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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:44pm On Oct 08, 2015
obainojazz:
the true picture....ibime vs obesefm

you'd be surprised when u see my pic grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:40pm On Oct 08, 2015
obainojazz why so heartless? grin did i steal your money?
Rap Battles / Re: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by obesemf(m): 12:13am On Oct 08, 2015
ayd. In
Rap Battles / Re: SINCERELY , I'm Not Impressed by obesemf(m): 9:59pm On Oct 05, 2015
Jreyez
Rap Battles / Re: SINCERELY , I'm Not Impressed by obesemf(m): 9:41pm On Oct 05, 2015
lol, there are dope vocal cats here. We just do this for fun. We even have an audio cypher. smiley
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by obesemf(m): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
007Bruce:
you are next, boy.
eya embarassed have mercy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 11:38am On Oct 04, 2015
from Ghana, i struck with errthing i have learnt

the odour from these corpses, left this place a bad scent

had to slay Mikuz, my mentor, but in this i couldn't love em

lil nigga felt he was first, i was forced to have ice behind, like i was dealing with bad friends

they marvel at my ascent, so Classyalabolas or 007Bruce, who'll be my next meal

after that ima snipe Coogar or Emaprince, make another vet squeal

Made Kinglahkay n gottoboy flee with my text skills

got rid of the 'KG' made extra weight leave like treadmills

Jigsawkillah is still a _bitch, the Coog made him mellow..ayd

the little cocklicker is prolly somewhere tryna convert an Edo dyke

Gottoboy got lucky, the sounds of danger seemed to echo right

i planned to teach him, and have boy all over the place like eko high.

now u got a broad for a wife, blame it on your negligence

my dick scratch her 'walls', while she grabs a 'pillar' in your residence

your 'foundations' are weak, after all your persistence

see your style is 'flawed', im a better rapper...that was concrete evidence

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Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : CYPHER By Mikuz ft Dj5naira * by obesemf(m): 11:38am On Oct 04, 2015
from Ghana, i struck with errthing i have learnt

the odour from these corpses, left this place a bad scent

had to slay Mikuz, my mentor, but in this i couldn't love em

lil nigga felt he was first, i was forced to have ice behind, like i was dealing with bad friends

they marvel at my ascent, so Classyalabolas or 007Bruce, who'll be my next meal

after that ima snipe Coogar or Emaprince, make another vet squeal

Made Kinglahkay n gottoboy flee with my text skills

got rid of the 'KG' made extra weight leave like treadmills

Jigsawkillah is still a _bitch, the Coog made him mellow..ayd

the little cocklicker is prolly somewhere tryna convert an Edo dyke

Gottoboy got lucky, the sounds of danger seemed to echo right

i planned to teach him, and have boy all over the place like eko high.

now u got a broad for a wife, blame it on your negligence

my dick scratch her 'walls', while she grabs a 'pillar' in your residence

your 'foundations' are weak, after all your persistence

see your style is 'flawed', im a better rapper...that was concrete evidence

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Rap Battles / Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by obesemf(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
¤you think you're tough & fly/ cos you crucified SAW two times/.... come off it!. . . .that doesn't make you the god of rhymes!/ you should know that a kid that 'crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/


when i decapitate the kid.... place his head on a couch to put his mind at rest /

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/





damn sonnnn

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Rap Battles / Re: ++++++ Congratulations : Obesemf Is Lord Of The Rings 2015 ++++++ by obesemf(m): 2:35pm On Oct 01, 2015
Ayyyyyy fam. Thanks thanks. Giyazz, i see you grin
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by obesemf(m): 12:58pm On Sep 30, 2015
Classsyalabolas:
i don't understand… obesemf does multies

wake-keeping
faith leaping
gay bleeding
hate speaking
fake peeping.


smh

maybe they want 8 word multies grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 4:19pm On Sep 29, 2015
liricyst:
quick one....


Let me be Quick to discard/
Your thoughts that liri doesn't think the rebel put a whip to his ass/
He got me from his name flips to his sass/
But i can stomach it like enduring kicks to the abs/
But Bleep you Vain Subjects..asking me to change subjects..
I don't need to Depart from science...to stick to the art!/
I never fumble my lines...I'm an actor that commits his Script to his heart/
Focused on science only cos i wanted my own niche to be carved/
Now Listen to gists n the rants...dark put a d.ick to his ass/
Forked him quick...dumped the kid...now liri's just a bish in his past!/
Now where them stans that be emulating me?/
Those who sang me praises and were elevating me/
Those who ever had any faith in me/
I guess I've become an extinct religion..they've lost every faith in me!/
Many knew he was bad but expected i should be breaking him/
But i slept on the disrespectful rebel...and got a rude awakening!/
Now they wish to/advice me to write on pulling pistols/emptying the clipz too/
And take out some blood....just like the crips do!/
Now those who should wait on me are offering me tips too!/
You getting terminated but i won't fire these fools/
I'm a container of ojuelegba bridge
I did fall off...but i will still crush most of these fools!/

