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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2019
JigsawKillah:




reply


Jigs Lionheart


I set a trap for Jig, he fell for the bait


After this, me vs you wont be up for debate


You've got zero discipline, now this right here is your fate


Saw lacks principles at this time, his bars wont garner interest, if he stays wack at this rate


Took my own scheme, made another scheme with it

I bring hell to this fagg0t, my crew comes blazing with mac 10s


Nah, I'm playing, I don't lie about guns like Jig, who has never had them


We bring catapults, aim at his crew, make sure no stone goes past them


If they try to halt my progress, I've got big rocks to blast them


Cos, I'm trying to see the future, while saw is just past tense 

Nigga go to so sleep its past ten, or catch these hands like ong bak


every other post, I see you talking bout gun bars


But the only shots you ever take, is when you're in bars being a drunkard 


Bro, go off NL, make your money you better hustle 


In all your verses, its easy to smell the struggle


I'm brolic with muscle, get your weight up or if you try to tussle


These upper cats lift jigsaw, and make the skies look like a puzzle 

I smack him with my belt buckle, his chances of survival are slim


His waiting room is the hospital, my weight in room.....is the gym

Scare him with a chainsaw, then I chain saw


He ain't sharp enough, I have to change saw


I inflict strange sores, now no one from his family wants to claim saw


I brainstorm, ways to make witnesses forget what they saw when I cracked saw 


Your own shadow betrays you, when I Hack saw with a hacksaw

You low on the totem pole, every one knows I'm higher fam


Hit you in the diaphragm

Make Wadewaltz denounce you when he sees you're a liar, man


These punches, get rid of you and your whole biter clan


Nobody will see saw, after I swing these fire arms

He ain't ready for this onslaught, I pour salt in his raw sores


My victory train moves on, this verse halts yours 


This is all yours, my style sh!ts on anything you've ever brought forth


Had to polish the verse, just to show you the art of war, Saw

I drop a verse, and jigsaw, kicks off da hating 


You're a joke to me, I don't fear to piss off tha stray kid


No one takes him serious, we all know say jigsaw na play thing 


Everyone who lays eyes on you just laughs, we all know see saw na play thing

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:55pm On Aug 07, 2019
JigsawKillah:

Jigs Lionheart

Just got in the mood to body this lame b!tch


I'm too lazy to reload, I'll just hit him again with the same clips


It's been long since I battled, so this will be a tame diss 


I'm rusty, so I'm here with only hate speech and name flips 


Won't you ever change this?


Five years on, Jigsaw still on his fake deep shit


We moved on to eating good, this boy still dey take biscuits 


I got a desire to murk you, it brought me back here to spray these clips 


I'm a fukking misfit, throwing these fists to crack your young jaw


Better bow to me, never try to wage war on your god


Saw cant cut Obese, it's the wrong tool for the wrong job


Stumbled upon his faux preaching, now I'm force to put sores on saw


We know he's gay, in the midst of men he always claims he's the hardest


The day he comes out the closet I'll be waiting outside with 73 jihadist

 

I pull the strings like a guitarist, I treat gun play like an art


Put the chrome to your chest, let the bullets browse to your heart


I play my part, I'm calm enough to kill you while drinking Pepsi 


Punches leave this nigga dazed all day like narcolepsy 


I'm just here to leave saw shakey, like carpenters with Parkinson's and epilepsy 


So test me, let's see, I stroll through your town with my hood wreckers 


Who are willing to put saw down like disgruntled wood workers 


I'll record a diss song, have it play on radio the whole day


 I pay the DJ five naira 


Your fall off has been sad, while I only got finer


You know it's sad, when your bars don't get a reaction from dj5naira


Going against me, is a set up for a sick loss


Go to sleep my child, you don't want beef with the big boss 


This was easy


I'm a smart kid, I've never had a problem handling jigsaw 

Easy money






k

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Rap Battles / Re: ~ ~ ~ **** Hell In A New Dawn *** ~ ~ ~ GIYAZZ Vs FLUXMIND ~ ~ ~ *** by obesemf(m): 8:28pm On Jan 18, 2017
grin Giyazz, why did you choose to battle this guy? grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:34pm On Jan 18, 2017
You know I'm the king author, my pen the Excalibur

