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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:39pm On Jul 01, 2015
liricyst:
so I am the only one who hasn't sent Mine mehn. ..I've been so busy
me sef i never send
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:38pm On Jul 01, 2015
obesemf:


Bleep your crews name, you don't want this rude game||
I ball all weather, I even murk you through rain||
see, all bitches are the same, so I bring you pain||
dem go dey scream "I'M DIFFERENT, I'M
DIFFERENT" as I lash them with two chains||



I spit you swallow, I'm deep you're shallow,||
I'm the deathly Hallows, u get left at sea like the forbidden cargo,||
your misfortune is strong, your bad luck is macho,||
the way we leave your 'good luck running, mate' the crowd will mistake you for Namadi Sambo |||


so i come with butchers, head cutters, and leg crushers, ||
to destroy the wannabe gods temple, now he just wonders,||
he lacks 'infrastructure', so the wannabe vet ponders,||
so i smash his 'skull into four', now una go look mirror inside, and boast of headquarters|||



see, i took the loot, and boot you aside,||
i shook the crooks, and cooked you alive||
look at this crime scene, i.readily shoot tha eye||
with the way i just 'lift hands and drop guns', una go think police just arrived|||


see I'm the illest, no matter how you say that rhyme||
you defied the rules, and you better lay that fine,||
i leave your crew screwed, this is pay back time||
you aint 'Shady', you whack, you'll only me an 'Eminem' if you stole the maybach sign|||


these niggas are cock suckers, they'd surely vomit cum,||
they also steal rhymes, i put the 'ache on' and cut the 'convicts'hands,||
Maine claims he's god, and he's got a boring charm,||
we know he's like Moses, his build ups never see the promised land|||

out

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2015
sinizia:


It's not bad, better than my wack drops on FFR. I wanna drop some writtens on FFR, but i feel it's waste of bars. grin

had to study Mikuz and Ibime and Kr0ne for like one year straight
Rap Battles / Re: Slaughter House!!! Geoxpress Vs Kinglahkay by obesemf(m): 10:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
why is this heat getting ignored?
flames everywhere
Rap Battles / Re: Slaughter House!!! Geoxpress Vs Kinglahkay by obesemf(m): 10:14pm On Jun 30, 2015
why is this heat getting ignored?
flames everywhere
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 4:46pm On Jun 30, 2015
liricyst:

Thursday
wednesday
Health / Re: Hurray! The Hard Stool Finally Came Out by obesemf(m): 5:40pm On Jun 29, 2015
"It finally came out, first a stream of water gushed out then the interesting part happened, I felt a sharp throbbing pain that lasted for about 5 minutes while I gave birth to what looked like the shitty version of a double sized sausage roll that they serve in snacks outlet. This thing was almost the size of my arm and I tell you, I am not a small man (I am 20years old) but to be honest, I cried like a little bit.ch while this happened. damn! It was so painful. I was silently screaming my mama's name."

LWKMD grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:50am On Jun 29, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
ATTENTION PLZ!!!

Whoever Wins The Ongoing Tourny Should Get Ready 4 An Exclusive Interview With YoungDaNaval On The Nairaland Rap Interview Platform.


My Contribution To The Tournament!

you know the Ghana boy deserves an interview by default cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by obesemf(m): 9:01am On Jun 29, 2015
cheesy Airmark , make we see magic
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:06pm On Jun 28, 2015
this won't end well

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:21pm On Jun 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
obesemf or Giyazz should set the thread for ous....


they said no battles during the tourney embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 11:37am On Jun 28, 2015
liricyst:


i love the hell outta topicals but for the purpose of this kinda tourney. ..dissing is my pick.

or let NL vote the four they wanna see in the semis

vote? wtf, battle >>>>>
Rap Battles / Re: Upload Your Song Lyrics For Free by obesemf(m): 10:54am On Jun 28, 2015
jreyez:
Watch how this will turn out.
fowl
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:46am On Jun 28, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Bullshit! Topical in a horror diss tourney?.....

No be poem i sign up for, guys!

If teddy's idea aint good, you guys should find another way.

Dark's idea sucks! Dfuck? grin
he even saying we should use the K.O.P crits grin In something you urself titled the HOLOCAUST.

i say, we kill one another in a thread!!! Sorta like a royal rumble!!!


exactly
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney 2015[Archives] ✘✘✘ by obesemf(m): 11:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney 2015[Archives] ✘✘✘ by obesemf(m): 11:05pm On Jun 27, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
grin grin grin grin grin

liricyst and i should be reserved for the final. unfinished business grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:48pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
Your mind too dey shake. grin Oya, lemme ask. Who would you like to meet next if you qualify?
oh, anyone. But i still dey wonder how Jigsaw dey win battles. So Jig
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:40pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:

15 bars? See your head. If I were to decide, it shouldn't exceed 5 bars self.


the people deserve to see bars. BBARRRRSSS
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:39pm On Jun 27, 2015
liricyst:


Grabs popcorn....Obesemf where are you...come and show interest on this brawl so that kr0ne can pop the thread

kr0ne go chew me this time grin . Make i observe from afar
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:03pm On Jun 27, 2015
i suggest we go at each other
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
A cipher. We'll eliminate the contestant with the worst verse. grin

I think we should go at each other.
15 barzzzzzzz
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2015
kr0ne:
A cipher. We'll eliminate the contestant with the worst verse. grin

I think we should go at each other.
15 barzzzzzzz
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 11:18am On Jun 27, 2015
Liricyst underrated battle angry
Romance / Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by obesemf(m): 10:34am On Jun 27, 2015
I vote sosiqdude Cc; Nljega
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:38pm On Jun 26, 2015
kr0ne:
Obesemf is so keen on tonight's brawl like his fate depends on it. Hahahaha! grin grin grin


grin grin how we go do am na?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
8:00 no thread. which kind tourney sef bi dis
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Laykorn Vs Obesemf by obesemf(m): 12:09pm On Jun 26, 2015
undecided kr0ne thread closed?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:55pm On Jun 25, 2015
........stop bein a jester and decline/ ur 26, leave the rap section and resign/ but ur here for bis' mentions and his hypes/ fool, ibime only loves u coz u suck better than his wife!//


fuckyouhard deserves an award

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by obesemf(m): 9:42am On Jun 25, 2015
i vote sosiqdude

if you're voting anyone else, you should check your life

Cc NLJega
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:35am On Jun 25, 2015
sosiqdude:
Hello everybody...

It's mr nairaland semi final... And I will need ur great supports now...Sir emaprince...lagunna1...laykorn...kr0ne...rogerdat..cynthiaoakaka..airmark..iceskidd..obesemf..giyazz..ibime...Dj5naira..elymaxiimus..jigsawkillah..and anybody else..go tell your friends to come vote for sosiqdude cheesy...the time is now..


Voting commence by 9am today...


where we dey vote?

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