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Shugamania:
Morning cupcake..
Hope u're having a sweet day

Yes I am dear. But it can be sweeter still... With you in it.

Of course not, Bey..
We now stay at d lekki beach house

Tell her o. You are royalty, tell her

fyneboi79: Right behind you man!Tell Į̸̸̨ƭ τ̲̅ȍ dem!

I am not writing to agree or disagree with Fyneboi79. What I have to say, however, regards Fyneboi79's decision to make empty promises and meaningless comments. Some background is in order: His foot soldiers are lower than disgusting busybodies. They are wanton snollygosters. Those who support their viewpoints or help create the ostentatious atmosphere needed for them to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems should realize that Fyneboi79 needs to realize that he's not special. He's not a beautiful or unique snowflake. He's just another villainous propagandist who wants to peonize and enslave his castigators.

Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that if Fyneboi79 were paying attention—which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this—he'd see that if you think that once he has approved of something it can't possibly be postmodernist, then think again. At one point, I actually believed that he would stop being so venom-spouting. Silly me. The central paradox of Fyneboi79's orations, the twist that makes Fyneboi79's press releases so irresistible to namby- pamby kleptomaniacs, is that these people truly believe that Fyneboi79's animadversions can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. Although I've reached the end of this letter, I'm not going to sit down. I'm not going to shut up. I'm only going to redouble my efforts to confront and reject all manifestations of rowdyism. Whoever gave Fyneboi79 an internet connection should be jailed, and the key melted.

Idowuogbo: body dey o! U nko?

hmmm... As if the body get choice. Saw the uproar at the beauty of NL women thread. I missed the pic sha.
I'm good.

@chocolateberry, welcome newbie

In many of the wife vs mother-in-law conflicts, both parties are usually as guilty as each other.

As a man, I'd hate to be drawn in to any such conflict or to pick one over the other. The world is big enough for them to co-exist peacefully.

That said, I think mums are more special. My future wife take note!

dopeJemi: Lol! D onLy thing I don't like in fried rice is the chopped Liver, apart 4rm dat.. U can put anyoda thing in it

Hau dem dey taLk ​A♏ sef.. Different strokes 4 different foLks abi no be so?

lol... And the liver is the only chopped thing I like about it. Na real different strokes

dopeJemi: Yeah I know, buh atLeast u gotta eat it once in a whiLe

hehehe... Are you telling me?

I have weird tastes sha. Because of the 'excess' vegetables chopped therein, I do not fancy fried rice as much I do plain rice and well made stew.

dopeJemi: Lol! Thanks.. SeriousLy.. AlL we eat z rice and stew even on christmas and new-year day

Fried rice isn't that special sha. Na hype.

Idowuogbo: ^morning...

Good morning dear. How body?

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]That's actually how some ppl talk o. ehrmm ehrrm Oahray[/quote]huh? I do not talk that way o

*aside*
which way is she talking about sef?

Beync: many are called but few are chosen, I am the chosen steward.

Sorry to burst your bubble. He has "other flock which are not of this fold"

Idowuogbo: Better!

check your mail.

Goodnight y'all.

Dem don yab naija scatter today

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Lol right now, we cant even maintain 3000MW. . . . 40KMW ko[/quote]we are on 4000MW jare, or so they said.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I was actually think you both were loverssss. [/quote]Not funny.

binger: Why do you like seeking my attention? It's getting too much oh,cos some peeps are already thinking u're gäy...you knw that

jeeez! You seriously typed this and clicked submit?
Alright. Noted.

ItsModella: yeah yeah, smartie pants, I knew

watch him deny it

ItsModella: tsk tsk, the power comes only when it wants to..

he was thinking of not thinking of anything, so that whatever you say he is thinking of would be wrong

CFCfan: Rice and stew with alomo bitters

Chisos! *shudders*

CFCfan: Ileke Idi lives in America.

fact machine
What am I going to eat for lunch today?

binger: Btw,are u ileke-idi?

At this point, it is safe to say this stammerer rapper is a learner

CFCfan: Sorry, I don't watch cartoons.

Finally, something CFCfan does not know. Praaaaaaaaise thy Loooooorrrrd!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Atleast it aint once a year like you Nigerians in Nigeria [/quote]three times
Bday, xmas and new year

Una still dey here?

Caracta: Na wa o. Na you be Current Affairs Minister? Oya gimme the ratio of male to female in nairaland.

The guy good die.

binger: University of Fishing and Diving

Fear no let am talk I was kidding jor

abiL: Hahhaha I've just clocked that now. They will be dancing their way to hell fire.

hahaha She doesn't believe in hellfire though.

binger: Why should i be jealous when i'm living like a king?
Una case na 'condition make crayfish bend'

Tell me the name of your school make I post pics of your hostel

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I have an idea. Who is the cutest between Oahray, bringer, CFCFan, hornpipe, and 2buff?[/quote]Taaah! Economics please

ItsModella: who did?

likely Jay-bee

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]No, I'm waiting for 2Legit2qwt so that we may dance together, naked, under the heated fire.[/quote]*regains consciousness after fall* under fire?
*passes out again*