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Limerick:
faggottyy gayyy, I can't get h.orny, let's talk/ bout how you'd get humiliated and instead of rebutting, you'd use those words to thank God/
for saving a life here. . . .and next time, you wouldn't say "shiiit" to me . . .you knw that word is censored/

liricyst:
He’s a loser, that’s the fact numbers spoke!/ Check his profile, over 100 d sad bummer wrote/You’ll only rate d principle time-line & that gunner quote/ He’s yards dumber blokes/ Others laughed at the dick’s lines/ cos obese motherfucker is just a big time...fat momma’s Joke!/

Speaking of mommas folk, His I figured’s a bitch/ The way she’s been shared around bad men…..even the scriptures concede!/ Would take puss n Anal orgy to climax & make her vigour complete/ She took the act upon herself/to render the community her help/
her private parts now reps the whole public…she personifies the synecdoche figure of speech!/

I won’t blink an eye for his punches even if he raises his fist/ He’s seen great battles lines only when soldier ants march on to the places he’s pissed!/ Its like a Judge erases n rips/ records or claims that he a dope guy till no traces exist/ Cos whenever he tries to take charge…with a wave of the hand…the guy’s case is dismissed!/

No one praises the bitch, we take aim like soldiers & bang thru you/ Hated fool, even a priest would add vice….scold ya & cancel you/ Son…that your stubborn mum, behold her, be Thankful too/ Her undying love [/i]defiled her first [i]mother instinct……which told her to strangle you!/

I gon help her plant clips in ya chest, you would think that they germinant/ Its certain that/ he’s on death row [/i]n news [i]columns will run live [/i]stories of the vermin rat/ “the bullets put him on a [i]Quick learning path/ And the nine brought an outcome…..the mass murderers term…a 3 by 3 [/i]determinant!”/

He thought his [i]flow on that cypher reigned, expecting we wowed/ But the crowd hailed Limerick as Elijah for putting an end to the drought!/ Still I’m betting he proud/ So I decapitate him/drop box for his body to be part laid in/…while making sure I leave his head in the clouds!/

I swear, He can’t Writes chains of rhymes/ or Ignite flames on writes/ Gather his family as a unit, they won’t have a bright brain combined!/
I’ll Open ya head with a hack tool/ have ya brain spread in a darkroom/
Then develop and hang it on the wall to help put him..... in the right frame of mind!/

It's foolish obesity is now epidermal, really dumb!/ Fat men like him say the cure are herbal, Really son?/
You shouldn't have gotten that big but that's late advice/I'll get my goons and make sure the dick's played outside/
....till he's slim and portable like an external CD-ROM!/

Bleep outta Here

liricyst:
technically, I checked first so you drop first

I'm typing my verse now...... drop yours

liricyst:
Send ya verse to someone...i will drop my before 8pm

liricyst:
LOL
or make we reduce am to 6 bars? Mehn....

liricyst:
But if you want us to drop soonest..just give me two jaw-breaking personals on you obesemf

danbrowndmf:
Call out Obesemf les have a battle... 12bars,24lines, Darkrebel666 will help ous with the thread,i tried calling out MR limerick,he said am to small for him.

liricyst:
lol..na today I wan start. Been busy but today is very free so I should be able to write 8good bars by deadline

liricyst:
Definitely coming back to nairaland to complete my education

Little facebook freestyle for a cypher

There was a time the income didn't exist, I didn't have any source/ or any purse/
Food was d non-existent peacemaker to my belly wars/ d little I could get was barely stored/
it merely poured/ little oil on the consumed troubled waters in my belly shores/
Then every penny sourced/was never enough to bless me, I felt very cursed/ but I didn't hit early pause/
instead on a steady course/ I hustled with heavy force/ and chased the greens everywhere like migrating herbivores!!!/
I said time would hardly pass/ before the good mav will pass/the streets, rolling on wheels....moving hand in hand with cars!/ said I no go carry last/
sealed it with a quick prayer/ then a bit later/ I did cement the first place. ....in my debut as a bricklayer!!!!!/
Those uncompleted buildings was how I lived in cribs/ ignored outrightly by hissing chicks/ cursed out by their unforgiving lips/
They couldnt be my Eve then you see/cos they could clearly see/ from my lean sides....that the mav had no missing ribs!!!!/
Now let the reminiscing quit/
Move to present when the mav can be seen handle/
Real degrees of success from every possible dream angle/
I could easily witness Jesus temptation, from this height in my success pinnacle!!!!/
LORD!/ it seems odd/how from deep in the darkness comes light/ So much RAGE in my past, who would have guessed my future was BRIGHT!/
Now even those who knew me partly/say I won't be outta place in the illuminati/......forget this story/you're too gullible to believe this folly/ see all these glory?/ and the successful appearance?/ I owe it all to God & my hardworking parents/ it should now be apparent/as you have deciphered/ That mav the great script writer/ scribbled this fiction to the topic of the Cypher/

007Bruce:
setting up the thread liricyst vs obesemf

liricyst:
8 bars

liricyst:
WHAT!!!!!! Nah Nigga...that's too much

liricyst:
mehn...you dey find revenge since all this time? lol how many bars?

liricyst:
i wanna battle o I'm bored

chigo93:
I don't write per se,I listen to a beat and go with d flow,then I put down the lyrics that suits d beats. I mimic before I write,i dont just write. I write so I won't 4get d lyrics. If u really understand d art of rapping then u'd understand wat I mean.