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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
JigsawKillah: I set a trap for Jig, he fell for the bait After this, me vs you wont be up for debate You've got zero discipline, now this right here is your fate Saw lacks principles at this time, his bars wont garner interest, if he stays wack at this rate Took my own scheme, made another scheme with it I bring hell to this fagg0t, my crew comes blazing with mac 10s Nah, I'm playing, I don't lie about guns like Jig, who has never had them We bring catapults, aim at his crew, make sure no stone goes past them If they try to halt my progress, I've got big rocks to blast them Cos, I'm trying to see the future, while saw is just past tense Nigga go to so sleep its past ten, or catch these hands like ong bak every other post, I see you talking bout gun bars But the only shots you ever take, is when you're in bars being a drunkard Bro, go off NL, make your money you better hustle In all your verses, its easy to smell the struggle I'm brolic with muscle, get your weight up or if you try to tussle These upper cats lift jigsaw, and make the skies look like a puzzle I smack him with my belt buckle, his chances of survival are slim His waiting room is the hospital, my weight in room.....is the gym Scare him with a chainsaw, then I chain saw He ain't sharp enough, I have to change saw I inflict strange sores, now no one from his family wants to claim saw I brainstorm, ways to make witnesses forget what they saw when I cracked saw Your own shadow betrays you, when I Hack saw with a hacksaw You low on the totem pole, every one knows I'm higher fam Hit you in the diaphragm Make Wadewaltz denounce you when he sees you're a liar, man These punches, get rid of you and your whole biter clan Nobody will see saw, after I swing these fire arms He ain't ready for this onslaught, I pour salt in his raw sores My victory train moves on, this verse halts yours This is all yours, my style sh!ts on anything you've ever brought forth Had to polish the verse, just to show you the art of war, Saw I drop a verse, and jigsaw, kicks off da hating You're a joke to me, I don't fear to piss off tha stray kid No one takes him serious, we all know say jigsaw na play thing Everyone who lays eyes on you just laughs, we all know see saw na play thing 6 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:55pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
JigsawKillah: Just got in the mood to body this lame b!tch I'm too lazy to reload, I'll just hit him again with the same clips It's been long since I battled, so this will be a tame diss I'm rusty, so I'm here with only hate speech and name flips Won't you ever change this? Five years on, Jigsaw still on his fake deep shit We moved on to eating good, this boy still dey take biscuits I got a desire to murk you, it brought me back here to spray these clips I'm a fukking misfit, throwing these fists to crack your young jaw Better bow to me, never try to wage war on your god Saw cant cut Obese, it's the wrong tool for the wrong job Stumbled upon his faux preaching, now I'm force to put sores on saw We know he's gay, in the midst of men he always claims he's the hardest The day he comes out the closet I'll be waiting outside with 73 jihadist I pull the strings like a guitarist, I treat gun play like an art Put the chrome to your chest, let the bullets browse to your heart I play my part, I'm calm enough to kill you while drinking Pepsi Punches leave this nigga dazed all day like narcolepsy I'm just here to leave saw shakey, like carpenters with Parkinson's and epilepsy So test me, let's see, I stroll through your town with my hood wreckers Who are willing to put saw down like disgruntled wood workers I'll record a diss song, have it play on radio the whole day I pay the DJ five naira Your fall off has been sad, while I only got finer You know it's sad, when your bars don't get a reaction from dj5naira Going against me, is a set up for a sick loss Go to sleep my child, you don't want beef with the big boss This was easy I'm a smart kid, I've never had a problem handling jigsaw Easy money k 6 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: ~ ~ ~ **** Hell In A New Dawn *** ~ ~ ~ GIYAZZ Vs FLUXMIND ~ ~ ~ *** by obesemf(m): 8:28pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Giyazz, why did you choose to battle this guy? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:34pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
You know I'm the king author, my pen the Excalibur My words put me amongst the finest models, check my ex caliber I mean the caliber of my exes, see the verses a nigga flexes Got more rings than Audi, on the hand with which I steer my Benzes So if your city come against mine, I crush your defences Take the loss, I put the L on your hood like a Lexus Cuz I carry an arsenal like Alexis, with evil intentions Keep niggas in check, put your ass in line like a queue for injections If you cross my path, know you'll die hard Cuz I got the Will to shoot, like the suicide squad Maverick is a b!tch, he prolly thinks he flows tighter What's an amateur to a pro fighter I kill his b!tch, and watch liricyst observe from afar like a ghostwriter So watch the truth unravel I'm the obese, with sumo wrestlers I grapple I tackle and mangle any one who tries to put me in shackles Heard rumors of a newbee and old head going to battle Dude is a b!tch, even DC legends go marvel At the way I go trounce Giyaz head into the gravel his Mum tries to talk me outta it, i tell her, no time for banter cause I came to drop gift and bounce like Santa Claus 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Music/Radio / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win A Music Competition by obesemf(m): 11:20pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Limerick, did my best earlier this morning. You'll need to find other means to win this tho....If you know what I mean. Dope shid tho 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:42pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
