: Why didn't you take up the fight if you are so confident rather than pleading to me and everyone to let her be?

You need his permission and blessings to chyke his babe?

baibijay: Like watching a match

Something else.

[quote author=gree-die]aluta, popo, baibi, uj, caracta... lovely ladies. make it happen [/quote]dunno how my friday night would be yet. Don't want to stand anyone up.

[quote author=gree-die]wat r u? boy??
now man up!! i recommend popo and baibi [/quote]*adjusting hearing aid* You said?

Hmmm... Sexkillz accept the challenge nau. This guy is serious. Are you sexkillz enough to burst his bubble?

mariannlove: *following*

see green light. Why guys dey slack nau?

Crown Prince: We shall see about that.
Eze promotion, do justice to my entry

Eze promote this guy enter the list before we vex

Idowuogbo: *clears throat*
Eeemm..my contract don finito?

OUR contract na infinito na Transcends all wooing challenges.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I smell fear[/quote]solid iroko-like fear *attempting in vain to fell the fear with a motor saw*

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=32pt]6. UJ SIZZLE[/size][/color]

And the sizzler sizzles into the chart, yet she needs someone to rescue her from Obino's (PHCN) love fluntuation.
She's a very humble, decent and intelligent to add only but few, yet she was unfortunate to get her heart been handled by a PHCN worker A solar power is needed asap. Who will be the one? We'll find out in this challenge.

Chai! Lawd of Messi
Eze funny reach like this?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=32pt]1. IDOWUOGBO[/size][/color]
Aside been one of the razzest babe online, she's got some added flavour Her voice is so angelic She's so cool and humorous!
She's too cool to remain in the hands of that Esan boy
Someone get her out asap

Lol @ 'that Esan boy'

CFCfan: This is interesting. Its now South Africa 2-0 CAR.

Bernard Parker is the latest goal scorer. Where is HBG?

she isn't from SA

Evestar200: haba,,abeg check my pix na model body i get o

I see Michael Jackson

Evestar200: no bt na d version of woman angel gabriel b this

Oh... Gabriela, the woman in my area with two left legs and a macsuline voice. You for quick talk since na

ItsModella: It doesn't feel pressure, I guess. No risk of heart attack...guaranteed. I also heard that it has a 5 year warranty.

Ask xynerise for more info, he's the one who told me about it

if you use fake battery, or you no get extra when the current one fully discharges, na you come sabi o

Evestar200: na my lovely nd angelic voice nai u dy talk say b lyk man voice?

Shey angel Gabriel na woman?

shymexx: Damn!!

Naija pulled a "Spain" today and drew with the most rubbish team on the continent...