Lmao


_fuck your tactics, none cares if you love this


how can u have this light after taking darks hits


im bringing hard kicks, im an emcee with a hammer, u cant touch this


today the lyric is getting punched like am adding adlibs


i play nice, u running back like ray rice, fighting for gay rights,


you stay dim like bulbs in daylight


now you're dazed, right? debunk fake lines, i hate lies


bring ashewos holding torch lights, n i snuff him in broad day light


Kinglahkay, u called me out? high five,


you finna pay a high price, no show death, after this u go die twice


Jigsawkillah, likewise, is having his thighs sliced, lose his eye sight


cuz i write right, he bites right, i fight right while he hides right


he's the type to take a hug from a girl and buy her fried rice


you've failed in the game of life, your soul should be on free auction


if mama knew you'd turn out this way, she'd have put u up for adoption


gladyys made you her _bitch, so u better proceed with caution.


cuz the way you fumbled with Saw, i doubt carpentry is an option

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:57am On Sep 29, 2015
mikuz:

Okay start writing.
Mikuz pls tag voters in the final battles
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2015
MuhdG:
Obesemf
Punchlines upon punchlines u be typewriter? grin
boss, ibi God.
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by obesemf(m): 4:49pm On Sep 27, 2015
Drop the talk, make we fight, watch a nigga die, while i push him off a height

let's get it right, the stuff i write, when you bite, might be taken as light

like food while you're on diet, these are bright, to smite you, i take delight

^ that was just flex, im about to bring an 'end to the kid', like puberty rites

this is tight
whats the clause, you find a nigga dead, and u don't know the cause

twas because he _fucked with the boss,

he and his fam are poor, they window shop at local stores

they say poverty is a disease, i lure him with the 'money cure', and 'nail' him to a cross

it'll only get worse, when i show you're at fault

it's a 'race game', no 'road rush' when i make this black cat halt

by mistake, I make his crew 'burnout', he gets killed by default

im relaxed, no 'need for speed', when i drag his corpse on the 'asphalt'

this won't get gory, today i feel quite lazy

matter of fact, i should be in my crib, chilling with white ladies

but against him, im ready to smite faces

you lack influence, so my next uppercut 'takes you to the roof'...now your fam has someone in high places

this day, ima put Kid in his place, he's lacking this grace

he's getting disgraced, his priorities misplaced

he's just a small fool, little nigga in a big race

If u ever hear Ice is big, then the topic is Segun Arinze and his face

you surprised i murked you, what the _fuck are u gaping at

you came to fight me alone, your crew decided on staying back

it's your death, your family will remember this day in black

we win with points, but i leave 'K none', when i stroke him with the waving flag

he believes he can beat me, i really see his faith leaping

i know my onions, i leave tears when i see the fake peeping

I hate speaking, after this u go see the gay weeping

with these bars im a surgeon, i leave ice wide open like wake keeping


bring goons where you're staying at, sambisa weed getting us higher

Ice is a thief, no, ice is a liar, no, ice is a thief and a liar

only religion can save u now, after this you should retire

even when u find God, i go finish Ice in the baptism of fire

ima kill the kid for the bread, these thoughts in my head

to leave him dead, with his fabric red,

im a 'high target', against me, niggas bled

we aint cut of the same 'cloth' i bring better 'material' there's evidence in this 'thread'

you won't stop the bloodshed writing on your pad always

i strike fear in his goons, his gees all gaze

see im a god, i just proved that he's all fake

indeed 'ice is on top', it's 'too easy', im done with this... piece of cake

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Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by obesemf(m): 3:55pm On Sep 27, 2015
Iceskidd, ready
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Mikuz V Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 3:55pm On Sep 27, 2015
seven grenades in my 'polo' shirt, walking to you with a strange look

sharp edges in my 'fendi' backpack, the knifes slice through your brains too

got a golden gun in a 'Gucci' holster, the bullets aim to maim you

it's clear, i entered this battle with 'weapons fashioned' against you

i approach the scene, load clips in the uzi

this guy never gets bitches, he can't afford to be choosy

Coog sonned you bad, after he penned those bars loosely

and the way you were weak with _Fuck, its clear our mod
never gets any _pussy

anytime i fought, niggas got laced with dots

he fails to deliver, the way he uses cheap shots

my fist as large as 'acres', see punches i 'land' on the spot

at this 'stage', this battle na 'play', i 'script' your death in the plot

your fam left u to come here, they know obese is a crew ender

i make the fool ponder, you're a mod, Obese is a rule bender

you're a '_bitch nigga', no one knows your true gender

your kids see right through you cuz you're transparent....Bruce Jenner


it's a ploy to hurt him with the schemes, torch his skin with indifference

i see where the 'test is', i plan to 'prick' this hindrance

im going 'nuts', he'll be a dick when he gets the reference

i've got the 'balls' to _cock the gun he's a cowardly dick, between us there's a vast difference