My words put me amongst the finest models, check my ex caliber

I mean the caliber of my exes, see the verses a nigga flexes

Got more rings than Audi, on the hand with which I steer my Benzes 

So if your city come against mine, I crush your defences 

Take the loss, I put the L on your hood like a Lexus 

Cuz I carry an arsenal like Alexis, with evil intentions

Keep niggas in check, put your ass in line like a queue for injections

If you cross my path, know you'll die hard

Cuz I got the Will to shoot, like the suicide squad

Maverick is a b!tch, he prolly thinks he flows tighter

What's an amateur to a pro fighter

I kill his b!tch, and watch liricyst observe from afar like a ghostwriter

So watch the truth unravel

I'm the obese, with sumo wrestlers I grapple

I tackle and mangle

 any one who tries to put me in shackles

Heard rumors of a newbee and old head going to battle

Dude is a b!tch, even DC legends go marvel

At the way I go trounce Giyaz head into the gravel
his Mum tries to talk me outta it, i  tell her, no time for banter cause
I came to drop gift and bounce like Santa Claus

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Music/Radio / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win A Music Competition by obesemf(m): 11:20pm On Oct 10, 2016
Limerick, did my best earlier this morning. You'll need to find other means to win this tho....If you know what I mean.

Dope shid tho

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:42pm On Jul 01, 2016
mikuz:
Let's have some action please - Hydrog3n vs Dj5naira

when i bring the action, you'd have to duck

your few attempts at audio show, you'd love to rap

im killing your dreams, you can't turn your bars to racks

shoot yo spine and yo ass, the crowd will find it hard to laugh

cuz im drake to the Mik nigga, i chose to send shots back to back


you were king for a while, we felt you didn't look the part

you kept this place together, defended FFR with all your heart

then you claimed to be Achebe, we all fell back and laughed at the rat

you showed glimpses of Achebe...when KimWhyte entered your life..and made things fall apart

since then you've been no longer at ease, you've gotten none shook

if i dropped this literature 3 years ago..you'd have lost your battle with one book

we both live different lives..

you beg for coins at the plaza,
im making major moves in Harvard

i'm sipping fine wine with swagger..you drink alomo, get drunk and stagger


Saw recent pics of you, Mikuz, you looking old and haggard

even Chelsea fans know you've lost form, taking shots at you is no longer a hazard

im in a range bringing change like bus conductors

so im bringing the drama, since you called for action...like agitated workers and movie directors

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by obesemf(m): 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote Mimzy

Cc; NLjega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by obesemf(m): 10:50am On Jun 22, 2016
I vote MissGdope
Cc; NLjega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by obesemf(m): 5:45pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote MissGdope
Cc; NLjega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by obesemf(m): 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2016
I vote MissGdope
Cc; NLjega

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:04pm On Jun 14, 2016
JigsawKillah:


Emaprince, why is your 'list' of preferred opponents filled with people who have no interest in battle rapping anymore?

meanwhile, I'm thinking about having another battle... Emaprince or Obesemf

10 bars


not enough activity here bruh, won't we be wasting our time?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:40am On Jun 02, 2016
StevePunch:
Random diss

Elymaxiimus

I finish things off when i track his mum/ the gats will pop/ several clips wasted on the gay inshort,brutality all through leaving his famz in blood,left the scene with max in red like a bad result!/

Dj5naira

I dissed this brother till he fled/ thinks he spit proper with is verse/ once more,am leaving you sober in this thread/ my goons with sense,they aint bothered with his threat/ they stay in front of 5 with their number six in check!/

Jigsawkillah

I swear,this n.igger is nothing good/ well since NLanders thinks he rocks this hood/ am gone prove y'all wrong when i drop this dude/ he a weak,with no stress at all,i will have saw dust like the by-product of cutting wood!/


Laveda and obesemf

Since laveda is not known/ and obesemf is not d.ope/ i put them together to diss in one note/ don't be mistaken,they are two birds flocking together in one clothe/ since they are two birds,its only right i kill them with one stone!/


reading through my folders, you'll see my heart is the coldest

i write sharp words which can slice through boulders..

i cut hands to get rid of punch like Rwandan soldiers..

grin grin u dey want am long sleeve or short sleeve...either way punch is no more

i'm quite petty...i notice online you've been hating on my success

enter your home..then smite you with a rock first

you'll plead for your life...then after i reject all your offers

i'll throw punch all over the place like amateur boxers

tell 007 i'll bat him over the net like badminton

so he better stay and observe like the frog sipping lipton

cause we smell you behind the moniker.....like Bill Clinton

you acting all fishy, the niggas in your circle getting shifty

having identity crisis..you've never seen a naija Gypsy

these bullets are hell sent.. so after i feed you 50

I make you smoke weed and hit you with blocks...
Steve is getting stoned like Acts 7:54-60
(Open your bible) cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2016
Fuck_ Jigsawkillah

when i pen this, i aim for your appendix

mad with the skill i pull strings like am Hendrix

i'm starting war...to anyone wondering how i'll end this..

