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Career › Re: Photo Of A Disable Man Plastering A House by Obaf1(m): 7:41pm On Sep 13, 2018

jah bless our hussle

Celebrities › Re: Ariyo Exposes Kaycee Oduche, Producer For 'Sexually Harassing His Cousin' by Obaf1(m): 1:58pm On Sep 13, 2018

In the land of bad this is called baddest

Politics › Re: APC Asks Atiku: You Were Vice President For Eight Years, Why Didn't You Restruct by Obaf1(m): 4:06pm On Sep 09, 2018

BruncleZuma:

And the Ex-PDP repentees who were in the Senate and government then...what were their contribution?

lol... what a "NOCK-OUT" question u trow there.

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Obaf1(m): 4:00pm On Sep 06, 2018

centino! centi baba, i no no wating i do u way u no dey recongnise me...btw... i dey enjoy u and youngzubi collabo.....nice update sir.....continue ageing with better grace sir.

Literature › Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Obaf1(m): 7:48am On Sep 05, 2018

Youngzubh...thank u gannn ni, nice update.....ghost mode de..activated.

Nairaland General › Re: Lady Struggling To Use Water Dispenser In Public by Obaf1(m): 10:08am On Sep 04, 2018

Ochinex:
Ode, she you don't know water dispenser comes in different designs abi?

ologbon, are u d person huh? Se ur eye dey pain u ni, can't u see d picture of d said dispenser. Accept ur locallity and stop hiden under "different designs" SHALOM!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Lady Struggling To Use Water Dispenser In Public by Obaf1(m): 9:33am On Sep 03, 2018

Just water dispenser oh, bush-girl forming porsch, me jst hate fake-life i swear.

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Career › Re: Career Choice After Studying Marketing? by Obaf1(m): 6:55am On Aug 29, 2018

Let park here and learn, anyone with good advice should mention me oh, me self need am badly.

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Obaf1(m): 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2018

Nice update baba, happy sunday boss.

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Obaf1(m): 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2018

nice 1 boss, but u no mention me centino, me ur numba1 fan, well am good to go with this, the story went the way i predict it but suprise me wen fight bust. lovely update sir. I pray make achike eye no blind oh.

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Obaf1(m): 2:30pm On Aug 15, 2018

Atlast, i don join....centino u be boss

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Literature › Re: Ika(wicked) by Obaf1(op): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2018

ehnehn, mo n gbo ee, ki lo sele.......(am hearing you, so what's the problem) Alhaji query after praying for some minutes without inviting his son along, probably to avoid him because he already know were their discussion will land at the end, even spend extra minute praying...........
Baami mo felo si eko ki n lo tesiwaju nipa iwe mi lodo boda sikiru(daddy I want to go to Lagos to continue my education with brother sikiru)
hmmm motigbo, je ki n ba mama e so....(have heard you, let me discuss it with your mother) Alhaji manage to convince him and he answer motigbo sir (OK sir)....
all along Daare mother approve it.

DAARE IN THE CITY(house of Mr sikiru)
grace the first born and daughter in sikiru's family, segun is second known as a lazy trouble maker in the street, he seems to be addicted to lazyness, JAYE aka J.Z the third, JAYE whom prefer been called by his nickname j.z d 3rd, he calve the name by himself the veryday he join secrete cult known as eye contraeternity, he is the only backbone to segun whenever he ran into trouble, in fact the only helper in segun's life is jaye despite he is the senior, that is why people around gave him OLE-SHEGE (LAZY-SHEGE) the title s, good heart, love to give, he is nice, love people around him, his wife passed-away some years back, 2years later he decided to move on after all life continue, he is the first son of Alhaji, he love all his children including his brother Daare as one.
Daare......the voice echo
daddy is calling you daare...said segun
sir am coming... daare answer sharply, running inside to meet Mr sikiru
sir you dey call me.,....daare ask to confirm
of cause yes.....Mr sikiru answer
Mr sikiru continue......sit down it been three months now you join us if am not mistaken...
yes sir.....daare answer in confirmation
we need to talk about your education....Mr said and look into daare face to see reaction
daare all smile and said ok sir, this expression approve and welcome Mr sikiru ideal.

To be continue

Literature › Ika(wicked) by Obaf1(op): 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2018

ENI, EJI, ETA, ERIN, ARUN, EFA, EJE, EJO....ekasan sir(goodaftnoon sir) *bawo ni omomi, se daada lowa*(how are you my son, how are you doing?) daada sir(fine sir) Baami, mofe ri yin fun oro-kan to se koko (daddy, i want to see you for an important issue) *motigbo, aago meji tilu tin ba kirun tan ama soro shogbo*(no problem...its 2:0oclock already, when am through with prayer then we can talk. ok?) motigbo sir.(ok sir).......... Daare want to talk to his dad at all cost, but his dad(popularly known as Alhaji) is always quick at given excuse(s) not to hold any lenghty dicussion with his son, thou Daare is a jentle looking young boy(age 12yrs) but wish to be independent in the village or travel to the city by all means, that wish have been with him right from nine years till he finished his primary six at d age of 12yrs but his parent wouldn't let him, due to some ovious reason known to them only. but this time around, he package some good reasons to leave the village.

