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Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Obesemf V Kinglahkay * by obesemf(m): 7:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
check, Phatman
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:47am On Sep 07, 2015
Liricyst vs Ibime / Kr0ne
bless my eyes pls

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:36am On Sep 04, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Obesemf . . .
Or let Mikuz pit us against each other in ten Lord of the rings first round?
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by obesemf(m): 8:33am On Sep 04, 2015
In.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 12:58pm On Jul 19, 2015
sosiqdude:

Are you the one that script this or?....
Ibime vs Blaqbonez
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 10:45am On Jul 19, 2015
The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/
cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/



oh oh oh embarassed

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Rap Battles / Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Liricyst[the Holocaust Rap Tourney Final] by obesemf(m): 3:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
oNe

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
gottoboy:
I'd prefer Obesemf if am to shake off this my rustiness and if he is ready. #sorry
anytime bro, the lack of attention by judges just dey kill my zeal embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:55pm On Jul 16, 2015
liricyst:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i could have sworn there was a adage that had something about chickens, count and hatched.... can't be so sure. Sha, after my battle with elymax, i go tell you something


i go dey wait
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:32pm On Jul 16, 2015
see i never learnt this, the amazing pen tricks\
i bring 10 kicks, to burn kids and turn jigs\
he down with illness, he go cry after i vent this\
uppercats make sure the Jig is up, like 50 featuring Kendrick\
don't mention me in your flows, let your head get this\
you wan beef with me? ya gonn regret this\
i pull am in Warri with a red Lexus,\
not to show off, i wanna crush him, spray Jigsaw everywhere like restless kids\
huh, blow blunts i get high, Jig dope die? it's prolly one of those lies\ i make foes cry
i make your guy sigh, get kicked outta The trade you ply\
so let's brawl, i can do like\ rebel and have projects on the side\
but i still ran 'laps' around you, and no one will even call it a tie\
jigsawkillah

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 10:50pm On Jul 16, 2015
oboy see level shocked

Ibime i ain't in the final tho embarassed

Elymaxiimus we should kick it sometime tho, i actually finished scripting against you before i noticed the last vote was for Liricyst
Rap Battles / Re: The Greek gods Cipher (official Signup Thread) by obesemf(m): 8:55pm On Jul 16, 2015
liricyst:

True... it's better that way.... Real men are ugly and scary.
Please Please Please...use this...i so love it

your weed game strong grin
Rap Battles / Re: The Greek gods Cipher (official Signup Thread) by obesemf(m): 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2015
god of obesity, pls embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win Vector's King Kong Competition by obesemf(m): 3:07pm On Jul 16, 2015
lmao, when this finally hits front page, automatic win
lalasticlala farano ishilove
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 11:12pm On Jul 15, 2015
Supermiy:
obesemf...let's have our rematch after the toruney..you up for 10?


oh boss, saw your mention late. How judges ignore brawls now, i doubt i want to battle here again
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:53pm On Jul 15, 2015
jreyez:
Open c/o
Elymaxiimus Emaprince Lagunna Thunderstorm Joshuabase Kr0ne...
Audio battle.....(don't duck)
.
cheesy leggo
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 1:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Baba Thank u,Ese modupe!
HBD fam
Celebrities / Re: Baba God..when I Go Take Blow::: My Latest Single by obesemf(m): 1:07pm On Jul 15, 2015
damn warriblood, this is do.pe, FP please. cheesy Farano
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:39pm On Jul 14, 2015
danbrowndmf:
tnks...big sean new album is cool though

Listen to King Kunta
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
Geoxpress did you say King Kunta was weak? wow danbrowndmf don't mind express, fan in denial
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:38pm On Jul 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I ain't doing a 3rd place brawl then ✘
no problem
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:20pm On Jul 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Obesemf

normally I'm not interested in fighting for any 3rd spot..

how about we brawl audio since we both got nothing to lose. .. so we can start prepping today & drop on Sunday. reply quick.✘

naaah, no recording space right now, im only chanced to text now
Rap Battles / Re: The Greek gods Cipher (official Signup Thread) by obesemf(m): 6:18pm On Jul 14, 2015
Adonis grin make i display beauty small
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
stay clear of me, be cautious i wet you, i flow like water
^ Elimaxiimus the rhyme won't work in anyway bro

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:44am On Jul 10, 2015
embarassed no vote?

