Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:39pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
liricyst:
so I am the only one who hasn't sent Mine
mehn. ..I've been so busy
me sef i never send |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:38pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
obesemf:
Bleep your crews name, you don't want this rude game|| I ball all weather, I even murk you through rain|| see, all bitches are the same, so I bring you pain|| dem go dey scream "I'M DIFFERENT, I'M DIFFERENT" as I lash them with two chains||
I spit you swallow, I'm deep you're shallow,|| I'm the deathly Hallows, u get left at sea like the forbidden cargo,|| your misfortune is strong, your bad luck is macho,|| the way we leave your 'good luck running, mate' the crowd will mistake you for Namadi Sambo |||
so i come with butchers, head cutters, and leg crushers, || to destroy the wannabe gods temple, now he just wonders,|| he lacks 'infrastructure', so the wannabe vet ponders,|| so i smash his 'skull into four', now una go look mirror inside, and boast of headquarters|||
see, i took the loot, and boot you aside,|| i shook the crooks, and cooked you alive|| look at this crime scene, i.readily shoot tha eye|| with the way i just 'lift hands and drop guns', una go think police just arrived|||
see I'm the illest, no matter how you say that rhyme|| you defied the rules, and you better lay that fine,|| i leave your crew screwed, this is pay back time|| you aint 'Shady', you whack, you'll only me an 'Eminem' if you stole the maybach sign|||
these niggas are cock suckers, they'd surely vomit cum,|| they also steal rhymes, i put the 'ache on' and cut the 'convicts'hands,|| Maine claims he's god, and he's got a boring charm,|| we know he's like Moses, his build ups never see the promised land|||
out
2 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
sinizia:
It's not bad, better than my wack drops on FFR. I wanna drop some writtens on FFR, but i feel it's waste of bars. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) had to study Mikuz and Ibime and Kr0ne for like one year straight |
Rap Battles / Re: Slaughter House!!! Geoxpress Vs Kinglahkay by obesemf(m): 10:15pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
why is this heat getting ignored?
flames everywhere |
Rap Battles / Re: Slaughter House!!! Geoxpress Vs Kinglahkay by obesemf(m): 10:14pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
why is this heat getting ignored?
flames everywhere |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 4:46pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
|
Health / Re: Hurray! The Hard Stool Finally Came Out by obesemf(m): 5:40pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
"It finally came out, first a stream of water
gushed out then the interesting part happened, I
felt a sharp throbbing pain that lasted for about 5
minutes while I gave birth to what looked like the
shitty version of a double sized sausage roll that
they serve in snacks outlet. This thing was almost
the size of my arm and I tell you, I am not a small
man (I am 20years old) but to be honest, I cried like
a little bit.ch while this happened. damn! It was so
painful. I was silently screaming my mama's name."
LWKMD ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:50am On Jun 29, 2015 |
YoungDaNaval: ATTENTION PLZ!!!
Whoever Wins The Ongoing Tourny Should Get Ready 4 An Exclusive Interview With YoungDaNaval On The Nairaland Rap Interview Platform.
My Contribution To The Tournament! you know the Ghana boy deserves an interview by default ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by obesemf(m): 9:01am On Jun 29, 2015 |
![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Airmark , make we see magic |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:06pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
this won't end well 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:21pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: obesemf or Giyazz should set the thread for ous.... they said no battles during the tourney ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 11:37am On Jun 28, 2015 |
liricyst:
i love the hell outta topicals but for the purpose of this kinda tourney. ..dissing is my pick.
or let NL vote the four they wanna see in the semis vote? wtf, battle >>>>> |
Rap Battles / Re: Upload Your Song Lyrics For Free by obesemf(m): 10:54am On Jun 28, 2015 |
jreyez: Watch how this will turn out.
fowl |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:46am On Jun 28, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: Bullshit! Topical in a horror diss tourney?.....
No be poem i sign up for, guys!
If teddy's idea aint good, you guys should find another way.
Dark's idea sucks! Dfuck? he even saying we should use the K.O.P crits In something you urself titled the HOLOCAUST.
i say, we kill one another in a thread!!! Sorta like a royal rumble!!! exactly |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney 2015[Archives] ✘✘✘ by obesemf(m): 11:07pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
v |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney 2015[Archives] ✘✘✘ by obesemf(m): 11:05pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
. |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
|
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:48pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
kr0ne:
Your mind too dey shake.
Oya, lemme ask. Who would you like to meet next if you qualify?
oh, anyone. But i still dey wonder how Jigsaw dey win battles. So Jig |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:40pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
kr0ne:
15 bars? See your head. If I were to decide, it shouldn't exceed 5 bars self. the people deserve to see bars. BBARRRRSSS |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:39pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
liricyst:
Grabs popcorn....Obesemf where are you...come and show interest on this brawl so that kr0ne can pop the thread kr0ne go chew me this time ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . Make i observe from afar |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 7:03pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
i suggest we go at each other |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
kr0ne:
A cipher. We'll eliminate the contestant with the worst verse.
I think we should go at each other.
15 barzzzzzzz |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by obesemf(m): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
kr0ne:
A cipher. We'll eliminate the contestant with the worst verse.
I think we should go at each other.
15 barzzzzzzz |
Rap Battles / Re: • • ~ ~ Battle Of The Vikings : Obesemf Vs Liricyst ~ ~ • • by obesemf(m): 11:18am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Liricyst
underrated battle ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Romance / Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by obesemf(m): 10:34am On Jun 27, 2015 |
I vote sosiqdude
Cc; Nljega |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:38pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
|
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:03pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
8:00 no thread. which kind tourney sef bi dis |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Laykorn Vs Obesemf by obesemf(m): 12:09pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) kr0ne thread closed? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:55pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
........stop bein a jester and decline/ ur 26, leave the
rap section and resign/ but ur here for bis' mentions
and his hypes/ fool, ibime only loves u coz u suck
better than his wife!//
fuckyouhard deserves an award 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by obesemf(m): 9:42am On Jun 25, 2015 |
i vote sosiqdude
if you're voting anyone else, you should check your life
Cc NLJega |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:35am On Jun 25, 2015 |
sosiqdude: Hello everybody...
It's mr nairaland semi final... And I will need ur great supports now...Sir emaprince...lagunna1...laykorn...kr0ne...rogerdat..cynthiaoakaka..airmark..iceskidd..obesemf..giyazz..ibime...Dj5naira..elymaxiimus..jigsawkillah..and anybody else..go tell your friends to come vote for sosiqdude ...the time is now..
Voting commence by 9am today... where we dey vote? |
|