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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 11:09pm On Jan 21, 2016
JigsawKillah:


I have a coffin for two You will fit in both
lol sure. When?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:12pm On Jan 21, 2016
007Bruce , let's kick it when you're done with Pein
Rap Battles / Re: ••RAP SECTION AWARDS 2015•• by obesemf(m): 7:34am On Jan 20, 2016
jreyez:

Based on? Smh.
Guy, forget these people. We have better things to think about
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:32am On Jan 20, 2016
liricyst:
Happy Birthday Obesemf!
now seeing this. Thanks

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:40pm On Dec 23, 2015
Supermiy:
I need a battle before the 29th...abeg who is up for 8 bars

i'd have brawled you, but none will be willing to judge
Rap Battles / Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Quarter-Finals= Jason21 Vs Obesemf|**| by obesemf(m): 6:40pm On Dec 11, 2015
when the expo doesn't appear, what do you do?
how do u feel if the lecturer brought questions outta the blue?
do you read through and see the little u can do?
or you sit like me, and cry like animals in the zoo?

double back pocket trousers, i remember the belt was Fendy
dressed all trendy, wouldn't let anyone offend me
_fuck a textbook, i'll rather read the label on the Henny
why learn books on a friday night, when i can muster another bedroom skill
why not drink beer, while i have the questions on my phone still?
saturday night was good, i still remember the woman who poured the first beer.....
I still have digits, Airmark...should i drop it here
I still remember when Nancy joined me while i took my bath
I still remember when Jreyez called, reminding me I had to learn the math
Sunday, the eve before the paper, sat down to study the expo
crammed it so hard, i could hit my head and hear the answers echo shocked
learnt nothing else,
couldn't see the authors of other books, dust had covered them on the shelf
those questions were guaranteed, why ask God for help?
monday came, in the exam hall, these questions, how do i solve them?
why the _fuck am i seeing calculus when the lecturer said three set problem
looked to my right, thought the nigga could help me like a true rider
till i noticed his pen top looked like it had been fed to a tiger
didn't complain when i saw the F while checking my results
now i just frown back when people ask why im taking my mattress to the library angry

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
Jason21:
ok, quote me when ur ready to post
lets post
Rap Battles / Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Quarter-Finals= Jason21 Vs Obesemf|**| by obesemf(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
Jason21:
check........
bruh, just left the exam hall, gimme an hour
Rap Battles / Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Quarter-Final Fixtures|**| by obesemf(m): 6:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
Jason21:
the event that shaped me i'm good with this......hope u feel the same, obesemf?
yeah
Rap Battles / Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Quarter-Final Fixtures|**| by obesemf(m): 3:03pm On Dec 09, 2015
Guykhena:


CC; Obesemf
i just did the same thing in my last round.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 11:24am On Dec 07, 2015
lmao, Rebel got banned on NAIRALAND because of a verse he used on FACEBOOK?
this doesn't add up. don't let personal animosity cloud your judgement. When Loonatik was caught biting elsewhere, was he banned from NL too?

cheesy cheesy _fucked up shii

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Rap Battles / Re: The King Of Poets Tourney: Raplinx Vs Obesemf by obesemf(m): 5:46pm On Dec 05, 2015
that gutter behind the Anglican school, i fell in it twice
thought i was wise, but my mum thought otherwise
other wise people I ate in plates with, died before they could vote
I seen mothers bury children, lamenting on who'll perform their final rights
its alright, I write to my mother, telling her i'll make my decisions all right

back in the days,
mango tree climbing, had my grades declining
because of this girl, who gave me naive thoughts
my young mind told me; "Presenting mangoes, will let you grab her oranges"
twas a weird analogy
love letters and many apologies

i learnt acrobatics
we practiced on sawdust in an abandoned cemetery
a drunkard once cursed us
now i have a bad back, Kofi drinks, David is in a wheelchair
_shit i did back in the day seems to haunt me

from my experiences back in the day, i can spin a street tale
and go into detail
here i go, from the head to the tail
twas the eve of Christmas 2005
had been on earth for eight years, too naive to thank God for my life
only firecrackers on my mind, i imagined the light
i imagined the fright of people if i decided to strike
the fights it'll incite, the anger it will ignite
i went inside, Dad's black trousers were my target
i found nothing, checked mama's blue condensed milk tray, enough coins to lead me to the market
run to my friends, flipflops on the wrong feet
i've reached my limit, the rest is for another day
i remember the rest and laugh at stuff i did back in the day

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:42pm On Dec 03, 2015
kr0ne:

No way! We were not expecting you there. But if you really want to join, let's pair you with Raplinx; and you drop on Saturday. What do you say?

Sure
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:07pm On Dec 03, 2015
Rexaxe:
Obesemf wrong thrend ooo...lol
you want a battle or no show win? kr0ne, let it be judged.. cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: **+The King Of Poets Tourney 2015+** Rexaxe Vs Heywhizzy by obesemf(m): 10:47am On Dec 03, 2015
hey girl, im quite sad i've got to leave

from the way i've packed my bags, it'll be insulting to deceive

you, after all the love i received, I believe
you'll fair well without me.

