₦airaland Forum

guiddoti:
how do you mean every family, including ipob, has tout on the street of Lagos?

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;he said every TRUE lagosians not lagos scorters, d guy con do mistake with d EVERY

theophorus:
... My take on this;

1. Anyone can loose His/her job anytime (invest when you have one because the Management of Nurtw just lost their)

2. Change is Constant and this is the 'beginning' of a New era. (position yourself for the opportunities this will bring)

3. When supporting anyone do so in good faith because you don't know what will be the effect of the Person's action on your well being. (Nurtw and APC)

4. Oppression will not be forever...


...Hope Ambode Think well before He dey act.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;many people conderming agbero bcorz of d money dey always colect, d fact is dat d advantages of agbero in lagos state is more than dis-advantages, while d police force do more harm dan good in nigeria as a whole, real agbero no dey thief, d cult way police dey fear to chalenge dem dey confront them, real omo ita(street boy) no they rob, they stay awake in the night to catch thief and watch over ur property, while d forces are @sleep, they stay awake to no who dey disturb there area while them still they d area, area boy build name for them self without depending on any one be u be anybody they dont care, them hate cheating, both rich people and poor are d same in there sight, them make u laff, them take up another person fight to there own jst bcorz them dont he or she to be cheated, them put u for bus free wen u explain to dem that u are broke, e.t.c if u leave dis area like mushin, oshodi,badagry,sungo,ojo,iyana ipaja, igando,ikotun,agege etc, u will understand litle of wat am saying here.

soberdrunk:
When i see all these young men doing "Awu this' "Awu that" i just feel sorry for them because nah 'ignorance' dey worry them! After you do 'strong man' finish you will still come out and be saying "Yes sir!!" to a "Jew man". If you like hard pass 'rambo', nah who get money be the real "Strong man"

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;true talk, money nah bullet proof also

Wizkhalifa2:
You chose ur path... You have arrived at ur destination. #saynotocultism

Cultism be like bet9ja, e day hardly pay except u get connection (fixed game)

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; i dey tell u bro, i dey people wey don join cult say them no get power i swear, am sturborn on my own, i do chanlenge cultist even if them dey with gun i get many friend wey be cultist bt them still dey fear me, i will rather join politics than cult if there is need to join dirty game,

mcfynest:
*****My personal findings*******

Three (3) types of smell in the Bedroom after Marriage...

1ST SIX MONTHS (1):
Perfumes, roll-on, body spray, body lotion, air freshener.

ONE YEAR AND ABOVE (2):
Baby medicine, Johnsons Baby lotion/powder , Baby oil, castor oil.

20 YEARS AND ABOVE (3):
Essential balm, aboniki balm, back to sender anointing oil, touch and die olive oil, Holy salt /water, gbogbo rishe, Àgbò, ora inu Ekun, alomo bitters...

Lemme coman be going sha...

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i jst laff away my sorrow now

Ezedon:
They are now in total control of the situation but Nigerian police is only good in terrorising innocent citizens

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;plz never compare nigeria with u.s.a when its come to crime, nigeria still dey learn

gr8man4rmukpor:
when will dey employ political thugs ,I get chest

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;funny u

nabiz:
how do i become a member of this party?

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;me self want to join oooooh

adem30:
Which kind hungry looking people full here so?

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;bcorz they are here to clean the country frm were there elders stop to loots thats y its called apda(APDA=ADVANCE) they want to continue;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lolz naija my con3

Wolad:
Asorin ni oruko miran fun Igi nla

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;thanks

johnbuck81:
I bet wizkid would be laffin his assss out.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Y?

Anybody saying she is right, he or she is wrong, nigerians dont marry a free-lance as a wife or husband, nigerians weds only those that see the future. That can take care of there kids, that he or she is ready in ozaa rooooooomm, nt a slay mama that b clubing everyday. And leave children, then once in six month in da ozzaa rooom. Nigerian gat I.Q they do reason

Atlast she don inherit d slay mama title, nairaland kontinuuuuuuuuuu

lawyer:
At no point should you hit a woman. What are you trying to prove? You are stronger than her and more powerful so no need to exhibit the disparity in strength. I agree alot of women have loose tongues or do things that would provoke a man to thump her to eternity but as a man have you thought of the repercussions if it goes awry?

I remember one case almost 15yrs ago when I was serving in the ministry of justice Oyo where a wife provoked her husband so badly when they had a misunderstanding. She said all sorts of imprintable things to him and reduced his masculinity in front of his neighbours but he kept quiet. She made fun of his sexual performance in bed but he kept quiet. Everyone laughed at him but he chose to ignore her. Then she shifted gears and called his mom a witch. He got so mad and hit her rib cages and followed that with rains of slaps. The neighbours now pulled him back to stop beating her but he kept saying he has warned her not to say anything negative about his mom. He could take any abuse from her but his mom was a no go area. The neighbours settles the fight and everyone went to bed. The next day she complained of body pains and was rushed to the hospital. She was given pain killers to soothe her pains and she did this constantly for 7 months. One night she died in her sleep and when she was rushed to the hospital/ morgue and the Official Coroners report was that she died due to the pains she received 7months ago from the beating.

