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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:35am On Nov 01, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
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https://www.nairaland.com/2705306/obesemf-vs-raplinx999-halloween-special#39570622

yo Rebel, make it 10 bars. It's a title match.
And Raplinx999, you return to facebook if you lose.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:22pm On Oct 30, 2015
Snickz:
these wack facebook cats tho

pls obesemf respect urself cos if i have not pasted that verse u wouldnt have made that comment..... i respect ery textcee here, wack or dope cos no one was born dope but just practice..... better still, if u wanna beef me, call me out and stop acting like a white man who saw a black man in white house...... tank u

yes boss

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Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 5:56pm On Oct 30, 2015
CaptainCids:





I ain't gon say these things now because am not happy being Nl cat...
But I love facts,and you brother ain't spilling it...
another thing I hate is making generalization..

you make a mistake and I pick ya family,conclude they all stupid,if your father's name is Tum
anything time I see a baby tum,learning to walk,fall....I conclude,okay its the stupid tums again..


When ya talking be specific,
there are only few Elites in this gwup that compete with most FB Emcees,people like Ibime,streetwise(not really an nl cat),dbr,glaciers,Emma prince,sir krone,thunderstorm,coogar, mailmac,and maybe mikus etc...


But FB?
Tega,Ink,Casper,Sarosh,Tek,Ayo,black,stiff,priest,slim,thrills,father,dah reporter,illscripts,Kas,frAntick,cash,Hector,cold blooded,beshi etc

What am saying be careful when you make general statements?
Like all these FB emcees Ehen!!!!!!
Guy,smh, mek I no talk much



Legout

smh for you oh. The kind of nigga to take online text battles personal. You think they'll find me and beat me? you probably think this is real life. Sorry for you bruh

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:18pm On Oct 30, 2015
CaptainCids:


What you claiming? That your dope? That if we call Nl dope emcees,you'll be among...? Guy mind ya words...poku
implying you're better? grin why so personal? or i struck a nerve?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:28pm On Oct 30, 2015
these wack facebook cats tho
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 10:48pm On Oct 28, 2015
007Bruce , this place is dying. Let's have the title match already embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by obesemf(m): 11:58am On Oct 25, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Jeyrez i'll need ur FB ID i need to take some production lessons from you,please help a brother.

Jreyez
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:07am On Oct 25, 2015
Raplinx999:
owk then. Patiently waiting..... Pls dnt 4get. Sunday 8 pm abi?
next sunday. 007Bruce take note. Create thread on saturday. Title match

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Raplinx999:
damn! When?
God willing, next weekend.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
Raplinx999:
when?? Lets make it monday or tuesday.
after the next set of tourney matches
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:23am On Oct 24, 2015
Raplinx999:
ok. 8 bars. 9 pm.
u took too long in responding. I'll set another date

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2015
Raplinx999:
like when? Pls just a friendly brawl, nothing much. U aint gon be needing all that 4 me.

let's go. Sunday , my Lord of the rings title up for grabs.
Rap Battles / Re: Haven Of Peace: GIYAZZ' Lounge by obesemf(m): 9:47am On Oct 21, 2015
goat
Rap Battles / Re: **++**The Show Off: Laykorn Vs Raplinx999**++** by obesemf(m): 11:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
mad men grin

then drop 'Linx' in the empty box....like 'members searching for old brawls'.

'Jazz' beat 'Rap' into inexistence...like they battled in 18th century

So he'll think they're there to 'hold his sleeves'....when they 'Hand-Cuff LinX' tight

Raplinx99
leave him Screaming Ambush! Ambush!! ... US former President||
grin grin grin damn

Mays ... this fool still wudnt have won any contest!!!

he's nothing to write home about !!/ then inscribe POET on his grave... n thats not Author, its 'Patron Of Every Tout



Raplinx came with the name flips, Llaykorn had a more well rounded verse.
mvgt- Llaykorn, he's getting deadlier.
Raplinx wasn't bad at all tho

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤ ¤ ¤ Sunday Special: Thepunisher VS Illverbz ¤ ¤ ¤ by obesemf(m): 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2015
Illverbz was nice, just didn't pack enough heat, you freestyled this
Punisher however came in swinging
if you ever hear that a girl eye V .......It's roman numeral for four /
damn sonnnn,
mvgt - Punisher
Verbz, pls don't concede defeat before voting starts.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 2:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
007Bruce , i dey wait you oh. Title up for grabs. smiley hola when ready.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 5:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
Supermiy:
this Should Be My Brawl angry ..grin
grin let's go, right now
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 4:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:

are you putting your title on the line? cheesy
sure.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:

whats your worth?. . .lets negotiate grin grin
Lord of the rings champ grin

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:19pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:

the bucket?. . .you can kick it yourself
grin u know what i mean.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:
We have it. . . .thepunisher vs illverb
when are you guys dropping?
Bruce, let's kick it
Rap Battles / Re: ***** Regular battle : Supermiy Vs Mikuz ***** by obesemf(m): 1:41pm On Oct 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:

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you don't vote in people's brawls yet you expect them to vote in yours. . ..what kind of guy are you


i promise i'll change embarassed
I just don't See the point in voting when there's a clear winner.
Rap Battles / Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by obesemf(m): 12:08pm On Oct 17, 2015
It’s time to end the battle. . . y’all know this sucker done/ cos in each quatrain. . . I gave y’all pun after another pun/ So any voter giving him more than one crit is a fúcking bum/ Let’s keep it
100. . . I just showed y’all . . . why double zero . . . behind the number 1!!!/