mikuz: when i bring the action, you'd have to duck your few attempts at audio show, you'd love to rap im killing your dreams, you can't turn your bars to racks shoot yo spine and yo ass, the crowd will find it hard to laugh cuz im drake to the Mik nigga, i chose to send shots back to back you were king for a while, we felt you didn't look the part you kept this place together, defended FFR with all your heart then you claimed to be Achebe, we all fell back and laughed at the rat you showed glimpses of Achebe...when KimWhyte entered your life..and made things fall apart since then you've been no longer at ease, you've gotten none shook if i dropped this literature 3 years ago..you'd have lost your battle with one book we both live different lives.. you beg for coins at the plaza, im making major moves in Harvard i'm sipping fine wine with swagger..you drink alomo, get drunk and stagger Saw recent pics of you, Mikuz, you looking old and haggard even Chelsea fans know you've lost form, taking shots at you is no longer a hazard im in a range bringing change like bus conductors so im bringing the drama, since you called for action...like agitated workers and movie directors 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by obesemf(m): 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
I vote Mimzy Cc; NLjega 3 Likes 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by obesemf(m): 10:50am On Jun 22, 2016 |
I vote MissGdope Cc; NLjega 1 Like 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by obesemf(m): 5:45pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
I vote MissGdope Cc; NLjega 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by obesemf(m): 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
I vote MissGdope Cc; NLjega 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:04pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
JigsawKillah: not enough activity here bruh, won't we be wasting our time? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:40am On Jun 02, 2016 |
StevePunch: reading through my folders, you'll see my heart is the coldest i write sharp words which can slice through boulders.. i cut hands to get rid of punch like Rwandan soldiers.. u dey want am long sleeve or short sleeve...either way punch is no more i'm quite petty...i notice online you've been hating on my success enter your home..then smite you with a rock first you'll plead for your life...then after i reject all your offers i'll throw punch all over the place like amateur boxers tell 007 i'll bat him over the net like badminton so he better stay and observe like the frog sipping lipton cause we smell you behind the moniker.....like Bill Clinton you acting all fishy, the niggas in your circle getting shifty having identity crisis..you've never seen a naija Gypsy these bullets are hell sent.. so after i feed you 50 I make you smoke weed and hit you with blocks... Steve is getting stoned like Acts 7:54-60 (Open your bible) 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2016 |
Fuck_ Jigsawkillah when i pen this, i aim for your appendix mad with the skill i pull strings like am Hendrix i'm starting war...to anyone wondering how i'll end this.. i got niggas that will shake and drop saw anyhow...like a carpenters timid apprentice with your silly gun talk, we all think you're lame heard your audio..you were wack on the track..stay in yo lane arguing about looks with Lime, you're just a _fag without a brain when i say your mum got the silverback..i ain't mean she's second again i'm just saying her son looks like a gorilla with a similar name your bitten URL and KOTD style, never been a fan make your brand..stop being a _bitch and a stan a rap forum user talking about guns..i don't even understand so I cut off his piss tool and place it by his arm since he wanna live by the gun, i make sure he dies by the gun i'm _fucking raw, i let CDs go never question my pocket when i let cedis flow see how obese just gets his dough i got females in your family saying "lets be his hoes" nigga, quit the gun talk, you only pop clips when jerking off at xvideos we're sick and tired of your fakeness..death is the only medicine i bring heavy work like weight lifters ... while saw brings the light work like Edison you don't get no _bitches, you should make and effort to learn... we all like big booty... difference is i _fuck em..while you jerk off to them.. easy 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Veteran Rapper, G'Iyaz Drops Another Hot Single! by obesemf(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2016 |
This is dope. Lyrics on point. Beat is crazy too, I just feel delivery could have been better. Great job 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by obesemf(m): 10:31pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
dj5naira: i smoke the squid, and beat up his offering look around and put 5naira in box, like deeper life offering |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rapper; Navas Releases His Debut Hip-hop Mixtape by obesemf(m): 10:28pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
liricyst:I believe that was a typo 2 Likes 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rapper; Navas Releases His Debut Hip-hop Mixtape by obesemf(m): 4:57pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
ma nigga 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
