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Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 6:25pm On Jun 16, 2015
dj5naira:
Man-to-man yarns : )
sneak dissing Vicky ?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 4:51pm On Jun 16, 2015
GIYAZZ:
You replied that diss?

See now I'm ffucking pissed!/ it's high time I killed this bbitch and stop this sshit/
Hit you with personals and some funny schemes/
Then expose your @ss and let the public see!/
You've been on here acting like a cûnt since/
Acting like a whóre who commited adultery/
But I wanna ask, why are Ghanaians so dumb pls?/
And why are you here? You don't have a forum in your country?/
That sshit's ffucked up, cos y'all act like you got the richer dudes/
But we all know Ghanaians are poor and they quick to do illegal moves/
They all suffer to live like Congo niggars do/
And that's quite disappointing bro, cos how the hell nobody from the GOLD coast was born with a SILVER spoon?/
You a sttupid nigga! Reason I'm taking this personal/
Imma stop tryna cover you up, and expose your personals!/
Did I tell y'all how I visited him in Ghana so we could turn up one night?/
Instead I met his big sis and truely the dutch was fine/
She was like Obese ain't around but you can come inside/
He went to buy something, and he will be back from the mall in five/
So I came in and sat in the couch beside/ her, while we was watching a WWE female boring fight/
After some seconds, the whóre was like/
Are you G'IYAZ that Nairaland funny guy?/
Wey Obesemf my little bro dey hype?/
I chuckled, and she was like woah, he's right/
You so handsome, and you could make a girl see stars on broad-daylight/
I said thanks, and complimented the dumb bbitch like/
You fine too and you got a fat àss, it's even fatter than your bro. . . She smiled/
And asked, I see you like my àss? You wanna touch it ryt?/
I sighed, and replied, if you don't mind bbitch, I wanna fùck it, chai/
She jumped on me, grabbed my díck and sùcked it twice/
I bend her over, grabbed her áss and pushed my cóck inside/
I popped the dime/ like a lucky guy/
Till Obese came back and caught us fúcking, kai!/
With the furry all up in his fúcking eyes/
I thought he was gonna pick a weapon, something like a gun, stick, knife?/
Or maybe use his fist and we prolly fight/
But guess what he said after all these hypes?/
He said; Giyazz, I'm disappointed, I thought you's the GOAT
why you come dey fùck my sister DOGGYstylé?/
grin







































smh, my family, really?
im dropping facts, you've resorted to silly jokes
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Obesemf Vs Danbrowndmf by obesemf(m): 4:17pm On Jun 16, 2015
eya embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
call am 'secret service' cos with the next whip.... wire go land for back of ya ear/!!
shocked

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
undecided kinglahkay consulted a fetish priest. see verse
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:02am On Jun 16, 2015
GIYAZZ:
This is pitiful/ how I'm quick to murder this litipun/
With beautiful/ punchlines, rhyme schemes and riddles too/
But is it cool?/ or intimidating and really cruel?/
The way I beat this dude?/

Ayt man, I think I was just catching some feelings too/
But now I'm going beast mode, it's high time I whipped the fool/
Chop you into two/ as I attack Lyrical and physical/
Listen Phatman! You's in Danger like Mystikal!!/
This fat fool messed with the wrong dude/
You keep calling me kid? For real? ffuck you!/
and you keep talking school? Now that sshit dumb dude/
Cos everybody knows. . I never dumped school/
I'm just hustling now, to get some loo/
And finally when I'm done? I get admitted into IMSU. . . cos my Jamb's cool!/
But you on the other hand have always claimed you's a rapper/
Lazying around like: "but Underground Emcees are meant to be broke na?". . . Tufiakwa!/
You no get sense! You's a disgrace to your papa!/
Let me tell you, You always made wack tracks/
And that's why your poor, and your pocket's always flat, fagg!/
Plus that's why you've been in the BOTTOM for DONKEY years. . . Definition of a JACKÅSS!!!/


B*tch!