The husband was charged for manslaughter and the Oyo state Directorate of Public Prosecutions pulled out a section stating "any bodily harm caused by another leading to death within 12months of that complaint of that pain such a person is liable to 14 years imprisonment."

That case changed my life towards anger management and how to ignore people who provoke you to death. Nobody remembered how he ignored his wife who mentally abused him to death and destroyed his masculinity but that 2 minutes of anger and rage to beat his late wife was remembered by the courts leading to his incarceration for 14years. So let this story guide men out there that get angry unnecessarily. If she provokes you please walk away. There is no shame or who being hurt. Rather walk out of the abusive relationship and get someone better. Some women are born toxic and you would only hurt yourself submitting to their negative vibes and mental abuse. If you believe there is a need to teach her a lesson by beating her to respect you also remember she could complain of pains leading to death and nobody would come to your aid to plead for you or remember she was at fault.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i can take all the whole insult,bt,hey the only thing that will get me angry in this world is, for some1 to abuse my mom, i dont mind going to life inprisonment or die by hanging i will make sure i kill her/him

bukynkwuenu:
some churches may have lost it at the moment but nothing on earth justifies stealing from the church....in the name of hunger.


don't be shocked that this thief will sell the fan and play bet9ja

;;;;;;;;;;;;;very very corect i have a friend that can do this bet9ja for money till night him fit borrow 5k bet bt wat baffle most is dat d guy no get money

PureMe01:
u have digressed from the subject of the thread to lie to ur ancestors.. I understand u can't bear the pain of wat the thread is all about.so u decide to thread on lies which u can only sell to ur ewedu brothers and sisters..
no b only awka u dey,u suppose dey d whole southeast once nah.wetin hold u??
unending slaves to their northern masters!!!

;;;;;;;;;;;;ok sharing my experience is bad again, u can raign a cause 4rm today till 2morow as long am still making my money then no prob, all those thin wey u read there, no b lie;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Am currently in awka anambra state, i ask many igbos friends of mine, why are u nt doing biafra sit @home things there reply shock me, them say guy we, we no be biafra oooh

kpaofame:
eyah

Wish his loved ones the fortitude to bear the lost...

I Hope his life made positive impact to those who were around him....

Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes,His existence is now only memories of the things he did

=;;;;;;;;;THAT WAT IS CALL RUDE SHOK

KolaBELIEVE:
se ise yi kolewu ninu? Mo gbo pe nkan bayi ma n ni repercurssion

;;;;;;;;;ejo se emo oruko miran fun igi nla. Another name for IGI NLA plz

[/quote];;;;;;;;;;ejowo sir kini oruko ti a tun pe igi nla, i mean oruko miran fun IGI NLA. Ama juyin se oooh asee

It's hilarious how people rush to blame 1. African JuJu & 2. Drs' incompetence on deaths.

Saw 100s of comments on that lady who died during childbirth after the husband had paid for caesarean section (CS).

So many Nairaland Drs came to condemn and crucify the Drs.

Was there medical negligence? Maybe YES...Maybe NO.

My point in that article and this is / was - the best person to affirm / exonerate negligence is a coroner / the Medical Council.

They have the requisite level of expertise.

RIP to Adeleke. In PEACE / In PIECES (depends on how he lived);;;;;NICE 1;;;;;;;;;;; NOBODY FIT dogde IKU

[color=#990000][/color];;;;;;;;if u ask me? I will say this should be in joke section,

I will kindly tell mr president to lay low for proper check up till 2019
note; some people dey here been forming english professor, jst patiently tell me the meaning of dis word, oju kokoro lo n se mi, ede mi ki n se oyinbo

Youdondeymad:
This section is dominated by asslickers most especially the r*tarded stinking dimwits,most of them are suffering from low self esteem.Ask them to upload theirs,you go run...smh!








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;;;;;;;;;;;;dont take everything too serious there is time for work there is time to play, everybody is having fun here, nobody is hatin anybody, jst chill if u take things serious everytime;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;hypertension dey ohohh;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

sameni123:
Rip strong man ....more people go follow you ....its high time them chase them mc Comot for oshodi him don chop enough make another person enter there

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i pity u, u wan chase mc for oshodi? Oluomo is not playing the game alone anymore, mc is living a king life, e get people wey dey work for am, d man hamburger nah im f**k up things like that u dont need to show up for d first scene bt deed has already b done, rip to d dead

IhateAfonjas:

Some people are naturally dumb

Here in the USA we kill and eat anything we see, rattle snakes, snapping turtles​, moose, alligators, pythons,
racoons, deers, bears, skunk, squirrels​, Caribou, chipmunk, frogs

You haven't heard of hillbillies, rednecks or people from the western and southern states in the USA

Why not travel to other countries, see how people live over there and stop calling Nigeria every time

;;;;;;;;;;;;;dis ur moniker bt seriously i love ur comment, many people are too dumb to understand that its nt only in africa (nigeria) negative things do happen,

timilehin95:
Afonjas are always welcome

this afonja & Igbo of a thin dey always crack my rib, its really funny

[s][/s] atlast i don join the funniest forum, ladies and gen am i welcome, nairalanders i must confess onah funny