I met you on the morn, or was it the dawn, of January Sixteenth, since then it's been a decade and eight years

a learning process, something my young mind could barely process

i've seen you go from gold, to silver

after tapping the good in you, the others left, i seen you shiver

i tell my friends you're the worst, but deep within the love is serious

we've both seen the ladies running, searching for the missing period

like bad grammar correction

this art of rap, you're the one who thought me

the rough upbringing thought me what to do when niggas fought me

brought me to the conclusion; Swing till there's nothing left in me

now these niggas question me..
i tell em i was taught by a queen,

i heard you wept, when u heard another had left
im pained too, but a nigga has gotta to do something for food

but till then i'll still tell these niggas, welcome to my hood.
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 7:30pm On Nov 16, 2015
llaykorn:


Bros you done dey recover small small? Na which time doctor talk say dem go discharge you? Sorry sogbo? sad

angry don't be a victim
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 7:22pm On Nov 16, 2015
Darkenedrebel , I'll go through everyone and finally snatch back by title . angry
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 7:17pm On Nov 16, 2015
007Bruce:
Obesemf, when do you want the battle? Tomorrow? grin

Lmao, Friday grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2015
darkenedrebel:
obesemf ...post...I'm ready
ayd
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs OBESEMF¤¤¤[LOR Title Match] by obesemf(m): 12:44pm On Nov 15, 2015
Edited note
15-11-2015
10:16


Vs Rebel

check, i said...
i pressed your ex, so she made a pass, now we chill in cool bars

you touch my circle, your crew is getting crossed by my rude lads

put the boy in a box, after these shots, he took it too far

so now with your girl i try angles, thats how i give that pussy a true pass

^see, i control this _shit like soccer games, just read again

this is agbero vs mafia, i kill area boys for pleasure

my riches, from my car, tell..or just measure

get high with my gang, give him the blues for leisure

have him crip walking from the stroke, after high blood pressure

with this pen, i make my angles drastic

two times, we seen max all over you like victims of jungle justice

you've been exposed as a joke, we laugh at the shit you rapping 'bout now

Max gave you two Ls, halfway we said Oh, it's clear we've been laughing out loud

this is what happens now, clown

hit him with a shuttle, impact leaves his bones rattled

he lives a fake life, addicted to beef, you should live with cattle

im livid, these shots are vivid, far from subtle

If his wife got _raped, he'll log in to nairaland and call em niggas out to battle

At age 3 i strangled cats, handled my Uncles gats

your bitch boy raplinx, promptly i humbled that

this slave never grew in the house, i bring ample facts

he was raised by the window, so im never surprised when he fails to handle macs

leave u with a streak of piss, but im a man of peace

when its all good, my two fingers show its peace

when shit goes down, my two fingers at you shows im lifting the piece

when your girl bleeps around, I, insert 2 fingers and leave that pussy at peace

if this was primary school, i woulda made you stand up

cut your hands off, your lunch box, i go stand top

but this is NL, you fear your real life being exposed after all the gun talk

i look up to God, he's a boring nigga, see how he runs at the mention of fun, Lord

he beefs err one, from 'boys to men', its a deadly affliction

I stab your sisters 'in sync', do the same to 'you too', its an addiction

he displays 'mindless behaviour' cant even answer my questions

his rant after this beating will get the 'boy banned', then i pull his corpse in one direction

you don't even know yourself, many monikers, your text career has reached conclusion

Pastor says declare to the world who you are, I stand back and laugh at your confusion

you keep losing to Teddy, she whoops u till u can't stand on two legs

the way you always succumbed to the _bitch you could pass as Tony Umez

the truths that I say, will send the brother faraway

tries to sound horror, but comes off rather gay

Obese just carried tha day, with the tool of faraday

yall can scream up NEPA, no sweat, It's clear, I just took the dark away

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs OBESEMF¤¤¤[LOR Title Match] by obesemf(m): 11:23am On Nov 15, 2015
Darkenedrebel , hola when you come online
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 9:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:


why not 2 or 3pm ...tomorrow is sunday..& it won't be easy getting votes on Monday...so the earlier the better..so whatcha say?

ayd, the 4pm
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 8:33pm On Nov 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:

I'd like that - Lord Of The Ring Title Match..

deadline- tomorrow by 12pm
voting lasts for 24 hours & every regular member of this section is allowed to vote..no debarring of voters..

goodluck

Kindly move it to 6. 12 is 11am here.

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Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 8:26pm On Nov 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:

sunday or Monday? my bars are ready as we speak
Sunday. Title match, hype it too.
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 8:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
darkenedrebel:



-Obesemf ..I'm sure you are done with your verse, or almost done...let's post on Monday
..change of plans [10 bars]

-Co.ogar/Co.ugar...when will you be free for our battle?


alright bruh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 12:49pm On Nov 14, 2015
Raplinx:
yawns. Dude u're down 4 a rematch
no
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 12:34pm On Nov 14, 2015
Lmao Raplinx, if you're mentioning me, do it well. no time for wack cowards like you
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:53pm On Nov 13, 2015
007Bruce:
Obesemf vs grayline cool
no. You
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:23pm On Nov 13, 2015
007Bruce:
undecided
U dey delay the beating..I suggest sunday. 10 bars, My title on the line angry

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2015
007Bruce angry
Rap Battles / Re: **++** 2015 Audio Tourney Sign Up Thread **++** by obesemf(m): 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2015
MuhdG:

Na lie.

U wey participate for nl cypher.

Oga u be pro

....walking on a narrow road, reaching (abi na shooting) for the stars .... Bla bla bla

false propaganda shocked
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 8:07pm On Nov 10, 2015
Iceskidd:
obesemf I'm watching Joy Prime on multi TV and i have to say Ghanians make the worst adverts ever

guy, where's this attack from? grin

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