wow, seems I've got the little kid pissed,
i slap his face off before this lil Judas tries to snitch with a kiss,
if you had taken real life serious, and not been obsessed with relevance here,
i doubt you'll have had to try jamb another year
check your life bro, you went to sleep, with me on your mind
thought about me all this time, and its this poor shiit you could find?
i got better things doing, gotta make that fire come
truth be told, your single aint made it outside of nairaland
you're a skunk, a fake, following the leader like damn sheep
the same nigga will rip your leg and beat you with it like quan chi
im done with this child. you brought this on your self,
you got no friends, press F1 on your keyboard, your only source of help
biitch please, you think you gonn let me burn?
everywhere you go, you'll remain an empty urn
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 12:14am On Jun 16, 2015
GIYAZZ:
You ain't fat no more? Nigga stop that sshit!/
Your lies ain't strong enough as Navas' lies you need to work hard bbitch/
You are fat fat fat! but what's ma biz?/
I'm a rapper, let's talk bars, your rhymes suck! suck! suck! it sucks my dick!/
Yeah, I'm young and industrious, that's why I grind for the money bbitch/
Iyasaras ain't lazy at all, unlike ya miserable family/
My parents can easily provide my needs but I still go about my biz/
cos 'I'm a hustler' and that's word to my nigga 'Cassiddy!'/
So don't tryna tag me on that fake talk/
The Giyaz you see online is who I be, no piece of cake, son/
I don't act around or tryna pull all them fake stunts/ I was me last year, and I'm me 'this year', you can ask 'Jaywon'/
But you? you keep lying to your self mate/
on that whatsapp group ain't you the iddiot who told us you don't work? Chale Explain!/
Oh you denying it now? nigga that's damn fake/
And proof your life's 'ffucked up' like that nigga Akon's birthname!!/
But Imma solve your problem, you Gotham I'm Batman/
You so obsessed with battling me, I don't blame you, I'm champ man/
Tho I ain't gonna give you the brawl you want. . . don't cry, take heart man/
I'm only doing you a favour so you won't record a 3rd loss, in one week? That's fast man/
So take a ffucking bow, prostrate and kiss my @ss man/
Cos Your chance to beat me is very SLIM, forget the fact you's a FAT man!!!






smh, see the lazy crap.


pathetic dickrider, where the mess do you even come from
only pusssy he ever seen, was either on pornhub, or his photo album
already explained why they call me fat, too dumb to believe me?
its easy, you'd see me in my whatsapp dp,
err one here knows you're immature, your just a hater,
you're getting sodomised at work, that's ra.pe and child labour
tell me, how does it feel, when you think you rule,
till sosiqdude comes home, telling you how good it feels to be in school?
i just dey watch you, as u try to fight this
your whole hood watching you, like how did a gift end up like this?
Nairaland. please consider this.. this weak battler...
went to a private school~
father drives him to work everyday~
gets a salary, but still collects lunch money from mummy~
please, is that really a hustler?
bruh, you aint bout that life, i barely think when i write
these bars still bring you strife when my pen strikes
truth be told, Rebel won against me, liricyst won marginally, err one knows
but unlike you, I've never been bagged four times in a row
im still awake, cooking beats, tryna stack my racks,
you should be with your friends, chilling in a park, you're too young for a bar,
but after the beating you took from rebel its only right that you'll be afraid of the dark

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2015
GIYAZZ:
You wanna die? Like prolly now?/
Ayt, it's high time I make this phony bow/
You want rebuttals? I'm game to give you forty rounds/
But you's a 'niggah with a running stomach'. . . Cos it's a ffucking fact you can't 'hold sshit down!'/
This is rap battles, a fat fool verses G'iyaz/
Equivalent to a pusssy vs a big dawg, make una just relax/
Cos I'm here to expose him, tell yall how he's fat with no future/
And I heard he talked about how at my age Bow Wow blew up?/
Ok Atleast I'm on my way. . . cos I've made singles, and I've got a good job/
But y'all help me ask him. . . Obesemf, do you have a single? And please where do you work?/ undecided
Simple questions, and you can't answer!/
Cos all you do is stay at home and act gangsta/
Penning lame pidgin bars and thinking it's funny?/
We never complained, we just swallowed your dumb sshits/
And now you step up to me talking bout how you gonna gore me/
If we sparred in a contest?/
Nigga stop that already! Sshit be getting boring/
Cos everybody can confirm it/
This rap thanq is like wearing a GOWN. . . Obese can never TOP me!/
I've created a niche for myself, now vets address me/
Liricyst bagged my @ss, but he still respects me/
Gotto beat me, and tagged that brawl his toughest sshit/
Nigga, I lost these bouts but I'm still respected/
Now that's something you can never achieve. . . Sink that in your conscience bbitch!!!