You know what rhymes with Double Wahala/ and bodied this maga?/ I spit sloppy saliva/ on his mother . . . and dishonour his father/ His gun talk is only acting . . . he ain’t busting his lama/ I’m a
stuntman . . . I came to body double. . . with no Hollywood drama!!/


- I’m a savage and killer/ One punch will test his skills as an amateur swimmer/ Water no get enemy? . . .but the Crocodiles will. . . . when he land in the river!/ And these fists are like Brandy and Liquor/ cos one blow. . . will have Double seeing double. . . . without staring at the man in the mirror!!/

- I came with all punches. . . no personals. . .I don’t know this clown/ Drink his blood this Oktoberfest. . . like it’s Lowenbrau/ He comot shirt to fight. . . not knowing that I hold the pound/ so like Golf Masters . . . soon as the 'Tee off'. . . I’ll give him an 'open round'!!/

then..


¤I'm the active killer... who cap em ninjas/ each time i grip the macs & nina/ but bis is a sissy. . .a fäggish nigga/ he couldnt raise the shells if he was Master Splinter/

¤the peacock will cry/ when i bring forth a knife/ ibime would be seeking for prothestic hands after this/. . . i'm cutting off the arm of bis/. . . for tryna pick up a fight/

¤the crowd be clapping their hands/ everytime i spit a chapter of rap/ but this rapper is wack/ cos they're quick to boo bis like the mammary glands /

¤he keeps telling lies, how he paying expenses with foreign dough/ but the fella's broke, even his lover knows.../ ibime couldn't foot the bills if he treads on dollar notes/


Oh God embarassed

will modify with verds soon
Rap Battles / Re: ***** Regular battle : Supermiy Vs Mikuz ***** by obesemf(m): 10:37pm On Oct 16, 2015
I'll toss a match, and speedily burn Sup like a
careless chef!



lmmmaaaaoooooooo grin grin grin

once i shoot the clips.... he's taking the lead.....like The best vocalist in a choir!

whew

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Rap Battles / Re: +++**opinions: Let's Bury The Hatchet**+++ by obesemf(m): 5:00pm On Oct 14, 2015
the bickering brings about grudge matches. grudge matches make here sweet. grin

just don't take it too personal. adding family and very sensitive stuff. It's just text battle.

kr0ne. _fuck you tho angry

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Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤¤DarkRebel Vs Laykorn¤¤¤¤ by obesemf(m): 10:21am On Oct 14, 2015
llaykorn was tight. Don't make it seem like the battle is close only because Rebel underrated him(which i doubt).
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:18am On Oct 14, 2015
gottoboy:
Obesemf vs danbrownbmf abeg who go help me with links to that battle?

Cc: mikuz, krone, darkrebel, airmark.


www.nairaland.com/2383977/holocaust-tourney-first-round-obesemf
Rap Battles / Re: ¤¤¤¤DarkRebel Vs Laykorn¤¤¤¤ by obesemf(m): 9:33am On Oct 14, 2015
You notice how Darkenedrebel battles all comers? this motherfucker is _fucking prolific cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: The Kings Tourney 2015 Group Stage by obesemf(m): 12:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
Darkenedrebel , kr0ne pls replace me with gottoboy or Kinglahkay, i highly doubt i'll be free enough for this. Forgive me embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Back In The Days by obesemf(m): 4:25pm On Oct 11, 2015
So Jigsaw left his phone again? such a pain, I picked, yo Rebel what's up?

he say yawa don happen, tell Jig He better get his shorts up

checked if Jreyez and Giyazz was up

i told him to cut all crap, he said he ain't playing

theres knives, blood and all that, felt urgency in what he was saying

now the network starts failing,
his airtel was off, _shit is going down

climbed down, off the bed, off the head, remembered i had catapults in my gown,

wore a frown, picked my back pack, dressed up black black,

took few stones from Jigsaws knapsack

told my bae to postpone the visit, this is it

ima take the head on another day, that _pussy ima finish it

wish i knew where Jigsaw kept his steel, readily i would steal

but still, i gotta wait on him, he fears ima squeal

he doesn't believe im real, he wants to see me kill, show some skills

my stomach rumbling, tumbling, whats the deal? garri is the only meal

ate it with zeal, my stomach walls copped a feel

if any girl ask me what i ate, i be like 'i've been kissed by a rose' my lips are sealed

my fat looks should leave these Gees deceived

i kill em 'interstate' they got no will to live

today should be redemption of the beast, i bump some dmx,

i heard Jigsawkillah push the gate with his old bmx,

i said Rebel just called, he's heading to the spot.

he questions my skill, "what will you do when it gets hot"

i said, im an Obese motherfucker, running no bi option, my fat should hold the shots, let's go

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:14pm On Oct 08, 2015
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/ac5d6afa
Jreyez
Ibime
Mikuz
Darkenedrebel
007bruce
Coogar
Giyazz
Obainojazz
Sosiqdude
DJ5naira
Airmark
Kr0ne
Elymaxiimus
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
MuhdG
sinizia
ilaykorn

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:07pm On Oct 08, 2015
quick freestyle for the mandem
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/ac5d6afa

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