im a deep thinker, i beat him and let the pain linger

now u become a heavy drinker, at your burial, i hire your wife as the main singer

this personal shot might be a stinger,

your _bitch _pussy biometric, she gimme the greenlight when i use my finger

this beating. will be shown via cable for his mum

this is my 'creation story', 'burn this meat' in a stable on his farm

i go 'add am' on the 'eve', prepare a table for this one

then i stroke him with a 'cane', to show im an 'able' bodied man

my flow is stable, ma voice his hoarse, crush him with hooves

this crook got shook when i pushed through with my hooks

he's got bad looks, taking this mod job personal, pushed it to the roof,
get a life, you're old..

artificial intelligence is not a match for natural stupidity, Mikuz is living proof

you had potential, but look what you've turned to

washed up piece of _shit, no one got anything to learn from you

the beating from Coogar shoulda been enough to warn you

u ran from Dark, but the light at the end of the tunnel, is from the fire i made to burn you

rip his garment to shreads
im a king, even ibime and i shouldn't share the same throne

you've lost relevance, this bout might make your name known

i arrive my shadow is enough to send the lame home

'im fly' my 'presence on top' 'Made the G Vanish'...airplane mode

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:46pm On Sep 26, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
lil bitchh nigga u prolly need glasses too
lmao, Yes boss.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 1:21pm On Sep 26, 2015
st3v3nr3x did you throw jabs at me? or ibi spelling mistake?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:21pm On Sep 23, 2015
Ibime:
This place is popping. Thunder fire una. I'm coming, but man too busy

we dey watch you
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 7:18pm On Sep 23, 2015
beating me is rare, i kinda made that clear


i won't even play fair, im attacking IcesKidd from the rear


kill him on the stairs if he's ever found in my lair,

my uppercats send Ice towards the sky, like we heard sounds in the air


kidd is a _bitch, he got some animal features


better low your speakers, ice go dey wail like local preachers


when i stump his face with gucci sneakers


u aint swimming with these sharks, you'll never reach us


i plan to put kid in his place like nursery teachers


na here u dey wan play? he's just a young gay


accessing NL from Warri, you really came a long way


so im beating u in the back, while Islamic songs play


with uppercats keen to wicked stepmothers....we both raise Kid the wrong way


Jigsawkillah is a _bitch, beating him gets u no elevation


after this verse, you gonn prep hard, extra dedication


Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Dickens pen your verse? you go fail with that delegation


you think Saw was hard? naww, im scarier, more horror, Obese is your final destination


i go use you for blood money

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Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Mikuz V Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 9:49pm On Sep 20, 2015
check
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by obesemf(m): 9:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
check
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 4:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
Supermiy:
Who Is That Nigga Named Corn Self grin..Kidding Bro,its All For The Fun Of It..No FP,popularity Would Make This Shit Biased..Obesemf I See You Viewing,when Would You Allow Me Behead Thou?,my Freaking Rematch I Need It! cheesy

make i finish the tourney
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2015
mikuz:


You can post your verses if you want. But it won't count. Where is the discipline?

gottoboy, then we brawl after the tourney
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 1:39pm On Sep 18, 2015
gottoboy:

Obesemf wasup? Sorry ah couldn't post before deadline, have been visiting the hospital since on wednesday, I think am getting better already. . .

Good news you qualified buh wait! your I still have the bars I wrote against you in my note pad (yet to arrange em tho), so am just thinking since you already have 10barz against me, why not we post tomorrow or anytime you free but it should be before your next round battle, so you'd prepare well.

Wah ya think? Mikuz can help us reopen the thread.


i'd prefer if mikuz allows it as an actual qualifying brawl. I can't be in the final with only free passes.
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2015
gottoboy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Gottoboy v Obesemf * by obesemf(m): 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2015
gottoboy, as u make ready,make i know
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Obesemf V Kinglahkay * by obesemf(m): 8:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
JigsawKillah:
I am sure Obesemf hates free passes like I do

my verse is here, but it seems the tourney has been aborted
Rap Battles / Re: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Obesemf V Kinglahkay * by obesemf(m): 4:04pm On Sep 08, 2015
kinglahkay look sharp
Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by obesemf(m): 1:43pm On Sep 08, 2015
Mikuz, what do you mean by 24 lines?

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