seems, this lil kid will keep his childish acts,
i make claims i can back up with facts,
Jreyez a real nigga, he knows i'm Malik, running streets daily
if you actually think i'm fat, you must be crazy
all this shit you been saying, seems you got your facts bad,
if your girl saw my dick, she'd gladly confirm im obese, a real fat man
now ima make you humble till you fumble, you got into this tussle,
you're a fake, facts only.
sixteen year old living good with his parents, and u made a song called hustle,
and u can still call someone fake? shit is funny,
you're FOAT, fakest of all time, the type to give Nicki Minaj's a.ss ran for the money,
nigga you're a clown,piece of shhitt, you should be paying homage
this ignorant virgin clearly lacks canal knowledge
i ain't hitting below the belt, i'm circling your home with thugs
you battled gottoboy, and u aint expect him to administer drugs,
he claims he's employed, he gets to work every week,
don't lie to yourself, won't you be in school, if your JAMB wasn't weak?
i'm on my producer grind, ima prolly get an account notice as we speak,
funny thing is you're employed because you suck at your job, we just don't know who's diick
im here to kill your dreams, you might get by luck
you'd think he's food, how i break him down. and. watch. him die just like that

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:31pm On Jun 15, 2015
GIYAZZ:

I gave you advice and I thought you was listening/
But you repaid my tips by picking ya pen and dissing me?/
Now nigga, I ain't surprised you did this sshit you did/
Cos what you expect from a Fat rapper who's quick to rock skinny jeans?/
You ain't real and that be pure fact/
You've always envied me, how you bit my lines and all that/
Plus how you always wanted me to battle ya dumbãss/
Called me out several times like "Common Giyazz I wanna battle a tough glad!"/
Fool! Let me tell ya! You ain't on my level/
Cos you ain't a man of yourself, the way you quick to mention Rebel/
Anytime you post on Nairaland/ or when we talk rappers/
you front like a scientist. . . cos you ffucking quick. . . to bring about that Dark matter!!!/
Though I noticed. . . you only tried to diss me/
Probably still on that fact about he beat me?/
But we know Liricyst banged you twice while you was busy biting my verse/
Dark raped you easy while you was fighting ya self/
And Danbrownmf is bout to ddick ya @ss. . . you should be crying now men/
Cos you's like 'Yvonne Nelson'. . . a Ghanaian bbitch who keeps getting ffucked by Nigerian men!/
Yeah
And I ain't even done with you yet/
Your pidgin sucks! It's like listening to an english poem by Russev!/
Nigga like:

Pftt! I rather jack off or analyze the # on a new trend!/
Haha
You noobs ain't sshit, this is real talk/
y'all rap? fans bored. I rap? The fans go 'Ryback' like 'feed me more'!!!/
Get it bbitch?
Don't get all confused/ y'all noobs scared of me and that's prolly some truth/
Navas and Bars scared of me, but if you claim you not?(Nut). . . . Pop a doc and watch me go all 'Rabbit' on you/
Wait!
I think that bar went all scrabble on you/
I said, Navas and Bars scared of me. . . . but if you claim you not? POPPA DOC and watch me go all RABBIT on you!!!/

B*tch!!!!!

ayd, seems the little kid wants war.