i got niggas that will shake and drop saw anyhow...like a carpenters timid apprentice

with your silly gun talk, we all think you're lame

heard your audio..you were wack on the track..stay in yo lane

arguing about looks with Lime, you're just a _fag without a brain

when i say your mum got the silverback..i ain't mean she's second again

i'm just saying her son looks like a gorilla with a similar name

your bitten URL and KOTD style, never been a fan

make your brand..stop being a _bitch and a stan

a rap forum user talking about guns..i don't even understand

so I cut off his piss tool and place it by his arm

since he wanna live by the gun, i make sure he dies by the gun


i'm _fucking raw, i let CDs go

never question my pocket when i let cedis flow

see how obese just gets his dough

i got females in your family saying "lets be his hoes"

nigga, quit the gun talk, you only pop clips when jerking off at xvideos

we're sick and tired of your fakeness..death is the only medicine

i bring heavy work like weight lifters ...
while saw brings the light work like Edison

you don't get no _bitches, you should make and effort to learn...

we all like big booty...

difference is i _fuck em..while you jerk off to them..

easy

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Veteran Rapper, G'Iyaz Drops Another Hot Single! by obesemf(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2016
This is dope. Lyrics on point. Beat is crazy too, I just feel delivery could have been better.
Great job

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by obesemf(m): 10:31pm On Mar 10, 2016
dj5naira:
Are you scared of this fearless sire?/ answer me you shell-less crab/
Were you stylishly dissin' me on FFR??/

i smoke the squid, and beat up his offering
look around and put 5naira in box, like deeper life offering
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rapper; Navas Releases His Debut Hip-hop Mixtape by obesemf(m): 10:28pm On Mar 10, 2016
liricyst:
Navas' flow on Alone though. Dope.
I have this beat though, got it off youtube for a while
He did well with it.
Listening to the tape on shuffle
so far, it has disappointed
I believe that was a typo angry

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rapper; Navas Releases His Debut Hip-hop Mixtape by obesemf(m): 4:57pm On Mar 10, 2016
ma nigga

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2016
lost my rhymes, picked up the pen recently


yall saw i tried to handle this decently


Max tryna claim god, but after this entry


it'll be clear max cant hold phat... that's dysentery


Max is a god? i've got no believes,
they think you're great, but i won't be deceived


you couldn't handle Coogar, he left you deceased


you attack from afar, i aint shocked


you'll drown before you reach the G, you were held down by the C


i always say this, im A-list


put me on your playlist,


put ma lyrics up on craigslist


with the pen im crazy, on the mic i slay this


i kill _shit, i pray it kills you, whenever you try to fake it


you follow a 'mad criminal'...
everything in front of you is 'silly con' like fake _tits


you wanna fight? you wanna box with god..your arms too short yo


tryna move quiet, moving like ballerinas while i scorch toes


im hotter than the sun, pass the mic then i torch foes


you only hold heat...when you iron your dad's church clothes


i'll pay off some _gay _rapists eager to see your brothers _undress


Elamaxiimus is about to be hurt..i pity your mothers unrest


y'all should stray off me, i know i there'll be another unless


I drag this dog across the floor like some calabar hunters

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2016
danbrowndmf:
Bleep YOU GHANA BOY. You are dope brother.



***they only call you a prince cus the king made you his step son****

you are broke,you can't afford to buy food,don't blame it on Ramadan..

lol, thanks fam
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 2:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
don't play your self son, you've never been the best one

seen only 3 battles, its hard to call you a vet son

im on to the next one, be ready when my tecs come

it's only right you're called Prince...the King made you his step son

my brother man..

you ain't eating cuz you're broke..don't blame it on Ramadan

rather than making money, you debating battles on youtube

ima beat you black and blue..till you getting fed through two tubes

when will Obese be wack? thy date is unknown

it'll happen when, Emaprince, starts to think on his own

without looking up to kr0ne,

or when these online gangsters go a day without their phones...