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [semi-finals] Obesemf Vs Liricyst by obesemf(m): 9:00pm On Jul 09, 2015
Add note
08-07-2015
11:57 pm

Verse to Liricyst

check,
this is the making of yet, another vet, u go regret,
you'd wish you had left,
or leapt from the scene when i crept,
danbrown and Laykorn, met me and wept,
so why should i fear this guy, he's like 'words to a gospel song' Lyric is Far from a threat|


yes..

these type of niggas, we handle in a nursery
im the type of nigga to fvck your wife, a day before your anniversary
i no go lose, bet on me with all the money in your bursary
he no go win, he'll be a 'runner up', i have him beating towards the roof like an open heart surgery|


liricyst:


LOL...i whooped that nigga and my hands marks are still engraved on his buttocks


liricyst:


lol...guy...you like that ass too..don't lie. Well..let me keep looking around for now

i take a fast nap, slap his flat laps with my knapsack
couldn't stand Hector, im Hercules in a black cap
this is bad luck, online dating? im past that, he loves ass
im pissed, i snap hard, he's only taking pics of my black ass if he claims to snap back|


Enugu babe, his girl is 'a tom' boy, she go dey beat u at this rate,
In Abuja you got your 'eye on' me? to be blind is your fate
kill am for Lag break your corpse into little molecules, count me among the greats
from that scheme, my matter go kill you anywhere, regardless of the state|


running races, i take him places, show him bases
this fool chases, money on a daily basis
his girl gimme gazes, i give her heat like Hades
he's got a mask, he 'cant stand me' i arc knee', leaving dots on both faces|


for his daily pay, he fvcks a crazy gay
i got that lazy play, which will have his lady dazed
Liricyst aggressive? no one fears what this baby says
i give proof
Bleep , bitch , pussy
^ you see? Even Seun ensures Lyric is not abusive in anyway|


break his head like melons, i go teach you a lesson
the heat i turn on, sends some waves through tendons
the numbers don't lie, but it's something i've kept from
im 18, he's 27, you see our age difference?, i murder him with that weapon|


Bring my Ghana hounds to your town, burn all the clowns
slit his ears, end all the sound
many bodies left behind, organise the vets all and count, 'no influence' he won't make it this round
kill his family in 'high places', I aint Jesus, but i make the sir mourn on the mount|


you see that? i bring free raps
i can act a fool, decide to put my lyrics in tea bags
fvck an L, i make the 'M in em show', before the 'encore', relax
he's 'back to drugs', i make sure there's no 'recovery', kill him as soon as he 'relapse'|


now i have them saying, wow, they see how I blazed this cow
he's on the NL cypher? they put me on their playlists now
i just destroyed the favourite,bow,
like Nas, they hate me now
raise the volume, you only hear drums and pianos, it's clear, lyric has been taken out|

Phatman

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [semi-finals] Obesemf Vs Liricyst by obesemf(m): 7:44pm On Jul 09, 2015
liricyst:
Arranging my bars Obese pls 8:30.... didn't have time at work today
sure
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [semi-finals] Obesemf Vs Liricyst by obesemf(m): 5:57pm On Jul 09, 2015
Ghana boy , Phatman

Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:15pm On Jul 09, 2015
jreyez:


Different emcees,.. Different styles, different listeners... It's what it's niggur., but I'll go with pro'meth because he's more professional on the mic.