i'm prepping for the tourney, but the little troll wants a ride,
see who's talking advice, mum said don't go out at night, you still went at Dark, and guess what, 3 times you died.
this is one time for mind, i keep it real and tight
check the rabbit teeth you have, who has the higher tendency to bite?
you ducked from a fight, and u lace feeble attempts,
craving for attention, after the dark abuse, you should have learnt,
Liricyst made you his bitch, u couldn't garner a single vote,
he left your feelings damned,
you imagined it was your turn at the top, till he blew the ceiling fan,
little fake, a sissy a f.ag, always boasting how young you are,
failing to grow up, at your age even bow wow blew up
your mates making lifes for themselves, Heywgizzy got admitted into school,
and you claiming god online forum, you think this is cool?
lil fool, you can't hold a pen to me, calling you out was a trap, you ran like a bi.tch, and now you spew crap?
so let's make it official, or after this you will be running too?
or i make Farano and Rokiatu drop nud.es, so you can find the man in you

lol










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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:42pm On Jun 15, 2015
classyalabolas:

all sections. ✘
when will the threads be made ?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Danbrownmf is a Nigerian Emcee with a mixtape/
You envy him cos you lack tracks and you bbitch-made/
All you do is brag about you gon get the kid damned/
Cos he humbled himself just to get in a ring with you silly ape?/
. . . Listen boy, you underestimate, and that's where you got it wrong/
Same thing I did, played with the 'blaze' and copped some ffucking burns/
I was like who the "ffuck is Gotto, that dumbass glad?/
For real? Haha! Everything he knows about rap, I thought him all/"
. . . But I'm sure y'all motherfuckkers saw me fate/
Gotto bagged my @ss and sshit got me fazed/
I was shocked, surprised and ffucking pained/
Sshit got me drained/
What the ffuck? I was pissed for over forty days!!/
Though I calmed down after/
And realized as a rapper/
You shouldn't underrate another/
Whether an opponent or a partner/
Just be yourself and fight that brother/ but never underrate. . .
Cos things could get ugly like the bbitch on Darkrebel's avatar!!!!/


saw this yesterday. but had to catch sleep.

you defending Danbrowndmf, he sucked your cockk good?
the pain i'm bringing him on Tuesday will have y'all shook
you silly crook, you come up here on some G sh!t,
i make it like sisters with small heads, you're gonn get your wig split,
i hit these Gees, without giving them a bed to lie on,
and make dan yell till he gets thrown into the lions,
your relevance is low, now you choose to defend him, is he rich?
or did he promise you some romanceland bitch?
i'm gonna murk Dan, leave scars on his fat face,
hit you with a 'Cadillac' , on your face there will be a scar laid
you brawling Dark again, little nigga, youre crazy.
when he's done , una go miss Nairaland like Tohpaz and twaci,
giyazz, you're just a silly kid, you aint killing shit, your shtick is a lie,
when dan is done baking, you're gonna eat that humble pie,
little kid, you're bound to take another fall
you're fake,
your street game is over, like the ball owners mama called
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 2:38pm On Jun 14, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Danbrownmf is a Nigerian Emcee with a mixtape/
You envy him cos you lack tracks and you bbitch-made/
All you do is brag about you gon get the kid damned/
Cos he humbled himself just to get in a ring with you silly ape?/
. . . Listen boy, you underestimate, and that's where you got it wrong/
Same thing I did, played with the 'blaze' and copped some ffucking burns/
I was like who the "ffuck is Gotto, that dumbass glad?/
For real? Haha! Everything he knows about rap, I thought him all/"
. . . But I'm sure y'all motherfuckkers saw me fate/
Gotto bagged my @ss and sshit got me fazed/
I was shocked, surprised and ffucking pained/
Sshit got me drained/
What the ffuck? I was pissed for over forty days!!/
Though I calmed down after/
And realized as a rapper/
You shouldn't underrate another/
Whether an opponent or a partner/
Just be yourself and fight that brother/ but never underrate. . .
Cos things could get ugly like the bbitch on Darkrebel's avatar!!!!/


saw this yesterday. but had to catch sleep.