or pick an actual chrome, put one in someone's dome

im holistic, when i show your _bitch my holy stick

4 years here.. I've been here one..im much more prolific

the actual fact is, i strive to be factual,

so if lil Max thinks he cray, i got punches that would 'drop Ely'..like they tryna be punctual

athletic with the pen, i make these boys wail
don't even call me out...i leave yall on voice mail

the conjugation of my verbs. be leaving all these rappers tense

i don't take sides...sick enough to sit on the electric fence

if Jigsaw comes with people, i'll show a gang is vanity

i kill his company, i shatter the defence of this man's city

i could smite liricyst, none will ask any question

Stayed off for a while, returned to many mentions

im the king of this thing..y'all just the faker versions

i could leave lyric on the floor, like the end of a studio session

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by obesemf(m): 2:53pm On Feb 02, 2016
Brraaaaahhhh straight beasting.
Kinda glad i didn't record grin they'd have eaten me alive. Jreyez thanks for the S/O . This _shit is dope.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:52am On Feb 01, 2016
gottoboy:
Obesemf we battle next week wahyasay?

battle Jig first. You always seem to vanish after calling out
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2016
PeinDanzo:
Obese post

its fight night, I fight knights with the pen.. im righteous

script a tight verse, i see how far you go, to write yours

im the 'ruler', your fans, I 'see em', put em in an Infirmary

your brain is 'inches' away from my 'foot'...this kick makes you a distant memory

Obese is the phantom of the 'opera', ending your reign

snuff your babe, 'you see' me taking her to the 'safari', she never sees rain

my _penis is hot, i give her 'fire _fucks', im insane

then i put the 'chrome' to your dome...let the bullets browse through your brain

you crossed the fine line, ima drop an asinine rhyme

i could kill u by the numbers, which is odd.. i ain't even in my prime

im with your girl, i pull her weave harshly

9 months later, she says the kid is yours...she's acting like Steve Harvey

forget a bright future, you run from dark and dimmed the past

first brawl on NL?, i ensure it's the last

got bombed outta facebook, you think NL cats aint seen the blast

your attempts to 'inject life' prove 'you're gay'.... you're still just a 'Pein' in the _ass

with the pen im amazing, there's no point in hating

i script with 'finesse'... soccer fans will call it placing

split your skull, put your thoughts on a track.. your mind is racing

i pour 'bleach on your brain'...thats a fair idea of who you're facing

come through with Accra boys, make a lot of noise

we leave your _bitch moist, strike with five nines, like Royce

'stick a torch light in your neck' i made the evil choice

cant talk? still making noise?

im 'leaving lumps' in your throat, now u can lighten your voice

i no dey fear face, keep my pace, flows leave u amazed

punches drop jaws and leave eyebrows raised

your plans to beat me, will need amazing grace

i pack heat, your plans will 'backfire', after i set your _ass ablaze


you've never heard an emcee this hard, immaculate in my discourse

i just manhandled Danzo, now let him carry his cross

i lure his kids into one place, such evil things he's caused

this might be a bit harsh..
but i set the place ablaze and tell him "forget rap... there are burning issues to be discussed"

Lil pig, i 'got ham', you're on my 'blacklist', don't rush

I sting like a 'Scorpion', your soul i go crush

I know 'how to get away with murder, watch our styles clash

I put this beating in a quick series..i just ended your life in a flash

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:55pm On Jan 30, 2016
PeinDanzo , i dey wait you.
MuhdG , u don't want it with me

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:35am On Jan 30, 2016
PeinDanzo let's post
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:34am On Jan 30, 2016
ELYMAXiimus:
Okay,

i'm calling out

bruce007

obes.emf

mik.uz

giyaz.z

ibim.e (oga i have to battle you before i call it quits. Just a friendly spar grin )

kr0n.e ( you too)

kssl.ib



y'all pls pick a date. cool

word. Soon enough
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2016
PeinDanzo:
Obesemf , is 12bars okay with u? Or 10?
10
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 1:34pm On Jan 27, 2016
check brraaaahhhh

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 1:19am On Jan 26, 2016
JigsawKillah:


Thought we agreed on a battle, midweek?
u never replied again, lets push it back
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:44pm On Jan 25, 2016
PeinDanzo:

Saturday, 10 bars, all criterials included
ayd. Sharp

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2016
PeinDanzo:
007bruce,its ironic that u begged me to not pull a no-show only to pull a no-show urself, who's up for a battle?

let's kick it, Friday or Saturday

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