Business › Re: Why French President Honored Mike Adenuga With Highest Honor by Obaf1(m): 7:24am On Aug 11, 2018

#NAIJAallDWAY

Politics › Re: EFCC Releases Ita Ekpeyong by Obaf1(m): 7:03am On Aug 10, 2018

Onah p.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Oshiomhole And Ganduje Storm Katsina For APC Rally (Photos) by Obaf1(m): 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2018

TYPE OF THIEF IN THE WORLD. (1) small thief: this type are experct in stealing meat from soup or stealing povisions, (2)big thief: these type are good in stealing cash, pick-pocketing, collecting something by force (3) bigger thief: this type of thief is popularly known as armed robber, the confident in stealing, they travel anywere just to steal, they see stealing as job, they robb bank, busnessman etc, (4) expensive thief: these type of thief are the like of politicians(government), busness-owner/investors, g.o(general overseers/religion-leader) dem no the steal but embezzle. inshort all dis people full naija. #vagabonINpower

Politics › Re: Its Official: National Assembly To Reconvene On Tuesday; 14th August 2018 by Obaf1(m): 7:24pm On Aug 09, 2018

ok asin....ON-kwaruption

Health › Re: Tagwaye Foundation Continues Its Drug Abuse Campaign, Holds Seminar In Abuja. by Obaf1(m): 1:03pm On Aug 09, 2018

Drug abuse owe by self.... shot by self.....north the only part of nigeria that love to discover dangerous drug.

Family › Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Obaf1(m): 6:37am On Aug 09, 2018

lol...

Crime › Re: Police Shoot Man Dead In Anambra Over Bribe This Morning (Graphic Pics) by Obaf1(m): 5:10pm On Aug 07, 2018

ChiefAzubuike:
Do you know who you're talking to?

just go back and read what u post upthere, u don't joke with evething mr.chief

Crime › Re: Police Shoot Man Dead In Anambra Over Bribe This Morning (Graphic Pics) by Obaf1(m): 4:49pm On Aug 07, 2018

ChiefAzubuike:
The police is your friend, why must you argue with a friend? Now see the sorrow he's brought against himself.

u should more concern about ur destiny corz, is in danger...............rip to the dead.... To d police that commit dis barberia act........KARMA will surely do his asgnment on u.

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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by Obaf1(m): 12:45pm On Aug 07, 2018

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so wierd even to myself.

just like bro.

Celebrities › Re: Debbie Shokoya: I Can’t Stand Men Wearing Same Boxers Twice by Obaf1(m): 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:
IT IS A CRIME ONLY WHEN HE REPEATS IT FOR MORE THAN 2 WEEKS.
2 WEEKS IS THE OFFICIAL PERIOD FOR BOXERS USE BEFORE YOU TURN THE BACK AND WEAR AGAIN.

lwkmoo, hu dey matd gan nii... u kil person with laff abi

Celebrities › Re: Amara Maduka: I Am Not A Virgin, Though I Have Never Dated Anyone All My Life by Obaf1(m): 5:01pm On Aug 05, 2018

*in olamide voice" e fi le fun "bad b.ich"

Crime › Re: Suspected Cultists Arrested On Their Way To A Burial In Imo State. Photos by Obaf1(m): 9:13pm On Aug 03, 2018

kill and be killed- law of NATURE

Politics › Re: Saraki And Dogara React To Ortom's Impeachment, Issue Joint Statement by Obaf1(m): 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2018

can some people just be ashamed of demself for onece, if pmb is nt ashame of himself, then he should spare the rest of us this shame nah, this is not just a national disgrace. this is a shameful act to international community. i pity dis country.smh

Politics › Re: 7 Months To Elections: Number Of Presidential Aspirants Hits 46 by Obaf1(m): 8:26am On Jul 30, 2018

Anybody dat can bring baba down will do

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Romance › Re: Groom And Bride Rock The Doggy Pose At Their Traditional Wedding (Photo) by Obaf1(m): 10:08am On Jul 25, 2018

itoldu:
They look like the guests, catching some fun jor!

By the way, Nairaland has gone to learn how to count numbers [1st page is no longer "0" but rather "1"]

u just make me laff dis mornin...lol @nairaland

Politics › Re: 2019: We're For Anyone That Will Restructure Nigeria - Yoruba Coalition by Obaf1(m): 9:29am On Jul 25, 2018

Okoyeebos:
Mention a single igbo man who stood for something till the end.

Ojuku got 3M Igbos killed and ran off to Abidjan dressed like Bobrisky. His dog Kanu didn't even wait for the war to start before running away.

You don't trust yorubas but your own leaders are all turncoats who have nothing good to offer. Just look at the present leadership of Igboland.

They are too quick to yorubas for no reason, forgeting a yorubaman die for one of there own(akuyili).

Politics › Re: Fayose Visits Saraki And Ekweremadu In Abuja After Security Siege. Photos by Obaf1(m): 9:43pm On Jul 24, 2018

origima:
The Igbos will not rule Nigeria as long as they remain naive.This great political calculation to undermine ndigbo from ruling Niger; If PDP wins in 2019 by futuring Hausa/fulani candidate after 4yrs APC will snatching it from PDP with another Hausa/Fulani canfidate claiming they need to complete theie8yrs term after which it will go to southwest etc.Igbo's are fools

Politics › Re: Fayose Visits Saraki And Ekweremadu In Abuja After Security Siege. Photos by Obaf1(m): 9:37pm On Jul 24, 2018

origima:
The Igbos will not rule Nigeria as long as they remain naive.This great political calculation to undermine ndigbo from ruling Niger; If PDP wins in 2019 by futuring Hausa/fulani candidate after 4yrs APC will snatching it from PDP with another Hausa/Fulani canfidate claiming they need to complete theie8yrs term after which it will go to southwest etc.Igbo's are fools

with this ur calculation, u are the fool here, while including the entire igbo.

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Politics › Re: Fayose Visits Saraki And Ekweremadu In Abuja After Security Siege. Photos by Obaf1(m): 9:30pm On Jul 24, 2018

man of the moment

good governance is what we seek, noting more.

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