you defending Danbrowndmf, he sucked your cockk good?
the pain i'm bringing him on Tuesday will have y'all shook
you silly crook, you come up here on some G shh!t,
i make it like sisters with small heads, you're gonn get your wig split,
i hit these Gees, without giving them a bed to lie on,
and make dan yell till he gets thrown into the lions,
your relevance is low, now you choose to defend him, is he rich?
or did he promise you some romanceland bitch?
i'm gonna murk Dan, leave scars on his fat face,
hit you with a 'Cadillac' , on your face there will be a scar laid
you brawling Dark again, little nigga, youre crazy.
when he's done , una go miss Nairaland like Tohpaz and twaci,
giyazz, you're just a silly kid, you aint killing shit, your shtick is a lie,
when dan is done baking, you're gonna eat that humble pie,
little kid, you're bound to take another fall
you're fake,
your street game is over, like the ball owners mama called
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:08pm On Jun 13, 2015
this Nairaland censor sef
Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2015
danbrowndmf deserves 20000000.00
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2015
danbrowndmf:
jus dy mock me dy go...
see bully beating wey dey com meet you embarassed pls no show verse. pls
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:05pm On Jun 13, 2015
Danbrowndmf sorry oh embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 11:33am On Jun 13, 2015
liricyst:


I didn't lose my last brawl homie. Was a tie with obesemf. What's up with this odds na? even chelsea vs Bradford nor reach like this. Abeg reduce am...

lwkm Barcelona vs Nottingham

JAYEFF , twas a draw

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Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 9:14am On Jun 13, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Lmao....never underate we wi2h bigger odds o.cheesy make una knw day God dy o.sad

eya embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 12:21am On Jun 13, 2015
dopee dopee. following
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [season 1][sign-up thread] by obesemf(m): 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2015
Darkrebel666
you put Obainojazz twice
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:47pm On Jun 10, 2015
vickybash:



24 lines diss? you in or out? i don't have time to haggle words with you


naah. preparing for the tourney. Maybe if we meet in the tourney
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:23pm On Jun 10, 2015
liricyst:

he deleted his verse and ran the one you used in our first battle
The fourth/fought on the table line....he bit from the setups sef In fact, he copied and pasted with a great lifting talent

grin grin grin abeg. who dat? is he here?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:01pm On Jun 10, 2015
liricyst:


Vickybash came up here, not a bad idea for her to be among.... xammy is a cool cat. Truth be told, its not so bad an idea to have good battlers migrate to NL. You already should know that you won't be dropped cos you are a regular...and you're dope textwise.

One guy bit your gunner line on facebook sef cheesy We wan crucify am


grin grin which line? gimme link
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 5:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
Ibime
Emaprince

Youngdanaval
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:04pm On Jun 10, 2015
mikuz:
OBESEMF, KR0NE, EMAPRINCE, IBIME WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU GUYS?


oga, how was your vacation? grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:45am On Jun 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Vicky battled on Facebook some days ago & she's worthy enough to be in it ✘


i thought it was strictly NL.
No problem
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:40am On Jun 10, 2015
liricyst:


lol. ..still taking shots at me
nice verse though....keep at this rate . . . . . and you will be getting more quotables than Jesus

lol. not you at all. you've been quite active. I wrote this when i saw vicky and xammy sign up
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:23am On Jun 10, 2015
Darkrebel666

i hope you consider the active people here, over the inactive users that returned from facebook
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [season 1][sign-up thread] by obesemf(m): 8:20am On Jun 10, 2015
in angry
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 5:33pm On Jun 09, 2015
laykorn:
Lyricist took the wordplay and the rhymes even, but the punches and the closer did it for me.

MVGT - obesemf

Obe, why don't you outline your punches to make them more vivid like lyricist did? Sometimes the judges read in a rush and that wouldn't really be nice without outlined punches.

I call out either of you guys. grin
Next month.

theres some sweet feeling when you manage to find hidden lines on your own grin
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 4:44pm On Jun 09, 2015
AyamDazey stormybucci JAYEFF imustsaymymindo TheSonOfMark 0merta AbuMikey donifez watchindelta blesoh texanomaly obiaguna laykorn OwerriChairman NaijaTalkTown skinnybleed
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 4:36pm On Jun 09, 2015
where all the judges at?

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