i'll go with obesemf cos he's da GOAT cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 9:28am On Jul 09, 2015
dj5naira:
I band his Indiana crew to Pitt. .like Brad Jones!/
I don't support their clique, . .its clone zone/
Everly be your shadow. .so you'll never walk alone!/
Pardoned Pope Paul. .I dragged John son along Glen!/
Taught his home club. .that his team need to learn!/
Spilled his Reds. .all over Anfield/
I unleashed secret tactics. .yet to be revealed/
Josè lyric. .away champion. .home ruler. .I Enrique!/
In this Weekly Top 40. .I Rick Dees!!/
I defend and grip first position, . .Im Pepe Reina!/
My chic, fashionista. .while you see me on Alberto suit. .Italian rockstar!/
No matter what this Dan yell, . .he can't whisper Agger!!/
Sandwich toast hes drivin' can't . .Jamie, cuz I held up his attack, . .England Carragher!/
Brave multi general. .I captain Gerrard!/
I spar too hot to Andy. .while she jingled noel and christmas Carroll!/
I spat a triple. .with double barrel/
The way Luis manhandled his balls. .he felt Suarez!/
I could spit Maxi. .still play like Rodriguez/
Flirt with Adam's eve. .slept with Charlie angels/
Lift her mini up . .sucked her twin Jabulani!/
My di ck drilled in. .her oil is overcoming!/
Plunged his corpse in submarine. .I left the Stewart Downing!/
I balance midfield,. lyrical Xavi, never flop like Aquilani/
I score goals like Shevy, the granny ain't got potential. .Pa checo!/
He pens with hand on pelvic region. .He Joe Cole!/
I stream more flow than Jordan, . .he could only wet pitch/
Scaled his bumps and jump ditch/
I'm his dad, and he, Hender son!/
Set my foot on cloud. .I made ski run/
I got Sebastian grenade lined around my Coates!/
I run the game than Dirk Kuyt, he only deck kite!/
I've grown tall beyond Crouch height/
He plans to Jay Jay? . .I'll be ready to Spearing tackle/
To shoot flame. .he had better lace boot and buckle!/
Drove my phantom hand into his soul and pulled out Lucas Leiva!/
I blaze Raheem hits. . then push Sterling bar!/
But the raggamuffin' fella still ban g archetypal like Danny Wilson/
The Nathan receive low ratings like Eccleston/
I screw Jack heavy duty. . then raid his father's crib to Rob in son!/
Amassing trophies. .to occupy Liverpool FC/
Outlined Peter fiction. . that Gulá sci/
Sipped St. Martin and invited R.Kelly/
Craig lyrics. .I rang his cops, . so he couldn't bell army/
I blend brand-new plays, . .to outweigh/
Niggas nod at the quick cross I sway!/
What I network airtel. . but he remain grounded like Škrtel/
I retire the Pep. .and bid him farewell/
I start team line-up. .he subs with Villyan reserve/
My caps. .infinity, . .but hes a teen . .Bijev!/
I raise forsetto blast heard over Meyserside/
Vent wrath home and away. .I don't mercy sides!/
Doni's gene. .Shelveys' heredity!/
Burst firing shot . .My game, a volley!/
I make VIP list. .he 3rd tier like Jon Flanagan/
Fine smooth abs, . .Incredible body division, I Hulk Hogan!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 9:25am On Jul 09, 2015
dj5naira:
I breath in deep waters, while you drown in chel-sea!/
Dined with sharks, . .but he's scared of dolphins/
Took Edoho from his name, and pushed Frankfurt/
Sent his Rovers to Hades, he came out Blackburn(t)/
Half machine, half human, . .loaded to the brim, I got Fulham/
Amputate his Taribo wrist, . .I didn't spare this Westham!/
Dislocated the Larynx from his cord, . .he couldn't deliver/
I spit world Klaas, . . .with his weapon he could only Huntelaar/
You ain't Jan, . .you don't spit oversea, . .your lines Old like Trafford/
Quit the game, so I don't hunt you with my Bedford/
You don't flo large, . .even with your Portsmouth!/
I could even rout his sport-team in one bout/
I bring delight in this Stadium of Light . . I sunderland!/
The bull spit Micheal Jordan lyrics, . .cuz I dunk Chicago bars in his yard!!/
Notorious in this game, . . Rap Balotelli/
Grown B.I.G, . .like Aki, your smallie/
I got Wigan fibres. .My foot Athletic/
Meaning, . .i've made more runs in the game. .than the city of Unilag clique!/
Bolt outta here boy, 'cuz I don't know Usain you!/
Can't win in this track, . .your chick will only blame you/
I'm ranked A in the Serie, . . I reign in this Championship!/
I'm the shepherd, . .and I rule over these little lambs and sheep!/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 11:13pm On Jul 07, 2015
liricyst:
lol speak for yourself writers block has got me
grin we can even use braille to outwrite the others

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