lost my rhymes, picked up the pen recently yall saw i tried to handle this decently Max tryna claim god, but after this entry it'll be clear max cant hold phat... that's dysentery Max is a god? i've got no believes, they think you're great, but i won't be deceived you couldn't handle Coogar, he left you deceased you attack from afar, i aint shocked you'll drown before you reach the G, you were held down by the C i always say this, im A-list put me on your playlist, put ma lyrics up on craigslist with the pen im crazy, on the mic i slay this i kill _shit, i pray it kills you, whenever you try to fake it you follow a 'mad criminal'... everything in front of you is 'silly con' like fake _tits you wanna fight? you wanna box with god..your arms too short yo tryna move quiet, moving like ballerinas while i scorch toes im hotter than the sun, pass the mic then i torch foes you only hold heat...when you iron your dad's church clothes i'll pay off some _gay _rapists eager to see your brothers _undress Elamaxiimus is about to be hurt..i pity your mothers unrest y'all should stray off me, i know i there'll be another unless I drag this dog across the floor like some calabar hunters 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
danbrowndmf: lol, thanks fam |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 2:03pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
don't play your self son, you've never been the best one seen only 3 battles, its hard to call you a vet son im on to the next one, be ready when my tecs come it's only right you're called Prince...the King made you his step son my brother man.. you ain't eating cuz you're broke..don't blame it on Ramadan rather than making money, you debating battles on youtube ima beat you black and blue..till you getting fed through two tubes when will Obese be wack? thy date is unknown it'll happen when, Emaprince, starts to think on his own without looking up to kr0ne, or when these online gangsters go a day without their phones... or pick an actual chrome, put one in someone's dome im holistic, when i show your _bitch my holy stick 4 years here.. I've been here one..im much more prolific the actual fact is, i strive to be factual, so if lil Max thinks he cray, i got punches that would 'drop Ely'..like they tryna be punctual athletic with the pen, i make these boys wail don't even call me out...i leave yall on voice mail the conjugation of my verbs. be leaving all these rappers tense i don't take sides...sick enough to sit on the electric fence if Jigsaw comes with people, i'll show a gang is vanity i kill his company, i shatter the defence of this man's city i could smite liricyst, none will ask any question Stayed off for a while, returned to many mentions im the king of this thing..y'all just the faker versions i could leave lyric on the floor, like the end of a studio session 5 Likes 5 Shares |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by obesemf(m): 2:53pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Brraaaaahhhh straight beasting. Kinda glad i didn't record they'd have eaten me alive. Jreyez thanks for the S/O . This _shit is dope. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:52am On Feb 01, 2016 |
gottoboy: battle Jig first. You always seem to vanish after calling out |
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
PeinDanzo: its fight night, I fight knights with the pen.. im righteous script a tight verse, i see how far you go, to write yours im the 'ruler', your fans, I 'see em', put em in an Infirmary your brain is 'inches' away from my 'foot'...this kick makes you a distant memory Obese is the phantom of the 'opera', ending your reign snuff your babe, 'you see' me taking her to the 'safari', she never sees rain my _penis is hot, i give her 'fire _fucks', im insane then i put the 'chrome' to your dome...let the bullets browse through your brain you crossed the fine line, ima drop an asinine rhyme i could kill u by the numbers, which is odd.. i ain't even in my prime im with your girl, i pull her weave harshly 9 months later, she says the kid is yours...she's acting like Steve Harvey forget a bright future, you run from dark and dimmed the past first brawl on NL?, i ensure it's the last got bombed outta facebook, you think NL cats aint seen the blast your attempts to 'inject life' prove 'you're gay'.... you're still just a 'Pein' in the _ass with the pen im amazing, there's no point in hating i script with 'finesse'... soccer fans will call it placing split your skull, put your thoughts on a track.. your mind is racing i pour 'bleach on your brain'...thats a fair idea of who you're facing come through with Accra boys, make a lot of noise we leave your _bitch moist, strike with five nines, like Royce 'stick a torch light in your neck' i made the evil choice cant talk? still making noise? im 'leaving lumps' in your throat, now u can lighten your voice i no dey fear face, keep my pace, flows leave u amazed punches drop jaws and leave eyebrows raised your plans to beat me, will need amazing grace i pack heat, your plans will 'backfire', after i set your _ass ablaze you've never heard an emcee this hard, immaculate in my discourse i just manhandled Danzo, now let him carry his cross i lure his kids into one place, such evil things he's caused this might be a bit harsh.. but i set the place ablaze and tell him "forget rap... there are burning issues to be discussed" Lil pig, i 'got ham', you're on my 'blacklist', don't rush I sting like a 'Scorpion', your soul i go crush I know 'how to get away with murder, watch our styles clash I put this beating in a quick series..i just ended your life in a flash 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:55pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
PeinDanzo , i dey wait you. MuhdG , u don't want it with me 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:35am On Jan 30, 2016 |
PeinDanzo
let's post |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:34am On Jan 30, 2016 |
ELYMAXiimus: word. Soon enough |
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
PeinDanzo:10 |
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 1:34pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
check brraaaahhhh 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 1:19am On Jan 26, 2016 |
JigsawKillah:u never replied again, lets push it back |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:44pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
PeinDanzo:ayd. Sharp 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
PeinDanzo: let's kick it, Friday or Saturday |
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